7:24 AM Mr. Gray
Ugh...feel like crap today
I think its cause I didn’t drink last night, heh.
Silly me; alcohol level is too low
7:26 AM Mr. Silver
Your alcohol level was tested at 99.8% blood.
7:26 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah...can't have that crap!
Heh
7:27 AM Mr. Silver
Winehouse's dad thinks the alcohol detox killed her.
7:30 AM Mr. Gray
See!!!
With how I feel....I can believe it.
(The following section is fantasy gamer geek stuff that largely revolves around me getting into character as “Governor”, a gnome inventor who traveled back in time via a time gate he doesn't know exactly how to work, to the wrong date and place, trying to meet his god and fix his mistakes...many many many times. He's brilliant but completely scatterbrained, and as a result of his many incarnations and self-encounters, and the resulting “time-madness”, can show up nearly anytime/place and remember things that “never happened” or happened differently than the last time he was “there”. He's prodigiously powerful, quite strange, extremely dangerous, usually funny, and somewhat tragic. He needs to be in a book. If you don't care, scroll on past. – Mr. Silver.)
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
Well...that gets us to about 9:30...now what?
9:28 AM Mr. Yellow
Well from what was said yesterday I think we need to save Mystra to keep Renwick alive
9:29 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Good luck with that. Might want to find another option.
Bind him to something else instead of the Weave.
9:29 AM Mr. Silver
"That should be easy. Let me do some figures." - Governor
9:29 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Governor trying to get to where a god is again...oh brother...
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
I imagine the consequences to be so appalling that you'd consider destroying Mystra yourself.
9:31 AM Mr. Gray
Heck, Governor being involved could be why she died! LMAO
9:31 AM Mr. Silver
"Bind Mystra to something other than The Weave? Oh is that all? I've made a study of that. Here, take this impeller. Don't push any of the red buttons."
"They're all red."
"Are they? Ah...yes."
9:31 AM Mr. Yellow
I am a “save the damsel in distress” kind of guy, so saving Mystra sounds like a solid plan.
9:32 AM Mr. Gray
Solid plan + unstable gnome = ?
9:32 AM Mr. Yellow
What could be better?
9:32 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Definitely an adventure LOL
Hell, let's go get us a kender as well.
9:33 AM Mr. Yellow
Derek likes kenders, they are fun.
I have gained a few interesting items from them. Lost a few as well
9:35 AM Mr. Silver
"He's named Wiffleheffer...but I call him Buttonpusher...I don't remember why exactly. Give him the assembly I marked 'Don't pull this string'."
"What happens if you pull the string?"
"Good question...haven't tried it, it's just an anchor for the matrix."
9:36 AM Mr. Gray
Oh dear god...
LMAO
9:36 AM Mr. Silver
"Is it safe?"
"100%...I swear! Really! … Don't pull it."
9:37 AM Mr. Silver
Does Mr. Yellow know the "Barrel Bomb" story?
9:37 AM Mr. Gray
You do play a great tinker gnome, I cant deny that! LOL
Don't think he does.
9:38 AM Mr. Silver
hehehe
I was absent an episode. Mr. Green, Tom and Scott had to get through a gate in the Shadow plane guarded by these awful giant humanoids.
So they asked if Governor had anything to take them out with.
"Sure!"
They set it off the bomb and everything in the radius just vanished.
When I came back they reported the target destroyed and asked what I'd given them.
"Oh, they aren't destroyed...they'll come back."
"When?"
"No idea."
"...Where?"
"Not sure really...somewhere around where they left I think. It really was an interesting experiment. They always told me not to try it. I'm glad you were smart enough to stay far enough away."
"Try what?"
"Oh, that thing about Portable Holes and Bags of Holding. I knew I could handle it."
9:46 AM Mr. Gray
The look on Mr. Green's face was great when he realized just how close he had come to being sucked into god-knows-where.
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
"The barrel was set up to drop a tiny Portable Hole into a little Bag of Holding. Fascinating, huh? So how far did you have to stand back? I never finished the calculations on that. Kind of an amateur with the dimensional stuff."
"I still have a lot of the Holes left."
"Not sure where all I put them though...not my Bag of Holding obviously."
"So disorganized. Eh, I'll run across them."
9:49 AM Mr. Yellow
Great idea!
9:49 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:49 AM Mr. Yellow
Did Governor design the ski lift Derek had built on the halfling planet of Anidia?
There are some really fun mishaps that can happen with that.
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Was it irresponsible?
10:22 AM Mr. Yellow
Well he had a group of Tinker gnomes build it. It sometimes launches people off when it gets to the top of the hill, shooting them off the other side of the mountain or into some trees. Other times it speeds up so fast that it becomes more of an amusement ride, with the force holding the riders in their seats.
It is powered by an artifact furnace. There are other issues as well. Hell, it even works as intended from time to time, lol!
10:24 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
10:26 AM Mr. Yellow
He had nets installed to catch the flying halflings.
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
Sounds like Governor
“...and operators not following my clear instructions.”
"You didn't give any instructions."
10:28 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
10:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Oh...I didn't? Well it's lever controlled obviously...just don't move it into the 20 or 30 range."
"There's no numbers!"
"Oh."
"Why is there a 20+ at all on it?"
