Friday, January 2, 2015

320 - "To Boldly Go Where No One Will Survive", Stay Out Of The Drizzle!, The American Kingdom Of Pharaoh Bullashet II Of The Watalode Dynasty, and Mr. Brown Explains How Dasavey Happend Befor

3:00 PM Mr. Blue
I only found out recently that Michael Myers’ original mask was William Shatner, painted white.
3:00 PM Mr. Silver
Yes...heheh.
3:00 PM Mr. Blue
Which makes it hilarious.
3:02 PM Mr. Brown
Regis said Myers is killing people the whole time thinking they are Khan.
3:02 PM Mr. Blue
Sorry, sis, but I’ve.... GOT TO kill you.. with this.. KITCHEN knife.”
"Scotty... do we have any.. rusty chainsaws..?"
"Uhl dew muh bist t find ye ain, captain!"
3:19 PM Mr. Silver
Coming this October - "Halloween: Redshirts"
3:20 PM Mr. Brown
They could rework it and put red shirts on everybody.
3:20 PM Mr. Silver
"Captain's Log - I've beamed down to this strange Earthlike planet with approximately 7 billion crewmen.  I hope nothing happens. The headaches have started again.  Perhaps it's the alien atmosphere.  I'll have to kill Bones about it...I mean ASK Bones about it."
3:25 PM Mr. Brown
Psycho Trek”



Mr. Silver
Watching the original "The Fog" with Malcolm tonight...TV cut.
Funny movie.
I know it's a horror classic, and honestly the original story is quite good.
But man is it funny if you've seen it a few times.
10:04 AM Mr. Green
It was a cool story.
10:05 AM Mr. Silver
It has an actual authentic DOUBLE "Ooo, my ankle!" in it.
GOLD
I didn't see the remake. The comments on it weren't too kind.
10:06 AM Mr. Brown
I never watched the original but remember bits of the remake.
10:07 AM Mr. Silver
(fog starts pouring...glass door lights up...tattered human shadow appears, bearing giant hook...taps on glass...backs away...)
"Is anybody there?  Hello?"
Me "Um...you're clever enough that you'd better go outside and look around."
(Barbeau, shouting to the masses over the radio station) 
"Stay out of the fog!  There's something in the fog!"
(Guys 3 miles away look out...no fog...)
"What the hell is she blabbing about?  Play some music, Stevie!"
"Just change it."
"Yeah..."
Town of hundreds of people...all just vanish.  No cars, no walkers, no one at windows...
10:15 AM Mr. Brown
There was “The Mist” and “The Fog” done recently.
10:18 AM Mr. Blue
Both about water droplets suspended in air!
10:19 AM Mr. Blue
"From the producer of The Mist and The Fog comes... The Smog!"
10:19 AM Mr. Silver
(Barbeau) "Don't walk on the dew!  There's something in the dew!"
10:20 AM Mr. Brown
Don't go in the steam room! There's something in the steam room!”
10:21 AM Mr. Silver
"Stay out of the sauna!   There's a naked fat guy in the sauna!"
10:21 AM Mr. Brown
Don't go in the sweat lodge! There is a guy with strange things to smoke in the sweat lodge!”
Have they made a movie yet about a dust storm that has something in it causing the dust storm?
10:24 AM Mr. Silver
Probably.
Look for films with a "dust devil" theme.
10:25 AM Mr. Brown
Everything I’m finding are disaster films.
I want f-ing aliens and monsters in that shit.


