Ms.
Rose
The
world does need to understand serenity. Naked serenity. :P
Mr.
Silver
"Authorities
have therefore added the caveat 'unless the exposed individual is,
like, totally hot'."
This
sorta thing always reminds me about the standup - "I went to a
nude beach recently, and it's not what you think. I mean, you hear
'nude beach' and you picture stuff on the Playboy Channel. But it's
not like the Playboy Channel. It's more like...The Discovery
Channel..."
Ms.
Rose
Hahaha!
Mr.
Brown
What
they need is specific nude beaches.
Mr.
Silver
Ratings?
Mr.
Brown
Like
18-25 nude beach
Mr.
Blue
Probably
mostly old dudes anyway
Mr.
Brown
Yep
Leather
skinned saggy old dudes
Waiting
for the first woman to walk out
Topless
beaches are where its at.
Mr.
Silver
(cutout
of above average healthy couple) "You must be at least as hot as
us to enter this beach!"
Mr.
Blue
It's
not really a sexual setting so I don't see the appeal
Mr.
Brown
Freeing
experience
Mr.
Blue
Even
an attractive person isn't going to look great in a crowded area
covered in sand and smelling like the ocean
Mr.
Brown
But
yeah, you don't want to be staring at not-good-looking things
Ms.
Rose
Why
restrict it to just beaches? Let's have nude amusement parks, nude
grocery stores, entire nude towns! Welcome to Nudeyville!
Mr.
Brown
Well,
I mean, yeah nude is only a issue cause we make it one.
Mr.
Silver
I'd
just like to mention that Naturalists have communes and such.
Ms.
Rose
"The
Kumkop General Foodstuff Factory for Sportspersons" sounds like
a Dr. Suess book.
Mr.
Blue
They're
liable to break their teeth on 'em
Mr.
Silver
"The
Daily, published by the association of North Korean residents in
Japan, said in a report from Pyongyang that “food” had proved a
hit."
Ms.
Rose
LOL
Mr.
Silver
"This
is the best thing we've ever eaten. What is it?"
Mr.
Silver
"Popular
dimwit has munchies so bad he eats a bullet"
I'm
guessing the toxicology report is going to reveal it wasn't the
candy.
Mr.
Blue
Shouldn't
make candy marijuana
Cuz
nobody wants just 1
That's
like those gummy vitamins
If
I bought those I'd probably OD on vitamins
Who
has the discipline to eat anything but the whole damned bag?
Mr.
Silver
"Marijuana
Pringles...come in a jumbo over sized tube with a speck of THC on
each."
Mr.
Blue
That'd
be a good idea
1
tube = approximately 1 joint
Mr.
Silver
And
a full tummy
Mr.
Blue
Yep
Kinda
like black forest cake. "Wanna get blitzed? Eat 5 slices."
Ms.
Rose
Marijuana
Skittles: Taste the Rainbow...Literally.
Mr.
Silver
"Eat
the entire rainbow"
Mr.
Brown
Mr.
Silver
Yes...he'd
be rather tall
Mr.
Amethyst
lol
Mr.
Brown
Kind
of surprised we have not found anything left of that colossus
Mr.
Amethyst
Sneaky
buggers
Mr.
Brown
If
it sunk into the harbor you would think we could find something
Mr.
Silver
The
metal would have been far too valuable not to melt down to make into
new stuff.
Mr.
Brown
“I
found a finger”
“Dude
that's not his finger”
(Realizes. Drops
back in water)
Mr.
Silver
Hehe
"Now
we know why he was called The Colossus"
Mr.
Blue
The
Colossus of Rhodes?
It
probably wasn't as big as advertised for one
"Your
mast must be this short to enter the harbor."
The
Alexandria lighthouse was probably cool and probably not
exaggerated.. or did not need exaggeration.
Arguably
the first skyscraper
Ms.
Rose
At
least you're halfway done! Yes..? :'(
Mr.
Silver
For
the most part
I've
had 2 days this week where I can't make anything work. Real soul
crushers if you have a strand of paranoia in your personality.
(ego)
"It has to be me! I must be incompetent!"
(id)
"You should flee or flip out."
(super-ego)
"Just...calm down..."
(ego)
"I need to fix it or they'll get me"
(id)
"If you try they'll get you"
(super-ego)
"Now look, that's just stupid."
Ms.
Rose
(Katzenjammer)
We have no place for your ego-super ego-id distinctions.
*crack
whip* Back to work, slave!
