12:09
PM Mr. Amethyst
Pin-up
Minnie is creepy...
12:20
PM Mr. Silver
You
just draw it?
12:21
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yes
12:34
PM Mr. Silver
She
supposed to be creepy?
12:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Just the idea of it is. The drawing itself isn’t too
bad. I want to redo it though.
12:46
PM Mr. Silver
"There’s
gonna be a delay...she's just not dirty
enough, y'know?"
12:47
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
That’s
actually the reason; she needs to slut it up.
12:52
PM Mr. Silver
The
perverse mind, if left to wander and feed on the mythology of
cultural icons, can produce monsters...
12:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
...lmfao
“Stripper Minnie”
Mickey
tossing hundreds
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
Pole
dancing Minnie with hands holding up slices of Swiss cheese to her
and she's flirting with the one holding up the box marked "Cracker
Barrel"
12:55
PM Mr. Blue
Make
her scissoring Daisy Duck
12:55
PM Mr. Amethyst
...
Now
we’ve gone too far. lol
12:55
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
12:55
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
can’t even comment.
12:55
PM Mr. Blue
Don't
tell the guy until you're done with the tattoo.
12:55
PM Mr. Amethyst
That’s
so messed up
lol
Man,
so long as no one brings Pluto into this.
12:56
PM Mr. Gray
Oh
now there is an idea.
12:56
PM Mr. Brown
Minnie
with a strap on.
12:57
PM Mr. Silver
Put
a "Pluto Shows" sign behind her
12:57
PM Mr. Gray
...and
Pluto
12:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
Dear
God, what have I done?
12:57
PM Mr. Gray
Include Goofy...just
for the facial expressions
12:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
"Garsh
Minnie, I dunno if that’ll fit!"
12:58
PM Mr. Brown
And
the “YAAAAA hoooo hoooo hooooy!!!”
12:58
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:58
PM Mr. Apple
HA
HA HA
12:58
PM Mr. Gray
Well....I
think we've confirmed that everyone in this chat is going to H3ll
LOL
12:58
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL Agreed
12:59
PM Mr. Silver
So
you actually want more of a “Betty Boop shows her polka dot
underwear” stuff.
12:59
PM Mr. Amethyst
Correct
12:59
PM Mr. Silver
And
a nip slip
1:01
PM Mr. Silver
Or perhaps Minnie Mouse riding on a wild bucking pussycat and swinging a pink
cowboy hat.
Even Freud
wouldn't see anything in that.
12:49 PM Mr. Silver
12:50
PM Mr. Blue
It
will be dilapidated within 5 years.
12:50
PM Mr. Silver
"The
plans are extensive, and though relatively simple in appearance
contain nothing but pictures and cryptic codes."
"Ikea
has asked only for the use of two screwdrivers and a hammer for the
project."
12:51
PM Mr. Blue
"Every
few years we will bulldoze and completely rebuild it."
12:52
PM Mr. Silver
"We
received an architectural model, all in a single flat box, but are
still trying to assemble it."
"The
general impressions are that the district structures will consist of
a lot of flat surfaces in black, white, natural wood or bright
ice-cream-like colors. There is also a fair amount of frosted
glass and angular metal frameworks."
11:51
AM Mr. Silver
"Swift
Kicked Out Of Wedding Twice, Still Would Not Be Kicked Out For Eating
Crackers In Bed"
Kennedy
wedding...possibly the situation was aggravated when she refused to
do shots with the priest.
"She
wouldn't loosen up. Who has only one white wine during a
wedding ceremony?"
11:58
AM Mr. Blue
"Several
people offered to give her a ride home but she refused to
get into a Kennedy car."
3:46
PM Mr. Brown
Horrible
artist
3:47
PM Mr. Gray
Yeah,
saw that
3:47
PM Mr. Silver
Woooooowwwwww
3:47
PM Mr. Gray
Behold
the Monkey!
3:48
PM Mr. Silver
Modern
art restoration science is fantastic, but I wouldn't want that one
stuck on my lab table.
LOL
3:49
PM Mr. Blue
That’s
what Jesus actually
looked
like, though.
3:50
PM Mr. Silver
"I
began by scouring it with a barbecue grill brush and then trying
really hard to remember what it was like.”
"Then
out with the earth-tone Crayolas."
3:50
PM Mr. Blue
"Black
eyes.. lifeless eyes.. like a doll's eyes.."
3:51
PM Mr. Blue
The
nose and eyes weren't even damaged… I don't know why she touched
them up
3:51
PM Mr. Silver
She
was trying to make it blend in with the rest, I guess.
11:43
AM Mr. Apple
11:46
AM Mr. Silver
#4
- As authorities hauled him away, the hijacker, one Mr. Brown, was
heard to comment “I really thought the sun was a closer target.
Wow!"
11:49
AM Mr. Brown
It
does look closer than it is.
LOL
11:56
AM Mr. Gray
11:58
AM Mr. Brown
Hmm…
that is very hulking.
