349 - "There's Infinite Room For J-E-L-L-O", Little Orphan Annie Thorsdottir, Mr. Brown's Aunt Is Allergic To Colon, "How Does A Kiwi Pronounce 'Waitangi' then?", Great Squirts Forward In High Speed Vehicle Design, and Robin & I Are Feeling Off Balance

11:11 AM Ms. Rose

*waves*

11:12 AM Mr. Amethyst

Hello

11:13 AM Mr. Brown

jello

11:17 AM Ms. Rose

"There's always room for J-E-L-L-O!"

11:18 AM Mr. Brown

Are you supposed to chew Jell-O?

11:19 AM Ms. Rose

No. The proper way to eat Jell-O is to squish it back and forth between your teeth until it basically turns to Kool-Aid.

11:39 AM Mr. Silver

If there is always room for Jell-O...

Well...the physics implications become quite interesting.

Is Jell-O, for instance, a delicious extra-dimensional projection of a black hole singularity?

Or

Is it an apparently dense substance that does, in fact, have only a virtual mass?

11:40 AM Ms. Rose

Jell-O can expand and contract, like the universe.

11:41 AM Ms. Rose

Black-Hole-Berry flavor

11:43 AM Mr. Brown

I shall reject your forces and become liquid once more.

11:46 AM Mr. Silver

What about the storage potential?

People will put mini marshmallows in Jell-O, for instance.

How many will fit?

I mean...do they become part of the Jell-O matrix?

11:48 AM Mr. Brown

They become encased by it.

I believe as many marshmallows as you can fit in a container will still be the number when Jell-O is added as well.

11:48 AM Mr. Silver

So there's infinite room for Jell-O, but not what it's adulterated by.

11:49 AM Mr. Silver

They say there's no such thing as a perfect vacuum...even if on paper you can have one. Perhaps theoretically perfect Jell-O is similarly unachievable.

12:03 PM Ms. Rose

Jell-O shots, regardless of color, can create interesting opportunities for science when consumed en masse.

12:05 PM Mr. Amethyst

^

12:06 PM Mr. Amethyst

Generally in the form of ..."Jell-Ohhhh baaaa-by!"

12:09 PM Mr. Brown

I have consumed a whole tray of Jell-O shots before.

12:10 PM Mr. Silver

Well, there's always room for them.

12:31 PM Mr. Brown

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2939595/Game-Thrones-actor-played-Mountain-World-s-Strongest-Viking-smashes-1-000-year-old-record-carrying-1-433lbs-log.html

12:47 PM Mr. Blue

The girl in the picture w/ the Game of Thrones guy is Annie Thorsdottir...whose name literally means "Thor’s daughter".

12:48 PM Mr. Amethyst

She need any help making Thorsgrandottir?

12:48 PM Mr. Blue

Hahaha

12:57 PM Mr. Silver

I believe I watched her compete on one of those weird sports competition shows where they do like 20 bizarre events.

12:59 PM Mr. Blue

Crossfit?

She does Crossfit games

1:00 PM Mr. Silver

Crossfit, ja!

The chinups were a prime memory.

1:01 PM Mr. Blue

Crossfit chinups are a joke.

"Kipping" pullups.

Basically full body spasms that use every muscle but what they're supposed to target.

Bruce Lee didn't get that cobra back by doing kipping pullups.

1:02 PM Mr. Silver

"Wellllll...it's like chin-ups, but involves whipping like a flag, or someone trying to shake a biting snake off of their ass."

1:02 PM Mr. Blue

Yep.

1:03 PM Mr. Silver

Bah...break time.

I was just about to start composing lyrics for "Annie Thorsdottir" Starring Annie Thorsdottir as 'Little Orphan Annie Thorsdottir'.

1:04 PM Mr. Blue

"Bet your 1 rep squat max that tomorrow... there'll be curls..."

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

"It's the hard pec life - for us!"

"It's the hard ab life - for us!"

1:07 PM Mr. Blue

"'stead of dinner we do dips. 'stead of snacking we do squats!"

1:07 PM Mr. Silver

Nice!

(Warning, parts of the following text from Mr. Brown are exceptionally un-edited.  [He's not usually so bad] - Mr. Silver)

2:40 PM Mr. Blue

Peanut allergies are weird.

My mom is allergic to peanuts but her throat just gets itchy.

