Day 196 - Too Fake To Be Real, You've Just Crossed Over Into The Gaming Zone, I Be Done Seen About Everything When I See Mr. Brown Fly, "And What's This 'Point At Spectators' Option?", The "4 Pound" Principle, The Next Gen Console Could Figuratively Blow Your Mind Away If You Are A Rather Creative Player, Wanted: Mint-Condition Harley Bitch, "My Little Plushie: Fetish Is Magic", Brown Russian Englisish Is Other Languagh, 13 Loops Takes A While, and If Chow Mein Is Rice Then What Is Edamame?

Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_fairy_armadillo  looks like something from Super Mario come to life.

3:45 PM Mr. Silver

Pink fake-y armadillo

Chlamyphorus jorkiddingus

Neither picture looks real

3:50 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah

This one too http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Chaetophractus_vellerosus3.jpg

3:51 PM Mr. Silver

"Eats pink fairy armadillos, but only for breakfast."

Mr. Yellow

On the good side Julie (Mrs Yellow’s friend) wants to get a weekly D&D game going.

Mr. Yellow

I have not had a weekly game in so many years.

2:32 PM Mr. Silver

Cool.

2:32 PM Mr. Yellow

Hell yes!

She is trying to find a GM

2:33 PM Mr. Silver

(Rod Serling) "Picture of a gamer...a D&D fan from way back, unaware that he's about to be submitted...to 4th edition..."

2:34 PM Mr. Yellow

Oh I hope the GM she finds does not play 4th edition.

2:35 PM Mr. Silver

(final scene...Mr. Yellow, shocked and awed)  "Wait a minute… WHAT RULES ARE WE PLAYING???"

(players) "4th edition.  Everyone’s playing 4th edition.  4th edition rocks.  4th edition... 4th edition... 4th edition..."

2:35 PM Mr. Yellow

Hahaha

2:36 PM Mr. Silver

(Mr. Yellow laughs madly, throws dice, tears at notes)

9:43 AM Mr. Brown

Well, I’m going to kill every deer and horsefly I see now .

I don't care if they bite me first.

Little bastards.

9:43 AM Mr. Amethyst

LOL Get a blow gun like Mr. Miagi.

9:44 AM Mr. Silver

Can I attach a 4x4" flyswatter top to the end of the blowgun dart?

9:44 AM Mr. Brown

lol

9:45 AM Mr. Silver

Any cravings for human flesh yet, Mr. Brown?

9:45 AM Mr. Brown

No

9:46 AM Mr. Silver

"No pulse, no heartbeat, body temp 74 degrees...definitely a horsefly bite."

9:46 AM Mr. Brown

I did not get any super powers, yet, that I know of.

9:46 AM Mr. Silver

Just sub powers

Mr. Brown - "The Horsefly"

9:47 AM Mr. Silver

He is the terror that buzzes in the heat of the afternoon!

(twiddles nose) "There's trouble...trouble at the stables!"

9:48 AM Mr. Amethyst

I wouldn’t say “terror”.  "He’s the annoyance that buzzes in the heat of the afternoon!"

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

"He’s the annoyance this city deserves, but not the one it needs right now.  So we'll chase him, we'll swat at him, because he can take it."

9:50 AM Mr. Silver

"Ha HA! Your bullets are fast, but my million eye facets and wings can track and respond to any weapon so slow!  Unless… like…you sneak up on me really slowly before shooting at short range."

11:02 AM Mr. Brown

Wish I could get out early today to get my leg looked at.

11:04 AM Mr. Blue

What’s wrong with your leg?

11:04 AM Mr. Amethyst

He got bit by a fly

11:04 AM Mr. Blue

That’s it?

Man, what a pussy

11:05 AM Mr. Amethyst

I tattoo myself and come to work.  Mr. Brown gets bit by a fly, gains super powers and goes to the doctor...

11:05 AM Mr. Silver

(sings) "I don't know whyyyyy, he got bit by a flyyyy.  I guess he'll diiiiiieeee!"

11:05 AM Mr. Amethyst

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA harsh! 

2:14 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.boston.com/news/nation/articles/2012/07/05/premature_ignition_causes_sd_fireworks_to_fizzle/  looks like a fireball

2:14 PM Mr. Gray

I'm all for it

2:14 PM Mr. Brown

Now I'm thinking about the guys setting them off; hopefully they were not right by it.  Because that would suck.

2:17 PM Mr. Blue

"Look folks, we all have places we have to be right now, so we're going to shorten the 30 minute fireworks display into about 20 seconds.  If you have sunglasses, I’d suggest you wear 'em"

2:18 PM Mr. Brown

"Hey Jimmy, did you remember to put that safety switch in?"

"I put up a post-it."

"Good enough.  What could happen?"

2:20 PM Mr. Silver

(New guy) "Hehe...a 'Do not push button, new guy' post-it!  You guys kill me!  Ok, so what happens?"

2:23 PM Mr. Silver

(Investigator, July 5) "So what was the logic of programming a 'Launch All' button into the software?  Has there ever been an occasion where you'd want to launch everything at once?" 

(Confused firework master) "Actually that's a good point.  Who programmed this thing, Jimmy?"

(Jimmy) "Dunno...came with it on the disk.  Uhhhh.  It says... Surplus...Strategic Air Command...USA." "

2:30 PM Mr. Amethyst

I’m pretty sure there should be a warning on Reeses Pieces - may cause anal seepage if you ingest more than 4 pounds in under an hour.

2:31 PM Mr. Silver

Oh is THAT what's been happening?

2:31 PM Mr. Amethyst

Nah.  I’m just saying.   In general, I think all things should come with that label.

2:31 PM Mr. Silver

"Don't eat 4 pounds of this product unless you are the size of a buffalo or larger."

