Mr. Silver
I
got called "ma'am" from behind last night.
The
pony tail must be getting good.
11:59
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
That
or your backside.
LOL
12:00
PM Mr. Gray
Maybe
it was how you walk. You need to tone down the "wiggle"
12:01
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
I
saw a wo MAN the other day
12:04
PM Mr. Brown
This
lady I saw really looked like a dude until I got closer.
12:09
PM Mr. Silver
Dude
"That guy was lookin' at me like I was some sort of chick...I
hate that."
12:15
PM Mr. Silver
"Life
on Earth Doomed to Pre-Mature Accidental Eradication"
12:20
PM Mr. Silver
(Reporter)
"You've dubbed them Artificial DNA...and called them XNA…but
artificial starts with an A."
(Scientist)
"Yes, but Xs are cooool."
12:22
PM Mr. Gray
“It’s
for "extremely cool"
12:24
PM Mr. Silver
(Reporter)
"People concerned about this kind of experimentation, and who
believe it could be hazardous, have been saying it stands for
'extinction'."
(Scientist,
getting shifty) "I'm not crazy. They said I was crazy, but
they'll all pa-...respect my work soon."
12:25
PM Mr. Brown
Xenomorphic
neutral acid
12:26
PM Mr. Silver
I
did poorly in college chemistry because of the math issue, but
still recall a good bit. "Ouch", Mr. Brown
Neutral
acid?
12:27
PM Mr. Gray
It
burns everything equally.
12:28
PM Mr. Silver
Or
perhaps nothing, completely.
12:28
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
neutral acid:
it
takes no sides
12:31
PM Mr. Brown
And
xenomorphic sounds cool
Acid
is always a winner.
12:31
PM Mr. Silver
Drop
any this morning?
Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Brown, I was just going over some of my notes; it would seem that you
owe me $42.30. If this is a bad time, I can setup a loan
repayment program.
12:32
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
How
do you come to this?
12:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
was going over my debt book. You owe.
12:35
PM Mr. Silver
The
“Hello Kitty” tattoo?
$2.30
for the tattoo
$40
for making you do Hello Kitty
12:36
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver is all knowing.
As
I was saying, we can setup some sort of repayment plan if you need
one.
12:43
PM Mr. Brown
I
don't have anything in my books.
12:43
PM Mr. Amethyst
Your
books are defunct.
12:43
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
12:43
PM Mr. Amethyst
You’re
not running a business.
You’re
stealing from me.
Now,
here are your options: pay in full or $20 per pay with 10% interest
every month.
Default,
however, means I have to send my "collection agents" to
bring me your car.
12:43
PM Mr. Silver
(gets
out the hammer) I love the options, boss!
12:44
PM Mr. Brown
So
what did I order from you that is worth that money?
LOL
12:44
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
loaned you 50c a while ago. Approximately 9 weeks by my
calculations. Compounding interest, sir.
Shoulda
read the fine print…not my fault.
12:45
PM Mr. Brown
I
actually don't remember ever taking 50 c from you, and I always
remember stuff.
12:45
PM Mr. Amethyst
Payment
plan or full payment?
12:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
Unfortunately
I cannot take your word as, well, you owe me. So you’re less
trustworthy than a turtle at this point. So we shall rely on my
books.
12:47
PM Mr. Brown
Mr.
Amethyst, if you need 50 c to get something from the vending machine
I’ll give it to you.
You
don't have to go all “loan shark”.
LOL
12:49
PM Mr. Silver
He
needs approximately eighty-five 50-cent items from the vending
machine, Mr. Brown.
I'm
strapped or I'd lend it to him.
12:49
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
12:51
PM Mr. Amethyst
*sigh*
I guess we're gonna do this the hard way.
12:51
PM Mr. Silver
Hammer?
(hops!)
12:51
PM Mr. Amethyst
Let
me introduce you to my "recollection agents"
http://www.wiltonbash.com/products/
12:52
PM Mr. Silver
Ball
peen! Send the ball peen!
