Mr.
Amethyst
Does
Mr. Green hate everyone?
11:29
AM Mr. Gray
Not
Mr. Silver and me. Heh.
11:29
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:29
AM Mr. Gray
So
no...not everyone.
11:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
Just
the vast majority.
11:30
AM Mr. Gray
If
you game with Mr. Green, he usually doesn’t hate you unless you are
stupid.
11:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
But
he’s so uninviting.
11:30
AM Mr. Gray
Well,
the vast majority is stupid...so....
11:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
For
lack of a better term, he seems snarky.
11:31
AM Mr. Gray
Honestly,
his biggest problems are (and then a bunch of details I can leave out
– Mr. Silver)
Hopefully
he can get some things on track soon. It’s been tough on him.
It'll
be that, or he'll be hanging out up a water tower with a rifle.
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
Or
his wife will be hanging from one from a rope...
Nah...he’d
never be able to get her up there.
11:35
AM Mr. Gray
She
is getting pretty huge.
11:37
AM Mr. Amethyst
Jesus
11:38
AM Mr. Silver
That's
it! We'll get Jesus to lift her up there!
11:38
AM Mr. Gray
I
think there are limits to even divine intervention there.
Between
the meds and her just not moving from the couch, yeah....not good.
11:40
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yea
that’s rough.
11:41
AM Mr. Gray
It
doesn’t help that she is Bi-Polar and snaps back and forth between
pleasant and raging b*tch either.
It’s
like poking a bear with a stick
11:41
AM Mr. Silver
Bi-Polar
Bear
11:42
AM Mr. Gray
900lbs
of angry coming right for ya! LOL
Ok
Ok....I kid.....300lb.
I'm
a fat boy.....I'm allowed to call 'em as I see 'em.
Fat
Boy = So cool they named a motorcycle after us.
Fat
Girl = Not cool enough to name something after them
11:44
AM Mr. Silver
"Cool!
They named a department store scooter after us!"
11:44
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
10:25
AM Mr. Yellow
I
think I need to find other projects around the yard and maybe get in
shape this summer.
10:37
AM Mr. Silver
Enough
yardwork, you'll be in shape. You’ll also need to get a
chiropractor.
10:38
AM Mr. Yellow
Haha
I
have been doing portion control for the last week.
No
snacking.
No
doughnuts at work. (They are calling me though)
10:39
AM Mr. Silver
I
changed to a vaguely northern European type of breakfast.
10:39
AM Mr. Silver
I
want donuts though.
10:39
AM Mr. Yellow
Oh
yes, they are calling me.
It
takes about 3 weeks before they quiet down.
10:40
AM Mr. Silver
"Mr.
Yellow...Mr. Yellow...let us put little permanent donuts in
your arteries so we can always be together..."
10:50
AM Mr. Gray
"That’s
why I start my day off with the breakfast of champions...little
chocolate donuts!"
(Here: http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/digital-shorts/video/little-chocolate-donuts/280260/ - Mr. Silver)
10:50
AM Mr. Yellow
LOL
Mr.
Silver
"Light-hearted
human interest tale starkly reveals how irritating Peta is"
9:36
AM Mr. Blue
Jesus
PETA
is like the GOP
They
do more to harm to their own image than anything, even if they
sometimes mean well.
9:37
AM Mr. Silver
"In
a related report: Shocking deficiencies in basic arthropod biology
education in New Jersey school system."
9:39
AM Mr. Silver
"Spider-Gate!
US Governor flaunts power to destroy innocent life, calls it "fun"."
Mr.
Mustard
"Students
taken in for counseling and treatment for PSTD after visit to
Governor"
10:01
AM Mr. Blue
“Gov.
Christie prepared to lose coveted arachnophiliac vote!”
Mr.
Silver
"You
have reached the phone of Jerry 'The Bronco' Smoot. I am known
as 'The Bronco' for my equestrian skills. I will return your
call based on the caller ID on this phone. The best way to
reach me is with TEXT. I am a great texter. Please do not
leave a voicemail unless it is extremely important. If-" (I hung
up and moved on)
11:17
AM Mr. Silver
That
was all delivered in a dull, slow, monotone.
11:20
AM Mr. Blue
lol
That
was his voicemail message?
11:20
AM Mr. Silver
Yup
11:21
AM Mr. Blue
Wow
11:25
AM Mr. Blue
I
like how he gives his nickname and then explains why he got it.
