Tuesday, January 29, 2019

497 - Papa Brown's Live Rounds

[11:07 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Oh, I got some more paw paws
There were lots on the ground though. I did not get there before they really started getting ripe so they were falling off like crazy
[11:09 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Where'd you get them?
[11:12 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
At my paps
He has two paw paw trees
Only learned this though like a year ago
lol
I picked some when i was there on Saturday
[11:15 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
What do they taste like?
[11:16 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
banana cream
[11:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
hmm
[11:16 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
What is a paw, pa?
[11:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Local fruit
[11:16 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
never heard of em
[11:16 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Me either until a few years ago
never actually seen or tasted one
[11:17 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Mr. Brown, have you had durian?
or you Mr. Blue
[11:17 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
no
[11:17 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Adam gets them occasionally at the strip district
I may try one
[11:18 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
You sure they're durians?
there's a lot of things that look like durians but aren't
Supposedly they smell so bad most places don't carry them, and i never smelled them when i was in the strip
[11:20 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
yea they are durians, said the smell being THAT potent is kind of a myth
[11:20 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
They're not allowed on subways in SE Asia
(Mr. Brown passes Mr. Blue some paw paw – Mr. Silver)
[11:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Kind of custardy/yogurty
Like a banana/blueberry yogurt
I wish i had a place to plant paw paws
You do Mr. Brown... you could have a small orchard
[11:34 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Yep
I was thinking we could do that as one of the food sources
lol
It's indigenous, so less to do to keep it
[11:36 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Then we'll make some into moonshine
paw paw shine
[11:36 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I currently have blueberries
Grapes
apples
I could try and plant some paw paw
This thing is basically a PA Bananna
including the stuff that good for you in it
same as a bannan
bannana
i can't spell that
lol
[11:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
And it's not even domesticated/cultivated like a banana
it's just wild, and still decent
Imagine if you grew them and cross-bred them to be larger and last longer
[11:40 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
They get pretty big already. That was a small one
or are you talking pumpkin big
[11:41 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
hey, why not?
[11:41 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I bet it would lose flavor doing that
[11:43 AM] 
No one ever bred a fruit for improved size and flavor...
Like watermelons...
(farmer, 5000 years ago) "Crazy am I?  Why, I tell you, before I die at 35, I'll have bred these up to the size of a duck egg, and they'll taste slightly less bitter!"
[11:43 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
have you had jackfruit?  Anyone?
[11:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
don't think so
[11:45 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Some say they are the answer to world hunger
[11:45 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Why? Are they deadly poisonous?
[11:46 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
tee hee
No. They are huge, plentiful, and can be prepared a lot of different ways
[11:48 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
Wasn't corn originally just grass?
The ear being the little tuft of whatever you see on grass if you let it grow?
[11:49 AM] 
Little 6 row things with a few dozen seeds, i think.
[11:49 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Have you had paw paw?
Apparently its a thing. A PA thing
[11:50 AM] 
A “PA paw”
"This tastes like a pair of dog feet!"
As I understand it, it has issues with rapid spoilage
[11:52 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Mr. Brown is going to farm paw paw
Mr. Blue and Mr. Brown going into the paw paw business
[11:53 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
That would explain my sudden violent stomach ache
[11:54 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
seriously?
[11:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol no
[11:54 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
oh
[11:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I actually think it would calm a stomach ache
[12:02 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Farmer Brown's Hypothecary
[12:02 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I have a sassyfrass tree too
but I'm going to dig it out
it grew into my blueberrrys
All the Brown's are farmers
or were
My pap with all his brothers worked on the family farm
And a lot of them got their own farms
one specializes in blackberries
[12:03 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i was reading about farming and the generational aspects of it
[12:03 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
we have 1 sassafras too
it's huge
[12:04 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
sassy frass tea is good but not good in large amounts
for you
[12:04 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
i want woods and land so i can make homemade booze
don't even wanna sell it
Just think it'd be neat
[12:04 PM] 
You can tell Mr. Brown is country bred because he can't pronounce his products.
[12:04 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
or spell them.
lol
[12:04 PM] 
Right
He has a suspicious number of teeth
But he did say he's getting a crown.
[12:05 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
How much land do you have Mr. Brown
[12:05 PM] 
(watches for use of 'rods' and 'hectares'.)
[12:05 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
1.35 acer
acr
arge
[12:05 PM] 
Argchres
[12:06 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
acres!



[8:04 AM] 
Live rounds
Looking at a bit of net fluff
"The suspect had boxes and boxes of live rounds!"
I paused to think that "round" is meaningless in a bullet context
Maybe a musket ball, but that's not "live" either
A dummy and a blank aren't real bullets...
Who the Hell came up with such a stupid thing to say?
And then my subconscious said "The British"
I haven't checked yet...but they have a history of such things
[8:13 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It sounds like a bomb term
[8:13 AM] 
Yet it never seems to used for bombs
[8:13 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
parlayed into bullets
[8:17 AM] 
Round like a round of drinks?
Pour out shots and everyone has one, and then go to the next round?
(round being "pass around"?)
It's still bizarre, and my searches are explaining nothing for origin.
It's a derived idiom for "bullet" (IMO)
[8:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Maybe cuz musket balls are round
[8:26 AM] 
Nod...that was in my stack 'o pondering
Such a ball would be “dead” on it's own though...unless it means loaded in the gun with a charge of gunpowder making it “alive”. So even an all-in-one musket cartridge wasn't “live” until you loaded and primed/capped it.
Post powder and ball, only a metal cartridge bullet with built in primer can be a "live round" since they're potentially volatile...but bullets were no longer round by then.
So...”live” “rounds” never actually existed in the context used for them.
So just say "bullet"
[8:27 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Maybe when both musket balls and bullets overlapped they needed to denote which was which?
[8:33 AM] 
(Very public school Brit officer addressing corps, 1884) "E-auch of yew men wih-all be izz-yued tw-ah scohr wive wounds fohr yewr long-harms..."
(grumbling regulars) 
"Jee-sus...what's he talking about?"
"Ows 'ee gonna shout commands spoutin' that muck?"
"What the Hell are 'wive wounds'?"
[8:34 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Hehehe
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Well I understand the "live" part
But no, I never really thought about “round”.