She doesn't die if she's within 10 feet of them.

2:44 PM Mr. Blue

How come people aren't deathly allergic to bananas or jelly beans?

2:45 PM Mr. Brown

I was allergic to Swiss cheese at one time. My mouth would get itchy.

I just kept eating it until the itching finally stopped.

2:48 PM Mr. Blue

There are less food allergies in developing worlds.

3:01 PM Mr. Brown

What about people allergic to wifi?

3:04 PM Mr. Brown

My aunt cannot handle sented candels and strong colon or purfum. Gives her a migrane

3:04 PM Mr. Blue

Me? I love a strong colon.

3:04 PM Mr. Brown

i cannpt spell thaqt ever

3:04 PM Ms. Rose

A strong colon is essential to good health. ROFL

Strong cologne on the other hand...not so much.

3:05 PM Mr. Brown

ah its the g and da e i forget

colongggggneeeeee\

3:05 PM Mr. Blue

Mr. Brown's colon smells so strong, everyone knows when he's in the building!

3:05 PM Ms. Rose

HA!

3:06 PM Mr. Blue

He was a little late today because he was finishing up his bowel of cereal

10:01 AM Mr. Silver

Hey! it's Waitangi Day!

(looks up Waitangi Day)

10:02 AM Mr. Brown

New Zealand

10:04 AM Mr. Silver

This sure ain't no US “4th o' July”...

10:11 AM Mr. Silver

(Me interviewing Princess Chelsea) "Well...mostly we sleep in. Go to the beach. We put a flag up. There's a speech or two and some of the natives will do a protest Haka. I never really paid attention."

Love that accent.

10:15 AM Mr. Blue

I like it too: "this" becomes "thee-is", yes becomes "yisss"

10:17 AM Mr. Silver

Nod

10:18 AM Mr. Blue

Did you ever watch “Flight of the Conchords”?

10:21 AM Mr. Brown

Sounds familiar.

10:22 AM Mr. Blue

They even spell their names like they pronounce them now.

Mr. Silver

Morning

http://phys.org/news/2015-02-octopus-robot-ultra-fast-propulsion.html

"The understanding this study provides could also have an impact in other engineering fields where drag is critical, such as airplane wing design, and to the study of different shape-changing biological systems."
Translation – "Military submarines and next generation torpedoes"

7:17 AM Mr. Silver

I wonder what an engine like that would be like on a sports boat.

7:18 AM Mr. Brown

“Insane Mode”

Oh shit! I'm flying!

7:18 AM Mr. Silver

Whiplash Special

7:18 AM Mr. Brown

Have you seen videos for that new car with a button that, when you push it, in 5 seconds or less you're at 70 mph?

7:24 AM Mr. Silver

On the steering wheel, I hope.

7:24 AM Mr. Brown

He pushes the button then hits the gas. I looks like one of those roller coasters launched by magnets when it takes off.

7:24 AM Mr. Silver

"They crashed another prototype, boss. Before the driver expired he asked 'why in the glove box'? The R&D guys wouldn't answer my questions. Does that mean anything to you?"

7:31 AM Mr. Silver

Is this an experiment or an actual car?

It sounds a bit dangerous and impractical.

7:32 AM Mr. Brown

I think its real but just costs a lot.

7:33 AM Mr. Silver

Well, the stupid modifications usually do.

8:46 AM Mr. Silver

So it's all over.

Got that “Hint-Set of Doom” going.

Nasal passages too clear, so there's a bit of burn...

Sides of the tongue irritated...

Noticing I'm swallowing...

I was thinking of leaving you both something in my will.

Was thinking my Snark to Mr. Blue and my Smarm to Mr. Brown.

8:54 AM Mr. Silver

You can trade if you want, I'm still writing it.

8:56 AM Mr. Silver

http://www.wired.com/2015/02/well-didnt-work-ridiculous-history-unstable-impractical-three-wheeled-cars/

8:58 AM Mr. Blue

What, feeling a cold coming on?

8:58 AM Mr. Silver

Feels like.

8:58 AM Mr. Blue

Those Reliant Robins are silly.

They had one on Top Gear. Kept rolling it.

9:56 AM Mr. Silver

#6 "Woman carefully balancing on the bonnet of a three-wheeled Reliant Robin before toppling over."

