[8:00
AM] Mr. Blue:
morning
[8:10
AM]
Got
to be a god over the weekend... So that was something.
[8:12
AM] Mr. Blue:
Mr.
Silver Almighty
In
a game?
[8:13
AM]
Oh,
in games I do that all the time.
Camping
weekend with the UU church and did a full moon thing.
And
it was the "Buck Moon".
[8:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
ahh
[8:15
AM]
During
planning for the service I joked around saying I was going to get some antlers to
wear for fun.
And
then I ended up having to write the service, including a script
for me to show up as the Buck God and etc.
My
followup comment "Well...at least it wasn't a Fish Moon like
last time..."
It
went over very well...Not that I got to see it. ;)
And
no one took any video.
"You
were great!"
"I'll
take your word for it...I have no idea."
"You
were prancing!"
"I
was NOT prancing! I made a conscious decision not to do
anything goofy like prance."
"Well...you
did."
"I
was channeling then."
[8:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
Where'd
you go?
[8:24
AM]
(Park)...little
reserved area not listed on the signs.
Guy
that works for the park service who has connections gets it for us.
[8:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
ahh
[8:27
AM]
I
guess the lack of photo evidence probably enhances the experience
Nothing
but memories to make it bigger and better than it really was instead
of images of a dork in antlers and recordings of what he said to pick
apart.
[8:33
AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
[8:35
AM]
(Adds
to shaman resume: Channeled a Totem Spirit while in Costume to
Conduct a Ceremony)
[9:53
AM]
Best
Headline
In
Ages
...
"Lund
University biologists originally conceived of their controversial
'Wild Bazongas' theory over shots at a out-of-control sorority
party."
"All
I know is...the babes with nice (hand gestures)...go whoopin'-ape
wild long before the other girls. And I said 'we need funding
and a sample population and maybe a cabin at a ski resort to study
this more closely'. And they said 'OK'. So... "
[1:25
PM] Mr. Brown.:
my
brain hurts
[1:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
training?
[1:26
PM] Mr. Brown.:
no
sinuses
can't
think straight
I
was fine all through training til the very end
It
hit me like a wave
[1:27
PM]
A...sine
-us wave?
[1:50
PM]
Weird
dreams...
I
recall right before I woke up I was passing an oxygen mask to someone
and grabbed a few breaths for myself.
Katzenjammer
was...odd...last night...
You
know those work dreams where the whole place is actually different
but you dream it's still here
So
I came in at night for I can't recall what.
I
was in jeans and ... red tank top ... and definitely a new black
leather jacket.
[1:53
PM] Mr. Brown.:
I
had a dream that Arnold Schwarzenegger walked me home from school
[1:53
PM]
LOL
Mr. Brown
[1:53
PM] Mr. Brown.:
He
seemed slimmer and i asked him about it
[1:53
PM]
He
hold your hand?
[1:55
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Well,
we got to a house. I suppose it was his house, and his wife was
there.
We
started playing pranks on her, then she started yelling at us and I
woke up
lol
[1:56
PM]
Hehe
Anyway...Katzenjammer.
I
get in the place and it's all decked out like a club
"Klub
Katzenjammer"
Guy
at the door looks me up and down and opens the rope for me.
(me)
???
Music...colored
lights...cheap decorations.
Um...
glitter...
crepe
ribbons...
feather
boas...
Theme
areas in the "halls"
"Jebus...Katzenjammer
is renting the place out at night as a gay club and I just walked in
wearing this? No wonder all these guys are looking..."
I
hit the elevator.
[1:59
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Gay-zenjammer
[1:59
PM]
Anyway
I
get upstairs to “the meeting"
Everyone
is kinda weirded out...
Most
are clustered in one office where the music isn't so loud, sitting on
the floor.
Jason
Bateman was our boss
[2:01
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Makes
sense
I
see this as a Bateman movie
[2:01
PM]
I
don't know the name of the actor who was second in command but he was
chewing bits off a red Solo cup and looking miserable.
[2:02
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Paul
Rudd?
[2:02
PM]
"Oh
geez...nice 'look' Mr. Silver. You had to do that tonight?"
"Give
me a break, I'm hurt." (I've got a 4" long scratch from my
cat on my leg) But in the dream it was open and ugly
[2:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
Probably
Luis Guzman
[2:04
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Was
it this guy https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T.J._Miller
[2:05
PM]
Uh...no
Longer
and thinner type.
Anyway,
that was it except for upset people hitting an oxygen tank.
[2:07
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ooooooh...
Jim Parsons!
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
Fat
Bottomed Girls must be one of the lowest-brow rock songs of all time.
Its
particularly weird that Queen performed it and Mercury was okay with
singing it
Apparently
the guitarist wrote it
[3:02
PM]
hehe
That
is the lowest brow rock song you could think of?
[3:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
OK,
one of 'em
[3:06
PM]
Gonna
say - "pick anything in GWAR's catalog"
Unless
the caveat is "in an otherwise highly-respected art band"
[3:06
PM] Mr. Blue:
Mainstream
radio stuff then.
Maybe
along with AC/DC “The Jack” and uhh, anything Ted Nugent sang
Ever
hear of A**l C*nt?
With
classics like "van full of retards" and "i just saw
the gayest guy on earth"
[3:07
PM]
heh
"Not
advertised on TV!"
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
They
sang songs making fun of people in wheelchairs and then the lead
singer had a stroke or something and had to be confined to a
wheelchair... and he still performed and even still sang those songs
ahh
here it is
They
had a song in '97 called "you're in a coma" making fun of
people in comas
7
years later the lead singer ODed and went into a coma
"It
turned out actually being in a coma was just as stupid and as gay as
i wrote it."
[3:15
PM]
He
was a prophet
[3:16
PM] Mr. Blue:
Does
it count, though, if he put himself in the coma?
[3:19
PM]
No,
that being in one was stupid and gay
[3:20
PM] Mr. Blue:
oh
okay
[8:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
OVERTIME
TOOL ENTRY
"augh
augh augh augh!"
[8:56
AM]
"We
had a question about the stuff you keep writing in the Comment line,
Mr. Blue... Uh... here's one. Marked for an extra 15
minutes. Notation is 'Dude, WTF???'."
[8:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[9:05
AM]
"Oh!
Oh! Everyone was interested in this one. 8 minutes - 'If
I'm too late because of this the blood is on the company's hands'.
Wow! The claim is fine, but we all want to know...Did you make
it?"
[9:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
This
place is F'd
[9:54
AM]
That's
another good one for the overtime comment field.
That
and “You're all already dead and don't know it."
