Saturday, April 14, 2012

Day 192 - Unraveling The Clues Of The Da Vinci Pant-Load, The Lost Stanza From The Who's "I Can See For Miles", Mitt Hides His Gold Under Bullshit, Cars Keep Getting Smaller, Remaking 'Major League' Might Be Too Easy, "It's As American As Baseball & [censored]s & Apple Pie!", and Cheering On Our Pro Religion Heroes

Mr. Brown
It sucks that I can't get to the History Channel site here.
7:53 AM Mr. Silver
No?
7:54 AM Mr. Brown
I wanted to look at the up-coming Ancient Aliens material on where da Vinci disappeared to.
7:59 AM Mr. Brown
They are saying he disappeared for a period of time, then showed up again with a lot of paintings he did and work on all his inventions.  They think he was abducted.
LOL
8:07 AM Mr. Silver
8:08 AM Mr. Gray
That guy always killed me. Buy a brush for God’s sake.
He must think if he goes with Einstein's hair style it makes him look smarter.
8:08 AM Mr. Silver
So da Vinci was abducted, taught to paint, and instructed in engineering that wouldn't work and they giggled about it behind his back.
"Hey Igthrp, did you see the human's 'helicopter'?"
8:10 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
8:10 AM Mr. Silver
"Pfff!  I know (suppressed belly laugh).  Sh! Sh!  He’s coming!"
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
"Hi guys!  Wanna see my new 'machine gun' invention?  … What?"
8:16 AM Mr. Brown
Yeah, they are just trying to say there are alien pictures in his art.
8:19 AM Mr. Silver
The aliens probably would have served him best by providing him with a big stack of blank paper and a box of fine-tip pens.
8:19 AM Mr. Brown
But they are trying to say also they taught him the large amount of anatomy that he knew.
I figure he cut up dead bodies.
lol
8:21 AM Mr. Silver
"The Lost da Vinci Anal Probing Manuscript" - All Summer 2012 at The Smithsonian.
8:23 AM Mr. Brown
(UFOlogist )"So to wrap up on things: da Vinci was so smart he made a woman out of his own face, along with putting an alien face in the portrait too that you just have to fold it to see." 
(Smart Bystander) "I overheard what you was talking about.  Here, look.  I can turn George Washington’s face into a mushroom on this dollar bill.  Was I abducted too?"
8:27 AM Mr. Brown
8:33 AM Mr. Brown
That link shows the pictures they are trying to use in the episode to explain he met aliens, but this article is just about mirror images.
8:40 AM Mr. Silver
Is God's face butt ugly and phallic?  Tonight on Ancient Aliens.
8:42 AM Mr. Brown
Matt said it looked like Chewbacca
8:44 AM Mr. Silver
If you play Chewbacca's lines backwards, he quips George Carlin observations.
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
(Forward) "Wahhgn  Warrgn raww!"
(Reversed) "Light speed?  We gotta get OUT of here!  We need heavy speed.  None of this light sh-" 
8:47 AM Mr. Brown
More photos to look at.  The comment on first one is great: Darth Vader.
8:52 AM Mr. Brown
Picture 8 is Amidala
LOL
8:55 AM Mr. Silver
#10...the Holy Tai Chi sword.
#11 - The holy plate on the dinner table.
Note that Jesus didn't want his orange slice and is attempting to hide it under his napkin so he can get dessert.
9:15 AM Mr. Silver
Whoever championed this Rorschach matrixing into production sure knows how to entertain both sides.
"The credulous will be gasping.  The incredulous will be giggling.  We HAVE to buy this loon's theory and air it!"

