Day 7 - Good Plans, Crap Art, Names and Phishing Lessons

Mr. Silver

7:30 AM Mr. Silver

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/04/27/8-million-of-meth-found-in-fake-tourists-shoes-in-new-zealand/

Rule 1...don't put $8 million in mules on the same flight and keep them together in a group

7:32 AM Mr. Green

LMAO, no doubt

7:36 AM Mr. Silver

The one line made me think of Return of the Killer Tomatoes ("They told police they worked as waiters and builders.")  "They are gardeners and carpenters.  They are not Tomato Men."

7:41 AM Mr. Silver

"We only have 2 cover stories worked out, but it's rare anyone ever asks.  Just pick one of them." 

8:22 AM Mr. Blue

shoulda just done i the old mom-and-pop way of cramming it up their rectum

8:30 AM Mr. Silver

"Wrecked 'um?  It nearly killed 'um!" 

8:32 AM Mr. Blue

heheh

Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pilatusdracula.jpg

this painting is horrible

Vlad the Impaler as Pontius Pilate judging Jesus, and they're wearing getups from the 15th century

people were stupid back then

9:46 AM Mr. Silver

heh

9:46 AM Mr. Blue

Remember those goofy paintings of Obama naked on a white horse with rose petals? That’s going to be what people are going to be looking at in museums in 600 years

9:46 AM Mr. Silver

possible

9:53 AM Mr. Blue

i wish i could paint, I’d paint Washington and his troops crossing the Delaware wearing skinny jeans and flannels/white t's

9:53 AM Mr. Silver

It'd sell

9:57 AM Mr. Silver

In college, I was reduced to giggles walking past a re-paint of this:  http://www.artunframed.com/images/NewFolder22/homer258.jpg

The artist is Winslow Homer

9:59 AM Mr. Blue

why so funny?

10:01 AM Mr. Silver

The re-paint was him with his arm stretched up with a baseball glove, just short of the ball flying past.

Titled "Winslow's Homer"

10:02 AM Mr. Blue

lol

10:20 AM Mr. Blue

http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&tbm=isch&q=dan+lacey+painter&revid=265326249&sa=X&ei=5ci6TbLtJqft0gHbg4XABg&ved=0CDgQ1QIoBA&biw=986&bih=466 

10:21 AM Mr. Silver

great stuff

Mr. Silver

"And over here in the ‘Lots of LSD’ wing, we start with the ‘Portraits of People and Celebrities with Objects on their Heads’ Hall." 

Mr. Blue

i found out that my great grandma's maiden name was schweiger

the translation is pretty badass

1:09 PM Mr. Silver

Schweiger is German for "Pretty Badass"

1:09 PM Mr. Blue

lol

"to be silent"

Nickname for a somewhat taciturn or ‘deep’ person, from an agent derivative of Middle High German schwigen, German schweigen, Yiddish shvaygn ‘to be silent’.

probably an unflattering name at one point in time

based on last names i come from a long line of peasants

from all sides

1:11 PM Mr. Silver

surrounded by mediocrity

1:11 PM Mr. Blue

yes

Bauer = farmer, and my aunt on that side says that the Bauers were in Nurnberg for generations.. always farming

it was just recently (1900) that they moved into industries

1:15 PM Mr. Silver

"Holy Roman Amalgamated Jack Boot and Spiked Helmet Ltd."

1:15 PM Mr. Blue

lol

1:18 PM Mr. Blue

he was a builder/bricklayer in the German expressionist motif

not intentionally.. just had very poor depth perception

1:22 PM Mr. Silver

lol

1:25 PM Mr. Silver

"He built them all like this until after the trip to the eye doctor in 1924."

     2:36 PM Justin         there's an intercept in now for the phishing mail "XXXXXXX Mail Inc - 

                                    Your Account have been Flagged"

     2:46 PM Mr. Blue    you'd think the typo would be enough

     2:55 PM Mr. Silver  if anyone ever sends out a pic of a kitten saying "I can haz password?",   

                                     we're doomed

     3:04 PM Nikki         that would be the greatest phishing message ever

3:06 PM Mr. Silver

Surprised it took 9 mins to get a response in chat

3:07 PM Mr. Blue

we should do phishing drills

send people bogus emails and then if they respond say "this was only a drill, had we been a real phisher, your account would have been compromised."

3:12 PM Mr. Blue

"yo dog, we put a meme in yo phishing email so you can lol while you get phished."

3:15 PM Mr. Silver

Excellent.  BTW, i like that idea

They'd never do it, but I like it.

"This red herring brought to you by the real folks at XXXXXXX, who fortunately didn't load a trojan into your computer like we could have."

