Saturday, December 20, 2014

318 - "Seems To Me You'd Stop And See How Evil They All Are", Ghost Pepper Junkys, Casino Yelps, Does A Silver Chilver On Mount Blorenge Eat Oranges?, Big Oil Is Full Of Gas, and Worlds Bestest Telscpe

10:09 AM Mr. Brown
I didn't know Danny Kaye did The Secret Life of Walter Mitty.
10:11 AM Mr. Silver
Yes...saw it once I believe...ages ago though.
I only have little flashes of memories about it.
10:12 AM Mr. Brown
I’m not sure if I saw that one. I saw the new version.
10:12 AM Mr. Silver
How was it?
10:13 AM Mr. Brown
I liked it.
10:17 AM Mr. Brown
Ok, I thought I saw a “Hans Christian Andersen” movie with him, and I had.
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
I saw that once, yeah.
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
I just kept remembering a picture in my head of Danny sitting on a rock with bunch of kids around him.
So I looked up pictures for the movie and there it was.
LOL
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
"The Inchworm"...one of the proofs that kids chanting can be a little creepy
I like the song, but the times tables in the background are a little unnerving.
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
(chanting) "2 and 2 are 4...4 and 4 are 8...S-8-an 8 your soul...16 and 16 are one of us..."
(Here: The Inchworm - Mr. Silver)



Mr. Brown
So I refused the ghost pepper jerky this year.
It was a very good idea. No day of suffering.
11:26 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah... I'm not into that kind of self-abuse.
11:29 AM Mr. Brown
For some people it really does not hurt.
11:29 AM Mr. Blue
But it's not pleasant. It doesn't taste good.
11:33 AM Mr. Silver
We move onto McDonald's food now?
Oh...peppers.
11:34 AM Mr. Brown
Actually, I believe the peppers have flavor but then you are hit with the spice.
11:34 AM Mr. Silver
Right before the bio-weapons grade acid kicks in, yes.
11:35 AM Mr. Brown
If you remove some of the spice from a ghost pepper, I’m sure it has a great flavor.
11:35 AM Mr. Blue
And?
My point is that ghost peppers aren't pleasant to the senses to like 99.9% of the people that are eating them, so what's the point?
11:36 AM Mr. Brown
Endorphins.
11:36 AM Mr. Silver
Yup.
11:36 AM Mr. Blue
So go for a sprint.
11:36 AM Mr. Silver
It's a drug thing.
Me, I like hooch at the risk of a bit of a headache.  I don't like acid with the guarantee of fire guts.
11:37 AM Mr. Blue
I prefer exercise... better long-term consequences.
11:39 AM Mr. Silver
Like chiropracty and cartilage deterioration.



Mr. Blue
Wow... Yelp reviews for casinos... There's some winners.
"Grzegorz S - 2 months ago - ONE OF THE EMPLOYERS SEXUALLY ABUSED ME ... FILING CHARGES”
3:23 PM Mr. Silver
Nice review
"What casino was it?"
"Copper Felix's Loose Goose"
(likes that...notes)



7:33 AM Mr. Brown
Are you hearing the discussion over here, Mr. Silver?
7:33 AM Mr. Silver
Of course.
7:33 AM Mr. Brown
Why IS an orange orange? LOL
7:34 AM Mr. Silver
Botanically or linguistically?
Well, it isn't in every language.
Which came first...orange or orange...that's a decent question. (begins looking)
7:39 AM Mr. Silver
Goes way back, looks like...Sanskrit.
7:40 AM Mr. Brown
Right.
I still go with my thought that somebody called it orange somewhere, and someone else thought they were naming the fruit “orange”.
lol
7:40 AM Mr. Silver
"Same color as an orange, dude."
7:41 AM Mr. Brown
Right.
It's a chicken and the egg scenario.
7:45 AM Mr. Silver
Maybe...10 minutes of research only goes so far.
"Hey Mr. Patel...what's that round yellow fruit called?"
"Oh, those are new.  Naranj."
"An arange?"
"Naranj"
"I see...and that's n'apple..."
"Funny."
"Naranj...naranj...I can't think of any words that rhyme with naranj."
"Hmm...gotta be some though..."