(later)

11:14 AM Mr. Brown
You ever look at the feet in the Last Supper picture?
11:14 AM Mr. Silver
All the clown shoes?  Yeah...weird huh?
11:16 AM Mr. Blue
They’re wearing hobo socks.
11:18 AM Mr. Silver
Crocs!
Jesus’ are huge too...so that's how he floated when walking on water.
11:24 AM Mr. Brown
LOL
Yeah, they’re like socks with holes in them.
11:25 AM Mr. Silver
The socks with holes in them are called sandals, sir.
11:26 AM Mr. Blue
I assume he, like all painters, didn't actually paint them wearing clothes of the time but rather painted them wearing clothes of *his* time or some other speculated time frame unrelated to ancient times.
11:27 AM Mr. Brown
He painted a lady holding a ferret.
11:28 AM Mr. Silver
That's no lady holding a ferret!
That's one of his self portraits, in drag, symbolically exposing himself. 
11:29 AM Mr. Blue
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Pilatusdracula.jpg  like this goofy painting that depicts Vlad the Impaler as Pontius Pilate sentencing Jesus, and they're all wear clothes that are neither from Jesus’ nor Vlad's time period.
11:30 AM Mr. Silver
A fave.
"Save the blood for me.  There’s a lance and grail behind my chair."
11:34 AM Mr. Blue
Like I told Mr. Silver, if someone wants to make a painting that will be famous in 500 years time, paint George Washington wearing flannel and skinny jeans, listening to an iPod while he crosses the Delaware on a Viking longboat.
11:37 AM Mr. Brown
With Abe Lincoln rowing with a cherry tree branch, and wearing wrestling gear.
11:38 AM Mr. Blue
LOL yeah.




10:58 AM Mr. Silver
So did anyone ever find the lost lyrics for The Who's "I Can See For Miles" concerning the court hearing and restraining order?
10:59 AM Mr. Gray
Hadn’t heard of it.
10:59 AM Mr. Silver
It seems like it'd fit right in the song.  It’s a shame they took it out.
(Sings)
"I know the judge didn't understand about the telescope...."
"They said that I shouldn’t lurk in the bushes under your window...."
"Well here's a joke on you”
"I stole some panties too”
“I’m not allowed nearby,”
“But I can still spy.”
11:01 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
11:01 AM Mr. Silver
"I can see for miles and miles!”
“I mean from 'bout 200 yards!"
11:04 AM Mr. Brown
I can pee for miles and miles!
11:04 AM Mr. Silver
A rare talent!



11:06 AM Mr. Silver
“President Obama will do anything to try and distract Americans from his failed record of chronic unemployment, lower incomes and higher gas prices!  None of which he caused, and has little to no influence on whatsoever." 
11:07 AM Mr. Blue
LOL
11:07 AM Mr. Brown
But you have to play to the stupid people that don't know this.
11:07 AM Mr. Blue
Politicians that claim they can fix those things (meaning all of them) should absorb *some* blame when they don't.
11:11 AM Mr. Blue
But nobody's going to win any election if they come out and say "gas prices are going to stay the same or probably get even higher regardless of whether or not you elect me or my opponent."
11:12 AM Mr. Silver
I guess the Romney Team is honestly trying to redirect honest attention from the conscious effort to hide something honest in Romney's personal finances since there's no reason to not be above board about hiding stuff...honestly.
So it’s a perfectly legitimate tactic to, say, change the topic to a completely unrelated topic since there's absolutely nothing suspicious about a candidate invoking a technicality to conceal info.
11:12 AM Mr. Blue
Nobody cares when a rich old white guy attempts to suppress something about himself.
In America, if you're a rich old white guy, you pretty much run this sh**.
11:14 AM Mr. Silver
"My record on lowering taxes is pretty clear...even now I hide financial info to lower my taxes."




12:20 PM Mr. Silver
http://www.popsci.com/files/imagecache/photogallery_image/articles/3D-nanoprinting-Speed-Record.jpg
(#7 from http://www.popsci.com/node/61647 if you want to read about it - Mr. Silver)
12:22 PM Mr. Silver
What good is a nano racecar with 4 flat tires?  Good job guys.



12:37 PM Mr. Brown
I was thinking we should remake “Major League”, this time with the Pittsburgh Pirates.
lol
12:37 PM Mr. Blue
You wouldn't even need to hire actors; just film the team as it is.
12:38 PM Mr. Brown
Mitch just said that too.
lol
12:41 PM Mr. Silver
Dub over and edit actual plays and interviews.
Like…if you needed to…or wanted to.
12:43 PM Mr. Brown
They’d need that announcer though.
lol
Wouldn’t be the movie without him.