3:17 PM Mr. Blue

heheh

3:20 PM Mr. Silver

"Click here to see the funny picture we were going to send out to everyone in your mail list." 

(followup)  "Now, see...you did it again..."

"If you understand the lesson now and want a discount on your bill, click the dancing bunny."

(Followup) "NO!!!  NO NO NO!"

Day 6 - 40%, Two Thoughts on One's Heritage, and Steak is a Vegetable

Mr. Blue

http://www.cnn.com/2011/POLITICS/04/27/obama.birth.certificate/index.html?hpt=C1

he should have waited until election time... let the republicans waste all their time and energy on it

11:36 AM Mr. Silver

Sad. 

You know, of course, that it's a fraud...to 40% of Republicans...

11:47 AM Mr. Blue

"let this be a lesson to all conservatives that if you whine about something for 2 years you'll always get what you want."

11:50 AM Mr. Brown

So now will come the “I can prove this is forged” debate

11:58 AM Mr. Silver

yup...conspicuous waste of time by a-holes

If only there were sedition laws in the USA...

12:00 PM Mr. Brown

After that is debunked will come the “Let's not let anybody from Hawaii be allowed to be president”

1:43 PM Mr. Blue

last name Rodriguez, pronounces it "rod-rigs"

1:51 PM Mr. Silver

Pride in one's heritage should always be maintained and worn like a badge of honor.

"Is that 'Joes' Rod-rigs?" 

Mr. Silver

Genealogy people...ugh

(10 minutes in and going strong)"Well, it turns out the story started in 1662 in France.”   "Yes, it feels like it, ma'am...can I hang up now, please?" 

Mr. Blue

I’d like to try a fast

like... a vegetarian fast

but I’m cool with milk and eggs

just not anything that had a brain

2:50 PM Mr. Silver

eating isn't fasting

that'd be a diet

2:50 PM Mr. Blue

that, then

a relative purge of nasty over-purified stuff

2:52 PM Mr. Silver

Again...

"processed" not over-purified

2:52 PM Mr. Blue

yeah

2:53 PM Mr. Silver

You want a round of Lacto-Ova Vegetarian

2:53 PM Mr. Blue

yep

2:53 PM Mr. Silver

from scratch as much as possible

2:53 PM Mr. Blue

I’d never keep that up, nor would i want to, but i wanna do it for a couple weeks

2:53 PM Mr. Silver

be like "camping out" for your stomach

2:54 PM Mr. Blue

yeah

although really, i guess meat would be OK too

as long as it was just like, cooked by me

like some plain ol' chicken breast or a grilled steak

2:54 PM Mr. Silver

"Vegetarian...plus steak, chicken, pork, and sashimi."

2:55 PM Mr. Blue

hehehe

i dunno, i was thinking of more of a purified type thing, but i guess meat can still be pretty clean

unprocessed

2:59 PM Mr. Blue

hmmm

nah, I’ll stick with no meat

3:00 PM Mr. Silver

easier

3:00 PM Mr. Blue

maybe then follow that up with ALL meat

3:00 PM Mr. Silver

The Veggie-Atkins Liver-Slayer Diet

3:00 PM Mr. Blue

yes

Day 5 - Um...Emperors and hats

On the Emperor of Japan

Mr. Blue

why did Hirohito escape persecution during WWII?

seems like this Homma guy was a scapegoat

11:18 AM Mr. Silver

Was a figurehead x10 probably

The emperor doesn't do anything and people didn't tell him anything

The Japanese emperors haven't for centuries if i recall correctly

11:19 AM Mr. Blue

i see

seems like he was at least aware of the things going on and indifferent to it

11:20 AM Mr. Silver

He's a divinity

why bother?

11:20 AM Mr. Blue

he coulda said "stop committing war crimes" i guess

"stop being the aggressor"

it seems like all the aggressors during WWII were still stuck in a different time period

11:21 AM Mr. Silver

Well the man was infallible...why stop anything?

11:25 AM Mr. Blue

because he's fallible and it ended up costing a ton of lives of his own people

11:31 AM Mr. Silver

Certainly wouldn't have helped his reputation, no

Losing, that is

11:36 AM Mr. Blue

but the Japanese still buy his divinity

well, some probably do

monarchies are stupid

as are "emperors" with no empire

11:39 AM Mr. Silver

Depends on the monarch

11:39 AM Mr. Blue

which one isn't stupid?

11:46 AM Mr. Silver

Henry II did very well

11:47 AM Mr. Blue

modern times, i mean

11:49 AM Mr. Silver

Never specified that

11:49 AM Mr. Blue

heh, there's an article on CNN about barbie's life-size proportions

39" bust, 18" waist

"ladies, you have your mission, now get to it."