2:31 PM Mr. Amethyst

lmfao

2:33 PM Mr. Brown

If you eat 4 pounds of habanero peppers in a hour, your ass will bleed.

2:33 PM Mr. Amethyst

But it still seeps.

Eat 4 lbs of screws, then maybe it’ll do more than seep.

2:34 PM Mr. Blue

"Not eating Reeses Pieces may cause anal seepage."

2:34 PM Mr. Amethyst

Hahaha

2:35 PM Mr. Blue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarin#Use_as_a_weapon

1960s (developing): The US unsuccessfully sought Australian permission to test Sarin and VX gas on 200 "mainly Australian" troops, probably in the Iron Range rainforest near Lockhart River, Queensland. While this never actually took place, the planning was in advanced stages.

2:43 PM Mr. Amethyst

·  Ten days after his death an inquest was held in secret which returned a verdict of "misadventure"

He didn’t fall down a damned well; he was hit with sarin gas!  That’s one hell of a misadventure!

2:45 PM Mr. Silver

·  Tests showed that sarin, ingested in amounts over 4 lbs, causes anal seepage.

2:47 PM Mr. Amethyst

Hahahaha

3:22 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.popsci.com/technology/article/2012-07/why-future-consoles-will-be-console-free

First Gen Console: solid state

Second Gen: cartridge

Third Gen: disk

Fourth Gen: no wires

Fifth Gen: no controller 

Sixth Gen: no console

Seven Gen: just pretend you're playing in your mind and pay us a lot of money 

3:26 PM Mr. Amethyst

LOL

3:26 PM Mr. Silver

(tubby nerd kid in tech-news spot) "This is THE BEST!  I always win at Sony Pretend™ games!  (Closes eyes) Blam!  Sniper baby!  Suck it!  Ooo!  New achievement!  Master Boss Awesomeness!"

Mr. Gray

Interesting.....the 21yr old Harley chick that I had drinks with after class just texted to say Hi.  LOL

2:20 PM Mr. Green

Excellent! That’s what you need.  A young chick, not already irreparably damaged, that you can train properly.

2:21 PM Mr. Silver

Damage her properly, Mr. Gray.

2:21 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Mr. Brown

http://www.timesunion.com/entertainment/article/Guys-who-like-My-Little-Pony-gather-for-BronyCon-3677419.php#photo-3144355

11:31 AM Mr. Silver

Cute hair...never saw an episode though.

11:32 AM Mr. Gray

May as well have called it Virgincon LOL

11:32 AM Mr. Silver

"Bronie Convention Brings 4000 Future Furrie/Pony-Play Fetishists Together"

11:33 AM Mr. Gray

LOL Exactly!

11:33 AM Mr. Brown

I never liked my little pony.

11:33 AM Mr. Silver

What did your little pony ever do to you?

(This section's Mr. Brown is exceptionally bad, so is unedited for your enjoyment. - Mr. Silver)

Mr. Brown

I for see you call me on other line

that is how this lady is talking

with like a accent

I think is russian

11:38 AM Mr. Silver

I read that with a Russian accent, Mr. Brown.

11:38 AM Mr. Brown

LOL

11:38 AM Mr. Blue

So she talks like you type?

11:38 AM Mr. Brown

Yep

Mr. Brown

i just realized how funny our englishish language is. with things like saying gi have to take a shit

why would you take a shit

lol

1:25 PM Mr. Blue

I’m not familiar with the englishish language

1:25 PM Mr. Brown

i consider our languagh not actually english

1:25 PM Mr. Silver

Our languagh might be English.

(Looks up “languagh”)

1:26 PM Mr. Brown

lol

Mr. Silver

"I hope I'm not talking too much."  

"Oh no...I have plenty of noose to finish tying...do go on."

Mr. Blue

Either “Great Wall” doesn't know what chow mein is, or Google images doesn't.

12:45 PM Mr. Blue

I keep ordering it and they keep sending rice and cabbage.  Chow mein should be noodles

12:46 PM Mr. Silver

There’s not even a bag of fried noodles with it?

12:46 PM Mr. Blue

No.

12:47 PM Mr. Silver

Amazing.

12:47 PM Mr. Blue

I called and asked them what chow mein is, they said rice.

So I’m faxing them some pictures of chow mein

12:47 PM Mr. Silver

Hehe

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

I was in a terrible mood one day when Mrs. Silver when we'd been fighting, and even though I told her it was a terrible idea, she insisted we stop for Japanese.  The barely-English-speaking waiter denied letting me order the daily special which was clearly written on the chalkboard out front.  I was already close to exploding, but whatever…I held it in and picked something else.  He asked if I wanted anything else and I ordered some edamame.  He seemed confused.

“Excuse.  What again?”

"I’d like some edamame.”

“…”

“Edamame.

"..."

"(pointing at item in menu) Edemame?!  Soy beans?!"

"They aren't soy beans."

"Oh, that's e-NOUGH!"

I went berserk, abandoned the table, ranting, and we've never been back.

12:51 PM Mr. Blue

I think sometimes they don't hire actual Japanese people; like maybe Korean or Chinese.

12:57 PM Mr. Gray

I'm not a big "Great Wall" fan, honestly.

12:57 PM Mr. Brown

They gave me an entire order wrong once, and it was a pickup.

1:03 PM Mr. Gray

Someone speaking English to take the orders might help.

1:29 PM Mr. Silver

"Excuse me, but there's a mistake in my order.  I ordered a 'kahninashun nummuh fahdeen'.  This doesn't even have the sping oll or the ehh dob soob.”

“I’m sorry, let me check the order…yes, that was my mistake.  I circled the one below: kahninashun ifdeen.  I’ll have the chef make it up immediately, sir.  Would you like to keep the one I gave you as well?”