12:19
Mr. Silver
Ah,
the Littoral...
Me,
I'm a fan of the type C Littoral. It's a stealth model, but apparently
even a lot of our own sailors have trouble finding it.
No
wonder they can't make it work.
12:20
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
12:20
PM Mr. Silver
Oddly,
women naval personnel have no trouble finding it at all.
12:22
PM Mr. Blue
LOL,
Mr. Silver
12:23
PM Mr. Brown
C
Littoral lol
12:23
PM Mr. Blue
Are
naval battles really going to be fought?
I’m
pretty sure we're allies with any country that has a respectable
fleet.
12:23
PM Mr. Brown
Well,
with the world mostly covered in water, I would say yes.
12:24
PM Mr. Blue
I’m
not saying we dump the navy altogether, but I don’t know if we need
to spend 37 billion on prototypes that fail.
12:24
PM Mr. Brown
The
biggest thing they are making those for, I would say, is surprising
pirates.
12:25
PM Mr. Silver
"In
contrast with the Littoral is the Navy's new
highly-successful-on-paper Frigate-R/TiV “warship” design, which
isn’t really a ship, per-se, since it can totally submerge AND
fly. It would also pay for itself, and would totally kick the
ass of an enemy ship. Literally,
dude.”
12:26
PM Mr. Blue
Comes
in the commander's choice of neon yellow w/ purple stripes, or hot
pink with ground effects.
12:26
PM Mr. Brown
That
is worth it.
12:27
PM Mr. Silver
"The
Frigate-R/TiV crew would usually consist of only 5 members. The
hard-bitten captain, loose-cannon weapons officer, happy-go-lucky
young ensign, brash-n-busty female who seems to have no specific
role, and an old-salt engineer.”
2:26
PM Mr. Amethyst
I’m
going to tell you a story. Picture, if you will, me sitting on
my hospital bed after surgery.
I
didn’t pee for, like, 12 hours.
The
nurse said “Pee, or we get to cath you.” I pissed all over
the floor right in front of her.
"You
could have waited til I left."
"I
wasn’t taking that chance."
2:27
PM Mr. Brown
I
was in the hospital for my appendix.
F-ing
drunk guy next to me kept peeing on the floor, so I got moved to a
room by myself.
2:28
PM Mr. Silver
I
wanna play too!
OK,
I had this college roommate.
And
one night, after a particularly heavy binge on his part, he stumbles
into the bedroom in the dark, waking me up.
Unzips,
and I hear him start peeing on the floor.
"What
the Hell are you doing!?!"
Instant
silence...I'm not sure how he stopped it.
2:30
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL
2:30
PM Mr. Silver
He
stumbles to the bathroom...and I hear the shower door slide open and
he finishes there.
"Oh
well...better than the floor I guess."
2:31
PM Mr. Brown
I
have a friend that got drunk. Pissed straight into traffic in
front of Applebees.
I’ve
never really pissed on the floor. Like, directly on the floor.
Usually
just a half-asleep missed-the-toilet.
Then
I go oops and redirect.
lol
2:34
PM Mr. Silver
I
went in the garbage can beside the toilet when I was little and sick
once. Too feverish to even recognized the difference,
apparently.
2:35
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
drank a case of Labatts one night, woke up, went to the bathroom,
came outta the bathroom and said "Dude. I’m so sorry.
I just took a MASSIVE shit in your bathtub."
His
face was priceless.
2:35
PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:37
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
always just pee outside at night; it’s closer than the bathroom and
makes Mrs. Amethyst mad.
2:37
PM Mr. Brown
lol
2:37
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
2:38
PM Mr. Silver
Oop
oop
2:38
PM Mr. Brown
If
I’m outside and its dark enough, I’ll just find a spot. Why
walk back to house?
2:38
PM Mr. Amethyst
Dude,
I’ll pee in my driveway, broad daylight, back to street, people
going past.
I
don’t care; I’ll pee where I wanna pee. If you don’t like
it , don’t look.
2:39
PM Mr. Brown
I’m
trying to be nice to my neighbors, not give them a free show.
2:39
PM Mr. Silver
Who'd
pay?
2:39
PM Mr. Amethyst
Psh!
It’s the only show I give.
2:40
PM Mr. Silver
"Gotta
go really badly, honey. Fire up the sign, music, and chaser
lights."
2:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
lol
2:40
PM Mr. Brown
Music
blaring – “And I’m FREE FREEE FALLING”
I’m
sure with more thought, a great selection in song could be decided
upon for the peeing show.
lol
2:41
PM Mr. Amethyst
Don’t
Go Chasing Waterfalls?
That
would be better.
