Saturday, April 7, 2018

466 - Royal Teeth, What Kind Of Geek?, A 5 Minute Talk On Contractions, "Where Do Daddies Come From?", and Strictly German

[9:33 AM] Mr. Brown:
Today I'm getting a crown.
Not the fun kind though.
[9:33 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Like, not Burger King?
[9:33 AM] Mr. Brown:
Correct
Like a tooth crown.
I take a long time to get numb too.
Always fun going to dentist.
[9:34 AM] Mr. Blue:
Will it be gold at least?
[9:34 AM] Mr. Brown:
No
White
[9:34 AM]
I'm going to the dentist and getting a (costs as much as a royal) crown.”
[9:34 AM] Mr. McGreen:
I wont get a gold crown, not after seeing Leprachaun.
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
My luck I'd get a crown like that and I will be allergic to gold or something.



[9:30 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Who's that girl they called Shovel Face?
Len calls her the Countess of Katzenjammer
[9:35 AM]
Shovel Face?
[9:35 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah, I never met her
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
She worked in HR for a bit if I'm thinking of same person.
[9:35 AM] Mr. McGreen:
*shrug*
[9:35 AM] Mr. Brown:
She was great.
[9:36 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Never met her
[9:37 AM]
Still in the staffboard pics?  No clue
[9:38 AM] Mr. Brown:
Probably the old one.
[9:39 AM]
[9:39 AM] Mr. McGreen:
*cough* NERD *cough*
LOL
[9:42 AM]
I'm enough of a nerd to correct you that I'm a geek, sir
Granted I'm a different kind of geek than most. 
[9:43 AM] Mr. McGreen:
But
Are you a Knucklehead McSpazatron?
[9:43 AM]
Neither of those...
[9:43 AM] Mr. Brown:
We should come up with a new term to describe what we are.
[9:43 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Goofy Goober?
Siwwy Goothe?
[9:44 AM]
(moves Goofy to "Acceptable" column under subsection "Grump")
Anthro-Mystic Goofball
?
(considers) That's pretty darned close, really.
[9:47 AM] Mr. Brown:
We are the Polymath Geeks
[9:48 AM]
You might be.
Goofball” doesn't work...
Anthro-Mystic Trickster
There.
I'm that kinda geek.



[9:50 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Hey Mr. Silver. Based on personal experience...how far apart should contractions be for me to leave work and head home...
[9:50 AM]
Yours or hers?
[9:50 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Hers
[9:51 AM] Mr. Brown:
At 2 inches apart, I would hit the bathroom
[9:51 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Oh yeah, you have kids too
LOL
[9:51 AM]
I only have one and we had some oddities.  Go with Mr. Brown on this one.
[9:51 AM] Mr. Brown:
I know nothing of Contractions to be honest.
I would Google it
LOL
[9:52 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr. Blue, are you familiar with contractions? You know all kinds of things.
[9:52 AM]
Contractions are words like "don't", "can't", and "OHMYGODIMINLABORN'T!"
[9:52 AM] Mr. Brown:
5 mins apart and if it lasts for an hour is what stuck out in my mind. Google says so also.
[9:52 AM]
You hear 5 mins a lot in baby stuff.
I think that's your cultural shortcut
[9:53 AM] Mr. Blue:
I just know that there's never as much urgency as the movies show.
[9:53 AM]
Well...rarely...
Maybe if you have a 20-Minute Toaster girl...
But that's not very common
[9:53 AM] Mr. McGreen:
LOL



[9:54 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Do you just have Silver Jr.?
[9:55 AM]
Yes
[9:55 AM] Mr. McGreen:
How old is he?
[9:55 AM]
In 3 days he'll be 13
[9:56 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Uh oh
[9:56 AM]
(extends throttling hands) We'll see if he gets there...
[9:56 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Then you need The Talk
DUN DUN DUNNNN
[9:57 AM]
"Son...could you tell me where you came from?  I'm curious how it works."
[9:57 AM] Mr. Blue:
I know I was a C Section and very late.
Supposed to be born 1st of April... Held out until the 13th.
[9:57 AM] Mr. Brown:
Hahah
I took a while too.
[9:57 AM] Mr. McGreen:
Procrastinators
[9:57 AM]
For a while I (and later Mrs. Silver) would steal a line from M.A.S.H. about the character Radar and tell people we made Silver Jr. from a kit.
It turned out the lad was actually confused about the validity of this idea for a while.



[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:10 PM] Mr. Brown:
He apparently can speak clear English.
He chooses not too because his voice is his work.
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:29 PM] Mr. Blue:
He probably has to put in effort to speak clear English
I do think his accent has gotten worse as he's gotten older
Probably just a lazy thing
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:30 PM] Mr. Brown:
Well, when you are in another culture for a long enough time, your accent will fade
naturally
But I also think that does not happen to everybody.
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:39 PM] Mr. Blue:
I think it depends how late you learn the language too.
My grandma never lost her German accent but I also don't think she cared to.
But she didn't learn English until her teens, and didn't immerse herself until mid 20s
Her brain was probably already permanently wired for German.
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:42 PM]
With all of those wires strictly measured and and arranged in perfect angles and curves.
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:42 PM] Mr. Blue:
And punctual
I saw a friend of my grandma's the other day... She's in her 80s and still extremely German.
Very direct and almost comes off as rude, but it's not rudeness...it's German-ness.
Very direct... no chit-chat...
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:58 PM]
You can practically hear these women go "ding!" when cooking is finished, huh?
[‎7/‎17/‎2017 2:58 PM] Mr. Brown:
LOL