11:58
AM Mr. Apple
Except
its feet and shoulders are disproportionate to the rest of the body
and his shoulders are insanely narrow for the height.
12:03
PM Mr. Silver
I
was going to say he runs like an old Nintendo character.
12:05
PM Mr. Silver
"Bigfoot...pictured
here in black hoodie and jeans...spotted running through woods."
12:05
PM Mr. Apple
LOL
12:11
PM Mr. Amethyst
How
is it that in this day we can’t get an HD shot of Bigfoot?
We
have HD camera
phones.
12:13
PM Mr. Brown
I
think it’s funny how they think somebody would not drive into a
bush to make it seem like a real movie.
I
would be trying to do whatever I could to make it seem like that
thing scared the shit out of me.
12:14
PM Mr. Amethyst
Being
close to it would probably put you in septic shock Mr. Brown. LOL
12:21
PM Mr. Silver
Septic
shock?
12:21
PM Mr. Amethyst
Aye
12:21
PM Mr. Silver
So he'd,
like, internally
soil himself, and get sick/die?
12:21
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
12:22
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yes.
12:42
PM Mr. Amethyst
Why
do old people just ramble under their breath while doing things?
12:44
PM Mr. Silver
"Ok,
now click on Start..."
"yog
sothoth...ftaghn...cthluhu ftagn...aye...Now
what?"
"Uhhh...then
Control Panel..."
"shub
niggarath...ti yaga...ti sothoth...OK...now
what?"
12:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
LMAO
1:04
PM Mr. Brown
I
want to wear a kilt, and have a big sword.
1:05
PM Mr. Silver
Better
get a long kilt then.
1:05
PM Mr. Apple
And
there is joke I can’t tell, right there.
1:05
PM Mr. Gray
Sorry
Mr. Brown...we can help with the kilt, but the sword is genetics.
1:12
PM Mr. Silver
This
reminds me of "The Belt"
Ah,
Pennsic memories
We
were standing around camp, and Dennis asked why the loop belts
everyone wore were so long.
(Me) "Well,
it's a phallic symbol. Men would wear them long as a symbol of
virility. A nice long belt not only showed you could afford
one, but it was also claim that you were packin' under your tunic."
(Dennis) "Oh...ok...that
makes sense."
1:16
PM Mr. Silver
Later,
it's coming up on Dark 30
We're
all dressing up to go out partying.
Those
of us who are finished are standing around the firepit, waiting for
everyone else.
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
3
or 4 of us with nice long belts
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
Dennis
comes out wearing a short one...
1:17
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahahaha!
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
He
looks around at us...frowns a bit...
(Dennis) "I
need to get a bigger belt..."
(His
girl pipes up, angrily addressing the assembly) "No he doesn't!
He has a nice big dick!"
1:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
1:18
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
don’t know if Mrs. Amethyst could handle the Tuchux...any thoughts?
1:19
PM Mr. Brown
She
would kick somebody’s ass.
1:27
PM Mr. Silver
To
get in, yes...but then what?
1:27
PM Mr. Amethyst
Exactly.
I don’t know how she would handle it after.
1:44
PM Mr. Silver
Oooh...this
made me remember a Tuchux story.
1:48
PM Mr. Silver
So
when I was hanging out with my clan down by the back gate, we had an
ex-Tuchux wench staying with us.
And
they were talking about a woman affectionately called Bawonga Kong.
I
met her only once.
Close
on 7 feet tall.
1:49
PM Mr. Amethyst
Dear
God
1:49
PM Mr. Silver
Wrestler
big, not basketball thin, and hair like the old D&D picture of a
troll. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Troll_%28Dungeons_%26_Dragons%29
– Mr. Silver)
1:51
PM Mr. Silver
So...her
friend, a young Tuchux dubbed Pig...was at the traditional swimming
hole.
1:53
PM Mr. Silver
Bawonga
Kong arrives...starkers...apparently this is a level of shocking
beyond what she already was.
1:53
PM Mr. Amethyst
Oh
dear.
1:54
PM Mr. Gray
I
think I'm gonna have nightmares trying to picture this in my mind.
1:55
PM Mr. Silver
She
wades in and the bathers part to get out of her path.
Except
Pig.
1:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
Finish
the
story
1:57
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:59
PM Mr. Silver
She
pipes out, in a trilling flutey soprano: "Iiiiii want a
WAR-rrriorrr!"
2:00
PM Mr. Silver
And
picks him up and holds him draped across her arms like a little kid.
2:01
PM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Just read "I want a warrior"
I
laughed on a call...
2:01
PM Mr. Silver
He
squeaks out: "Honestly m’lady! I'm not a warrior!
I'm a wimp! Just ask anybody!"
2:01
PM Mr. Gray
That
big and a soprano?
2:02
PM Mr. Amethyst
couldnt
help it
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
2:02
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
"Please don't take me....please don't take me!"
Death
by Snoo Snoo
2:02
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
