[2:43
PM] Mr. McGreen:
That
place reminds me of the huge church in Cranberry. A friend took my
family there for an Easter egg hunt once. It felt like a Walmart
[2:46
PM] Mr. Brown:
Yeah
I
like the more traditional churches
They
can be big, but put in actual pews and such, not gigantic stadium
seating
[2:47
PM] Mr. McGreen:
But
if a church would build traditionally these days they'd get blasted
for wasting money
St
Paul's Cathedral is gorgeous, down in da' Burgh
[2:48
PM] Mr. Brown:
A
real church has a feel to it vs the big building churches
[2:50
PM] Mr. Blue:
Megachurches
are ugly
IMO
the only benefit to going to church would be the history and
architecture
Megachurches
don't even have the architecture.
[2:50
PM]
Like
that "Crossfire - Church and Builder's Surplus Store” up
Route 8 towards Erie?
"Come
to our Sunday School and carpet remnant sale!"
[2:51
PM] Mr. McGreen:
“Crossfire”?
I've been past it. It is definitely not my cup of tea.
[2:51
PM]
If
my mom is in the car, we're always treated to "stupid name"
as we drive past
[2:52
PM] Mr. Brown:
A
place has a better congregation feel to it when its a older church
Not
like you're going to a rock concert or symphony
[2:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Or
a mattress store
[2:57
PM]
I
understand the choice of "cross"...natch...
I
get the good ol' Holy Spirit or angelic messenger "fire".
But
combining them, you either get a bulletstorm deathtrap...or...
CROSS+FIRE
[9:20
AM] Mr. Brown:
It
would suck if somebody ever found a way to control a hurricane
[9:22
AM]
Conspiracy
nuts think its been done.
[9:22
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Bob Dylan once sang of a hurricane
[9:22
AM] Mr. Brown:
That
reminds me that I saw something online about a bunch of them
Very out-there conspiracies
Very out-there conspiracies
Like
there is no moon
[9:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
It
really doesn't get any more "out there" than chemtrails and
flat earthers... and those are pretty popular
[9:23
AM]
As
soon as they saw eyes like this in big enough storms, they decided they were being artificially made and directed -
http://weirdthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/hurricaneisabel1-460x276.jpg
[9:23
AM] Mr. Blue:
There's
one 4 seats in front of me
Chaz
believes in chemtrails
[9:23
AM] Mr. Brown:
Spraying drugs for mind or population control.
[9:25
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Ah
ok
That'd
take a lot of planes to produce enough though, wouldn't it?
[9:25
AM]
Well,
if they are really trying this they're wasting a lot of money
accomplishing nothing
[9:26
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah...
We're out of control and we're living longer than ever
[9:26
AM] Mr. McGreen:
But
we are controlled by THE MAN, MAAAAAAAAN
We
should come up with a conspiracy theory
[9:28
AM] Mr. Brown:
Cloud
seeding has been attempted
I
don't remember where I heard or saw or read it
But
I remember that it has been attempted and there were some positive
results with it too
[9:28
AM]
If
you're talking about rain-making, yeah it works.
[9:29
AM] Mr. Blue:
[9:32
AM] Mr. Brown:
When
there something strange
In
your atmosphere...
Who
you gonna call?
Cloud
Busters!!!
When
you need some rain
Nothing
falling on your plain...
Who
you gonna call
Cloud
Busters!!!
[9:41
AM]
<Applause!>
Ah
yes...the “orgone” man
(opens
front door - man in overalls) "Orgone Man, ma'am."
"We
don't have any bugs."
"Oh!
No, you're thinking Orkin. I'm Orgone."
"What's
that?"
"More
a sex energy thing."
"Ohhhh!
Hmmm. How does that work?"
(turns
on thumpy dance track on music player, starts grooving) "Free
demo, ma'am."
"Come
on in!"
[9:25
AM]
Agent
- “Romeo, Delta”
"And
this is our son, Tango Charlie. And this little sweetheart is Sierra
Foxtrot."
