Mr. Amethyst
Yes, but guns are not only to stop shootings, because "the fastest reaction is still slower than the slowest action", but also to stop…I don’t know…cayjackings.
car*
WTF is a cay?
9:26 AM Mr. Blue
It’s like a sandy island.
9:26 AM Mr. Silver
Cayjacking!
"Yo! Get off the ISLAND lady!" (pulls her off, jumps on...peals out)
"MY CAY!!!!"
9:27 AM Mr. Blue
LOL
You're sayin' what I’m thinkin'!
9:28 AM Mr. Silver
(spokesman) "Has this happened to you? It doesn't have to turn into a problem with anti-cayjack technology."
"The Anchor, from Winning International, can help!"
9:29 AM Mr. Silver
"Simply toss it over the side, and cayjackers are stopped cold!"
9:30 AM Mr. Silver
(Warning: Will not prevent cayjacker from shooting you in the face.)
9:31 AM Mr. Blue
Or a giant Club™ that just kind of sits on the sand.
9:32 AM Mr. Silver
(TV ad of guy all in black with black knit hat and black 'crook' mask, going island to island...passing the one with the giant Club™)
9:32 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
"Drat! Foiled again!"
9:33 AM Mr. Silver
"Thank you, Club™! You saved my sand!"
9:33 AM Mr. Amethyst
My gun has been pulled once and only once, and that’s all it took. Big scary bald guy let go of my door handle real fast.
9:38 AM Mr. Blue
Your car door?
9:38 AM Mr. Silver
House door!
"Yo! Outta the HOUSE man!!!" (Pulls man out of house, jumps in...peals away)
"MY HOUSE!"
9:38 AM Mr. Blue
LOL
9:39 AM Mr. Silver
(spokesman) "Has this happened to you?
9:39 AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
Yeah, my car door. Also I forgot; I pulled it on my neighbor’s dog once too.
Thought the damned thing was gonna kill me.
9:40 AM Mr. Silver
"Yo! Gimmie that LEASH man!" (Grabs leash, pushes...dog and crook peal out)
"MY DOG!!!"
(Spokesman, drinking straight from bottle) "..."
Mr. Brown
So I just was thinking; they kind of took the scientist part of Batman away from him in the movies.
2:49 PM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah, Batman is a ninja in these movies.
2:52 PM Mr. Silver
The last time Batman did scientific research that I recall was Keaton figuring out Smilex in the first Burton movie.
2:54 PM Mr. Brown
In the comic books, he is always inventing stuff himself.
Like pills he can take to stop a gas from affecting him and such.
I would think they would put that in the movies.
2:57 PM Mr. Brick
I never liked that aspect of the comics. prob why I think DC comics is garbage. The hero always seems to just happen to have the absolute right "thing" at the absolute right moment, regardless of what the circumstances could possibly be.
2:58 PM Mr. Amethyst
There’s a pack of hungry genital-eating piranha...luckily I have just invented the Bat Bite-Proof Nut Cup.
2:58 PM Mr. Brick
LOL
2:59 PM Mr. Brown
Well he would come up with stuff for specific foes
They have something they are using against him; he loses the fight, gets away, and then comes up with something to help.
2:59 PM Mr. Silver
“Quick Robin! The Bat Spectacled-Bear-With-Ebola Repellant!”
2:59 PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahahahaha
2:59 PM Mr. Silver
“Holy ursines, Batman! How did you know? “
“Like any good hero Robin, one must have a Deus to Ex for any Machina.”
2:16 PM Mr. Blue
WTF
2:17 PM Mr. Brown
Looks like we don't compete, or we suck at those.
2:21 PM Mr. Silver
Full Contact Literature!
All-In Architecture!
Synchronized Painting!
2:22 PM Mr. Blue
Welterweight Poetry
2:23 PM Mr. Brown
The Paint Brush Toss
2:23 PM Mr. Silver
What dolt thought the arts should be in the Olympic Games anyway?
2:23 PM Mr. Blue
The Olympics were originally intended for "athletes" that didn't even practice.
2:23 PM Mr. Brown
Well they practiced, just not like they do now. More like they did that stuff for fun.
2:23 PM Mr. Silver
"Entrants must be amateurs who know nothing of the disciplines."
2:24 PM Mr. Brown
Big macho fest, so they had to get the thinkers in there too at some point.
2:27 PM Mr. Blue
The ethos of the aristocracy as exemplified in the English Independent school greatly influenced Pierre de Coubertin.[114] The independent schools subscribed to the belief that sport formed an important part of education, an attitude summed up in the saying mens sana in corpore sano, a sound mind in a sound body. In this ethos, a gentleman was one who became an all-rounder, not the best at one specific thing. There was also a prevailing concept of fairness, in which practicing or training was considered tantamount to cheating.[114]
2:42 PM Mr. Brown
Coroebus, a cook from the city of Elis, was the first Olympic champion
A cook
Sweet
2:43 PM Mr. Blue
Well, the idea that the Olympics were for amateurs came about in the 1800's during the revival of the Olympics, but that was false; the ancient Greek athletes were, by definition, professionals that trained for their particular sport.
But Coubertin was an idiot.
10:40 AM Mike India blackout leaves 300 million without power = Does that mean that we are the ONLY Tech Support available?
10:47 AM Smitty Thanks for the laugh Mike.
10:47 AM Don Please no.
10:49 AM Amy No no!
11:44 AM Mr. Silver Headline - "All net and computer issues mysteriously solved after India blackout."
8:56 AM Mr. Brown
Wirefall. Good name for a movie.
