Mr.
Amethyst
So
I’m pooping, and Burke comes in, sees my boots and says "That
you, Amethyst?"
I
said yeah, and he says "With my luck it'd be someone else who's
shy about the bathroom."
I
replied "They have PTSD....post traumatic shit disorder."
I
thought he was gonna die.
10:29
AM Mr. Blue
You
should have been, like, "no".
10:29
AM Mr. Silver
"No
one in here but us chickens."
"You
sound
like Amethyst."
"The
rooster is a mimic."
10:29
AM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
10:30
AM Mr. Amethyst
Doppleganger
chicken.
10:30
AM Mr. Silver
Were-Chicken!
Chickenthropy.
"Even
a man who is pure of heart can become a chicken when the chickweed
blooms...and...you know...he's, like, alone
in the dark
or nervous pooping in a public bathroom or something."
10:33
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr.
Brown
This
link is from a conversation over here that Mr. Blue had about asking
for biscuits and gravy in Scotland.
At
a KFC
And
getting looked at funny.
9:53
AM Mr. Silver
Eww...cookies
with brown sauce?
9:56
AM Mr. Blue
Whatever
they call actual rolls over there? They didn't sell them either.
9:56
AM Mr. Silver
Like
quick-bread biscuits?
(I
was so skeptical that I Googled the UK KFC menu...there are no
“biscuits”? Holy smokes! I mean, granted, they can be dry and
all, but with a nice dose of butter/jam, they change from inedible
[true] to lovely! I assume Tolkien's “cram” was based on an
experience with a butter-less American biscuit in WWI. Here.
[http://www.food.com/recipe/easy-biscuits-135930]
Super simple compared to a lot of recipes. Ignore the
rolling-out/cutting BS. Just hand-divide the mess into ½, ¼, 1/8,
1/16 balls, pat down and bake. [Yes, a lot will stay on your
hands...don't
panic]
Split and butter them hot. - Mr. Silver)
9:57
AM Mr. Brown
I
could have say I want sea biscuits and gravy.
9:57
AM Mr. Silver
Hardtack?
Hehehe
9:58
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
Soften
it up a bit with gravy.
LOL
(Me
again...”Sausage gravy”. White sauce with sage pork sausage crumbled in it:
http://www.food.com/recipe/sausage-gravy-14911. An old friend used to tell me that,
when he was in the army and knew he'd have to work hard all day and
needed the energy, he'd order a stack of biscuits covered in gravy
and it would keep him going all day. This is the stuff. - Mr.
Silver)
10:00
AM Mr. Silver
"Good
morning sir! What would you like for brekkies?"
"About
25 minutes and the use of your kitchen."
10:03
AM Mr. Blue
I
was telling Scott that I was sick of getting just a raw slice of a
tomato with my breakfast.
Beans?
OK, I get it. Black pudding? Sure, why not. A fuckin' gross tomato?
No more.
10:03
AM Mr. Brown
I
would love Marmite on some toast and biscuits.
LOL
10:06
AM Mr. Silver
Not
a tomato man, eh?
10:06
AM Mr. Blue
Sun-dried
tomatoes are OK. Tomato sauce and ketchup are fine.
Just
plain ol' tomato is just...I dunno. It's not like they're bad.
They just taste like nothing to me.
10:07
AM Mr. Silver
Like
many other things, there are all kinds of tomato, and some aren't very good.
9:31
AM Mr. Brown
Now
that makes you wonder: did he base it on true science for the movie,
or
did he pull it out his butt?
(George
Lucas, “Star Wars” – Mr. Silver)
'cause
I don't think we had found anything like that at the time of the
movie.
9:34
AM Mr. Silver
"Death
Star pictured here, missing a shot at Tattooine"
Mr.
Silver
My
dream was rather dull.
All I
recall is that I had a hat on that was about 10' tall.
It
had no brim, and had no top...so essentially it was a big tube.
10:35
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
10:35
AM Mr. Silver
And
it was raining, so my head was getting wet even though I had a hat
on.
