Saturday, March 3, 2018

462 - "I Say The Magic Word - Ablapladapla!", Gump Solves The US Health Insurance Crisis, (Sings) "The Best Things In Historical Life Aren't Free", The Loyalists Will Rise Again!, and One-Star Rating Systems

[10:45 AM]
Client - Abplanalp, Betsy
[10:45 AM] Mr. McGreen:
LOL, K...
[10:45 AM]
"Ok, Ms. Ab- … A-B Plan-... Abplaplap..."
(I know how to say it...just not how to read it...or something)
[10:49 AM] Mr. McGreen:
If the name is that hard, I don't say it.
[10:50 AM]
I'm guessing its "Ab-plannalp"
[10:51 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Do either of you want a bearded dragon with all the stuff that they need?
Free
I bet Silver Jr. does. I don't know him but kids like lizards.
[10:51 AM] Mr. Blue:
Sounds made up.
[10:51 AM] Mr. McGreen:
My bearded dragon?
Or the name?
[10:51 AM] Mr. Blue:
Abplanalp is the surname of a family originating on a mountain named Planalp above Brienz, a village in the Swiss Alps near the town of Interlaken, attested in August 1306 and probably dating to the late 10th century when an avalanche occurred on the mountain.
[10:52 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Oh
[10:52 AM] Mr. Blue:
The guy that invented the aerosol valve was named Abplanalp.
It says most Americans shorten it to Planalp, which is a palindrome.
[10:54 AM] Mr. McGreen:
You cant spell planalp without... Nevermind...
[10:55 AM]
(expert) "One would think Germanic, but it's a Spanish truncation of "Pee El Anal Pee". Its...not a genealogy of good fame..."
[10:55 AM] Mr. Blue:
Heh
[11:28 AM]
"Execute 'Plan Alp'!"



[11:33 AM]
Oh yes..1st break.  Turn on TV...switch from Fox News to CNN.  Go to BR.  Back.  Gump is now there and the TV is back on Fox News.  Tweet from The Rump that if they can't get a good replacement health care act through, they should just repeal AHA and figure out a replacement later.
Gump "They need to get rid of that piece of crap as soon as possible!"
(some conversation on the drain that is insurance)
Gump "What they REALLY need to do is get RID of health insurance altogether!  You know what would happen then?" 
[11:35 AM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
I'm pretty sure I'd need to hold doctors hostage for their services.
[11:35 AM]
(Unable to get a word in, thinking - "10s of millions of people will die or be crippled from easily treatable stuff that they can't afford to fix?")
Gump "Everyone will be a lot more careful and we won't need it!"
"... (pretend to check watch) Welp...gotta go back.  Later!"



[2:24 PM] Mr. Brown:
Single day ticket is $40.99 to Colonial Williamsburg.
[2:28 PM] Mr. Blue:
This says you don't have to pay
[2:29 PM]
(Mr. Brown to shady guy loitering near Colonial Williamsburg entrance) “Excuse me, where do I get tickets to get in?”
(looks around) “Uh...right here, Mac.”
[2:30 PM] Mr. Brown:
Right
You can walk around but can't get into things without a pass.
[2:30 PM] Mr. Blue:
Oh okay.
Makes sense.
[2:30 PM] Mr. Brown:
So I would not have been able to take the tour of the mansion.
Jamestown is the same.
We did not see the reenactments though - kids got tired before then, so I might go back for that.
LOL
[2:49 PM]
"Good parts version" of colonial America.
I've always kept that in mind since being in the SCA. It is "the good parts" of the Middle Ages. You don't want the rest.
[2:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
Brown Jr. got to see blacksmiths make some tools.
[2:50 PM] Mr. Blue:
That's cool.
At Williamsburg or Jamestown?
[2:50 PM] Mr. Brown:
Williamsburg.
We did not go to Jamestown.
[2:52 PM]
(CW cast member holds out hand) "Sorry sir...it's $2 extra apiece to watch the teen boy read the Bible out loud for 4 hours while the girls cook, sew, and clean lamps."
[2:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
LOL
What a miserable time.
[2:53 PM] Mr. Brown:
Some of the people that work in these places are funny
[2:53 PM] Mr. Blue:
Anything before the 1950s woulda been miserable really.
[2:55 PM]
Unless you had some money... 1920s were great with money.
[2:58 PM] Mr. Blue:
Nod. Money could've probably cured the crushing boredom of any time.
[2:59 PM]
I'd gladly serve a term as an adult 1890 to 1929, I think
...in the Northeast US, anyway...