Mr.
Silver
(id)
"AUGH! I defy you! Ok...."
(ego)
"Ok... I defy you! AUGH! ...but Ok..."
Ms.
Rose
Freud
would be soooo disappointed in you. Just sayin'...
:P
Mr.
Silver
Freud
sounds like he was disappointed in everyone.
"Sigmund...you
can't call every
development stage the 'Ew Gross' stage."
"Silence,
mother!"
"I'm
your wife..."
"Uh...hehehe..."
Ms.
Rose
That
should totally be a book title. “Silence, Mother! (I'm Your Wife.)
Heheh: The Philosophy of Sigmund Freud as it Pertains to Modern IT
Employees by Mr. Silver”
Mr.
Silver
I
need to write shorter books...
Ms.
Rose
Longer
books, shorter titles.
Mr.
Silver
Well
I'm not managing to get my little one done as it is.
My
second one I haven't even finished. And it's a good bit bigger
Ms.
Rose
Yeah,
but is the title 37 words long? That's the important part. The long
titles give you the Amazon rankings, kid. *puffs cigar*
More
words to show up in Boolean searches. :P
Mr.
Silver
Just
need to write all the most popular terms, huh?
Ms.
Rose
“Porn
Book: Plane Crash Pilot Story of ISIS and Taylor Swift's Grumpy Cat”
by Mr. Silver.
It
could work...
Mr.
Silver
“Popular
Search Results: The One Weird Trick You Only Understand if Kendal
Jenner Selena Gomez Taylor Swift Nude” by Mr. Silver
Ms.
Rose
Even
better.
Mr.
Silver
I
put stuff like that in the blog as an experiment once
Long
time back we discussed it
Talked
about getting sued and such
I
said "we just need to say it in such a way that we can't"
I
came up with”
Wouldn't
it be great if we could put up a "Katy Perry Sex Tape" to
generate hits?
It
still
gets hits
The
next blog entry was us making fun of the people that searched it.
Not
many hits, mind you, but any spike was fun.
Ms.
Rose
Fun
with web algorithms. Awesome!
Ms.
Rose
Almost
too strange to be true:
http://www.reuters.com/article/2015/03/30/us-usa-pennsylvania-tombstone-idUSKBN0MQ2BT20150330
Mr.
Silver
"The
stoner (sic) toppled without warning in the soft spring ground."
"...pushing
over the tombstone. The stoner was quoted as reacting: 'Duuuude!'"
Ms.
Rose
I
bet the mother-in-law laughed her butt off in the afterlife.
Mr.
Silver
Took
her spirit that many years to build up to the one big shove
Last
words "You...your...m....mama...w...was...always...a... ... ...
a BITCH!"
(flips
off Heaven...reconsiders...re-points to the ground...expires.)
Ms.
Rose
"I've
told you for the last time. I want lilies on my grave, not
marigolds!" *thump*
Mr.
Silver
"The
caretaker revealed that the mother-in-law had purchased stones for
the Woytak's many years before, engraved with 'Disappointment' for
Mrs and 'Never Good Enough' for Mr."
Mr. Blue
Anything
I read or learn that's pre-1500 I always consider with a grain of
salt no matter how certain we are of it.
Mr.
Silver
Its
an interesting mix, again, of cultural/temporal-centrism.
"Ancient
people were ancient, therefore stupid"
Funny
how such dim bulbs came up with stuff we still can't figure out, eh?
Mr.
Blue
Which
is why its so insane to me that people believe something that's 2,000
years old without any question
We
don't even know if Robin Hood was a real person or not.
Mr.
Silver
There
are 2000 year old written records
Heck, there
are 7000 year old written records
Mr.
Blue
Yes,
there's censuses and tax records written by people that fudged and
smudged and made mistakes
Mr.
Silver
As for Robin, I
tend to go with the James Bond theory of Robin Hood
It
was such a good persona that a bunch of people did it
Mr.
Blue
There's
probably always someone stealing from the rich and giving to the poor
Mr.
Silver
Yup
Mr.
Blue
If
he's poor and he's giving it to himself, that applies
Mr.
Silver
heh
Bandit...gave
some poor people a bit of money and kept the rest.
Mr.
Blue
Good
networking... "Have some of my take and tell me when the next fancy carriage comes
through here."
Mr.
Silver
Bonnie
and Clyde were Robin & Marian
Mr.
Blue
More
like Will & Grace
Mr.
Silver
Heh
