Tuesday, January 1, 2013

Day 218 - The Twist Was That Cypher Raige Was A Cheesy Name The Whole Time!, The Best Scotch In The World Is Made With Rotten Weeds And Fairy Pee, My Letter To Santa Claus Was Simple This Year, The Necrolexicon Of The Mad Arab Abdul Alhazrad, and You Don't Need Big Balls To Meet Your Doom

Mr. Gray
M. Night Shyamalan....Wonder how bad he'll make this.
3:25 PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
“Devil” was decent.
3:26 PM Mr. Gray
Yeah, that was ok.
I usually like Will Smith....we'll see.
3:27 PM Mr. Brown
Jaden Smith is good too. Well, at least from the only movie I saw him in.
lol
3:27 PM Mr. Gray
There is a trailer out for it, apparently.
3:28 PM Mr. Silver
General Rage?  Really?  Is Major Pain there too?
"Private Parts!  Front and center!"
"Sir?"
"Colonel Corn and Colonel Sanders were reviewing your report about the actions of Captain Crunch, and they have questions.  Corporal Punishment will escort you to their meeting room."
"Yes Sir!"
"Major Woody will be coming along later."
3:33 PM Mr. Silver
Cypher Raige = insignificant, if uncontrolled, anger
3:33 PM Mr. Blue
The problem with Shyamalan is his movies are always in, like, a fishbowl.
Well, the real problem is that his movies suck.
3:33 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:33 PM Mr. Blue
But that whole fishbowl thing doesn't help.
3:34 PM Mr. Gray
Luckily, he didn’t write this one.
3:36 PM Mr. Silver
Oh Jebus...I just looked at the rest of this cast of characters.
2 Raiges, Rayna, Ranger, Ryan
3:37 PM Mr. Blue
That's the twist ending!
You find out everyone's name starts with an R for some reason!
BOOM you've just been SHYAMALANED!!
3:37 PM Mr. Silver
I assume the "Security Chief" is "Rabbit"
McQuarrie's first name is Raynolf
"I see people with Ra names...sometimes even Ray names...They're everywhere! They don't even notice they're all Ra's!"
3:39 PM Mr. Blue
Maybe they staffed the ships in alphabetical order, like homeroom in high school.
3:40 PM Mr. Silver
"Man!  What a rough trip!  We lost 25 ships though...looks like only the R's made it."
3:40 PM Mr. Blue
I like the episode of “Always Sunny In Philadelphia” where they're trying to make their own movie.
"Remember the twist ending in The Sixth Sense? You find out at the end that the guy in it...it was BRUCE WILLIS the whole time!"
"That's not the twist, Charlie."
3:40 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
Their Lethal Weapon was brilliant.
"Wait...did you guys switch characters halfway through this?"
"Yeah!"
3:42 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
I like Dennis's movie pitch
"Dolph Lundgren is a crime fighting scientist that also bangs women. He fights crime, he bangs a lady. Crime. Lady. Crime. Lady. And this goes on for about 90 minutes and then the movie just sort of.. ends. And here's the twist guys. We show it - full penetration."
"I think audiences are going to be very uncomfortable seeing Dolph Lundgren's naked penis on screen."
3:44 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
3:45 PM Mr. Brown
lol
3:45 PM Mr. Silver
heh