348 - Mr. Brown's Dream Geneaology, Red Ranger Pleas Innocent By Reason Of Acting, and Punxsutawney Feh

10:38 AM Mr. Brown

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2930277/Eleven-fathers-Asia-800-million-modern-men-descended-ancient-leaders-including-Genghis-Khan.html

10:40 AM Mr. Brown

So 11 guys just “made” Asia.

Hehe

11:01 AM Mr. Silver

Isn't, like, 30% of Europe descended from one of the King Edwards?

11:02 AM Mr. Blue

Most of western Europe belongs to the r1b1 haplogroup, which is related to Tsar Nicholas the II, I think, including myself.

11:09 AM Mr. Blue

Since all the monarchs were related in some way anyway, I guess we're all related then.

Isn't Queen Elizabeth even supposedly a descendant of Mohammed?

11:10 AM Mr. Silver

Apparently.

"We can therefore conclude...insofar as access to the ladies is concerned...'It's good ta be da king!"

11:11 AM Mr. Brown

I'm Scottish and German

11:24 AM Mr. Silver

The problem with "German", of course, is who are you talking about?

There was no unified "Germany" until pretty recently.

1880s?

So are you German or germanic?

If you are germanic...well...so are we.

Mr. Blue more recently, me further back.

11:31 AM Mr. Brown

Well, there is Dutch too.

11:31 AM Mr. Silver

You, sir, are a United States American.

11:31 AM Mr. Brown

English, Dutch, French, Asian

Hehe

11:32 AM Mr. Silver

Three relatively recent nations and an entire friggin' continent?

Homo sapiens sapiens

11:32 AM Mr. Silver

Cosmetically you are merely Caucasian.

11:32 AM Mr. Brown

Which makes me translucent.

11:33 AM Mr. Silver

(native squaw for butter commercial) "My people call it 'Honky'."

11:33 AM Mr. Brown

Somebody said somewhere in the family there was Native American, but apparently it was not important enough to keep track of, so probably not.

However It would be nice to find out if there is a Native American in my heritage. Then I can say this is the land of my people.

11:37 AM Mr. Silver

Bleh

11:37 AM Mr. Brown

Well, at least if you find out, could know what tribe you might be able to claim, I think that would be cool.

11:38 AM Mr. Silver

And there it is...that's where this was going...

11:38 AM Mr. Brown

Apparently they have cards.

11:39 AM Mr. Blue

If you're, like, 4% Native American, it's hard to claim America as your own.

11:40 AM Mr. Brown

Right.

I would like to know how much.

If I can claim my tribe and be accepted in it, that would be cool.

11:45 AM Mr. Silver

(Mr. Brown on reservation) "Greetings grandfathers...I come to you wishing to be cool."

11:46 AM Mr. Blue

"When do I get a tomahawk and a percentage of the casino earnings?"

11:47 AM Mr. Brown

Actually it would be nice to take a journey of the mind

11:47 AM Mr. Silver

The concept you want is “spirit quest' and it has nothing to do with the mind...

(Mr. Brown at reservation) "Across the long years...across the many seasons...my ancestors walked this land beneath the stars. At least one of them didn't take your land or massacre anyone in this particular tribe."

11:49 AM Mr. Silver

"We call him Walks Cool 6%, though we know not his true name and the in-laws covered it up."

11:51 AM Mr. Silver

(I being too mean?)

11:51 AM Mr. Brown

Hold on. Sharpening my tomahawk and painting my face.

11:52 AM Mr. Silver

I mean, I've apparently got the whole "4 coats of arms" thing, but I'm never going to try to figure it out.

11:52 AM Mr. Blue

"My great great great grandfather raped your great great great great aunt! So we're basically brothers!"

11:52 AM Mr. Brown

Relations level: Ultimate

11:56 AM Mr. Silver

This stuff is much more important to the nearly non-extant aristocracies of the world than it is to any normal modern people now.

11:59 AM Mr. Brown

I mainly would want to find relatives I could visit.

Hehe

Show up Germany - “Hey! What's up relatives? Take me to Oktoberfest now!”

11:59 AM Mr. Silver

"Relatives I could visit that have lots of money or that are cool...preferably both."

12:05 PM Mr. Silver

Honestly, I'd rather see if I could get accepted by the mongols or college of heralds under Edward the Third.

12:07 PM Mr. Brown

OK, so something that's fun is finding other people with your name on ancestry.com.

I just found one.