"You've GOTTA have 20 thru 40! Don't be silly!"
10:31 AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
10:53 AM Mr. Yellow
Ok, well then I guess we have to save Mystra.
11:14 AM Mr. Silver
"So I have an idea about this Weave thing.”
“I did some experimenting and calculations...”
“Stop saying “No” all the time! Wait till I'm done explaining!”
“Anyway try this on...instead of The Weave, I can make it "The Felt". And it's easy too...I have it all rigged in my room in the inn, ready to go. I left a kid to guard the switch."
11:16 AM Mr. Yellow
See, Derek would listen to the whole explanation, then ask serious questions and listen to the answers while the rest of the group would try and stop us talking, lol!
11:36 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Oh I can see how this is gonna go.
11:52 AM Mr. Silver
Eh...if it doesn't work he'll just use the Timegate to fix it...same as always.
11:52 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
11:53 AM Mr. Gray
Cause after all, its worked so well in the past.
12:46 PM Mr. Silver
"150' tall (to scale) battle robot!"
12:48 PM Mr. Silver
heheh
(Shouting down to the ground from dirigible)
"Mr. Clanky! (Governor's robot servant – Mr. Silver) Am I home?"
(Mr. Clanky looks up, confused, hoots and whistles)
"No, not me...I'm up here! Am I at home? In the the house?"
(Mr. Clanky looks confused, hoots and whistles)
"Hmm...I'm not home. I must have left."
12:50 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:02 PM Mr. Yellow
Yes, I think The Gov and Derek will get along fine.
Derek's main home is on a rock that floats through space.
The roof is made out of Glass Steel, offering a great view of space
The Gov want a gnomish spelljammer?
1:06 PM Mr. Silver
"One of these days I'm going to supe up the elemental drives on this rock of yours, Derek."
"It doesn't have elemental drives on it."
"(Wink) I couldn't sleep last night. The key is not to make 'em angry. Wanna see the controls?"
1:08 PM Mr. Gray
Scary...
1:09 PM Mr. Yellow
lol
“I do not own the rock Gov. I just live there in the city. I also support the rock militarily since it is my home and I own a bigger fleet than they do.”
1:19 PM Mr. Silver
"What good is a rock in space if you can't move it around? Should I have asked? Eh...they won't mind."
1:25 PM Mr. Yellow
“Actually, if I remember right, it can be moved.”
1:26 PM Mr. Silver
"These would be your personal controls.”
Mr. Blue
2:18 PM Mr. Silver
That is weirdly amusing as long as you don't think about it.
2:19 PM Mr. Blue
"In Soviet Russia, first-responders injure you!"
2:20 PM Mr. Silver
"No car insurance, eh!?!"
2:23 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
10:39 AM Mr. Silver
10:42 AM Mr. Silver
I can see a whole campaign of small tract leaflets on that theme.
Some baptist church sneaked one into my mailbox yesterday.
"Are you SURE you're going to Heaven?"
me "Well I'm SURE this isn't an express ticket there, so..." (trash)
10:44 AM Mr. Apple
lol
10:44 AM Mr. Blue
Filthy baptists!
10:45 AM Mr. Silver
"I'm more SURE I'm going than anyone whose idea of evangelism is mass-produced tracts stuck into mailboxes."
12:16 PM Mr. Blue
I would never illegally download, like, popular recently released films
Those are the ones that are probably going to get you flagged for a lawsuit.
But I doubt that my cache of obscure Italian B-movies is going to cause much of a fuss when I seed them on torrents.
But if you downloaded Inception, Transformers 2, Eat Pray Love and Captain America in the past month.. yeah, you might get boned.
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
"Yeah You Might Get Boned" Who stars in that?
12:19 PM Mr. Pink
haha
12:52 PM Mr. Apple
So if you avoid the bittorrents I guess your a bit safer?
12:52 PM Mr. Silver
A bit torrent safer, yes.
1:06 PM Mr. Pink
Mr. Apple, you might be getting a copyright letter from that “Debbie does Dallas” you got off bittorrent yesterday.
1:06 PM Mr. Blue
hahahah
1:07 PM Mr. Apple
I avoid movie downloads.
1:08 PM Mr. Pink
Just get the old stuff
Lmfao
Full bush style.
1:09 PM Mr. Apple
lol
1:09 PM Mr. Blue
Boobs were different in the 70's
1:09 PM Mr. Silver
The word you were looking for was "real".
1:10 PM Mr. Blue
Pointier, saggier. Even compared to real ones of today.
1:10 PM Mr. Pink
Orangutang style?
1:10 PM Mr. Silver
Gorilla my dreams.
1:10 PM Mr. Blue
hahaha
1:10 PM Mr. Apple
lol
1:12 PM Mr. Pink
So the moral to the story is: If you're gonna d/l copyrighted stuff, connect to your neighbor's WiFi first.
Mr. Blue
Why not try A F*#KING LOOFA??!!
3:55 PM Mr. Silver
Soon to be a new kinky thing in Japan.
3:55 PM Mr. Blue
Rule 34
Eel-in-Eurethra porn
3:55 PM Mr. Pink
Sick
3:55 PM Mr. Blue
With... Hell, why not.. Diapered women
3:56 PM Mr. Silver
Sounds like a winner!