Mr. Brown
Mr. Silver, do you know a good scotch?
11:09 AM Mr. Silver
A brand called "In a glass in my hand".
And no, not really.
11:09 AM Mr. Brown
I’ve never tried any.
I’m trying to find a good one to try so I don't kill my taste for it on bad stuff.
11:10 AM Mr. Silver
There was a cheap one I'd get on occasion, but the good stuff can get seriously expensive so I don't indulge much.
11:10 AM Mr. Brown
I want to try it.
11:11 AM Mr. Silver
I tend to Google such things with "Best scotch (wine, etc) under", then pick a price and read reviews.
For wines I've already picked a type though...Like I'm serving something in particular...find that Shiraz is the matching wine, then Google 5 or 6 Shiraz names and go hunting at the booze boutique.
It always gets smiles from the audience and I come off as knowing what I'm talking about.  ;-)
I do know that a serious scotch snob will only accept single malt.
11:14 AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
11:14 AM Mr. Silver
Blends are, well, blended.
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
Special taste
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
Feh.
If blends didn't taste good to the master distiller, they wouldn't put their name on it.
11:15 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
I was just reading how to pick a good scotch.
It says pick one with a 14 syllable name and make sure it spells whisky without an e.
11:16 AM Mr. Silver
"This one can only be pronounced in a Scottish accent after drinking a full bottle of it, and as a result, having an epiphany as to the pronunciation."
"How much is it?"
"$100"
"Wow!  That's good scotch!"
11:17 AM Mr. Blue
Chick says to try Johnnie Walker Black Label for scotch.  I didn't see it at the store so I got a gin instead.
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
"I didn't find your scotch, so I jumped right to the opposite side of the flavour spectrum.”
11:19 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, that is funny; going for scotch but buying gin.
“I believe, since I can't find that smoky-flavored stuff, I’ll get something that tastes like pine.”
11:20 AM Mr. Blue
I’d been wanting to try both.
11:26 AM Mr. Silver
So that was the origin of your Gin and Juice FB post?
11:26 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
I made a Gibson a long time back.  I was surprised it was good for some reason.
Gin...doesn't really taste good.  Vermouth...doesn't really taste good.  Mix them and put in a small sweet onion.
"Saaaaaay now....(sips again)...Hmmmm."
11:28 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, it is crazy.
Mix bad stuff together: “Hmm, tastes good now.”
11:31 AM Mr. Blue
Like a Reuben, eh?
11:33 AM Mr. Silver
Yup.
All that second string food except the cheese and butter...but with their powers combined!
I still get hassled over the anti-Reuben: “S'mores”
11:36 AM Mr. Blue
I’m not fooled by a Reuben though... They're pretty gross.
11:37 AM Mr. Silver
I recall hating my first one.
I skipped ordering another for a long time, but have liked them since unless just badly made.
11:40 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe...I just read the wiki on Reubens.
As is usual with this kind of food, no one can figure out where it really came from, and all the variants sound as unappetizing as the main version.
12:09 PM Mr. Blue
By the way, they did have absinthe at the store.
12:09 PM Mr. Silver
Yes, I’ve seen it...a few varieties.
12:09 PM Mr. Blue
They only had one that I saw, and only a couple bottles of it.
12:10 PM Mr. Silver
"Pardon me, but which of these promotes the fastest nervous system damage?" (myth)
12:10 PM Mr. Blue
Yes… I just read the wiki.
12:12 PM Mr. Silver
Thinking of summoning the green fairy, eh?
12:14 PM Mr. Blue
It seems like absinthe, in the day, might well have been a hallucinogen, but not because of anything that should have been found in a decent batch of absinthe.
Impurities like copper to color it, for instance.
12:14 PM Mr. Silver
Copper would do it.
It could also be that the people drinking that much absinthe were over-dramatic hipster types and everyone had opium and cocaine in their medicine cabinets.
12:15 PM Mr. Blue
A placebo effect.
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
(Poseur) "OMG...everyone at the party is goofy on absinthe and it just tastes like herbed alcohol to me...I know, I'll pretend to see a giraffe climbing the Eiffel Tower!"
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
(Meanwhile, the same thing is in everyone else's mind at the party except the guy wasted on shooms)
12:19 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah… The power of suggestion, peer pressure, and all that.
12:20 PM Mr. Brown
Ok, I just found a picture of a naked green fairy peeing green into a cup.
It says “The real secret”
LOL
12:25 PM Mr. Silver
Hehehe
Yes, that would probably give you visions considering the reputation of fairy food.



Mr. Silver
So, did you write to Santa?
9:03 AM Mr. Blue
I guess.
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
You guess you wrote?
Heh
9:05 AM Mr. Blue
I just put down I want a million dollars or something.
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
"Dear Santa, I want billions of dollars and the power to decide who lives and who dies.  And a pogo stick."
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
Heh



Mr. Brown
Necronomicon
2:47 PM Mr. Silver
Necronomicon
I've read a Necronomicon
2:50 PM Mr. Silver
Mesopotamian magic stuff someone put together
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
yerah
yea
yea
yeah
2:54 PM Mr. Silver
That's "Ia!", Mr. Brown.
2:55 PM Mr. Silver
Ia! Ia! Cthulhu ftagn!



Mr. Silver
"Chinese Man Who Didn't Look Up Meaning of Apocalypse First Spends $340,000 Building Futility Balls"
11:12 AM Mr. Blue
"Go in soaked on 12/21/12 and come out on 12/22/12 tumble-dry!"
11:26 AM Mr. Silver
"These 'Spherical Coffins' are designed to house 14 passengers if there was any need for comfort, 30 if there was any chance of survival, and approximately 200 (whole, articulated) bodies if just used for post-apocalypse storage if anyone survived to need them for such a purpose."
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