8:58 AM Mr. Silver
Sounds like a cyber thriller.
8:59 AM Mr. Amethyst
Skynet’s little brother.
9:00 AM Mr. Brown
It could be a good name for a book, too
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
Good morning Mr. Blue.
Welcome to Wirefall.
9:04 AM Mr. Blue
Guten morgen
What’s that?
9:04 AM Mr. Silver
(Points at Brown)
9:04 AM Mr. Brown
Cybernetic utopiea
9:05 AM Mr. Silver
That sounds like a bionic urinary tract...
"I can pee 30 yards with this new utopiea!"
9:06 AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
9:06 AM Mr. Blue
Pinpoint precision.
9:07 AM Mr. Blue
Write your name in the snow in up to 45 font styles.
9:08 AM Mr. Amethyst
All while it plays "The Final Countdown" or up to 40 other songs, loaded via USB.
9:08 AM Mr. Silver
Includes the crowd favorite font: Dot Matrix
"Wow! It's like a machine gun or something!"
9:09 AM Mr. Amethyst
EEEEEEEEDEEEEDEEEEEDEEEEEEEGGGGRRREEWWWWDEDOBADE..EWP...EWP....EWP...GREEEEEEDEEDOBADEEP.
That’s my representation of an old printer noise.
Man, imagine hearing that every time you went pee
9:11 AM Mr. Brown
And a modem handshake sound every time you number 2.
9:11 AM Mr. Amethyst
Nah man; you gotta get the NASA countdown for that.
9:13 AM Mr. Blue
(sings) "I'm stepping in the stall… and I'm floating in the most peculiar way-ayy"
9:13 AM Mr. Amethyst
HAHAHAHAHAHA
9:17 AM Mr. Brown
"Myyyyy shit is floating in a tin can…faaaar below my moon…"
9:19 AM Mr. Silver
I can hear Bowie singing it that way.
9:20 AM Mr. Brown
"This is Head Control to Major Tom
You’re straining very ha-ard"
9:23 AM Mr. Brown
Name of the new song: Poop Oddity
9:23 AM Mr. Silver
"Heeeere am I shitting on the ship's can...Faaaaaar from a men's rooooom...."
12:16 PM Mr. Blue
The media is really milking this shooting thing, I’d say.
(This one: http://abcnews.go.com/US/colorado-movie-theater-shooting-suspect-bought-guns-6000/story?id=16817842#.UDk0AqCf-So - Mr. Silver)
It's obviously news that warrants headlines, but do we really need to learn about all the great things the people that were killed did? Isn't it just implied that anybody dying like this is a bad thing?
Front page on CNN is a candle light vigil? Come on.
12:21 PM Mr. Silver
"I'm Wolf Blitzer. Now that we're finished with these 9 sad sad stories, we turn to the stories of these remaining worthless sacks of protoplasm and filth that got killed. Take this epic douchebag named 'Tad' for instance..."
12:24 PM Mr. Amethyst
Tad’s my dad’s name :-(
12:25 PM Mr. Silver
"C and D student...played X-Box all day in the garage apartment where he's been sponging off his parents for 10 years. The last potential he showed was as a freshman swimmer in school before he discovered pot."
12:29 PM Mr. Silver
"Let's watch a Youtube clip we found of him setting his crotch on fire and crashing at the bottom of some stone steps trying to prove his skateboard...’skillz’."
12:32 PM Mr. Silver
"Stepping over to the CNN Grief/No Loss Board, 'Tad' is our first picture under 'No Loss', but will by no means be the last."
12:55 PM Mr. Brown
There is the hair.
12:42 PM Mr. Silver
"Carrot Top sought for questioning as person of interest."
1:03 PM Mr. Silver
I'm morbidly interested in what his stupid “logic” was.
1:04 PM Mr. Brown
Yeah. I kind of want to know what he was thinking.
1:18 PM Mr. Brown
He only had one plan: kill kill and kill some more.
1:44 PM Mr. Silver
Sounds like a Chuck Norris or Stallone movie tagline
"Kill Kill and Kill"
(preview voiceover) "Up against a killer, he had only one plan: Kill Kill and Kill!"
"The new film starring Sylvester Stallone and Chuck Norris."
"With Hologram Tupac and Hologram Charles Bronson"
2:23 PM Mr. Brown
And Clint Eastwood as a old man sitting in a chair
2:24 PM Mr. Silver
(Eastwood) "So you gotta ask yourself...did you give me a full serving of applesauce...or didn't you?"
(Confused guy in institutional uniform) "Look, I'm just an orderly, sir. I just brought you the tray from the cafeteria."
2:25 PM Mr. Brown
I mean it would be cool for him to be in it, saying something like: “You young guys have no clue what you’re doing, do you?”
And that’s all he does in the movie.
Or have him walk up, throw a grenade, and blow up a whole base.
2:27 PM Mr. Blue
I’d like to see a movie completely scripted and directed by Mr. Brown, where the highlight would be Clint Eastwood literally walking up to an enemy base and throwing a grenade at a "base" and then exiting off camera... and that's the end of the scene.
2:28 PM Mr. Brown
Come on Clint, give me those squinty eyes. I need more squinting.
2:28 PM Mr. Blue
The "base" is the villain's lair, where they're holding the world ransom, threatening to shoot the earth through the sun, boiling the oceans dry.
Patrick Dempsey plays a shirtless scientist.
2:30 PM Mr. Silver
(Dempsey) "We need to strip down and oil up."
(Eastwood) "We WHAT?"