12:52
PM Mr. Brown
Rubber
mallet
Rubber
mallet = more hits, more pain before breaking.
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
He
wants these:
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
But
we want these:
12:55
PM Mr. Amethyst
Armor
breakers.
12:57
PM Mr. Silver
It'll
break whatever you’ve got, I'm sure, armor or no.
12:57
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
1:12
PM Mr. Brown
Those
cupcakes had too much sugar in them. Ugh!
1:12
PM Mr. Amethyst
What
cupcakes?
1:12
PM Mr. Brown
The
ones I got downstairs in the vending machine.
1:12
PM Mr. Silver
The
ones he bought for $42.30
1:13
PM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah
1:13
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Brown, I was just going over some of my notes. I seems that you
owe me cupcakes. If this is a bad time, I can setup a loan
repayment program.
1:16
PM Mr. Brown
I’m
gathering from the conversation so far that you currently have no
money.
1:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
Mr.
Silver, I’m going to beat Mr. Brown.
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
That's
been the theme so far, yes.
3:34
PM Mr. Brown
I
hate it when people ask “Are you a Steelers fan?”
I
tell them yes, then they sound meaner to me.
3:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
tell them I don’t watch football. If they ask why, I tell ‘em
its a sissy sport.
They
say no its not, I say yea it is: rugby is a real sport.
3:36
PM Mr. Silver
"Hurling,
sir. Talk to me about manly when you've taken a shot from a
club with no padding and stayed up to go on to score."
3:38
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
F
that! I play Russian Roulette. 65 wins 4 losses.
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
"Whiffle
Ball" Amethyst
3:39
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
3:40
PM Mr. Brown
“He’s
always whistling.”
“No,
he is just walking.”
Mr. Blue
I
don’t know what the deal was Friday… I hurt so bad my eyes were
watering... I went home and lay down, woke up a few hours later and
it was mostly gone.
Probably
something dumb, like gas.
8:06
AM Mr. Silver
I
had that the day I left early in late December.
Mine
was Mexican food related though, I’m sure.
8:07
AM Mr. Blue
Ah
8:07
AM Mr. Silver
Uncomfortable
for hours.
8:07
AM Mr. Blue
I
have a pretty low pain tolerance, so it was probably something mild.
A
bone bruise on my ankle once kept me up for 2 days wailing and
moaning.
8:09
AM Mr. Silver
(The
Nazi commandant from every old WWII commando film) "Vee haf vays
of making you talk, Herr Blau.”
“Tell
me...did you enjoy the burrito vee gave you at lunch?”
(looks
at watch, gives evil grin)
“You
are sveating, ja?"
"Das
badezimmer iss rrright over there...vould you...like...to go?"
8:11
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
Mr.
Yellow
I
have a new spell pick this level, and know what it is going to be.
1:04
PM Mr. Silver
“Bigby's
Nose-Picking Hand”?
1:04
PM Mr. Yellow
Damn,
Mr. Silver, it was supposed to be a surprise.
1:05
PM Mr. Silver
"Up
to 5 targets with orifices can be viciously assaulted at once if
within a 10' diameter."
"The
mage may also direct the hand to make multiple "picks" at
creatures with multiple orifices."
1:08
PM Mr. Yellow
Digging
for gold.
1:16
PM Mr. Silver
Actually...sounds
like a pretty nasty/rude spell
Then
there's “Otto's Irresistible Line Dance”
"Affects
all in a 30'x30' square."
1:27
PM Mr. Yellow
Haha
1:34
PM Mr. Silver
“Aganazzar's
Hot Pepper Scorcher”
Not
much damage but really incapacitating from start to finish, and for a
long duration
1:35
PM Mr. Yellow
Hehe
If
you drink hot wax to coat your insides will it prevent the spell from
working?
1:37
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:43
PM Mr. Silver
(wince)
Lesse...I
can't stop at a mere 3 spells...