NAME:	Mr. Brown
BIRTH:	abt 1875 - Northern Ireland
RESIDENCE:	1935 - Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
RESIDENCE:	Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

12:09 PM Mr. Blue

"Arrested for buggery - 1921"

12:18 PM Mr. Silver

"Charge of possession overturned, deemed feebleminded by parish - 1910"

I always wondered about the conspicuously missing records on those old family trees

"Thackery, Edward -- Vance, Beverly"

Then a list of four kids names and their spouses.

And then "Son" 1832-1905

"Son" eh?

This the “Son” hidden up in the attic?

Or the half Native American cool one?

12:32 PM Mr. Blue

Back when they didn't name you until you were 5 because you were likely to die.

"We aren't wasting a good name on another crib death."

12:33 PM Mr. Silver

"When the dog dies, the kid gets 'Timmy' next."

"Agreed."

12:34 PM Mr. Blue

And back then it'd be a name like "Defiance" or "Gertrude"

12:34 PM Mr. Brown

I would like to name him Didntdie

12:35 PM Mr. Blue

Pleasedonot Diesuddenly Brown

12:47 PM Mr. Silver

Madeit Silver

12:49 PM Mr. Brown

Mom, why is my name Thirteen?

1:00 PM Mr. Blue

"Well, that was a bet... 13 was the over/under."

"Did you take the over or the under?"

"Say, who wants ice cream?"

9:03 Mr Brown

OH SHIT A RED RANGER WENT ROGUE!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2935614/Former-star-Power-Rangers-Samurai-arrested-murdering-roommate-sword.html

Used his powers for evil.

9:04 AM Mr. Silver

Power Rangers Are GO!-ing to prison for a while...

9:07 AM Mr. Silver

"Ricardo 'Red Ranger' Medina Jr. didn't realize that swords are actually sharp after his months of on-screen fighting."

9:15 AM Mr. Blue

Heh... From his Wikipedia page:

Ricardo Medina, Jr. (born July 6, 1977 in Los Angeles, California) is an American actor of Puerto Rican descent, and the first Puerto Rican Power Ranger to be accused of murder[1].

9:16 AM Mr. Silver

Nice.

"I just expected him to, like, spin around and disappear or something...maybe a squib and some colored smoke. Guy didn't even shape change!"

9:23 AM Mr. Silver

"Psychologists inquired if Medina believed he had also transformed. He stated that he pushed his watch face and performed his kata, so assumed so, but didn't check."

Mr. Brown

In other news: Six more weeks of winter

Hehe

12:04 PM Mr. Silver

Hehe

12:05 PM Mr. Brown

Also a full day of Bill Murray on TV.

12:05 PM Mr. Silver

"Punxsutawney Phil predicts he wants to go back in his cage and munch pellets."

"Once again...100% accuracy!"

12:06 PM Mr. Brown

I forget how we came to have that tradition.

12:09 PM Ms. Rose

I went out to Punxsutawney one year for the whole ordeal. (Yes, I have quite the exciting life.) I thought St. Patrick's Day was bad in Pittsburgh... Man, those groundhog people were all drunk and loitering by 10am the day before!

And it's such a crap-hole town. I don't think any of the stores or streets have changed since they filmed the movie. Probably not, on purpose.

12:11 PM Mr. Silver

Well, the big money influx for the years is one day, and it's over in the early AM.

'T'ain't Disneyworld loot.

12:13 PM Mr. Silver

In fact, if they sold Phil and the show to Disney for a modest sum, they'd probably be able to rebuild the entire place.

12:14 PM Ms. Rose

True that! I just can't ever think of "Gobbler's Knob" without the Beavis & Butthead voices in my head.

12:16 PM Mr. Silver

“Uh....heh heh...Gobbler."

“Hmm...hm...knob...hmm!”

12:17 PM Mr. Amethyst

LOL

12:17 PM Mr. Silver

I can't remember who told me so, but I was told once that about 80% of the people that come to see it are foreign exchange students and their host families.

12:18 PM Mr. Blue

Why?

12:18 PM Mr. Silver

"Here kids. Something else to remember about why not to move to the USA."

"Along with none of us being able to dance for crap."

12:19 PM Ms. Rose

Ever go to Niagra Falls? I've never seen so many people from so many foreign colleges in one place.

