Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Day 235 - Man To Star In 'Iron Man 4', Mysteries Of The Atlantis Of Pennsylvania, "We Cold Read To Believe That We Are Not Alone - Nick Williamson", The Cow Was A Liberal Elitist, The Best Ice Cream On Earth, "In Heaven There Is No Queer, That's Why There's Queer Things Here", and NASA Hires Margiela To Develop The New 2014 Spacesuit Line

Mr. Brown
I saw Iron Man 3 yesterday.
It has Iron Man in it.
LOL
10:19 AM Mr. Gray
Ruined it for me, Mr. Brown!
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
SPOILERS!!!
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
I won't give spoilers. I know you guys want to see it.
We took Brown Junior to his first movie outing; got to see it in 3D.
He took his stuffed Iron Man with him, and wore an Iron Man shirt.
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Plush Man!
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
Yes
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
Shirt Man!
I think those were planned villains in the never-filmed next installment of the Tim Burton Batman series.
10:21 AM Mr. Brown
I will say the movie was good.
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
You're just RUINING it!!!
10:22 AM Mr. Brown
Junior watched the interesting parts.
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
Credits?
10:22 AM Mr. Brown
Action scenes
10:22 AM Mr. Silver
Oh
10:22 AM Mr. Blue
It was written by the guy that did Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, and apparently has the same quick, biting dialogue.
10:23 AM Mr. Brown
What? Iron Man 3?
10:23 AM Mr. Blue
Yeah.
10:23 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, it was biting.
lol
10:23 AM Mr. Blue
Dude's a fantastic writer.
10:23 AM Mr. Brown
Also helps that the man character is played by man character in Kiss Kiss Bang Bang.
lol
main
dang it
10:26 AM Mr. Silver
"A man played the man...he's played a man before.  Typecasting sucks."
10:27 AM Mr. Brown
lol



10:23 AM Mr. Green
10:23 AM Mr. Silver
Atlantis looks like dinosaur poo.
Also
Cool
(reads)
What?  No bubble city?
10:29 AM Mr. Blue
So Atlantis was apparently long before any known human civilization?
Or are they just saying this was once habitable land that sunk, and thus is "Atlantian"
10:29 AM Mr. Silver
They appear to be using "Atlantis" rather loosely here...hehe.
"You found Atlantis!"
"I didn't say Atlantis! I said 'A land mass'!"
"HEY EVERYBODY! HE JUST SAID THEY FOUND ATLANTIS!!!"
"NO!!!!!"
10:30 AM Mr. Blue
I guess old Route 422 through Moraine State Park is Pennsylvania’s Atlantis.
10:30 AM Mr. Brown
Yep.
10:30 AM Mr. Blue
"Farms and houses, far as the eye could see! Then one day...washed over."
10:30 AM Mr. Silver
It should be excavated and preserved so we can learn from their 422 culture.
10:31 AM Mr. Blue
Apparently they were very advanced. Central heating and cooling... internal combustion engines... advanced farming methods.
10:31 AM Mr. Silver
Plato said the 422ians could speak to each other over long distances using devices attached to wires.
10:32 AM Mr. Brown
They drove on this black lane thing that went through the middle and around buildings.
10:33 AM Mr. Brown
I found an artifact. Its made of glass and looks like it was filled with something.
Maybe they drank from it.
10:34 AM Mr. Blue
It says "MILLER" on it. We can call them the Millerite culture.
10:36 AM Mr. Silver
"This says 'High Life' on it too...look...it's a clue to their class structure.  This must be a beverage for the elites."
10:36 AM Mr. Brown
"HEY GUYS!!, this one says Coca on it. You think they snorted bottles of this?"
10:39 AM Mr. Blue
We found small figurines of a man nailed to a wooden cross inside most of the homes. We assume this was a toy the children played with.
10:41 AM Mr. Brown
Hmm. What is this white thing that is oval shaped with a lid.
maybe they hung it on the wall?
10:41 AM Mr. Silver
Obviously it fits on this ceremonial structure in this little room.
See, it has a hole to their underworld in it.
And if you tap on the silver handle, it sounds like it used to ring a bell in this top chamber.
Obviously not a chair...Who'd want a chair with two seats, one with a huge hole in it?