Mr. Brown
I just got gas this morning. Its freaking $3.19 a gallon.
How did it get that low?

7:27 AM Mr. Silver
Well...the industry is producing a surplus and claims to soon be reaching "critical break even points".
Because after millions of years of not going bad, no one could ever indefinitely store and dole out crude oil at any flow rate they want or anything...
7:28 AM Mr. Brown
They need to stop taxing gas.
Its only hurting things.
7:33 AM Mr. Silver
Stop taxing gas?  
Madness!
Considering these companies pay no corporate taxes and get subsidies from the government, how are they supposed to get by in this world without our tax money to supplement their huge profits? We NEED those fuel taxes so Big Oil can be paid twice and not give any money back to support the country!
Be realistic, man!
7:34 AM Mr. Brown
I’m talking about the state taxes on gas.
7:36 AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps.  
But remember you have your depletion credits for fossil fuel producers...can't forget those...I see them on my business tax forms every year.
Both federal and state.
See, first you find out how much you pulled out...
Then you make up an unverifiable number guessing how much you might have left...
Then you get another big credit based on your made up number.
It's all legal.
Every other industry in the United States gets… wait… sorry… NO other industry in the United States gets that.
Gas could probably be $1.20 per gallon and they'd still make a bunch of money.
Just recently the frackers and their 'centuries of fuel' started scrambling to take the words back.  "Oh, we recalculated and we're sure we'll run out a lot sooner."  Gotta prime those subsidy/tax gift pumps early, you know. 
I recall when Big Oil hurt the ailing US economy by inflating the price near to $4/gallon based on spurious claims at the beginning of the Obama administration. It was just them being pissed off for losing, in my opinion. And they were rich, so why not fuck things up more by sabotaging the economy more than their 8-year failure boy had already done, to make the new responsible government look bad before the next round of elections? (which worked) My suggestion was an executive order setting gas at $2.
8:04 AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
8:04 AM Mr. Silver
Assuming #1 - It's Big Oil...they'll find a way to make money, believe me.
And #2 - The huge energy cost break would stimulate the hell out of everything else.
And accomplishing #3 – Fucking them right back for their sabotage.
8:05 AM Mr. Brown
I can tell you the standpoint of my father-in-law. He is the general manager at (store).
He says when the gas prices go up, his sales go way down. Happens every time.
So yes, to truly help the economy, make it easier to get fuel to drive to places to spend money on products and services. People will have extra money to do it because most of it will not go to gas anymore.
LOL
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
Nod
(Note, as of this morning it's $2.71, probably still falling, and the Russian economy is apparently collapsing because of it...I never thought I'd ever see numbers like that again in my lifetime. "Critical break even points!  Any minute now!  We can't go on much longer without disaster!  We swear!"  Yawn... – Mr. Silver)


Mr. Blue
There's a new space telescope scheduled for 2018. The James Webb something-or-other.
7 times more powerful than Hubble. Will be able to spot water on planets. Will be beyond the moon's orbit.
9:21 AM Mr. Brown
So is it on its way there now, or they are launching it in 2018?
9:21 AM Mr. Blue
Launching in 2018
But funding is complete, and most of the parts are built or in production.
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
(NASA rep) "We're just waiting on the last $1.35 for a bottle of Elmer's."
"That's all?"
"Yup...plenty of popsicle sticks waiting."
"I can give you 2 bucks right now."
9:34 AM Mr. Blue
(engineer) "The elbow macaroni mosaic is already setting, sir."
9:34 AM Mr. Silver
"You can't. No private money is allowed. Oh yes...the macaroni issues...congress was hung up for months on that. We're glad that's over with.”
And this the glitter you'll be sprinkling on?”
That's right.”
9:39 AM Mr. Silver
(looks at pictures of new satellite) The "World's Best Space Telescope" in fingerpaint worked out pretty well.
To be fair...it's really bunched up at the edge of the panel and looks like 'Telscp', but it's cute. NASA's mom will love it.