(A short one, but we're striking while the iron is hot with this one just to watch if it spikes. Don't be mad at us if you're searching this stuff. - Mr. Silver)
12:56
PM Mr. Silver
Had
one of those bizarre blog weeks again.
1
here...1 there...1 here...1 there...0...0...25!...0...1 here...1
there...
12:58
PM Mr. Brown
Jennifer
Naked
See
what that gets us.
LOL
1:00
PM Mr. Blue
What?
1:01
PM Mr. Brown
Lookin'
for hits.
1:01
PM Mr. Blue
Ohhh
1:01
PM Mr. Silver
I
doubt "Jennifer naked" is going to get hits.
1:01
PM Mr. Brown
OK,
“Jennifer Lawrence naked”.
1:01
PM Mr. Silver
There
are issues with that too...over saturation.
1:02
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
we'd probably be on page 1000.
1:16
PM Mr. Silver
Hey...I
think I know what would do.
1:21
PM Mr. Blue
We
would need things someone might search for that wouldn't necessarily
yield many results.
“ufos
+ new evidence”
1:22
PM Mr. Silver
No.
"Star
Wars VII". Not only did filming just finish, but Anthony Daniels says
“it's better than Empire Strikes Back”.
So
your scheme from over break, Mr. Blue, turns from celebrity stuff
into "Torrent" "leaked Star Wars VII"
1:23
PM Mr. Blue
That
could work.
Use
the new title... “The Force Awakens”.
1:51
PM Mr. Silver
So
"Torrent" "Star Wars VII" "Stolen"
“Leaked” "Full film" "The Force Awakens"
Anything
else to lure the suckers?
1:51
PM Mr. Blue
“Harrison
Ford injured on set”
1:51
PM Mr. Silver
Nah...been
done.
"Han
Solo Death Scene"?
And
we can leave this little bit in:
You
so-called fanboys should be ashamed of yourselves for trying to
"download Star Wars VII The Force Awakens"
1:57
PM Mr. Blue
Carrie
Fisher becomes Jabba the Hutt
1:57
PM Mr. Silver
We
already saw that happen to her.
1:57
PM Mr. Blue
“The
Force Awakens” “Sex Scene” Chewy and C3PO
1:57
PM Mr. Silver
I
wonder if she's slimmed back down for this...I haven't see a recent
photo of her.
1:58
PM Mr. Blue
I
read they hired trainers and nutritionists for her and Hamill.
1:58
PM Mr. Silver
"Tupac
hologram trick recreate Alec Guinness Obiwan Kenobi Star Wars VII"
2:08
PM Mr. Brown
Yes,
she slimmed back down.
She
is still old though.
2:09
PM Mr. Silver
She
couldn't very well be younger.
2:10
PM Mr. Brown
I’m
saying she did not age well.
I
guess I could have just said that.
LOL
She
actually had a chance to age well but F'd it up.
Mark
Hamill, we all knew he was fugly and only going to get fuglier.
2:20
PM Mr. Silver
Smashing
up his golden boy looks was not his greatest career move, some might
say.
2:21
PM Mr. Blue
How'd
he smash 'em up?
He
started to look rough in 5 and 6... like his eyes were sunken in.
2:23
PM Mr. Silver
He
was in a car accident and they needed to explain the change...thus
his beating by the claws of a wampa followed by frostbite in
Empire Strikes Back.
2:26
PM Mr. Blue
Ahh...
I didn't know that.
(Oh what the heck...one more for Mr. Brown: "Jennifer Lawrence naked in Star Wars The Force Awakens" - Mr. Silver)