"Mordenkainen's
S Word"
"Initially
appearing to be similar to a “Rain of Stones” effect, this awful
conjuration is much more humiliating and foul."
"The
area of effect is also considerably vaster, covering enough area that
victims coined the term 'Sh-t Storm'."
1:53
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
I
like that one.
1:58
PM Mr. Yellow
Hehe
Yes,
it is disgusting.
1:58
PM Mr. Gray
Would
certainly break morale LOL
...and
cause disease checks.
1:58
PM Mr. Yellow
Well,
conjured magical poop may be disease free.
1:59
PM Mr. Gray
Bah....I'd
go "summoned" LOL
There
is enough in the realm’s sewers to accommodate it.
2:03
PM Mr. Yellow
Summoned
from the lower planes: Unholy Sh@# Storm!
2:03
PM Mr. Gray
Ewww...now
THAT is a guaranteed disease check. LOL
I
don’t think I want to know what the component is though.
2:07
PM Mr. Yellow
Well,
I am sure a pinch of the conjured material, so collect that demon
dung.
2:09
PM Mr. Gray
*picks
up demon crap*
"Ewww...what are you doing!?!"
*looks back* "Spell research!!!"
"Ewww...what are you doing!?!"
*looks back* "Spell research!!!"
2:14
PM Mr. Yellow
Hehe
Yes,
I am NOT going to make that spell with this
character.
2:14
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
2:14
PM Mr. Yellow
My
back up mage? *shrug*
Poop
golem!
2:16
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Wow!
That
would suck!
2:16
PM Mr. Gray
"Engulf
Attack"
2:16
PM Mr. Yellow
Ewwwww
2:07
PM Mr. Brown
Wow.
They made a Wolverine-Batman combo called "Dark Claw".
2:16
PM Mr. Silver
Some
days, with names like that, I find The Powerpuff Girls realistic.
(panicked
crook) "What are you?!?!"
"I'm
Dark Claw!"
"NNNnn-
... … seriously? Jebus...did it take you a full minute
to come up with that? Oh well...beat me up 'Dark Claw'
(giggle)."
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
LOL
11:13
AM Mr. Blue
What’s
a madstone, Mr. Silver
11:26
AM Mr. Silver
Not
familiar with the term offhand.
Oh...a
bezoar
Cure-all
for poison in magical legend, and recently tested and shown to
actually work to some degree.
11:46
AM Mr. Blue
Ahh,
I see.
11:56
AM Mr. Silver
Where
did you come with a madstone?
11:58
AM Mr. Blue
Something
I read last night. Some old newspaper clipping that said some
guy got rabies, so he went and got a madstone.
12:01
PM Mr. Blue
I
also read of a method for treating lance/sword wounds that involved a
concoction of pigs brains, iron, moss and worms... and you apply it
directly to the lance/sword (not the wound itself)
12:06
PM Mr. Silver
Ah,
the good old days of magic-thinking medicine.
12:10
PM Mr. Silver
I
read a Native American medicine recipe that required 12 puppy
brains...I don't recall what it was supposed to cure though.
12:12
PM Mr. Silver
Interesting
book...it was a mix of real herbalism that was recommended and known
to work, plus more dubious magical theory stuff, plus flat out
bizarre crap.
All
mixed with author commentary.
12:31
PM Mr. Silver
One
of my favorite recipes was a concoction to "Summon God".
12:33
PM Mr. Silver
She
said something like "We made it and lit it. I don't know
if it summoned God or not but we got REALLY high."
12:34
PM Mr. Brown
I
see something!
No
wait that’s just George the Pink Elephant
12:41
PM Mr. Silver
"I
have a message from Jebus Cripes Pachyderm."
12:45
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
"And
it was said that peanuts rained from the sky on that holy day."
1:28
PM Mr. Blue
*Winnie
the Pooh voice* “Do you know where the teenage girls hang out?”
1:36
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
