Ms.
Rose
I
think you really do need to get some magical inheritance money, or
maybe rob a bank, or some kind of windfall... So that you can just
work on all this stuff and not have to worry about any income it
generates (or doesn't). That is my wish for you--seriously. I'll
start a donation fund. We'll sponsor a 5k race. "Mr.
Silver--Race for the Creative but Not Independently Wealthy"
1:15
PM Mr. Silver
Do
a Kickstarter
1:21
PM Mr. Silver
"The
Silver Project"
1:26
PM Mr. Silver
At
the $50 level – Mr. Silver will chat with you about weird crap for
30 minutes.
(Note,
Mr. Silver may not stop. At the $75 level you can call it off.)
1:27
PM Ms. Rose
We
could start the commercial with a long, sad shot of you sitting at a
blank chat screen. Emotional music swells. "Imagine a world
where creative minds can run free. Can hypothesize. Can quote obscure
references. Can chat..."
"Don't
let these gifted minds spend another lonely day of working for a
living. Donate now to ensure their future...and their future
procrastinating 'editors'..."
1:30
PM Mr. Silver
"For
the cost of a cup of coffee per day, you can make a difference in an
author's life."
1:31
PM Mr. Silver
(Note,
we're talking, like, civet coffee here folks...$50 a cup.)
[That's
local BTW...here in the states it's like $200 per, but I'm not that
greedy.]
{I
mean, I'll take that per day, sure. But you don't have to.}
<Me
again...running out of bracketing symbols here. Hacienda la Esmerelda
is
like $60 less per pound...we could base it on that instead.>
1:31
PM Ms. Rose
Hahahaha!
"With
your monthly gift, receive this colorful, 16" Mr. Silver plush,
with matching tote bag."
1:40
PM Ms. Rose
Really
the only reason I still talk to you is for the tote bag. :-p
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
I
can keep the 16" plush, eh?
Well,
don't blame you...I’m a mess.
2:23
PM Ms. Rose
No,
it's not that. It's just I already own too many stuffed animals and
I'll be physically harmed if I bring another in the house. But tote
bags... Man, you can never have enough tote bags.
2:31
PM Mr. Silver
"What's
this tote bag for?"
"That
holds my extra tote bags."
2:33 PM Mr.
Silver
(20
years from now) "Western PA Hoarder Reported Missing Found Under 2 Tons
of Tote Bags"
Mr.
Blue
Ouch
on the armor.
9:41
AM Mr. Silver
"In
compensation, we're sending home what is left of your dad's spine
with a commemorative silver plate. Have a nice day!"
9:42
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
that silver plate thing was strange.
9:42
AM Mr. Silver
Yeah...cannonball
vs armor never ends well.
Had
my head knocked off by a cannon ball in the Napoleonic wars...not my
best past-life end.
It's
my most-lingering heebie-jeebie shudder-it-off death paranoia.
I
didn't mind the others as much.
9:44
AM Mr. Brown
I’ve
taken a shotgun blast to the chest.
Well,
it was a strange dream.
Not
completely memory like, yet the blast was very real.
9:45
AM Mr. Silver
(no
reaction)
9:45
AM Mr. Blue
Maybe
I don't have past life memories because this is my first life.
9:45
AM Mr. Silver
It's
possible. It doesn't seem likely.
You
come off as extremely well developed
9:46
AM Mr. Blue
I
don't feel any particular draw to any past culture/civilization, nor
do I have knowledge of anything that can't be explained by my own
reading.
I
was probably just worms and bugs in past lives, or maybe I died as an
infant a lot.
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
You've
not necessarily been playing the same game, of course.
I
know I've not always been human.
Or
on Earth, for that matter.
9:50
AM Mr. Brown
My
friend swears he died on the Titanic.
9:53
AM Mr. Silver
Only
had one future vision...odd...will wait and see on that one.
9:53
AM Mr. Brown
I’ve
seen lots of those, and lots have already been confirmed to have
happened.
9:53
AM Mr. Silver
No,
not precognition. A vision of who I'll be.
