So the Cherry King story went mob now.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2967788/Owner-iconic-cherry-company-tells-sister-care-kids-kills-bathroom-authorities-uncover-evidence-drug-operation-wall-office.html
Mr. Silver
Naturally
"For as long as I can remember, I always wanted to be a Fruitfella."
Mr. Silver
"What do you mean 'tasteful'? Do I please your palate?"
"Hey...Tommy..."
"NO! He knows what he means. What do you mean 'tasteful'?"
"I'm just saying you've got good taste...you're tasteful."
"Yeah but what do you mean, huh? Am I a dessert topping to you? I go on top of whipped cream? Whatta ya mean 'tasteful'?!?"
".....(gets it, smiles) F you, Tommy..."
"Haha! You see his face! I got ya!"
Mr. Blue
"Hey, you got a phone? Two cherry pickers just stole my truck! You believe that sh**?"
"No more juicing, Billy. Maybe you don't know, you been away a long time. I don't do juice anymore."
"I'm only kidding Tommy. We're having a party. I just came home and I haven't seen you and you're breaking my balls. I’m sorry, I didn't mean to offend you... ... now go home and get your f***in' juicer."
Mr. Silver
"Karen...you like nice preserves? Smuckers? Polaner? Welch's?"
"Yeah, Jimmy"
"Tell you what. I gotta lotta extra preserves. Why don't you go pick out some nice preserves. They're right down that way. Just walk down."
Problem with this Fruitfellas gag is that I don't recall enough dialogue from enough scenes to play for long.
...that and converting everything to fruit is proving problematic...
Hehe
Mr. Silver
"And then there was Jimmy Two Toppings, who got that nickname because he ordered the same toppings twice."
"I'm gonna get the green cherries, the green cherries."
Mr. Silver
So I'm looking at quotes from Goodfellas, and I've picked up on an interesting fact.
People love the movie so much that the entire script appears to have made IMDB's quotes list.
Mr. Blue
Yep
Mr. Silver
The follow-up being that there are dozens of unmemorable quotes.
"Hey! Remember the 14th time Hill said Tommy was bustin' his balls?"
"Yeah!"
"Put THAT in the quotes list!"
Mr. Blue
Heheh
Mr. Blue
Isis destroying 3,000 year old artifacts
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2970270/Islamic-State-fighters-destroy-antiquities-Iraq-video.html
Mr. Brown
DICKS
Mr. Blue
That pisses me off more than them burning that pilot or shooting those Egyptians.
Mr. Silver
Basically ISIS sucks at everything except fanatically following demonstrably inferior advice written 1300 years ago.
Mr. Blue
Heh, yeah they're pretty good at that.
Mr. Silver
The only thing that has kept them and their ilk going (meaning still alive) in the modern world is that the demonstrably ethically superior people of the world no longer think Fire & Sword population control and genocide is good anymore.
Which is interesting, because ISIS...
Mr. Blue
(Channel) always has “How Its Made”, which I love.
Mr. Silver
Good show.
Ms. Rose
I love that show as well. I like to fall asleep to that guy's voice. It's so...soothing.
"Workers create a blah blah and then they assemble the whatever..." Ahhhh, so nice.
Mr. Silver
I'd call it Very German, except they tell you what's going on instead of playing Wagner or Mozart over the video.
Mr. Silver
"3sat presents 'The Efficient and Clinical Manufacturing Show'...now, sadly, in color."
Mr. Blue
I always think: "Wow, I’m glad they don’t have live sound, because that'd be noisy as Hell."
Mr. Silver
YES!
Hehehe
Mr. Blue
Or like the ones where they recycle rubber... "imagine the smell!"
Mr. Silver
"The worker then takes the treated cowhide from the vat and begins scraping away excess hair, before vomiting violently. At night his children cry before he takes a shower and he drinks a liter of vodka."
Ms. Rose
Bwaahahaha!
Mr. Blue
On an episode yesterday about eggs he ended with: "These chickens have earned a vacation. A one way trip...to the slaughterhouse!"
Mr. Silver
"F you, chickens! Next...how to build a rubber boat!"
Ms. Rose
LOLOL
Mr. Silver
Damn...we started this theme WAY too late.
Mr. Blue
The picture looks like the excavation of the alien ship from The Thing http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/the-siberian-crater-saga-is-more-widespread-%e2%80%94-and-scarier-%e2%80%94-than-anyone-thought/ar-BBhZntw?ocid=U219DHP
Mr. Brown
Hopefully we don't see Silver Surfer flying around. Looks like Galactus was hungry.
Mr. Silver
"Russians to get everyone killed again"
Stalin would have known what to do: "Fill them with peasants."
Mr. Blue
"Nature's gulags"
Mr. Silver
Mr.
Silver
"The
skyscraper will be pre-fabricated by Ikea, is named 'Bildng', and
comes with 4,000,000 pieces and an allen wrench. A screwdriver and
hammer is also pictured as needed on sheet #1 of the instructions."