1:07 PM Mr. Silver
"At a price of $26, the entree is meant for sharing with three or more people.  Or 2 dogs for a  Rangers fan."
1:08 PM Mr. Blue
I’d probably eat it, Rick Santorum probably wouldn't.
1:09 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah buddy!  I want one of those!
1:11 PM Mr. Blue
I’m not sure how you could eat that at the ballpark without getting crap on the person sitting in front of you though.
1:12 PM Mr. Silver
"If Elected President, Santorum Promises To Introduce Constitutional Amendment To Remove Hotdogs As USA Symbol As They Are ‘Totally Homosexual’"
1:12 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
See the Rick Perry pics for example.
1:14 PM Mr. Blue
LOL
1:14 PM Mr. Silver
Woot!
1:15 PM Mr. Gray
Those crazy Republicans never cease to amuse me.
1:15 PM Mr. Blue
“As president, Rick Santorum will outlaw men from the public eating of hot dogs, bananas and freeze pops.”
1:16 PM Mr. Brown
lol
1:16 PM Mr. Silver
“Tacos and peaches to be consumed behind locked doors with the lights out.”
1:17 PM Mr. Brown
It’s only gay if you’re staring into a guy’s eyes, while eating it suggestively.
lol
1:17 PM Mr. Silver
Santorum must know what that's like then, considering his 'tude.
1:19 PM Mr. Blue
“Also, men and boys will only be allowed to wrestle a woman, not another man.”
1:19 PM Mr. Gray
No No! You can’t wrestle someone who is barefoot, pregnant and in the kitchen.
Men will need to wrestle themselves...but only after a long lecture about the evils of touching oneself.
1:20 PM Mr. Blue
lol
1:20 PM Mr. Brown
“From now on, only women will have trouble drinking water in pictures.”
(Here you go: http://thehairpin.com/2011/11/women-struggling-to-drink-water - Mr. Silver)



1:23 PM Mr. Blue
"WAVES OF CHRISTIANS FLOCK TO DOWNTOWN PITTSBURGH" http://c4241337.r37.cf2.rackcdn.com/04-06-41_good-friday_420.jpg
1:24 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
An impressive turn out.  Better than I would have expected.
1:27 PM Mr. Blue
It must be nice to act crazy in public and nobody gives you a second look.  If I were to walk down Main Street preaching about Zoroaster everyone would give me the 3rd degree.
1:29 PM Mr. Gray
Well, at least they aren’t 3rd degree burns from being tied to a stake.
1:29 PM Mr. Silver
That sounds like a good parade: We pick someone to represent every other religion.
I was going to say every Christian sect and branch and cult...but I'm not sure where we'd find that many people.
1:42 PM Mr. Blue
Just have a "religious parade"
Nobody could ever complain about that, because if you try to complain that your religion wasn't represented, just ask them "Well, where *were* you?"
1:44 PM Mr. Silver
“Freedom of Religion Parade”
All welcome.
1:45 PM Mr. Gray
I'd prefer a Freedom of Religion boxing match.
All religions are free to come and beat the heck out of each other.  May the best religion win!
1:46 PM Mr. Blue
"Oh there's Zeus!  And there's Krishna mommy!"
1:47 PM Mr. Silver
"Pro religion wrestling is so fake."
"YOU TAKE THAT BACK!"
"Riiiight...the little guy in the sandals beat the huge red guy with the wings and pitchfork.  He must have outweighed him by 500 pounds."
"You bet He did!"
"Pft...yeah...that 'signature move' of his touching the guy's forehead in blessing really knocked him out.  Whatever!"
1:52 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
What’s with Buddha? He just sits there and isn’t swinging at anyone!!
2:11 PM Mr. Silver
"See that's my point.  The guy just sits there and even in a Battle Royal, NOBODY can touch him?  And he just WINS?  Lame...  He's, like, in the middle of everyone's path and they just pass over him like they don’t really exist."
;-)
2:12 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
at No comments:

Day 191 - I Can't Get Into It, Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Fried Chicken!, "NO TURKEY FOR YOU! COME BACK ONE YEAR!", Tossing Out A Vote For Santorum, How I Almost Got A Job Editing Time, The Real #1 Steelers Fan, and "It's Just South Of The Veal Farm"

Mr. Gray
Now I ask you...what the heck am I supposed to do to even help someone like this via email?
He  wrote:
“I can't get into my account?”
*rolls eyes*
8:47 AM Mr. Silver
Reply with "I can't get into current pop music."
8:47 AM Mr. Gray
LOL



Mr. Silver
Morning
*Cannot invite Mr. Blue to join this conference. This person has declined the invitation.*
9:49 AM Mr. Silver
Hmm...Mr. Blue declined.
9:50 AM Mr. Gray
PMS?
Being "Watched"
Training?
Not the real Mr. Blue, and its really a pod person from Venus?
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
The pod person from Mars was replaced?
9:51 AM Mr. Gray
Well, would one from Mars have accepted the invite?
9:52 AM Mr. Silver
He has for years up til now.
9:52 AM Mr. Gray
Then yes...he was replaced.
9:58 AM Mr. Silver
I blame Mr. Pink...he's an alien.
9:59 AM Mr. Gray
Acid for blood alien? He does kinda look like a big bug
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
Good morning, Venusian Mr. Blue
10:09 AM Mr. Blue
:-D
I remember seeing the pop for the invite.. then I don't know what happened.  I must have bumped the wrong key.
10:09 AM Mr. Silver
Mmm hmm.  Suspicious memory loss.
What did you do with the real fake Mr. Blue?
10:10 AM Mr. Blue
He's at home, enjoying his day.
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
Any chance of sharing that tech?
10:12 AM Mr. Blue
No.
10:13 AM Mr. Silver
:-(



Mr. Yellow
She is acting like she had no idea what the commercial was about.  She went into a studio and cut the track, and appeared in the commercial, and took their 2 million dollar paycheck.
9:46 AM Mr. Silver
We all know black people don't eat and enjoy chicken like everyone else in the world.  Why would they suggest that they do?
9:47 AM Mr. Yellow
I find it racist that a black person cannot cut a chicken ad.
9:47 AM Mr. Silver
Exactly.
9:47 AM Mr. Yellow
We are so doomed.
9:51 AM Mr. Silver
I say we start a protest to force KFC to change their name to just "Fried Food", so it can't be associated with The South, any particular state, the USA (since it's international) and doesn't imply their racist "fried chicken" is involved with their menu anymore.
After we succeed, we'll start another to force them to change it to "Food".
"Fried, as a term, encourages obesity!  It’s a national epidemic!"
10:08 AM Mr. Yellow
I just wait for the day (which will never come) where we are all just "people".  I will tell you, I do not think of black people when I think fried chicken.  I think “Mmmmmmm! Fried chicken!”.
10:08 AM Mr. Silver
The only associations I make with fried chicken and any particular group is college guys in sweatshirts and backwards ball caps eating obscenely over-spiced wings and being obnoxious.
(Incidentally, your pink host has wanted a bucket of KFC every day since this conversation occurred and I can't get the Mrs. to say OK. - Mr. Silver) 



Mr. Silver
Here's the sort that makes Mrs. Silver groan...
"Is Thanksgiving Doomed?"
9:05 AM Mr. Blue
The Soup Nazi is moonlighting as a welder/pipelayer.
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
"With no Ham pipeline in Muslim countries, holiday dinner does appear to be in serious trouble this year,"  Stated dining experts.
9:05 AM Mr. Gray
LOL



9:05 AM Mr. Gray
9:08 AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
I saw that one.  I like how they state at the end they still want Reps to pick Santorum so Obama will easily win.
9:09 AM Mr. Gray
Yeah, LOL
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
I was flipping channels and saw a set of primary results for some state, broken into demographics.
It must have been an open primary state because one category was Democrats, and they’d voted heavily for Santorum (who still lost)
(wink wink)
9:11 AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:12 AM Mr. Silver
No luck on the guaranteed-loser Republican candidate scheme, I'm afraid.
Unless...oh...Mitt comes out of the closet and then says he's banning all guns.



