Mr. Blue
DC
legalized recreational marijuana?
8:50
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah.
8:50
AM Mr. Blue
So,
it's official? Or it needs further approval?
8:51
AM Mr. Amethyst
Official.
8:51
AM Mr. Blue
Cool
beans.
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
(Washington
Post) "Houses of Congress, Cabinet, and Supreme Court Breathe
Collective Sighs of Relief, Light Up."
"We're
so glad the ol' 'smoke filled room' part of politics can be out in
the open now," states anonymous congressman.
8:59
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
“President
Barack "Snoop" Obama has been seen enjoying the Rasta
life.”
9:00
AM Mr. Silver
Hehehe
Mr. Amethyst
(sings)
I
was gonna sign your bill...then I got high
Was
gonna go to the UN...then I got high
Forgot
to bomb ISIS to Hell, and I know why!
Because
I got high, because I got high, because I got hiiiiighhhhh
La
da da da da da
9:10
AM Mr. Silver
"Dramatic
increase in bill texts beginning with variations of 'wouldn't it be
awesome if'."
9:10
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
“Michelle's
sudden shift from health food to snacks has children rejoicing.”
8:15
AM Mr. Silver
I
hate this stupid earworm...
"Night
Moves".
8:16
AM Mr. Blue
Yuck.
8:16
AM Mr. Silver
I
hate having a song I don't like stuck in my head.
8:16
AM Mr. Brown
Working
on night moves.
8:17
AM Mr. Blue
Seger's
got some catchy tunes, but that isn't one of them.
8:17
AM Mr. Silver
Honestly
I find it kind of pathetic.
I
consider it in my head...doubt his story.
"Try'n
ta get to second base...Oooo....second base..."
So
he was a teenager in 1962 and owned a '60 Chevy? Not too bad.
“Spent
all my money and then she was gone...funny how the girl moves
on...Oooo...”
8:17
AM Mr. Blue
Heh...
in Space Mutiny when those dudes are getting hypnotized by the
Valerians and their supervisor walks in and interrupts them:
"What's
going on in here?!"
"We
were just working on our night moves, sir."
8:18
AM Mr. Silver
I
also always mock/hear line three as "She was a big black beauty
with blood in her stool".
No
idea what made me think it the first time, but there it is...it's
permanently stuck there after all these years.
8:23
AM Mr. Silver
LOL
"Night
Moves" is featured in the episode Meg Stinks! in season 12 of
Family Guy; Peter Griffin states that the song, as are all of Bob
Seger's songs, is about bowel movements.
8:23
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
"Turn
the Page" is a metaphor about toilet paper.
"Against
the Wind"? You guessed it.
8:26
AM Mr. Brown
The
way he sings, I think he has lots of night moves that don't go well.
“Working
on my man boobs”
8:28
AM Mr. Silver
Sounds
like he does better with his movements than Joe Cocker in that
regard.
8:31
AM Mr. Silver
"I
get by, with a little help, from Ex-Lax...OOO ooo...Gonna try, with a
little help, from Ex-Lax..."
(Incidentally,
Joe just died of lung cancer, like, today. This particular line was
written a long time ago, and now I have to post this later so as not
to seem like I was kicking a dead man right after he joined the choir
invisible. - Mr. Silver)
[Hated
his version of that song. Sorry Joe. - Mr. Silver]
9:08
AM Mr. Blue
Wahlberg
will be the 6 Million Dollar Man.
9:09
AM Mr. Brown
Yep
New
name: 6 Billion
9:09
AM Mr. Blue
Heh,
yeah.
Imagine
what the literal 6 million dollar man would have for technology.
"We
got you different pairs of Google Glass depending on your outfit, and
pants that dry themselves!"
9:12
AM Mr. Brown
Here
is one gold and diamond coated iPhone.
9:13
AM Mr. Silver
I
thought they were going to do that for a comedy a while back
Jim
Carrey vehicle? What you could actually get for 6 million?