12:19 PM Mr. Silver

Sorry...the dance thing was an add-in from a demo from the two kids from South American civilizations in my 11th grade.

12:23 PM Ms. Rose

Of course, the Falls are one of the 'wonders of the world' though, aren't they? Not sure Gobbler's Knob qualifies as a 'wonder'.

“Uhhh huh huh...you said knob again. Huh huh!”

12:38 PM Mr. Silver

"Wonder what knob gobbler thought this place was worth visiting over anywhere else in the world?"

12:38 PM Ms. Rose

HAHAHAHA!

"Bah, screw it. I think the Falls are only a 6-hour drive from here."

347 - For The Cost Of A Cup Of Coffee Per Day You Can Keep Mr. Silver Caffeinated, I Hope I Win The Reincarnation Lottery Some Life, and Some Facts Are only Opinions

Ms. Rose

I think you really do need to get some magical inheritance money, or maybe rob a bank, or some kind of windfall... So that you can just work on all this stuff and not have to worry about any income it generates (or doesn't). That is my wish for you--seriously. I'll start a donation fund. We'll sponsor a 5k race. "Mr. Silver--Race for the Creative but Not Independently Wealthy"

1:15 PM Mr. Silver

Do a Kickstarter

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

"The Silver Project"

1:26 PM Mr. Silver

At the $50 level – Mr. Silver will chat with you about weird crap for 30 minutes.

(Note, Mr. Silver may not stop. At the $75 level you can call it off.)

1:27 PM Ms. Rose

We could start the commercial with a long, sad shot of you sitting at a blank chat screen. Emotional music swells. "Imagine a world where creative minds can run free. Can hypothesize. Can quote obscure references. Can chat..."

"Don't let these gifted minds spend another lonely day of working for a living. Donate now to ensure their future...and their future procrastinating 'editors'..."

1:30 PM Mr. Silver

"For the cost of a cup of coffee per day, you can make a difference in an author's life."

1:31 PM Mr. Silver

(Note, we're talking, like, civet coffee here folks...$50 a cup.)

     [That's local BTW...here in the states it's like $200 per, but I'm not that greedy.]

         {I mean, I'll take that per day, sure. But you don't have to.}

            <Me again...running out of bracketing symbols here. Hacienda la Esmerelda is

              like $60 less per pound...we could base it on that instead.>

1:31 PM Ms. Rose

Hahahaha!

"With your monthly gift, receive this colorful, 16" Mr. Silver plush, with matching tote bag."

1:40 PM Ms. Rose

Really the only reason I still talk to you is for the tote bag. :-p

2:22 PM Mr. Silver

I can keep the 16" plush, eh?

Well, don't blame you...I’m a mess.

2:23 PM Ms. Rose

No, it's not that. It's just I already own too many stuffed animals and I'll be physically harmed if I bring another in the house. But tote bags... Man, you can never have enough tote bags.

2:31 PM Mr. Silver

"What's this tote bag for?"

"That holds my extra tote bags."

2:33 PM Mr. Silver

(20 years from now) "Western PA Hoarder Reported Missing Found Under 2 Tons of Tote Bags"

Mr. Blue

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2931207/Artefacts-Battle-Waterloo-display-mark-200th-anniversary.html

Ouch on the armor.

9:41 AM Mr. Silver

"In compensation, we're sending home what is left of your dad's spine with a commemorative silver plate. Have a nice day!"

9:42 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah that silver plate thing was strange.

9:42 AM Mr. Silver

Yeah...cannonball vs armor never ends well.

Had my head knocked off by a cannon ball in the Napoleonic wars...not my best past-life end.

It's my most-lingering heebie-jeebie shudder-it-off death paranoia.

I didn't mind the others as much.

9:44 AM Mr. Brown

I’ve taken a shotgun blast to the chest.

Well, it was a strange dream.

Not completely memory like, yet the blast was very real.

9:45 AM Mr. Silver

(no reaction)

9:45 AM Mr. Blue

Maybe I don't have past life memories because this is my first life.

9:45 AM Mr. Silver

It's possible. It doesn't seem likely.

You come off as extremely well developed

9:46 AM Mr. Blue

I don't feel any particular draw to any past culture/civilization, nor do I have knowledge of anything that can't be explained by my own reading.

I was probably just worms and bugs in past lives, or maybe I died as an infant a lot.

9:49 AM Mr. Silver

You've not necessarily been playing the same game, of course.

