8:07 AM Mr. Brown
Why don't we have any of these?
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
Why indeed. I don't think the tugging action is going to help that skirt stay down more than 1 second.
8:09 AM Mr. Blue
If she's from southeast Asia there's probably a 15% chance she has a penis
And if she's from Thailand... 90%
8:11 AM Mr. Red
lol
8:12 AM Mr. Brown
This is coffee with happy endings
8:14 AM Mr. Silver
So if we can't do the time-travel restaurant, Mr. Gray, I suggest we open one of these
8:15 AM Mr. Red
I like that idea
8:17 AM Mr. Brown
The turtle invasion has begun
8:17 AM Mr. Silver
Swarms of turtles! Stroll to the hills!
Wouldn't be much of a creature-fear-film beast, really
8:20 AM Mr. Brown
Unless they are hiding something under their shells
8:21 AM Mr. Silver
Unless they are teen ninjas or are gigantic, flying and fire-breathing, there's not much threat from a turtle
8:21 AM Mr. Blue
Which Japanese monster was a turtle?
8:21 AM Mr. Silver
Gamera! Friend to all children! (according to Timmy/Tibby)
8:21 AM Mr. Blue
Yeeaaah
8:25 AM Mr. Silver
"David O Shlock proudly presents: "Shells of Fear!", the new film from Devil Turtle Productions! Filmed in Tortoise-o-rama!"
"Starring Basil Rathbone as a herpetologist gone mad!"
"With Veronica Lake in a role that will surprise and awe!"
8:41 AM Mr. Silver
Veronica "Snapping turtles that can run and leap? You're mad doctor! Mad!"
Basil "Am I, Susan?! Am I?!"
Veronica “...Yes."
Basil "...Ah...well...I guess it's moot now."
8:42 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:43 AM Mr. Blue
"Doctors trained in post-traumatic stress will be on hand during the Turtle Migration scene."
8:43 AM Mr. Brown
We could make acid spitting turtles
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
Veronica "They're mutating, doctor!"
10:09 AM Mr. Blue
I keep bumping Esc, so I took the Esc key off
10:09 AM Mr. Gray
Wise decision
You work at Katzenjammer Corp...there is no Esc **
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
heheheh
**(Not really, but we decided we should come up with some name other than <company> – Mr. Silver)
10:43 AM Mr. Blue
This story is mind boggling http://www.rawstory.com/rawreplay/2011/06/wisconsin-justice-david-prosser-grabs-reporters-microphone/
An entire room full of judges witnesses a guy putting his hands around a woman's neck, and none of them can agree on whether it was enough to be a crime or not?
10:44 AM Mr. Gray
Wow...
11:01 AM Mr. Silver
He doesn't need anger management counseling...he needs “grabbing stuff” counseling
necks...microphones...
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
"Anything else for now?"
"Well, you can't help me, so no."
"I see. Well, I could cancel this escalation I wrangled for you on the Friday before a holiday and remove all reference to your report and all the troubleshooting I did if you'd like...since I 'can't help' and all."
11:15 AM Mr. Blue
heh
11:56 AM Mr. Blue
“Red Riding Hood” got panned by critics
Sounds like it's basically “Twilight” as a period piece
11:57 AM Mr. Gray
Was kinda my concern honestly
Every time I watch something that falls into that "Twilight" category of crap I die a little inside
I grew up thinking of vampires and werewolves as Monsters.....or at least dark and sinister. Not for preteen girls to gush over
It always just strikes me as wrong on multiple levels
12:00 PM Mr. Blue
heheh
12:08 PM Mr. Silver
I blame "Bram Stoker's Dracula"
12:08 PM Mr. Gray
Bah....it was at least somewhat closer to the books than most of the other stuff of "Dracula" before it.
Been re-reading Stoker's “Dracula” actually (Good book – Mr. Silver)
12:09 PM Mr. Silver
Right, but the dips that somehow pried a romance out of the text of “Dracula” and promoted it in the B.S. Dracula film caused the final damage in my opinion.