[3:14 PM] Mr. Brown:
These people trying to defend having a Confederate flag by saying it acknowledges Confederate history in the US.
[3:14 PM]
Confederate history belongs in museums, history books and period films.
[3:14 PM] Mr. Brown:
Its just a dumb argument.
Of course we should remember the history, but that does not mean waving Confederate flags and such.
Then there are others saying SOUTHERN PRIDE!
Ok...you're proud of losing the war?
[3:16 PM]
Ah, but it was a noble and valiant effort to keep a small number of white people rich, everyone else poor and ignorant, and 1/3 of the population enslaved - justified as the fight to preserve an idyllic genteel culture that was a contemporary myth. 
Who wouldn't be proud of fighting for that?
(See: Red State Americans.  See: Voting Against One's Own Interests.)
[3:18 PM] Mr. Blue:
Especially people around Pennsylvania flying the Confederate flag.
If you have Southern roots and are so proud of them, go back.
If you're from around here, Pennsylvania was Union and the Union won.
[3:21 PM]
Such a fuss over what was a really brief period in US history and 150 years ago.
Perhaps I should buy a giant Cross of St. George and fly it from the back of a huge luxury diesel pickup.
"England will rise again, bitches!"
[3:21 PM] Mr. Brown:
FREEEEEEDOOOOOM!
[3:21 PM] Mr. Blue:
I'm gonna do a whole Holy Roman Empire motif
"VIVA LA HOUSE OF WITTELSBACH!"
Lots of failed former countries to pick from. We should all pick one and harrass people at birthday parties and stuff. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_former_sovereign_states



[2:16 PM]
"Atomic Blonde"...never heard about it.
Won't be released for most of a month and has 3.5 stars on IMDB?
[2:19 PM] Mr. Blue:
Apparently it already had a world premiere at SXWX
Usually you get morons brigading ratings
So you have like MRAs and woman haters probably down-voting it, and white knights and feminists upvoting it.
Everyone mad at the idea of lady Ghostbusters down-voted that before it was even out.
[2:33 PM]
Yes. Morons.
The film industry is apparently looking at schemes to take out Rotten Tomatoes
It's like Netflix ratings.
[2:36 PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
[2:36 PM]
Silver Jr. commented "These ratings on the new MST3K movies keep going down.  They were really high at the start."
"It's because of morons.  MST3K movies aren't for everyone.  But every idiot who doesn't get the point - or gives up on any other half-watched movie they are too dim to understand - are slapping “0 Stars” opinions on them. I rarely see anything that gets even 3 stars on Netflix. "Citizen Kane" and "Manos - The Hands of Fate" are probably both 1 1/2 star movies on Netflix.”
"They started high though."
"All the MSTies were watching them. The series was made for them. They paid for it. All their names were in those huge lists in the credits at the end of episodes."
[2:42 PM] Mr. Brown:
Yes, they should take away the ratings and just show previews. You decide for yourself whether you should watch it or not.
[2:43 PM] Mr. Blue:
They got rid of the Netflix ratings, I thought.
I only see a thumbs up or down now, and a percentage on how well they think I match with a program.
[2:44 PM] Mr. Brown:
I like how Netflix does that.
Based on what you have watched or put in your list you may want to watch this.”
Normally works out
It tells me Always Sunny is a 94% match
[2:55 PM]
I haven't looked recently, to be honest.
(To this day, my Netflix has star ratings...perhaps it's an option I haven't spotted yet. – Mr. Silver)