Wednesday, July 29, 2015

348 - Mr. Brown's Dream Geneaology, Red Ranger Pleas Innocent By Reason Of Acting, and Punxsutawney Feh

10:38 AM Mr. Brown
10:40 AM Mr. Brown
So 11 guys just “made” Asia.
Hehe
11:01 AM Mr. Silver
Isn't, like, 30% of Europe descended from one of the King Edwards?
11:02 AM Mr. Blue
Most of western Europe belongs to the r1b1 haplogroup, which is related to Tsar Nicholas the II, I think, including myself.
11:09 AM Mr. Blue
Since all the monarchs were related in some way anyway, I guess we're all related then.
Isn't Queen Elizabeth even supposedly a descendant of Mohammed?
11:10 AM Mr. Silver
Apparently.
"We can therefore conclude...insofar as access to the ladies is concerned...'It's good ta be da king!"
11:11 AM Mr. Brown
I'm Scottish and German
11:24 AM Mr. Silver
The problem with "German", of course, is who are you talking about?
There was no unified "Germany" until pretty recently.
1880s?
So are you German or germanic?
If you are germanic...well...so are we.
Mr. Blue more recently, me further back.
11:31 AM Mr. Brown
Well, there is Dutch too.
11:31 AM Mr. Silver
You, sir, are a United States American.
11:31 AM Mr. Brown
English, Dutch, French, Asian
Hehe
11:32 AM Mr. Silver
Three relatively recent nations and an entire friggin' continent?
Homo sapiens sapiens
11:32 AM Mr. Silver
Cosmetically you are merely Caucasian.
11:32 AM Mr. Brown
Which makes me translucent.
11:33 AM Mr. Silver
(native squaw for butter commercial) "My people call it 'Honky'."
11:33 AM Mr. Brown
Somebody said somewhere in the family there was Native American, but apparently it was not important enough to keep track of, so probably not.
However It would be nice to find out if there is a Native American in my heritage. Then I can say this is the land of my people.
11:37 AM Mr. Silver
Bleh
11:37 AM Mr. Brown
Well, at least if you find out, could know what tribe you might be able to claim, I think that would be cool.
11:38 AM Mr. Silver
And there it is...that's where this was going...
11:38 AM Mr. Brown
Apparently they have cards.
11:39 AM Mr. Blue
If you're, like, 4% Native American, it's hard to claim America as your own.
11:40 AM Mr. Brown
Right.
I would like to know how much.
If I can claim my tribe and be accepted in it, that would be cool.
11:45 AM Mr. Silver
(Mr. Brown on reservation) "Greetings grandfathers...I come to you wishing to be cool."
11:46 AM Mr. Blue
"When do I get a tomahawk and a percentage of the casino earnings?"
11:47 AM Mr. Brown
Actually it would be nice to take a journey of the mind
11:47 AM Mr. Silver
The concept you want is “spirit quest' and it has nothing to do with the mind...
(Mr. Brown at reservation) "Across the long years...across the many seasons...my ancestors walked this land beneath the stars. At least one of them didn't take your land or massacre anyone in this particular tribe."
11:49 AM Mr. Silver
"We call him Walks Cool 6%, though we know not his true name and the in-laws covered it up."
11:51 AM Mr. Silver
(I being too mean?)
11:51 AM Mr. Brown
Hold on. Sharpening my tomahawk and painting my face.
11:52 AM Mr. Silver
I mean, I've apparently got the whole "4 coats of arms" thing, but I'm never going to try to figure it out.
11:52 AM Mr. Blue
"My great great great grandfather raped your great great great great aunt! So we're basically brothers!"
11:52 AM Mr. Brown
Relations level: Ultimate
11:56 AM Mr. Silver
This stuff is much more important to the nearly non-extant aristocracies of the world than it is to any normal modern people now.
11:59 AM Mr. Brown
I mainly would want to find relatives I could visit.
Hehe
Show up Germany - “Hey! What's up relatives? Take me to Oktoberfest now!”
11:59 AM Mr. Silver
"Relatives I could visit that have lots of money or that are cool...preferably both."
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Honestly, I'd rather see if I could get accepted by the mongols or college of heralds under Edward the Third.
12:07 PM Mr. Brown
OK, so something that's fun is finding other people with your name on ancestry.com.
I just found one.
NAME:
Mr. Brown
BIRTH:
abt 1875 - Northern Ireland
RESIDENCE:
1935 - Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
RESIDENCE:
Philadelphia, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
12:09 PM Mr. Blue
"Arrested for buggery - 1921"
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Charge of possession overturned, deemed feebleminded by parish - 1910"
I always wondered about the conspicuously missing records on those old family trees
"Thackery, Edward -- Vance, Beverly"
Then a list of four kids names and their spouses.
And then "Son" 1832-1905
"Son" eh?
This the “Son” hidden up in the attic?
Or the half Native American cool one?
12:32 PM Mr. Blue
Back when they didn't name you until you were 5 because you were likely to die.
"We aren't wasting a good name on another crib death."
12:33 PM Mr. Silver
"When the dog dies, the kid gets 'Timmy' next."
"Agreed."
12:34 PM Mr. Blue
And back then it'd be a name like "Defiance" or "Gertrude"
12:34 PM Mr. Brown
I would like to name him Didntdie
12:35 PM Mr. Blue
Pleasedonot Diesuddenly Brown
12:47 PM Mr. Silver
Madeit Silver
12:49 PM Mr. Brown
Mom, why is my name Thirteen?
1:00 PM Mr. Blue
"Well, that was a bet... 13 was the over/under."
"Did you take the over or the under?"
"Say, who wants ice cream?"