12:01 PM Mr. Silver

heh

They mention her gigantic head and giraffe neck?

Landscaping Haberdashery

8:38 AM Mr. Brown

I like the Civil war

As something to read about

I think I’m going to buy a Union General's Hat

They look nice

9:14 AM Mr. Blue

it'd look great sitting in your basement and never being worn

9:15 AM Mr. Brown

I will wear it to mow the grass

lol

Keep the sun off my head

9:15 AM Mr. Silver

"Bloody Kentucky Bluegrass!  Take this!"

9:17 AM Mr. Blue

I’d rather mow the lawn wearing a soviet general hat http://www.google.com/search?q=soviet+general+hat&um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&biw=987&bih=466&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=2

9:35 AM Mr. Silver

"I ham con-quair-hing my lahn, monsieur!!"  http://www.google.com/search?um=1&hl=en&rls=com.microsoft%3Aen-us&biw=1194&bih=672&site=search&tbm=isch&sa=1&q=napoleon+hat&aq=f&aqi=&aql=&oq=

Mr. Blue

http://www.local10.com/politics/27669533/detail.html?source=mia

i raised more money than him, and i'm not even running

1:27 PM Mr. Brown

Frakking idiot

raising $250

1:28 PM Mr. Silver

should be investigated

1:29 PM Mr. Silver

"Who are your shadow financiers?  Besides your mom, I mean?  We demand names!"

"Do you really expect us to believe that you had 500 people attend your 50-cent-a-plate luncheon, sir?"

Day 4 - Not again. Yanks & Rebs. The CRD

After a full day of God arguing...again...

1:13 PM Mr. Silver

I'm not doing another Highlights of this, BTW

2:46 PM Mr. Blue

when are you going to Gettysburg?

2:47 PM Mr. Brown

Friday

2:47 PM Mr. Blue

ah, find any ghost tours to take?

2:47 PM Mr. Brown

Nah think we are going to do our own thing with that.

2:48 PM Mr. Silver

I still like the idea of going to hotspots and yelling about Rebs/Yanks being coward a-holes

2:48 PM Mr. Blue

heheh

2:59 PM Mr. Brown

If i could find out some names of Rebels and call them individually A holes

That would get a response i think

3:34 PM Mr. Brown

http://www.associatedcontent.com/image/149157/index.html?cat=37

3:35 PM Mr. Blue

i can confirm 100% that that is in fact a photo

3:35 PM Mr. Brown

lol

2:50 PM Mr. Silver

I suppose I should see what I can recover from in here  (God stuff...dumped it all.  Mr. Silver)

Got a public to think about...

If myself can be considered a "readership"

The blog where I can write anything I want because I have 1 subscriber.  I can even say 'poopie!' and not feel silly

Mr. Blue

my blog references poopie on multiple occasions

2:59 PM Mr. Silver

Even the word blog is evocative

Mr. Silver

ex-furry on the line

heh

10:52 AM Mr. Silver

"I used to be in this group where we dressed up as characters and hung out."  "LARPING?"   "(obvious pause, not knowing term) like foxes and rabbits and dogs and stuff."

10:53 AM Mr. Gray

LMAO

oh my god... LMAO

Mr. Gray

Keep forgetting they have me on assigned times now

2:13 PM Mr. Green

when did that happen... assigned breaks for you?

2:15 PM Mr. Yellow

I would say after that last meeting

2:16 PM Mr. Gray

Yeah, when I got put under the CRD dept

which is why I'm sitting by Luann and Suzie

2:17 PM Mr. Yellow

so there a price to moving uptown

2:17 PM Mr. Gray

I have CRD for backup when I take time off, which is good, but lost some of my independence

2:17 PM Mr. Silver

He's sitting with all the crud

2:17 PM Mr. Yellow

crud?

2:18 PM Mr. Gray

Suzie isn’t crud I'll have you know

2:21 PM Mr. Silver

CRD

Crud

Sorry...i compulsively pronounce with no vowels like the ancient Egyptians

2:21 PM Mr. Yellow

The Council for Resource Development

2:22 PM Mr. Yellow

Central Registration Depository

2:22 PM Mr. Silver

Curd?

Card?

2:22 PM Mr. Yellow

Center for Reviews and Dissemination

2:25 PM Mr. Green

Creepy Reject District

2:31 PM Mr. Yellow

lol

Colon Receptacle District

2:49 PM Mr. Silver

So...like...that last one is the stalls in a Men's Room?

2:50 PM Mr. Yellow

in a rest stop on the Jersey turnpike

2:57 PM Mr. Silver

Ah...Avoided Jersey so far in life

Anywhere in the Pine Barrens?  I've wanted to see that but if you say stay away, I'll take it off the list