Friday, September 26, 2014

Day 304 - Black Box BS, A Savory Discovery, Voluminous Vagina, The Natives Need A Makeover If They Wish To Survive, Packing One Macaroni For Lunch, Cloudy With A Chance Of Brains, "I Need An Old Busybody And A Young Busybody", and Does Mr. Brown Secretly Write For The Daily Mail?

Mr. Silver
CNN was reporting that the Ukrainian rebels turned in the flight recorders.  (Me reading the crawler) "Malaysian officials state that if the flight recorders were tampered with, they would know imme...oh who are we kidding...of course they F'd with them."
1:30 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
1:32 PM Mr. Blue
Pilot’s last words were (in thick Russian accent) "Oh no, an alien space ship has stolen our wings."
1:50 PM Mr. Brown
{boop boop}
1:57 PM Mr. Silver
"We have an incoming radar blip! OMG!  It looks like a boird that eez flying t'vords our plane.  I doo hope it does not heet uss vere the illegal explosives are stored for illegal transportation. We're hit!  OMG!  It was a boird."   
1:57 PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:00 PM Mr. Blue
lol


6:57 AM Mr. Silver
(Looks)
Meeeeeet
6:57 AM Mr. Amethyst
Meeeeet?
6:58 AM Mr. Silver
6:58 AM Mr. Amethyst
Interesting.
6:58 AM Mr. Brown
To me it makes some sense.
Your body is going to tell you when it finally has what it needs.
6:59 AM Mr. Silver
"This unknown taste...aka "pungent"...has only recently been discovered, though mysteriously had it's own term in English as far back as 1597."
7:00 AM Mr. Silver
Apparently “The East" only discovered it 100 years ago.


Mr. Brown
“Surgeons discover 5-inch sex toy in woman’s vagina that had been there for 10 YEARS”
How do you not know that’s there?
1:01 PM Mr. Silver
Break up with your boyfriend and not have sex for 10 years, I guess. 
1:17 PM Mr. Silver
"It was behind the 10 inch and 8 inch sex toys, which were not in medically threatening positions."
1:20 PM Mr. Blue
Heh
1:25 PM Mr. Silver
"There was also a universal remote, $3 in loose change and an heirloom antique vase, all of which the patient recalled losing, but not when.  She was especially pleased at the return of the vase, which had been a gift from her great grandmother."


Mr. Silver
"European Invaders Finally Kill Off Pristine Native Culture After 522 Year Campaign Of Violence And Disease"
9:51 AM Mr. Blue
Manifest Destiny, bitches.
9:53 AM Mr. Silver
Gotta Catch 'em All
9:54 AM Mr. Blue
Send them back with mortars and AKs to protect the forest from loggers.
The black one is creepy.
9:56 AM Mr. Silver
Yes...it appears they like their women with a solid black tan.
Mr. Silver
Very “Clan of the Cave Bear”.
10:10 AM Mr. Blue
Yolandi is cute in an ugly kind of way.
10:10 AM Mr. Silver
Or ugly in a cute way.
Generally the whole group and their music is nasty
A train wreck one can tap one's feet to and hum along with.
10:12 AM Mr. Brown
Ear bleeder?
I don't know that band.
10:14 AM Mr. Silver
Oh, you're in for a treat.
10:14 AM Mr. Blue
Die Antwoord
10:14 AM Mr. Silver
Write it down and watch some videos at home
10:20 AM Mr. Silver
It is a true mark of a group's charisma that you go back and look at their stuff even if you don't like it...Die Antwoord is one of those. 
10:20 AM Mr. Blue
I like a handful of their songs... and their overall image is goofy and entertaining.
They hired their DJ cuz he was the only person they knew that had a "pc computer".
10:25 AM Mr. Silver
Heh
10:29 AM Mr. Silver
"They start as a garage band?"  
"More of a post-apartheid-burned-out-empty-lot-in-South-Africa band."


Mr. Silver
So I decide to have a walk for break...I had gotten away from that this year.  Walking along, no glasses, and I spot a little regular shape that my archaeological eye told my brain "interesting artifact". 
I turn around, bend down and squint...and it's the cutest little bag of weed I've ever seen.
"Dawwww...someone wost his wittle weed bag."
I briefly considered picking it up to admire...then said uh uh and pushed it out of sight with my toe. 
9:06 AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
9:06 AM Mr. Blue
Probably a sting op.
9:06 AM Mr. Silver
For the rest of the walk, I actually thought most about the bag.
It was 1"x1"
"Of rather limited use; are there any legitimate uses?" I thought.
9:09 AM Mr. Silver
I mean, you could, for instance, carry one button. Or, perhaps a police or medical sample, but only if you wanted to lose it in the bottom of an evidence kit.
9:09 AM Mr. Blue
Or someone ditched it cuz they saw cops somewhere.
9:10 AM Mr. Silver
The middle of the sidewalk isn't very inconspicuous.
9:10 AM Mr. Blue
They could have chucked it out of a car window.
9:10 AM Mr. Brown
People do that a lot; just chuck it.
9:11 AM Mr. Silver
I wasn't thinking about the pot regardless.
It's just odd to me from a manufacturer side.
Who orders a 1"x1" zipper bag?
Do they come in a long thin box of 250 with "Glad" advertising on it?
9:12 AM Mr. Blue
There are different charges based on the amount you carry.
That's probably why they make the bags so small.
9:14 AM Mr. Amethyst
Bad idea, as that's called intent to distribute.
Having 1 big bag is a lesser charge than 12 small ones.
9:15 AM Mr. Silver
"Me and my...friends...are wondering if you can produce 1"x1" zipperlock bags." 
"Well...uh...the machines can DO it of course.  What are they for?"
"Uh...tiny sandwiches." 
9:15 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
9:37 AM Mr. Silver
Mark of an anthropologist - He's the one fixated on the culture and manufacture of tiny bags whilst the others discuss marijuana laws.
9:45 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL


Mr. Brown
I don't understand why they keep calling these storms in Britain “zombie apocalypse storms”.
7:11 AM Mr. Silver
Link, Mr. Brown.
7:12 AM Mr. Brown
7:13 AM Mr. Silver
"Reports of undead-human sized hail"
7:24 AM Mr. Silver
(shuffle shuffle shuffle) "Tooooo weeeeeet iiiiin graaaaave..."  (shuffle shuffle)


7:30 AM Mr. Silver


7:41 AM Mr. Brown
Could fossils from Earth could be discovered on the MOON? Meteorite strikes may have transported microscopic evidence.
Looks like I wrote this.
7:44 AM Mr. Silver
"They made their own meteoroids and fired them into war with a gun"
"Fired them into war"?
"Walls" maybe?
(Expert) "Turns out nobody cared about the fossil thing, but the military contacted us to ask about our exiting new meteorite weapons technology."
7:48 AM Mr. Silver
Awful editing on that article.  It really could have been written by you, Mr. Brown.
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