Mr. Silver
Blast "Discover Magazine"
7:15 AM Mr. Yellow
??
7:25 AM Mr. Silver
I found a Physics article about a guy and team working to overturn Relativity since it's not so clear-cut as has been trumpeted for almost 100 years. 
I don't believe it either, so naturally I was interested. 
It just started getting to what looked like the good parts and:
"If you'd like to read the whole article, you must subscribe blah blah blah"
Mr. Yellow 
Yes, I have always had issues with the idea of time slowing down when you travel at high speeds.
The closer to the speed of light the more it slows down.
So if you crack the speed of light (which they say is impossible) would you reverse time?
Mr. Silver
Time measurement has the only accepted non-standard units in the standard units of measurement in existence, that I'm aware of.
It’s simply not true.
A minute is a minute long whether you are a photon moving at the speed of light, or a rock at absolute zero at the only point in the universe not in motion.
That’s it.
But then this guy doesn't believe Time exists at all, and his thinking matches my own in some ways.
The difference between his version and mine is that mine plays out like a film over Time, skipping from most likely frame to next most likely frame, leaving a trail that can be revisited under the right conditions, and potentially changed.
His apparently has no base signal to attach the frames to. (no Time).
Did I ever tell you that vision I had?
Mr. Yellow 
?
Mr. Silver
Apparently not everyone has the sort of nagging insights I get, but I consider them proof we're in some sort of game or school SIM. 
7:40 AM Mr. Silver
Have you ever just suddenly had full understanding of something marvelous and beyond reasonable awareness, and then suddenly, for no apparent reason, it is completely gone except for the memory that you knew it?
Usually I can't even remember the subject...just that I got to think about something amazing for 5-10 minutes, there was a skip, and it's erased.
Well, one morning I clearly realized, and knew how, that I could step out of the "frame" I was in and pick any other I wanted.
Extra-dimensional Time Travel.
But more...it could look like magic if I wanted, because I could pick a frame with an effect/change I wanted.
And it was VERY easy to do.
"It’s just a jump to the left..."
However, instead of immediately just doing it, I doubted it could be done.  I tried to logically think it out, set terms on it, and prove it wrong.  But I couldn't prove it wrong.
And then, like a computer overheating and turning off, *Blink*
Gone.
All of it, except my own “film” analogy I’d put together while doubting and testing the process.
Mr. Silver
Over time and after many similar realizations and wipes, I've decided it's because my "player" knows this stuff.  Maybe he’s a programmer?  A hacker?  I don’t know.
But he’s letting me see stuff by mistake, or is cheating.  Then the infraction is spotted and the info removed. 
It happened just a couple of days ago, actually. 
9:22 AM Mr. Brown
I swear I’m being played by a fat space slob.
I get a really good idea about doing something, go to do it, then decide “Nah.  I’ll just sit here.”
And sometimes I swear they pause the game and I just stare blankly for a while.
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Laaaaagggggg!"



11:07 AM Mr. Blue
I like this client's email signature:
“Cat
6 Time World Champion Pittsburgh Steeler Fan”
11:15 AM Mr. Silver
She won that 6 times?
Hehe
"Miss Cat!  Miss Cat!  Now that you've won the 'Pittsburgh Steeler Fan' world championship for the 6th time, what are your future plans?" 
"I'm goin' ta Kennywood, n’at!"
11:21 AM Mr. Blue
Heheheh
It's her office email too, so I guess she went pro as a Steelers fan.
11:28 AM Mr. Silver
"Well, I call all this Steelers stuff 'endorsements', but I had to actually buy all of it."



12:19 PM Mr. Silver
Holy smokes!
Address: "Gore Orphanage Rd"
It must crossroad with Kitten Massacre Ln
12:24 PM Mr. Blue
nice
12:26 PM Mr. Silver
(local gaffer) "Funny thing about that orphanage...there was some sorta scandal in the 50s and they shut her down.  Were all hush hush about it.  I remember a lotta kids going in, but none ever seemed to come outside ta play or get adopted or nothin'."
at No comments:
Subscribe to: Comments (Atom)