I
wonder if he does that in person.
"Hi.
Nice to meet you. I’m John "The Big Cheese" Wilson.
They call me “The Big Cheese” because I am quite heavyset."
12:09
PM Mr. Blue
Last
two paragraphs.
Yeah,
if only there were a way that the film industry could take 1 specific
color...say green... and change it to something else in post
production. Hmmm...
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
Some
sort of electronic screening process...a screen for green...We can
call it Screen Green, yeah! That's the key to the chroma issue, I’m
sure.
Or
perhaps they could use dark gray paint, followed by reapplying green when done
filming.
Nah...that
would be madness!
Mr.
Blue
What
if a dinosaur fossil is found, and it's got, like, primitive jewelry
on.
1:12
PM Mr. Silver
That
would be marvelous, and as a lover of anthropology, I'd be overjoyed.
1:23
PM Mr. Blue
Why
did dinosaurs have feathers?
Did
they descend from smaller flying creatures?
1:25
PM Mr. Silver
Because
they developed them from reptilian scales in the bi-pedal raptor
branch at least, and still have them as birds.
1:25
PM Mr. Blue
Ah
I see... and their presence in Velociraptor
(presumed to have been flightless due to its relatively large size
and short forelimbs) is evidence that the ancestors of dromaeosaurids
could fly, making Velociraptor
and other large members of this family secondarily flightless.
1:25
PM Mr. Silver
I
don't think I've ever heard anyone say the quadrupeds had
feathers...I'd guess they were where fur evolved, really. No quadrupeds have feathers now. A lot of them have fur
though.
1:26
PM Mr. Blue
So
triceratops and brontosaurus didn't have feathers.
It
seems weird that we paint them all with the same lizard-y brush.
1:26
PM Mr. Silver
Apatosaurus.
I'm not sure if they had feathers or not. But I lean towards not.
Well,
dinosaurs' bones looked like reptile bones to the people digging them
up, but they aren't reptiles.
1:27
PM Mr. Blue
Yes. There
was probably as much variation in coats in dinosaurs as there are in
different species in the wild today.
If
not more so, since we're dealing with tens of millions of years of
fossil record, not 1 specific generation.
Just
like there are bears with thick black fur, deer with short beige fur,
porcupines, flightless birds, armadillos.
1:33
PM Mr. Silver
Yes.
In
the grand scheme of things, we haven't discovered many dinosaurs, you know.
That's
why I'd be overjoyed about the jewelry thing. There has been life on
Earth so long that entire sentient cultures of appreciable tech
levels could have risen up, and fallen to completely disappear many
times.
1:50
PM Mr. Silver
I
keep being bitter about the Library of Alexandria
1:51
PM Mr. Blue
Is
that the one that was burned?
2:08
PM Mr. Silver
Bastages...
2:11
PM Mr. Silver
Though
I am, at this moment, tickled by the idea of going back in time only
to find out that all the collected knowledge of the ancient world was
just a few good pieces that other people mentioned being there in
other ancient works, and the rest of it was all stuff like comic
books, smut and boring accounting records.
(time
traveler) "Do me a favor...move all the stuff on this shelf out
of the building, and then hand me that lamp over there."
Mr.
Brown
What
is up with Ohio people kidnapping women?
9:00
AM Mr. Silver
What's
with anyone kidnapping anyone?
9:01
AM Mr. Brown
Well
yeah. But so far the ones I’ve heard of on the news in last 2
years have been Ohioans.
9:08
AM Mr. Silver
I'm
not sure when the ancient tradition of kidnapping your wife became
passe.
But
way back then was when the social acceptability of kidnapping ended.
9:09
AM Mr. Blue
You
can still kidnap your bride in parts of Asia.
9:10
AM Mr. Blue
Some
guy in California was let off the hook for abducting a woman because
he told the judge that was just part of his culture.
9:10
AM Mr. Silver
Hard
sell, but possible.
9:12
AM Mr. Blue
I
saw a VICE on bride kidnapping in Kazakhstan.
9:13
AM Mr. Blue
The
women weren't thrilled with the act, but it's hard to say if they
were just reacting the way they were expected to, or if they were
really upset. But within a day she was walking down the aisle with
the guy and seemed happy.
9:23
AM Mr. Silver
"Stockholm
Syndrome is still a traditional courting strategy in some 3rd world
countries."