10:47 AM Mr. Brown
Would you lump ghost sensing with psychic abilities?
10:51 AM Mr. Silver
I would not lump the detection of ghosts with psychic ability, no.
10:52 AM Mr. Silver
That's like lumping cats with websites that feature cats.
With no websites, there are still cats and people see them.
10:53 AM Mr. Silver
(Psychic) "I see the cat playing the piano...it's pretty funny."
10:55 AM Mr. Brown
(Bad psychic) Hmm. What's your name? Ron? I knew that; just checking.
11:02 AM Mr. Blue
"I’m picking up a letter R in this area.. R.. R.." 
"...Uhh, my husband is named Robert." 
"Okay, it's you. Was there a death in the family recently?"
"My grandfather died a year ago."
"That's it. He's showing me something. It's a... like a bird or a dove or some kind of animal." 
"He liked cats."
"Yep, it's a cat. He's holding a cat and he wants you to know that he's okay and he loves you." 
*Person starts crying*
11:05 AM Mr. Brown
lol
11:05 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe...Cold Reader, skill level 1.



Mr. Brown
Knowing Mr. Silver, he is probably reading some news right now.
lol
11:23 AM Mr. Blue
Figures. Damned elitist.
11:24 AM Mr. Silver
(Just busy)
11:24 AM Mr. Blue
Always try'n ta educate himself. *spits* Dang liberals!
11:33 AM Mr. Silver
Lunch
11:33 AM Mr. Blue
Probably some kinda organic vegan slop I assume.
11:33 AM Mr. Silver
Doubt it.
(Later...)
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
Mmmm...elitist vegan slop.
Cows are vegan, right?
12:04 PM Mr. Brown
Cows are vegan, technically, unless the farmer feeds them their friends
lol
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Ick...bone meal.
Oh well...the bun and stuff around the leftover burger was vegan, I suppose.



12:35 PM Mr. Brown
So what is £54 compared to our currency?
12:37 PM Mr. Brown
Apparently somebody got charged that for just 4 ice creams.
lol
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
$83.84 Hope it's good F-n ice cream!
12:39 PM Mr. Brown
Wow!
Holy crap!
12:39 PM Mr. Silver
"We...don't call it that here at the creanery...but yes...we fly in the main flavoring component from the Vatican daily, and the cones are gold leafed."
12:42 PM Mr. Blue
Finished off with ruby sprinkles, and a napkin made out of the original Magna Carta.



8:54 AM Mr. Brown
Wow.  Reading this thing on Jackson.
Apparently, people said he told them God was talking to him.
That guy needed some help, not a new show.
LOL
8:59 AM Mr. Silver
Jesse Jackson? 
Andrew?
8:59 AM Mr. Brown
Michael.
9:00 AM Mr. Brown
I feel bad for Michael and the doc that killed him, honestly.
9:00 AM Mr. Silver
But he's finally normal again, after a fashion.
9:01 AM Mr. Blue
So God doesn't talk to you, Mr. Brown?
9:01 AM Mr. Silver
Mrs. Silver has pondered: "Do you suppose all these people hang out in Heaven?  He married Elvis's daughter.  Suppose Michael and Elvis get along?"
"I can picture it now.  (Elvis voice)  'Naw, man...Ah...Ah don' wanna hang out with you, Mickey, you're just... ...sorry man...' "
9:02 AM Mr. Blue
If we bring our pettiness and jealousy to Heaven, then I’d rather not go.  It'll be just like Earth.
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
(Sings) "Oooo baby do you know what that's worth?  Oooo Heaven's an alternate dimension of Earth!"



9:10 AM Mr. Blue
I love the one with the 3 on it.
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
"Now here we have the anthropomorphic saltshaker model..."
"Are these a bunch of holes in the top?"
"Well...yes, of course!"
"Won't that compromise the environmental envelope?"
"Only if the astronaut falls over."
"Then what happens?"
"Well, the astronaut is exposed to zero pressure and his remains 'spill' from the holes."
"And I suppose the other team members are trained to collect some and throw it over their left shoulders?"
"That's right, yeah."
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
Then there is the giant bubble with the arm and leg holes on the side.
9:17 AM Mr. Blue
If you encounter hostile life forms, you can just tuck your arms and legs into the salt shaker part, like a turtle.
If the life forms are sentient, they will probably be too busy laughing to be a threat.
9:19 AM Mr. Silver
I do like the “Sated Tick” suit too, yes.
9:21 AM Mr. Blue
9:22 AM Mr. Silver
AKA the “Fa-T Ch/X" suit.
Eww...space cameltoe...
9:22 AM Mr. Gray
That last one looks like it’s made of plastic bowls glued together.
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