9:54
AM Mr. Brown
Oh.
New life. OK.
9:54
AM Mr. Blue
Why
are people only involved in things that are famous?
Why
did your friend die on the Titanic and not on some crummy steamboat
nobody ever heard of?
9:55
AM Mr. Brown
Great
tragedies are famous.
9:55
AM Mr. Silver
I've
only been nobodies in a couple vaguely famous things I found out
really happened much later. On the other hand I have no idea who I was, or
what army, or what campaign, or where I was when the cannon ball got
me.
There
was the crusader thing...a historically research-able battle, but not
a history book lynchpin or anything.
9:56
AM Mr. Brown
I'm
not saying he has seen anything else famous, but if we are all
repeating til we are done learning or something, then I would bet
most of us got to experience some great history thing.
9:56
AM Mr. Blue
When
do you get new people?
There's
7 billion people on earth now.
9:57
AM Mr. Silver
Different
games/schools.
9:58
AM Mr. Silver
There
is certainly no material evidence of the non-earth people I was part
of, but I've found other references to people feeling the same weird
thoughts about them.
9:59
AM Mr. Brown
I
feel like I’m not here a lot.
I
have to be careful. Sometimes it happens when I'm driving. The
funny thing is, I keep on doing the driving normally, yet feel like
I’m not here doing it.
10:00
AM Mr. Silver
Detachment
is very common.
No...I
mean like me being sure there's supposed to be a 3rd sex and wondering where they are.
And
frustration that I'm moving so slowly and I should just be able to be
somewhere so much faster.
10:00
AM Mr. Blue
What
I’m saying is, if we keep renewing, then we must have shared bodies
in the past.
10:00
AM Mr. Blue
Like
maybe Napoleon was like 15 "players" or whatever. Hence,
so many people will claim they were him in a past life.
10:01
AM Mr. Brown
Right.
10:01
AM Mr. Blue
But
I don't buy into all that. We're born, and then we become aware, and
then we die, and that's it.
10:01
AM Mr. Silver
So
the suggestion is that he's an actual major game piece, or perhaps a “fantasy life” for a tourist?
Win
the lottery...get to play Napoleon?
10:03
AM Mr. Blue
Considering
the time he spent in exile/prison it doesn't seem like a fun choice.
10:04
AM Mr. Brown
Was
your alien a greenish-blue hue, Mr. Silver?
10:05
AM Mr. Silver
Up
til the exile/prison days it was a pretty good time.
No
idea on color, Mr. Brown.
Only
associated imagery I ever get with the feelings is the impression of somewhat
distended triangular...somethings...
10:07
AM Mr. Brown
Wasn't
there a myth that people don't dream in color?
10:07
AM Mr. Silver
Yes.
I never understood that.
10:08
AM Mr. Brown
Everybody
could disprove that one.
"I dream in color."
LOL
10:08
AM Mr. Silver
"I
declare that no one makes yellow pencils. I wrote it in a book. It's
a fact."
"Um...this
penc-"
"FACT!"
10:09
AM Mr. Brown
Hehe
Well,
recently they found out how fast a cheetah actually goes.
I
think they said 58
10:09
AM Mr. Silver
"This
cheetah runs 58 MPH."
"So
cheetahs run 58 MPH?"
"No...this
one does."
Granted
there are not a lot of cheetahs in the world...but...there are a lot
of cheetahs in the world.
Maybe
there's been one that can clock 85.
10:11
AM Mr. Brown
Possible.
Its
just funny how its always been printed they run 70.
Well,
how about they “average about 70”?
10:11
AM Mr. Silver
In
my youth is was 60
Then
65
Then
70
Then
I think 74
10:11
AM Mr. Brown
Oh
shit! They're getting faster!
10:11
AM Mr. Silver
And
now someone claims 58
10:13
AM Mr. Silver
(Nature
show Voiceover) "Our team has had a stroke of luck. We've
stumbled upon the very rare 'Doughy Cheetah'. This majestic animal is
stalking a lame antelope and is preparing to charge. Let's watch it
miss and pant for a few minutes."
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