Ms.
Rose
Not
to completely change the subject, but everyone needs to drop what
they are doing and go vote for this RIGHT NOW.
Mr.
Silver
Uh...(looks)
Mr.
Blue
Heheh
I'd
like “Dunston Checks In”... in Lego form.
Mr.
Silver
I've
never actually seen “Dunstan Checks In”
Mr.
Blue
It
was one of those movies that was on a lot when I had whooping cough,
so I know it word for word.
It's
not good
Ms.
Rose
The
Golden Girls. In LEGOS! This is seriously the most exciting thing
I've heard about in months.
Mr.
Silver
While
I admit I liked the show, can't we do something reasonable and more
massively appealing with it? Like a “Call of Duty” mod?
I'd
like the clips and characters in something like “Left 4 Dead”
too.
Audience
laughter?
Smarmy
quips?
"Why
doncha date 'em all, Blanche?"
(BLAM
BLAM BLAM!)
"They
aren't my type."
"ALL
of them?"
"In
Saint Olaf we'd do this every Winter" (flamethrower to crowd of
zombies)
Ms.
Rose
Bwaahahahaha!
Mr.
Silver
"Sicily
'43... You want to talk to me about an infestation, Dorothy? That was
an infestation. This is Saturday night at Walgreens."
(BOOM!)
"Will
you give it a rest, ma? It's bad enough!"
(Ratatatatatat!!!)
Ms.
Rose
(Rose):
I thought "headshot" was something you need to do
modeling.” (BOOM! HEADSHOT!)
LOL
Mr.
Silver
Hehe
"Just
stay back and let me do it! You girls couldn't schmooze your way out
of a wax museum. Hey! Buster! Over here!"
(pulls
chainsaw, cuts zombie in half)
"Shady
Pines, ma! Shady Pines!"
"Yeah
yeah..."
Mr.
Blue
Check
the name of this client - (pastes)
Mr.
Silver
AUGH!!!!!
Another
for the “For God's Sake Just Change It” files. Hehe.
"The
Fagspotter family, always early adopters, changed their name in the
1940s with the invention of military radar."
Mr.
Blue
They
asked me what I thought about their wifi issues.
"Well...is
there anything in the house that might be interfering with the
frequency? Some sort of radio-based detection system? Something that
might react in a negative way to...oh...microwaves...static
electricity...gender identity?"
Mr.
Silver
Heheh
“My
supervisor? Sure! Just a moment!”
Mr.
Brown
Mr.
Silver
Funny...because
of the perfect orientation, I always thought the screens in the table
in “2001” were built in.
Mr.
Blue
I
thought they were, but they were meant to look like a magazine.
Mr.
Brown
These
predictions are neat.
Mr.
Silver
I
like the “hour before the bombing” one:
"Sometime
in the next year...did I say year? I'm always doing that. Week.
Jebus! I meant DAY. ... Damn...I'll start again..."
"OK...So
sometime in the next-” (BOOOOOOOOM!!!)
“Hour!
That was it!"
Mr.
Brown
I
do believe that even when something is predicted, it does not mean
you can't keep it from happening. Or lessen it.
Mr.
Silver
The
trick being you can't know it's right until it's too late to prevent
or lessen it, or that your efforts to do so don't cause the event...
Ms.
Rose
That's
called the Cassandra Complex, I think.
The
agony of foreknowledge without the ability to do anything about it.
Mr.
Silver
I
have this complex...
Ms.
Rose
You
and me both, Mr. Silver.
Mr.
Silver
I
have the version where people ask me for advice and information. I
give it, I'm right, and I'm rejected or ignored.
And
yes, I'd do predictions as part of my services.
See
"Cassandra"
Mr.
Brown
I
predict I'm leaving
LATER
ALL
Ms.
Rose
Time
for lunch. (But I bet you knew that...) Byeeee! :D
Mr.
Blue
I
predict Mr. Brown will have beer tonight
Mr.
Brown
Good
prediction
But
its easy to predict when you know said person is an alcoholic
Hehe
Mr.