"There
is also a sheet of shrink wrapped cardboard sheet of hardware
components that is approximately 1/2 mile square, 2 tons of small
finishing nails in a bag, and a fabric anchoring strap."
Mr.
Blue
How
the hell can you make an elevator shaft out of wood?
Mr.
Brown
Well
you get some plywood, and a few screws, and some rope and pulleys.
Then
you put them together in elevator shape.
Ms.
Rose
Uhhh
huh huh... he said "shaft," Beavis.
And
"wood."
Mr. Brown
Ha!
Apparently
Mt Everest is turning into a giant amalgamation of turds.
Mr.
Blue
I
think it'd be cool if we had, like, a huge
mountain on earth.
All
the bigger mountains are about the same height.
Like
an Olympus Mons.
Like
50,000 feet. Planes have to fly around it.
Mr.
Brown
Yeah
they beat each other out, but not by much.
So,
like a mountain that almost touches space.
Climb
that, bitch.
Hehe
Well
if enough people climb Everest, maybe it will get taller.
Hehehe
I
don't think you could climb that.
Mr.
Blue
No.
Mr.
Brown
I
think every attempt would end in death.
Mr.
Blue
But
you could probably dock space shuttles on it
Apparently
1 out of 4 attempts at K2 end in death... pretty impressive.
Mr.
Brown
If
any of these people would test themselves for low oxygen issues
before going they would not die.
The
other side of that is: don't be a idiot.
Hehe
Mr.
Blue
Glad
I’m not an adrenaline junky.
Mr.
Brown
I
went rock climbing before.
I
did not do bad, however I have a fear of heights so I could not keep
going.
Mr.
Blue
I'm
weird with heights.
Ms.
Rose
Is
it just a "guy" thing, or have I encountered a ridiculous
amount of men who are afraid of heights? Seriously, what's the deal?
I love heights. The higher the better. Put me on a pole a thousand
feet above the earth and I'm a happy gal.
Mr.
Silver
It's
not a fear of heights...it's a fear of the impact at the base.
Ms.
Rose
I've
done the Skycoaster thing at Kennywood many times. I cannot afford
real skydiving, but there would be no fear involved...trust me.
Ms.
Rose
I'm
curious. Mr. Silver says it's the fear of impact. Is that true? What
do you feel when you're up there? Do you get vertigo? Is it something
else entirely?
Mr.
Brown
I'm
not in control when i look over the edge.
Mr.
Blue
I'm
just afraid of dying. I just feel anxious/queasy.
Mr.
Brown
When
I go up a ladder I start shaking because I’m thinking of all the
ways I can fall.
Mr.
Blue
Yeah,
falling is very easy.
Mr.
Brown
I
psyc myself out on really high stuff, like roller coasters.
Its
not worth the anxiety before I ride it.
Mr.
Silver
… Of
course, in essence, it's the feeling of survival on such rides that
people actually enjoy...afterwards...
Ms.
Rose
Alright,
so...let's look at this. I'm a chick. And I'm WAY more insecure about
EVERYTHING than you guys are. And I have legitimate fears of dying.
Honestly. Only child, unhealthy parents, no relatives...I'm terrified
of attending a funeral. But when you've ascended to some amazing
height...and you look down...and all that stuff is soooo TINY. What
makes you different from me? What makes you NOT want to jump and
makes me hunger for that asphalt plunging toward my face, blurry?
Mr.
Silver
We're
not suicidal?
That's
my vote.
Mr.
Blue
I'm
okay with being on mountains. Because you can't fall off a
mountain.. you can just kinda tumble down.
Mr.
Brown
I
climbed a pine tree to the top once when I was a child and my
grandmother had to talk me down.
Mr.
Silver
That
was a regular thing for me in the 50 footer by my house until my mom
found out and had the low branches cut off. I was probably 7 or 8.
Ms.
Rose
I'm
talking about skydiving or bungee jumping or something with relative
safety.
Don't
get me wrong. Out on the rooftop of my parents' house as a teen was
incredibly thrilling.
Mr.
Silver
Great
height with no chance...that's the real fear.
Ms.
Rose
I
agree Mr. Silver. But when you're sooooo far up there... What else
matters, really?
Mr.
Silver
I
used to climb out on the roofs and out the windows and drop down
levels and scoot ledges in...err...on...the
3-story house I lived in on Street St.
Ms.
Rose
I
used to hang out on the roof of that big ol' house on Road Rd. too,
Mr. Silver. Slate roofing is incredibly unstable...but incredibly
fun. Hahahha
Mr.
Brown
I
can remember loving climbing until I got stuck in that tree when I
was a child.
Ms.
Rose
I
was just trying to figure out why SO many dudes, with their large
packages, seem to be SO afraid of heights. Calling Dr. Freud, Dr.
Freud...
Maybe
our capable wombs grant us resistance against heights.