I know I've not always been human.

Or on Earth, for that matter.

9:50 AM Mr. Brown

My friend swears he died on the Titanic.

9:53 AM Mr. Silver

Only had one future vision...odd...will wait and see on that one.

9:53 AM Mr. Brown

I’ve seen lots of those, and lots have already been confirmed to have happened.

9:53 AM Mr. Silver

No, not precognition. A vision of who I'll be.

9:54 AM Mr. Brown

Oh. New life. OK.

9:54 AM Mr. Blue

Why are people only involved in things that are famous?

Why did your friend die on the Titanic and not on some crummy steamboat nobody ever heard of?

9:55 AM Mr. Brown

Great tragedies are famous.

9:55 AM Mr. Silver

I've only been nobodies in a couple vaguely famous things I found out really happened much later. On the other hand I have no idea who I was, or what army, or what campaign, or where I was when the cannon ball got me.

There was the crusader thing...a historically research-able battle, but not a history book lynchpin or anything.

9:56 AM Mr. Brown

I'm not saying he has seen anything else famous, but if we are all repeating til we are done learning or something, then I would bet most of us got to experience some great history thing.

9:56 AM Mr. Blue

When do you get new people?

There's 7 billion people on earth now.

9:57 AM Mr. Silver

Different games/schools.

9:58 AM Mr. Silver

There is certainly no material evidence of the non-earth people I was part of, but I've found other references to people feeling the same weird thoughts about them.

9:59 AM Mr. Brown

I feel like I’m not here a lot.

I have to be careful. Sometimes it happens when I'm driving. The funny thing is, I keep on doing the driving normally, yet feel like I’m not here doing it.

10:00 AM Mr. Silver

Detachment is very common.

No...I mean like me being sure there's supposed to be a 3rd sex and wondering where they are.

And frustration that I'm moving so slowly and I should just be able to be somewhere so much faster.

10:00 AM Mr. Blue

What I’m saying is, if we keep renewing, then we must have shared bodies in the past.

10:00 AM Mr. Blue

Like maybe Napoleon was like 15 "players" or whatever. Hence, so many people will claim they were him in a past life.

10:01 AM Mr. Brown

Right.

10:01 AM Mr. Blue

But I don't buy into all that. We're born, and then we become aware, and then we die, and that's it.

10:01 AM Mr. Silver

So the suggestion is that he's an actual major game piece, or perhaps a “fantasy life” for a tourist?

Win the lottery...get to play Napoleon?

10:03 AM Mr. Blue

Considering the time he spent in exile/prison it doesn't seem like a fun choice.

10:04 AM Mr. Brown

Was your alien a greenish-blue hue, Mr. Silver?

10:05 AM Mr. Silver

Up til the exile/prison days it was a pretty good time.

No idea on color, Mr. Brown.

Only associated imagery I ever get with the feelings is the impression of somewhat distended triangular...somethings...

10:07 AM Mr. Brown

Wasn't there a myth that people don't dream in color?

10:07 AM Mr. Silver

Yes. I never understood that.

10:08 AM Mr. Brown

Everybody could disprove that one. 

"I dream in color." 

LOL

10:08 AM Mr. Silver

"I declare that no one makes yellow pencils. I wrote it in a book. It's a fact."

"Um...this penc-"

"FACT!"

10:09 AM Mr. Brown

Hehe

Well, recently they found out how fast a cheetah actually goes.

I think they said 58

10:09 AM Mr. Silver

"This cheetah runs 58 MPH."

"So cheetahs run 58 MPH?"

"No...this one does."

Granted there are not a lot of cheetahs in the world...but...there are a lot of cheetahs in the world.

Maybe there's been one that can clock 85.

10:11 AM Mr. Brown

Possible.

Its just funny how its always been printed they run 70.

Well, how about they “average about 70”?

10:11 AM Mr. Silver

In my youth is was 60

Then 65

Then 70

Then I think 74

10:11 AM Mr. Brown

Oh shit! They're getting faster!

10:11 AM Mr. Silver

And now someone claims 58

10:13 AM Mr. Silver

(Nature show Voiceover) "Our team has had a stroke of luck. We've stumbled upon the very rare 'Doughy Cheetah'. This majestic animal is stalking a lame antelope and is preparing to charge. Let's watch it miss and pant for a few minutes."