They
probably skipped it because you couldn't actually get anything for
it.
"So
he's basically worse."
"Well...I
mean he's not dead and has the prosthetics now."
"This
is depressing. If there was a God, Steve should have just
died."
9:15
AM Mr. Blue
"We
replaced your arm with a very realistic prosthetic... Now go defeat
those terrorists."
9:16
AM Mr. Brown
“We
have put a very strong mechanical leg on you now kick that ball.”
Thwack
CRUNCH
“Oops.
We miscalculated the stress on the live parts of your body sorry.”
9:18
AM Mr. Blue
He
could also be covered in ads to offset the costs.
"We
replaced your left eye with a donkey's!"
"But
there was nothing wrong with my eye before!"
9:19
AM Mr. Brown
“You
now have a pig heart just because.”
9:21
AM Mr. Blue
"Listen...uh...doctor...?"
"Wengele.
Brosef Wengele."
9:37
AM Mr. Silver
Nice
one.
9:40
AM Mr. Silver
"Jerry
Seinfeld stars in "The Six-Million Dollar Mensch"."
(bass
tones...George and Jerry standing in the kitchenette)
Jerry
"New leg?"
George
"Yeah."
J
"What do you need a new leg for?"
G
"Why can't I get a new leg if I want a new leg?"
J
"I'm just wondering what was wrong with the old leg."
G
"There wasn't anything wrong with it."
J
"Was it the color? I'll bet it was the color."
G
"It wasn't the color. I just liked the new leg."
(Kramer
bursts in) "Jerr...I need to borrow an eye."
J
"Top shelf. Check the new leg out."
Kramer
"Nice color. What was wrong with the old one?"
9:47
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
(and
so on for 20 more minutes until George walks in with the old leg)
George
"There! You happy? I returned the new leg and got my old one back!"
Elaine
"Eeeehhh...bad color."
Jerry
"Totally."
11:47
AM Mr. Blue
11:52
AM Mr. Silver
(bass
tones Jerry and George in the kitchen)
Jerry
"So I'm thinking I'm on the autism spectrum."
George
"Hmm."
J
"Hmm."
...
G
"Why do they call it spectrum? Is that a color thing?"
J
"I do believe it is a color thing."
G
"Hmm...Autism has colors?"
J
"Could be."
...
G
"What color do you suppose your autism is?"
J
"Good question. It's not a fear thing."
G
"So it wouldn't be yellow."
J
"Right!"
...
G
"So what is it?"
J
"I dunno, mostly a social awkwardness...conversation thing?
Kinda stilted...trouble with body language."
G
"So...like this conversation right now."
J
"Right! Right..."
G
"So...pink?"
J
"Pink."
G
"I think so."
J
"I have pink autism."
G
"Right."
J
"Huh! Makes sense!"
G
"Makes sense."
(Elaine
comes out of bathroom)
G
"Jerry is pink."
Elaine
"So are you."
12:04
PM Mr. Brown
George
"Do you think Kramer is on the spectrum?"
12:08
PM Mr. Blue
Jerry
"Oh he's *definitely* on the spectrum."
Kramer
"Yep! Definitely on the spectrum, baby!"
12:09
PM Mr. Silver
Elaine
"What spectrum? You guys been reading makeup tips in Cosmo again?"
Jerry
"The autism spectrum."
E
"Oooooooh... Autism has a spectrum?"
12:10
PM Mr. Brown
Elaine
"Well, if Kramer is on the autism spectrum too, then what color
is he?"
...
Jerry
"You know that color the road crews wear on their vests?"
12:13PM
Mr. Silver
(20
minutes later, Elaine in the office overhears the black/asian
couple talking about their son having autism)
Elaine
"Oh, really? What color is he?"
Couple
"ExCUSE me!?!?!"
12:14
PM Mr. Silver
Honestly,
I’d watch both of these episodes...