10:35
AM Mr. Blue
"The
least effective hat ever! Lets out heat and funnels all rain/debris
right onto the top of your head!"
10:39
AM Mr. Blue
That
might be a unique business idea: the "worst apparel company
ever".
Pants
with no waist so you gotta hold them up.
A
shirt with no sleeves so you gotta walk around like a mummy.
10:39
AM Mr. Brown
Buy
our rain coat! It will stop absolutely no rain and make you wet!
10:41
AM Mr. Silver
Thus
a "rain" coat
"The
Literal Clothing Company"
10:42
AM Mr. Brown
"Is
it winter outside? Well, here in useless apparel, we have the best
winter jacket ever. You will experience full winter weather when
wearing this coat. Feel the cold air and the wet snow on your skin!"
10:42
AM Mr. Blue
"Cumbersome
10' hat that looks awful, is very expensive and serves no purpose."
Sunglasses
that basically direct sunlight right into your cornea.
10:44
AM Mr. Brown
Or
just glasses that have no lenses, but are shaped like the sun!
10:45
AM Mr. Blue
Shoes
that are just old sandwich bags...$25.
10:46
AM Mr. Brown
"Try
our designer watches. Be late for everything!"
"With
our watches, they will watch you be late."
10:52
AM Mr. Brown
"Look
wonderful wearing our swim suit", except it will be a real suit
to swim in,
Or
a suit that just has the word “swim” printed all over it.
11:10
AM Mr. Silver
I
pictured a cowboy hat that was a little saddle belted under your chin
with a small cowboy riding on top
11:10
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
Mr.
Gray
LOS
ANGELES (AP) — An attorney says a disabled man was awarded $8,000
by Disneyland after the "It's A Small World" ride broke,
stranding him for a half hour while the theme song played
continuously.
LOL
12:14
PM Mr. Silver
Nod...we
were on that one before you came in.
12:14
PM Mr. Gray
OH
12:14
PM Mr. Silver
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
Pft...the
ride is already 10.5 minutes long and popular enough that you have to
listen to the tune for a long time waiting in line.
12:14
PM Mr. Gray
I
would love to walk up behind that guy and start singing it and see
how bad he freaks out.
9:01
AM Mr. Blue
The
horror!
If
you're paralyzed, suffer from panic attacks and high blood pressure,
how/why are you riding rides?
9:02
AM Mr. Silver
He
probably got right to the front too and didn't have to listen to it
nearly as long as most of the riders.
Still...
"$8000
and you'll stop whining? OK. We make that at the ticket booths in 35
seconds..."
12:15
PM Mr. Gray
True
12:16
PM Mr. Silver
(Disney
rep) "The money wasn't so much 'awarded' as it was just
'handed'."
Mr.
Silver
"Come
back rum ham! I'm sorry!"
9:11
AM Mr. Blue
Heheh
9:15
AM Mr. Gray
Rum?
*perks
up*
Oh
that’s right...I'm back on the wagon. *curses*
9:16
AM Mr. Blue
I
thought it was off the wagon.
9:17
AM Mr. Gray
Nah.....I
haven’t had one in a week.
9:17
AM Mr. Blue
Oh,
I see.
On
the wagon is good...off is bad.
9:17
AM Mr. Gray
I'm
trying to stop smoking too.
Especially
with how much I drink. LOL
3
bottles in a week.....tad much.
I
blame Katzenjammer. LOL
9:17
AM Mr. Blue
I’ve
been on the wagon for a couple months, but that's just because I’ve
been pretty lazy lately.
9:18
AM Mr. Gray
I'm
tired of the migraines and other health crap, so... Just going to die
anyway, but...
LOL
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
Too
lazy to drink is pretty lazy
9:18
AM Mr. Blue
That's
why I think I could never be an addict; my laziness trumps my
compulsiveness.
9:18
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Lucky
you!
9:19
AM Mr. Silver
You're addicted
to sloth.