[9:27
AM] Mr. Brown:
And,
of course, Echo XRay
[9:27
AM]
Cute
baby. He has his father's Call Sign
[9:09
AM]
(Hurricane news - Man
staying in house, standing in 18" of water, on topic of 'Cajun
Navy'.) "These guys came in and they are saving everyone
they find. They never ask if you're Black, or Asian, or Hispanic... there's no racism here, just Americans. It makes me
happy to know that all this talk is about a tiny part of the
population."
(me)
"I doubt the racist goblins would even come to help anyone
anyway."
[9:10
AM] Mr. Blue:
*pulls
up in boat, knocks on front door*
"Any
white protestants in here? White protestants?"
"We're
Roman Catholic, but non-practicing..."
*zoooooooommm*
[9:13
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr.
Brown would zip around them: "You guys should've been prepared!"
[9:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[9:14
AM] Mr. Brown:
"Next
time buy an inflatable Gumby. Have a nice day!"
[9:15
AM]
"Did you have a stock of food and water in there? No? Pffft! (*zoooooommm)"
[9:17
AM] Mr. Blue:
Imagine
zipping around the flooded streets on one of those big propeller
boats with ample seating - "We'll send prayers!!!"
[9:18
AM] Mr. McGreen:
Yeah,
Mr. Blue. I was just gonna say that - Joel Osteen throwing out
pamphlets into the water.
[1:35
PM] Mr. Brown:
I
remember being so nervous on my driving test that I turned the
opposite way than what teacher told me to.
Said
go right and I went left out of the parking lot
LOL
I
was very nervous
he
was the one that taught me too, so he gave me a Mulligan
[1:43
PM]
"Well,
if I mark that, I lose my teaching certificate...so..."
"Ok.
First I want you to turn right."
[2:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
What
happened to me was I took the driving test in the car that my driving
teacher taught me in, so he was like "Hey you're ready to go!
Keys are in the ignition and the DMV guy is waiting outside."
So
I went in and tried starting the car not realizing it was already
running, so got a loud grinding noise.
So
I assumed I'd already F'd up to begin with, and was pretty relaxed
the rest of the way
Luckily
"can't tell when car is already running" isn't on the test
[2:03
PM] Mr. Brown:
Haha
I
have done that before. Or you get in try to put it in drive but its
not on.
[2:03
PM] Mr. McGreen:
I
"wasted gas".
I
was waiting til I was comfortable pulling out and he scolded me for
wasting gas and sitting there all day.
[2:05
PM] Mr. Blue:
Weird
They
failed you for that?
[2:06
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Supposedly
I was failed for the rolling stop, but I know the truth.
[2:06
PM] Mr. Brown:
They're
all very stressed...
Kinda
like the guy that took my picture kept telling me to put my chin down
more
and
I ended up looking insane in the picture
“Put
your chin down more...little more...ok that's good.”
(Snap)
lol
[2:08
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Mr.
Silver, did you use a fuel-efficient horse for your test?
[2:09
PM]
"-20
points - Leaving course to 'Hit the Taco Bell drive through'.”
“+30
for getting me a #2."
[2:09
PM] Mr. McGreen:
LOL
"-10
points for asking if this is a 'burn run'"
[2:10
PM] Mr. Brown:
10000
points for doing a high speed sliding parallel park
[2:10
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think I mentioned this, but in Finland they have to do a bunch of
really technical stuff to pass their test
Like
J turns
[2:10
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Didn't
we used to have to do those?
But
call them a 3 point turn?
Or
is that different?
[2:11
PM] Mr. Blue:
J
turns are a little different
It's
like when you reverse at speed, then put it into drive/forward while
simultaneously turning and finish going in the same direction
[2:12
PM] Mr. McGreen:
That's
like stunt driving
[2:12
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah
Drifts, spins, catching air
They
basically license stunt drivers in Finland
[2:13
PM] Mr. McGreen:
Dude,
I wanna live in Finland