Silver
I'm
totally predictable that way... Won't tip at it being an addiction
though. I just like it. I don't feel compelled or driven to have any,
and if I don't, (shrug).
Mr.
Brown
I
choose to drink.
Mr.
Silver
"I
drink therefore I am"
Mr.
Silver
“Dutch
Prostitute Takes Banking Job For Insurance, Tax Records”
“Additional
benefits of her sideline job was a small supplementary income,
expense account, and free use of a company car.”
Our
reporter asked her about her motivations...“Honestly there wasn’t
a lot of business during the day, so I started with the bank to fill
time because I was bored. When will this be published? I like the
free advertising."
$551,000
a year hobby...I think she'll be fine losing the bank job.
Mr.
Blue
Her
eyes look like a glass shower door
Mr.
Silver
Yes...quite
the alluring feature. No one would ever recognize her from the rest
of the picture.
Hehe
Mr.
Blue
"We
won't use her real name for privacy reasons so lets call her J.
Vanderboten.... wait that's too obvious, let's just call her Julianne
V."
Mr.
Blue
I
watched the original “King Kong”
It
was on TCM. Pretty good for its time
Mr.
Silver
Yes
Mr.
Brown
KONG
KONG
DONKEY
Mr.
Blue
It
is probably one of the first (if not the first) like, blockbuster
type movie that has everything.
Mr.
Silver
"Nay!
T'was beauty killed the beast!"
(REPORTER
RHUBARB!!! RHUBARB!! 'What a crock of-' RHUBARB!!! 'Oh plea-'
RHUBARB!")
The
End
Adolf
Hitler's favorite movie.
Not
sure if that's apocryphal or true, but it's a trivia I recall about
it.
Mr.
Brown
I'm
sure he did like it.
Mr.
Blue
It's
the “Jurassic Park: of its time.
Mr.
Silver
They
show the “Fay Wray gets her top torn off” version?
Mr.
Blue
I
don't think so.
Mr.
Brown
Not
on TCM
Mr.
Silver
I
know they shot it...not sure anyone shows it.
Mr.
Brown
I
know the 80s remake has boobs
Mr.
Silver
That's
the 80s
Care
Bears movies had boobs...
Mr.
Brown
Happy
Boobs Bear
Mr.
Silver
"I'm
Happy Boobs Bear!"
"Ohhhh...is
THAT what your symbol is? Ok...that makes sense."
Ms.
Rose
Wow...
you step away from chat for a few minutes and suddenly Care Bears
have boobs. My childhood has been shattered.
Mr.
Amethyst
Hitler
loved King Kong, and Carebears have tatas
Ms.
Rose
LOL
Mr.
Silver
OK,
it went a little overboard, but if we're being honest... There IS
Cheetara
Mr.
Brown
Hitler
had Tatas
Ms.
Rose
Hitler
had tatas and King Kong ate Care Bears...wha?
I
think King Kong *was* a Care Bear. But he grew too large and
monkey-ish and they kicked him out. That's why he's so pissed all the
time...
Mr.
Brown
He
didn't fit in the cloud car any more
Mr.
Blue
Apparently,
Hitler also liked “Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs”
Mr.
Silver
Snow White have tatas? Maybe there's a pattern here with Hitler.
Finishing
up the thought though...this is what us red blooded boys were treated to in the first
episode of Thundercats in the 80s:
Because...80s...
Mr.
Brown
Those
cats are anatomically incorrect
Where
are all the nipples? Meaning: where are the 6 nipples?
Mr.
Silver
No
one has a shirt at all in episode 1, and apparently the race is into
perfectly-matching fur panties with belts.
Ms.
Rose
I
freakin' LOVED the Thundercats.
It's
not like the show gave any of us red-blooded 80's girls the wrong
impression about males, either:
If
Lion-o were actually that, um, big...he wouldn't be able to walk!
Am-I-right?
Mr.
Brown
They
do seem to be extremely good at making hidden underwear
Its
ninja underwear
Mr.
Amethyst
Ninj-derwear
Mr.
Brown
"TA
TAS... TA TAS... TA TAS... HOOOO!!!!
