Saturday, December 28, 2019

579 - Killer Wind, The Founding Fathers Were Conned By Clinton, Getting Troubleshot At Katzenjammer, and Jodie Foster Stars In "My Contact!"

[2:15 PM] 
(Meteorologist talking to Anderson Cooper) "And people are talking about the wind and how they aren't worried about the wind, but you have to understand only 7-8% of the people here are going to die from wind related causes.  (...beat...)  Only 7-8% of people who die in hurricanes die from wind related causes."
...JUuuuust a little different math, there...
[2:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
water is the killer
water all the way
lol
[2:20 PM] 
Well...say 5000 people stay
She's said "Of the 5000 who stay...7-8% will die because of wind."
Instead of "5000 will stay...maybe 40 will die...3 will be from wind."
[2:21 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
10% is beer related
[2:23 PM] 
"We're talking Scythe of the Angle of Hurricane DEATH here, Anderson!  Even the wind of it's passing will doom 375 of them!"
Angel
[2:23 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Scythe of the Angle is better
That hurricane is coming in at a obtuse angle there and is gonna flambazill the hell outta them!”
[2:42 PM] 
hehe



[4:02 PM] 
Outrage!   Outrage, I say, in the 4th branch of the US government!
(Social Media)
According to that half, "Everybody needs to go to jail!"
(according to chamber reporter Mrs. Silver, who concluded that "They're all so stupid")
[4:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Who's "everybody"?
[4:07 PM] 
Well I was being tricky there...
[4:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Oh, your other half said Republicans need to go to jail
[4:08 PM] 
Both sides think the other side should go to jail
I even found out this morning that Kavanaugh sexually molesting Ford decades ago was (somehow) a “Clinton Conspiracy!”
So that all fits into place
Meanwhile in the Grownups Section, I read that its on record that Ford had actually told a bunch of people about this years before K was nominated for the position. 
She was very very clever to meet with Clinton to prepare all this before suddenly making it up before the committee could vote on Kavenaugh – just in case he got a law degree, became a judge, and came up as a Supreme Court nominee.
[4:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
very very long con
[4:13 PM] 
Not as clever as faking all of Obama's records when he was born just in case he grew up and people chose to elect him president. 
(Yes...I've read this "true" theory)
[4:14 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
If they're *that* capable they deserve to be in power
[4:14 PM] 
Yes
True long-term multi-generation Masters
[4:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Literally inventing a future president, from birth, but can't do the same for a few dozen senators or house reps to maintain power
And can't even campaign in a swing state like Wisconsin
It's Flat Earth territory... The conspiracy requires the cooperation of many millions of people over long periods of time
[4:16 PM] 
Too bad Obama failed, huh?  All that work and he couldn't manage to make us all socialist gunless Muslims subservient to ... Kenya? I guess?
"Damn it!  What is our plant DOING???"
"Fixing the economy and dragging our world status back up from where Bush pooped it."
"WHY???"
[4:17 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The only reason we're not in FEMA camps is because of the Red HoR and Senate
[4:18 PM] 
Saved!



[12:55 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
So my new hire did a no call no show yesterday
I'm starting to wonder if his school is going to interfere with him working here, or if he is just that immature
[12:56 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I wish i could pull those
[12:57 PM] 
(10 hours earlier...Mr. Brown in the back yard filling in the last of a 6' long hole.)
[1:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
"You'll be training with Mr. Brown today!"  https://media.giphy.com/media/Qy0euaC9D1IiI/giphy.gif
[1:19 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Goodfellas Technical Support
[1:24 PM] 
"What is this?  What is this, a new Driving Game?  I told you not to download anything."  "It's Ok, I downloaded it on my mother's Steam." 
"Cancel it." 
"What?" 
"Cancel it and uninstall it." 
"But it's OK.  I downloaded it on my mother's Steam."
"What's she got?  Is that a new Kindle?" 
"Nice huh, Jimmy?" 
"Take it back!  I told you guys not to buy anything!"



[9:28 AM] 
Yesterday's film was "Contact" with Silver Junior, who was also being horrible. 
Got it from the library Monday -- for him since he's been fixated on alien contact recently -- and finally had an opportunity to watch and he decided to try to dump on it for something mindless. 
There were some hot words that ended with "this or bed right now"
[9:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
That's a good one
[9:29 AM] 
Yeah
Under protest he was soon totally riveted
Book is really good.  I think I loaned it to you at one point. Don't recall if you read any of it though
[9:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I didn't finish it
I didn't like the book
[9:31 AM] 
Too much astrophysics?
[9:39 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I just remember it being boring
[9:45 AM] 
Science and politics... Did you actually make it to the signal and the decoding and such?
[9:51 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I don't remember
I think my mom read it and described some stuff to me, then there's the movie muddling it
You probably described it too
[10:06 AM] 
It was quite cool.  It took a lot longer than the movie implies to sort it out and build the thing too.  The technologies for some stuff didn't exist but the instructions taught what was needed.
They sent a whole team, not just one person.
None of the recordings worked, as in the movie, but no one could explain the duration of the “nothing”.
So there was a lot more credibility on the return.  Several experts in various fields saying "yes it happened"
[10:08 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
[10:09 AM] 
The machine didn't work again...no one knew how that was accomplished but it was a one shot deal
[10:10 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
So it opened up a wormhole but the aliens had to basically "pick up" on their end or it wouldn't work? Like a phone call
Was the machine similar to the movie?
Like a big atom and you drop into the middle
[10:16 AM] 
Yes, I believe it used the rings
And yeah, the sender Ellie was assigned to explained there were wormholes all over and the machine just extended a short link. 
And
The whole wormhole network was artificially created.  They had no idea what advanced culture made them but they were apparently long gone.  They just found them.  No idea how it was done.
[10:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I forgot about that
The part about how the aliens that contacted us weren't the ones that originally made the technology
[10:28]
All well and good, right
But the one thing they could have used in the visit scene in the movie and didn't for some reason was pretty key to the book.
As Ellie asserted, Math is the only universal language
They confirmed it for her.
"Math was invented too...it's artificial.  Whatever species created it...whether they did the wormholes too or not...they imposed math on the whole universe. It might be a message, just like what we sent you. Seems like it" "
[10:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
wild
[10:28 AM] 
"There's clues.  We've figured out some of it."
[10:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Wonder who contacted the ones who contacted us
I wonder if they recognized the Hitler broadcast for what it was or if it even mattered - if it's like first contact rules in Star Trek, once you send out the signal they are obliged to respond
"Hmm.. can't make out the words but this guy seems like an unpleasant character.."
"Oh well, rules are rules, send it back."
Perhaps that was part of the test, or maybe none of that was even in the book
[10:32 AM] 
It was automated to do just that, actually
[10:32 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
[10:32 AM] 
A probe was left in a hostile environment but in good listening range of a lot of places
[10:40 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I wonder what happens if their automated response was sent to the Predator civilization
Now my retard brain is stuck on a Contact / Predator crossover
[10:50 AM] 
Well the Predators were already FTL spacefarers
[10:50 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
But before that
[10:53 AM] 
Honestly...they're not very smart.  I doubt they could do it.  They were encountered and got the tech they wanted.
Or they used to be smart and are stupid now
[10:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
That's true. They'd have to build the thing
They probably got the specs and were like "how do we turn this into a weapon"
or "this won't help us hunt"
[11:52 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I watched Contact so long ago i forget everything that happens
lol
Other than what i can gather from the title
[11:54 AM] 
It's 90 minutes of astrophysicists crawling around on a lab floor looking for Jodie Foster’s contact lens, Mr. Brown

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