2:42
PM Mr. Brown
How
about “My Ding-a-ling”
2:42
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
7:51
AM Mr. Silver
Meanwhile,
Platz pulls up beside me outside the grocery yesterday.
"Katzenjammer
sucks!"
"Maybe."
"You
don't know who I am, do you?"
"Dude...I'm
on your Facebook."
7:52
AM Alan
lol
7:52
AM Mr. Silver
"Got
this! (shows wedding ring off)"
"I
know! You had a great honeymoon too. I saw."
7:52
AM Alan
ROFL
7:52
AM Mr. Silver
"Cool!
Well, later."
"(You
have no idea who I was, do you, Platz?)"
7:53
AM Alan
Platz
is Platz... all that can be said about him.
7:54
AM Mr. Silver
Hehehe
Mr.
Mustard
Sounds
like someone is playing 'Pop the
Gopher'http://www.pressherald.com/news/nationworld/One-by-one-.html
'You
wanted a Sea-Level Home, now you got it! Stop complaining just
because you have to look out your third floor window to see the front
yard.”
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
This
attack of the Mole Men is really subdued compared to the sort of
stuff in old movies.
9:50
AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps
they called for the world's surrender in the local Horse Trader
Magazine.
9:52
AM Mr. Silver
"We
need to get rid of that lot before tax time. Did you see
anything under Real Estate Needed?"
"Well...there's
this one. 'Surrender surface dwellers. All your
lands will be under our dominion. The Mole King.' There's
a phone number...Want me to try them?"
"Mole
King? Must be a big commercial grab. I don't want them
building a mall there in that nice neighborhood."
"Yeah...I'll
keep looking."
9:54
AM Mr. Mustard
“When
they said ‘You will be getting the Underground, this is not what we
expected!' ”
9:56
AM Mr. Silver
Perhaps
they fell into am old gold mine and don't know it yet; like
“Paint Your Wagon”.
...'course
that was a new gold mine...and not a mine…
9:57
AM Mr. Mustard
You
don't hear as much about gold mine subsidence as coal mine.
10:08
AM Mr. Silver
At
least gold mines don't burn for 50 years...
What's
the name of that town?
Centralia,
PA.
10:11
AM Mr. Mustard
Indeed.
10:16
AM Mr. Mustard
No
worry about heating bills in the winter, or shoveling snow.
10:28
AM Mr. Silver
True.
10:38
AM Mr. Mustard
The
closest subsidence I remember was at a shopping center on Route 8
near Wildwood Road in the 50s or 60s.
A buddy was in the Radio Shack checking TV tubes when it happened.
The clerk sent him out of the store, but he ran back in to get the tubes. All were ok.
A buddy was in the Radio Shack checking TV tubes when it happened.
The clerk sent him out of the store, but he ran back in to get the tubes. All were ok.
10:42
AM Mr. Silver
At
least the tubes were saved (wince)
Lucky
fellow.
The
whole center go?
10:47
AM Mr. Mustard
Parts
of it. Fellow was the first 'test tube baby' I knew.
Sick
sick sick, all
the time.
(Not
sure what he was getting at with this one since he’s decades off.
Perhaps he meant donor sperm? – Mr. Silver)
10:56
AM Mr. Silver
I
guess that's why he needed new tubes at Radio Shack.
10:57
AM Mr. Mustard
Indeed.
Mr.
Mustard
FBI
scam got another friend of mine.
3:14
PM Mr. Silver
?
3:14
PM Mr. Mustard
Trojan
wants $300 and won't boot in Safe mode. Go to Safe mode with
networking, and then it shuts down.
3:15
PM Mr. Silver
Yup,
he’s screwed.
3:15
PM Mr. Mustard
I
told him I would probably remove the hard drive and place it in a
microwave for 10 minutes.
3:16
PM Mr. Silver
Too
complicated. Tell him to just stick a rare-earth magnet to the
drive casing.
3:16
PM Mr. Mustard
And
it will magically pulls all his data onto the magnet?
3:16
PM Mr. Silver
Right.
It’ll be safe there.
3:17
PM Mr. Mustard
Only
a 500GB, a midget magnet should work.
3:17
PM Mr. Silver
"Get
the data back out? Well... I suppose it's possible,
sure."
"No,
Katzenjammer’s IT doesn't do that sort of info retrieval. Try
a theoretical physicist."
3:18
PM Mr. Mustard
“or
a ten year old”
3:18
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
3:19
PM Mr. Mustard
I
have seen floppy disks held to filing cabinets with magnets before.
And
I watched a fellow who said he would fax the data over to someone
place a floppy in fax machine.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
HAHA!