12:09 PM Mr. Gray
No more than the 1977 one did
12:09 PM Mr. Silver
Eh...I suppose you could argue that
Though there was a heavy emphasis that he got his girls through mind control not romance.
12:10 PM Mr. Gray
True, but they also had him being this handsome guy; charming and perfect...
That is the “Dracula” movie that I think bugs me most
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
Langella's?
12:11 PM Mr. Gray
Yes
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
But by the end he was nasty, and unapologetic about it
12:11 PM Mr. Gray
My fav is still "Love at First Bite" LOL
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
Hoot!
12:12 PM Mr. Gray
That "I Love the Nightlife" disco scene....what can I say... LOL
12:12 PM Mr. Silver
12:13 PM Mr. Gray
Getting tossed out of his castle for a communist gymnastics training center....stuff like that just killed me
Still cant help but laugh when I think of "It's a flying chicken!!!"
or Dr. Rosenberg holding out a Star of David at Dracula – "Well Count, what do you say to that?!"
Dracula "I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, doctor."
Rosenberg looks at star "Oh shit, it's the other one isn't it?"
12:34 PM Mr. Silver
Hollywood did decide to make the shift to the suave and good-looking vampire
In the book, the description wasn't so flattering
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
Wiki - His appearance varies in age. He is described early in the novel as thin, with a long white mustache, pointed ears and sharp teeth. He is dressed all in black and has hair on his palms. Jonathan Harker described him as an old man; 'cruel looking' and giving an effect of 'extraordinary pallor.' When angered the Count showed his true bestial nature, his blue eyes flaming red.
12:40 PM Mr. Blue
Do people actually get hair on their palms?
12:40 PM Mr. Silver
It leaves out his horrible bad breath, dead cold skin, and pointed nails
No hair on human palms, but he's entirely unnatural. Lot of human-looking supernatural critters have a giveaway
There's a variety of banshee...a blood drinker...that has a long tail
12:43 PM Mr. Blue
It sounds like everything about him is a give-away
12:44 PM Mr. Silver
Well he was foreign, you know. Eastern Europe! Be reasonable, old man...they're decidedly odd in the orient, don't you know.
1:34 PM Mr. Blue
If the internet has taught me anything, it's that public sex is happening all over Japan all the time and everyone just ignores it
1:35 PM Mr. Silver
And now we know what Mr. Blue spends his time on at home...
1:36 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:52 PM Mr. Silver
1:51 PM Bill: Watch out for Robert Smith he will probably call back he has 3 lines run
and one isn't working
"Something about crying in the dark rain...can't come up with a good rhyme"
1:52 PM Mr. Blue
Tell him it's Friday, he should be in love
1:52 PM Mr. Silver
heh
1:59 PM Mr. Gray
Ouch...just saw that one Mr. Blue. lol
2:08 PM Mr. Silver
(sings) "Show me show me show me ...How you do that trick ...The one that makes me scream," he said ..."The one that makes me barf," he said ..."Show me how you do it... And I promise you I promise you I'll call the cops on you... I'll call the cops on you..."
2:08 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:29 PM Mr. Blue
Sitting next to the fax machine makes for awkward small talk
Or...in my case...awkwardly ignoring co-workers
3:29 PM Mr. Silver
"So...uh...faxing?"
3:30 PM Mr. Blue
"Gosh, I can't get this fax to go through!" *pretends to be on a call*
3:30 PM Mr. Blue
I can't tell you how many times I get asked if you have to dial 9 or which way the paper goes in. Leave me alone!
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
Put a disembodied hand on top of the cubical wall, palm towards the fax
3:30 PM Mr. Silver
perhaps a speech bubble attached saying "Yo! Talk to me, baby!"
3:31 PM Mr. Blue
I just want a higher cube wall
And soundproofing, or maybe a raising lowering glass, like in a limo
2:31 PM Mr. Gray
30 minutes
Oops...60
grr
So yeah....1 hour
God! Make it pass faster than a greasy meal!
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
hehe
