Ms.
Rose
Murder
probably is a 'little thing' to someone who does it all the time.
Hmmmm...?!?!
1:12
PM Mr. Brown
He's
back SSSHHSHSHSHSH!
1:12
PM Ms. Rose
You
guys should really stop talking about Mr. Silver's dance moves. Give
the guy a break!
1:12
PM Mr. Silver
I
have no pride in that area.
1:12
PM Ms. Rose
We
know.
1:13
PM Mr. Brown
BREAK
DANCE OUCH!
1:14
PM Ms. Rose
I
see what you did there...
1:14
PM Mr. Blue
Recap.....
Mr. Brown
Mr. Brown
I
hate Mr. Silver.
Mr.
Blue
Me
too.
Mr.
Brown
Maybe
we should kill him.
Mr.
Blue
Good
idea
Mr.
Brown
I
have the impulse too commit atrocities. my name is Mr. Brown and I
will do
unspeakable horrors to Mr. Silver.
1:20
PM Mr. Blue
"Face
like spinach dip? No dental records? Sounds like the work of Mr.
Brown."
1:21
PM Ms. Rose
Hello,
Clarice...
1:30
PM Mr. Silver
(Talking
Head Bob) "When asked about the unspeakable horrors, the chief
of police stated that he was unable to talk about them... Oh! I
didn't get that til now."
(Talking
Head Liz) "Funny stuff, Bob!"
"You
betcha, Liz! I guess we'll not be hearing more about this story at
11."
"Hehe."
1:38
PM Ms. Rose
This
is one of those times when I wish I was independently wealthy. I
would--right now!--go buy some old, dilapidated barn and put a big
sign out front: Ms. Rose's Breakdance Club. That's all. I wouldn't
actually make a club. People would show up and take pictures and
bitch on Facebook. But that's all it would be. A breakdancing barn
in the middle of nowhere.
“Eff
your square-dancing. We got the beats, yo!”
1:39
PM Mr. Brown
Need
to Walk the Dinosaur.
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
Jurassic
Square Break-Dancing? I'll try...
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
"Pop
with yer partner, do-si-do,
Caterpillar
left, and there she go!"
Promenade,
and moonwalk left,
King
tut right, now spin on yer head!
Stalk
your partner, shuffle sly,
Part the brush, and wink an eye!
Do-si-do
and give a twirl,
All
rush in you clever girl!"
1:53
PM Mr. Brown
I'm tired of these MF-ing raptors in this MF-ing park!
2:03
PM Ms. Rose
Mr.
Silver. You are the master of breakdancing. Stop with this
squaredancing nonsense. It hurts us more than it hurts you.
2:04
PM Mr. Silver
I
did a breakdance one!
Mr.
Brown was the one that pulled out dinosaurs!
2:05
PM Mr. Brown
Walk
like a masopitamian.
2:06
PM Mr. Silver
Good
Lord
(attempts
to figure out what that is in Latin)
2:07
PM Ms. Rose
Have
fun with that!
In
defense of Mr. Brown's...um, unique...spelling. We all knew that he
meant Mesopotamian.
2:07
PM Mr. Brown
Et
maso tipan eu
2:10
PM Ms. Rose
Just
FYI. Google translator says that 'maso tipan eu' means: Meat Pactum
Ego.
I'm
sorry. 'Et maso tipan eu' translates to: Atque Meat Pactum Ego.
2:12
PM Mr. Silver
Meat
or "meh-at"?
2:13
PM Ms. Rose
"How
many of you studly gents have experienced the 'ol Meat Pactum Ego,
right?! You're with a girl. She may or may not being saying
something interesting. But you can't tell because all you're
thinking about is your Meat Pactum Ego. It's NOT your fault! The
Romans had this figured out centuries ago!”
2:16
PM Mr. Silver
I'm
thinking “meat pactum ego” would be something like “I have an
agreement with my mind", honestly.
Which
is not...BTW...very much related to "The dwellers between the
rivers".
Mr.
Blue
Mesopotamian
means dwellers between the rivers?
2:19
PM Mr. Silver
Meso...”the middle”...pota...”rivers”...mian...”one who is of”.
(roughly)
“Woo! Tigris
and Euphrates, baby(lon)!”
2:20
PM Mr. Blue
Cool.
2:20
PM Mr. Brown
Messy
potato men.
2:21
PM Mr. Blue
Once
the cradle of civilization...now the armpit of it.
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
There's
been a lot of “armpit” on your atlas over the years of this chat.
2:23
PM Mr. Blue
Yes.
Pitsylvania,
for instance.
2:26
PM Ms. Rose
When
I was small, I told my dad once that we lived in (town), which is the
'butthole' of Pennsylvania. He thought it was hilarious until he
sobered up and forgot. So many of my good lines were wasted...
2:29
PM Mr. Silver
Which
is why I copy, sift, and fix this stream of hooey.
2:30
PM Mr. Blue
So
that generations from now, our work will be enjoyed and we will be
venerated.
2:30
PM Mr. Blue
"Unappreciated
in their time, the members of Silversmess now have entire Martian
continents named after them."
3:22
PM Mr. Brown
Radium
girls
Oh
yeah, I remember that info.
They
said something about glowing in the dark, and first thing that popped
into my head was this: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radium_Girls
3:25
PM Mr. Blue
Harmless
or not, why would you put it in your mouth?
3:25
PM Mr. Brown
Correct.
3:27
PM Mr. Blue
So
the chemists and owners wore masks, lead aprons and used tongs...but
told the other employees it was harmless and they were like "okay".
3:30
PM Mr. Silver
"Well
the strontium girls are hot,
I
really dig the open sores...
And
plutonium girls with the way they fall,
they
knock me out when I'm in the way...
Uranium
factory daughters
really
make my hair fall out...
Yeah
but I couldn't wait to get back to the place,
that
has the glowiest in the world.
I
wish they all could be - radium girrrrls..."
