[9:50
AM] Mr. Brown:
Just
know, Mr. Blue - when you have kids you get puked on.
[9:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
That
would cause a chain reaction
[9:53
AM] Mr. Brown:
LOL
I
used to be that way
Then
I went through Brown Jr. and now with Brown II
However,
the older kid getting sick is worse
[9:55
AM] Ms. Rose:
I've
puked on other people. But the only puke on me has belonged to me.
Unfair, huh?
[9:56
AM] Mr. Brown:
Just
a tad
[9:56
AM] Mr. Blue:
One
of my earliest memories is puking bright red liquid after drinking
one of those Hugs drinks. Never touched one ever again
[9:57
AM] Ms. Rose:
No,
wait... I stand corrected. There was the Great Volcano-Puke Incident
of 1994. ALL of us had another person's puke on us.
[9:57
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
read about that
[9:58
AM] Ms. Rose:
This
was just a dude at a party who had NEVER drank before. And he was way
older than us (which is how we obtained alcohol in the first place.)
[9:58
AM] Mr. Silver:
Wanted
to see what 'the kids on the alcohol' were talking about and overdid
it, huh?
[9:58
AM] Mr. Blue:
Ever
see those videos of people (usually teenage boys) drinking ipecac?
Just
a brutal experience
[9:59
AM] Ms. Rose:
Never
experienced Ipecac. But I assume you puke so hard your shoes come
out.
[9:59
AM] Mr. Brown:
I
believe I saw people do that as a prank before
[10:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
It's
bad because even after your stomach is completely emptied it's still
spasming, so it just becomes incredibly painful.
I
think you're only supposed to take a tiny amount and these dudes
drink like a whole bottle
[10:02
AM] Mr. Silver:
[10:02
AM] Ms. Rose:
(facepalm)
[10:03
AM] Mr. Silver:
It
was funny in a horrifying way.
Sort
of like Mr Creosote from "Meaning of Life"
[10:04
AM] Ms. Rose:
HA!
[10:04
AM] Mr. Silver:
But...in
both cases...it needed a punchline.
Heh..."punchline"...right.
Anyway...
I
remember watching a documentary on the Pythons talking about that
sketch. It was just too awful...went too far...only funny to
the sick minded.
[10:07
AM] Mr. Blue:
I
don't think I watched that one
[10:07
AM] Mr. Silver:
(“Meaning
of Life” Mr. Blue.)
(Palin)
"And then I woke up and knew how to fix it. I called John
at 3am. 'I know how to fix Mr. Creosote'!"
[2:53
PM] Mr. Blue:
Is
midwifery pronounced mid-whiff-ery? That's how this lady kept
pronouncing it
[2:56
PM] Ms. Rose:
Interwebs
says: [mid-wif-uh-ree, -wif-ree, mid-wahy-fuh-ree, -wahyf-ree]
So,
no help at all. Sorry.
[2:56
PM] Mr. Blue:
She
was emphasizing mid too
MIDwhiffery
[2:57
PM] Mr. Silver:
I've
heard both, depending on which English accent you like
Whiff
is ridiculous, but there you are
[2:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah,
I don't like whiff
[2:58
PM] Mr. Silver:
“I
now pronounce you husband and whiff.”
It's
an odd word anyway, mid-wife
[2:58
PM] Mr. Blue:
I’d
never actually heard that word said out loud
[2:58
PM] Mr. Silver:
Midwife?
Or midwifery?
I
snap assume it's because "Human Husbandry" sounds worse and
men didn't do the job when the term was coined..
[3:01
PM] Ms. Rose:
I'm
a girl and I don't even understand the whole thing. "So, you're
a half-wife? Like Half Life? I love that game!"
[3:01
PM] Mr. Blue:
Midwife
just helps with the pregnancy right?
[3:01
PM] Ms. Rose:
*shrug*
[3:02
PM] Mr. Blue:
Like
"okay here's what to expect" sort of thing?
[3:02
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
thought there were books for that. (She says, having never been
impregnated.)
[3:03
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
term means “with woman” (from Old English mid, "with"
and wif, "woman")
[3:05
PM] Ms. Rose:
So,
a lesbian...?
[3:06
PM] Mr. Silver:
Hehe
[3:07
PM] Ms. Rose:
Some
of us were actually talking about the whole "why I never want to
have kids" issue earlier today, down here.
Someone
said their 42-year-old friend was having her first child. And then
someone else chimed in and said their 58-year-old something-or-other
had a kid
[3:08
PM] Mr. Blue:
The
older you get, the more likely the baby will be born with down
syndrome, and it's like crazy high odds
Like
if they were gambling odds, you'd bet your life savings
[3:10
PM] Ms. Rose:
The
whole process is ick. Except for the trying part. That's fun. ;)
[3:10
PM] Mr. Silver:
Well,
yes
[3:11
PM] Mr. Silver:
Speaking
of carnal sins...at the church we visited yesterday, we're getting
ourselves all arranged and Mrs Silver said "(Gasp!) how CUTE!"
I
look where indicated and drop my eyes on the supercute 8-9 blonde
coming into the room, dimming all the 6-4s around her and am about to
agree when I deduce that Mrs. Silver is probably cooing over the
newborn the blonde is carrying.
Saved!
[3:16
PM] Ms. Rose:
Meanwhile,
us 1-2s are plotting to kill you all from the last pew in the back.
:P
[3:16
PM] Mr. Silver:
You
are NOT a 1-2
Jebus...hehe
[3:16
PM] Ms. Rose:
The
scale doesn't have negative numbers, Mr. Silver.
[3:17
PM] Mr. Silver:
Have
you seen some of the mutant male and female...collections...lurking
around this town?
[3:17
PM] Ms. Rose:
ROFL
Collections.
I
will copy this to my secret unicorn sticker book/diary. "Today
they said I'm not a male/female collection. Making progress!"
LOLOLOL
I
can't stop laughing!
[3:26
PM] Mr. Blue:
What
number is the Elephant Man?
Or
someone that's been horribly burned?
Most
people, probably like 80%, are probably 5-6
[3:27
PM] Mr. Silver:
By
bell curve, yes.
Merrik,
I think, would rate a 0
Zero
physical appeal to anyone except someone parallely skewed
mentally/emotionally.
Though
apparently he was a rather nice guy
"We
can double date tonight! He has a GREAT personality!"
"So...this
Merrik fellow's rating for the whole package? As an average?"
"Well, he's a 10!...+0...divided
by 2...so...5."
“A 5 is good. I can take a 5 for a dinner out. Wait...did you say 'plus
zero?'”
[3:32
PM] Ms. Rose:
I'm
a solid negative 3. And I'm happy with that. Imagine how bad I looked
on drugs! lol
[3:32
PM] Mr. Blue:
Ugly
people tend to have better personalities
[3:32
PM] Mr. Silver:
Ahhhh....hmmmm
I
would not say that
Like...at
all...
[3:34
PM] Ms. Rose:
I
had a great personality on drugs! hahahah
[3:34
PM] Mr. Silver:
You've
got a baseline esteem and socialization set of factors to consider
[3:34
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
think good looking people have it easier and have less empathy
Ugly
people have more empathy
Because
they notice how people treat them and care how they treat others
[3:34
PM] Mr. Silver:
I'll
agree
[2:44
PM] Ms. Rose:
We
should draw up a visual representation of the 7 circles of tech
support hell.
[2:47
PM] Mr. Silver:
"But
that's only 6 circles."
"Hey
Larry! Bend over and show this lady the 7th support
circle."
[2:49
PM] Ms. Rose:
ROFL