Mr. Brown
I was watching a show on TV talked about the vikings discovering America.
Then they started talking about hidden tombs from Egyptians in the Grand Canyon.
11:25 AM Mr. Brown
Well, that link has a lot of hogwash in it, but some of it is what they were looking at.
11:27 AM Mr. Silver
Oh, I can't wait to read this...
11:34 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
11:35 AM Mr. Silver
What a load of dingos kidneys that Egyptian claim is.
11:35 AM Mr. Brown
I apologize. It was a poorly written page.
I should have read more before posting it.
LOL
11:36 AM Mr. Silver
Oh I enjoyed it.  Pure period claptrap.
11:39 AM Mr. Brown
Better.
11:41 AM Mr. Silver
"One of Crips was opened in the Grand Canyon to see if there were Mummies in them.”
To their surprise, the Crips contained Bloods.
This is a remarkable page o' poo.
Hehehe!
"The Smithsonian Archaelogist think that that this unfinished Egyptian Pyramid in the Grand Canyon...” …Isn't in the Grand Canyon or any other canyon, as evidenced by everything else in the photo.
Powell's cave is huge...stretches all the way to Southeast Asia.
11:52 AM Mr. Silver
"These Gold Artifacts from Kincaid Tunnel are the only Artifacts on display in the Smithsonian Institute at Washington DC. from the Grand Canyon...” ...and for some reason they are not made like any others of their type from ancient Egypt, are of bizarre size, and are displayed in the Smithsonian Museum Gift Shop.
11:52 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:55 AM Mr. Silver
I've seen Nefertiti's bust close up.
#1. It's gorgeous.
#2. it's stone not brass.
11:55 AM Mr. Brown
I like how at the bottom it points the finger at Egyptians for blocking Americans from knowing of any of this stuff. LOL
Prime minister Nubar Pasha of Egypt said don't publish anything about this and give us all our stuff!”
I keep seeing Buddhist and Indonesian statues on this site.
11:58 AM Mr. Blue
Since the time that this Egyptian Tunnel City was made, Archaelogist estimate the Colorado River has eroded another 300 feet lower.”
Why estimate, can't they just measure it?
12:00 PM Mr. Brown
Because this is all hogwash info from somebody sitting in a basement.
12:01 PM Mr. Silver
These particular ancient Egyptians—a culture known for painting and carving every damned thing in sight for thousands of years—apparently came to America as part of a 'don't carve and paint every damned thing in sight' environmental movement.
12:02 PM Mr. Blue
Maybe they carved the whole canyon.
12:06 PM Mr. Silver
I know if I was an ancient Egyptian and wanted to settle somewhere new, I'd travel thousands of miles in lots of reed boats across the Mediterranean and Atlantic, walk though some of the lushest territories I'd ever seen outside of the Nile Delta...ignore it all...find a desert worse than home, and live in a crudely cut tunnel.



(The following lines from Mr. Brown come to you unedited.  It's not always as bad as this or I'd never edit him at all.  I'm not sure what he was smoking that day. – Mr. Silver)
Mr. Brown
lets do another back to the futuer accept all dasavey
i can't spell that word
nor future
redoo dirty harry with old clint
Stop running you bastard , please don't make my day
9:01 AM Mr. Silver
What is dasavey?
9:01 AM Mr. Brown
dasaview
days a vue
lol
9:02 AM Mr. Silver
Deja vu?
9:02 AM Mr. Brown
yes
9:03 AM Mr. Silver
Deja vu?
9:05 AM Mr. Brown
yes
wait
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
;-)
9:06 AM Mr. Brown
i don't remember if they ever hit on that in back to the future
you saw things that happend befor unfold
but never a deja vu
i think he said it
9:16 AM Mr. Silver
I have this strange feeling like we've had this conversation before, and it didn't make sense then either.
9:17 AM Mr. Brown
made sense in the third dimension
9:17 AM Mr. Silver
Like it was all disjointed and typo-filled, with vague references to characters and stuff no one could ever put in context.
Mr. Blue
I think Marty experienced deja vu when he went back to the dance in 1955 to help himself out in BttF 2.
Marty 1 was on stage playing... Marty 2 was behind him.
9:18 AM Mr. Brown
in that other dimension
of the same evenst
events
9:19 AM Mr. Silver
It's not really deja vu when you clearly already experienced everything.
9:19 AM Mr. Blue
True.
Sometimes when I get deja vu I assume I actually did the same thing before and I'm just remembering. Like if I get deja vu at work talking to an agent, I'll just think to myself "I probably talked to this same person about this same issue at some point."
And I probably did.
9:20 AM Mr. Silver
Deja vu is more like remembering something that hasn't happened yet.
I consider it evidence of fluidity of temporal awareness and the ability of the mind to observe its own universe as well as nearby alternate ones.
The theory probably makes these super realistic dreams I've had in the past few years a whole lot freakier to me than any unenlightened reality shifter.
Them "I had a weird dream!"
Me "I shifted universes!  Thank God I got back again!"
9:24 AM Mr. Brown
When i experience it , most of the time its somthing i predicted
then it happens and i remember
9:25 AM Mr. Blue
It could also be just a mild symptom of what, in large doses, becomes schizophrenia.
9:25 AM Mr. Silver
I haven't had a case of garden variety deja vu for a long time.
However, I remember one incident clearly because I'd been going through a period where they'd been happening often, and I was determined to try to break one when I got the feeling.
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
I was working on math homework and everything synced: Where I was doing it, lighting, people there, stuff in view, and I “remembered” that I got/would get the problem wrong and write a 4 instead of the correct answer.
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
This all came in a flash, but it was the feeling I'd been waiting for and I fought my hand to move differently.
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
Then the feeling was over and gone.
9:27 AM Mr. Silver
I looked down at my paper, and discovered in my struggle that I had scratched out...a 4.
"Crap!"