9:03 Mr Brown
OH SHIT A RED RANGER WENT ROGUE!
Used his powers for evil.
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
Power Rangers Are GO!-ing to prison for a while...
9:07 AM Mr. Silver
"Ricardo 'Red Ranger' Medina Jr. didn't realize that swords are actually sharp after his months of on-screen fighting."
9:15 AM Mr. Blue
Heh... From his Wikipedia page:
Ricardo Medina, Jr. (born July 6, 1977 in Los Angeles, California) is an American actor of Puerto Rican descent, and the first Puerto Rican Power Ranger to be accused of murder[1].
9:16 AM Mr. Silver
Nice.
"I just expected him to, like, spin around and disappear or something...maybe a squib and some colored smoke. Guy didn't even shape change!"
9:23 AM Mr. Silver
"Psychologists inquired if Medina believed he had also transformed. He stated that he pushed his watch face and performed his kata, so assumed so, but didn't check."



Mr. Brown
In other news: Six more weeks of winter
Hehe
12:04 PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
12:05 PM Mr. Brown
Also a full day of Bill Murray on TV.
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
"Punxsutawney Phil predicts he wants to go back in his cage and munch pellets."
"Once again...100% accuracy!"
12:06 PM Mr. Brown
I forget how we came to have that tradition.
12:09 PM Ms. Rose
I went out to Punxsutawney one year for the whole ordeal. (Yes, I have quite the exciting life.) I thought St. Patrick's Day was bad in Pittsburgh... Man, those groundhog people were all drunk and loitering by 10am the day before!
And it's such a crap-hole town. I don't think any of the stores or streets have changed since they filmed the movie. Probably not, on purpose.
12:11 PM Mr. Silver
Well, the big money influx for the years is one day, and it's over in the early AM.
'T'ain't Disneyworld loot.
12:13 PM Mr. Silver
In fact, if they sold Phil and the show to Disney for a modest sum, they'd probably be able to rebuild the entire place.
12:14 PM Ms. Rose
True that! I just can't ever think of "Gobbler's Knob" without the Beavis & Butthead voices in my head.
12:16 PM Mr. Silver
Uh....heh heh...Gobbler."
Hmm...hm...knob...hmm!”
12:17 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:17 PM Mr. Silver
I can't remember who told me so, but I was told once that about 80% of the people that come to see it are foreign exchange students and their host families.
12:18 PM Mr. Blue
Why?
12:18 PM Mr. Silver
"Here kids. Something else to remember about why not to move to the USA."
"Along with none of us being able to dance for crap."
12:19 PM Ms. Rose
Ever go to Niagra Falls? I've never seen so many people from so many foreign colleges in one place.
12:19 PM Mr. Silver
Sorry...the dance thing was an add-in from a demo from the two kids from South American civilizations in my 11th grade.
12:23 PM Ms. Rose
Of course, the Falls are one of the 'wonders of the world' though, aren't they? Not sure Gobbler's Knob qualifies as a 'wonder'.
Uhhh huh huh...you said knob again. Huh huh!”
12:38 PM Mr. Silver
"Wonder what knob gobbler thought this place was worth visiting over anywhere else in the world?"
12:38 PM Ms. Rose
HAHAHAHA!
"Bah, screw it. I think the Falls are only a 6-hour drive from here."

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