Day 120 - There's Always A Long Enough Rope, Hyrule Airlines, Light Up A Toothpick, And Hannibal Meets The Munsters

Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/SKUjO

Wow!

8:52 AM Mr. Pink

Those saltwater crocs can get huge.

8:54 AM Mr. Silver

I always like those roping jobs in pictures like that.

"Jebus F!  Just...throw it around it and hope for the best!  Augh!  Watch the teeth!!!"

9:16 AM Mr. Yellow

lol

9:19 AM Mr. Gray

I saw that article. They said there was a bigger one.

9:20 AM Mr. Yellow

There is always a bigger croc.

9:23 AM Mr. Yellow

(sings) "They say there is always a bigger croc...Just like there is always a bigger fish...Just like every cowboy sings a sad sad song. There is always a bigger croc..."

10:02 AM Mr. Silver

"There's always a smaller detective..."

If you play your halfling Sherman Lockheart "Sherlock Holmes", I'll play a pixie named Mike Roftomes who protects the country as a member of a secret society.

10:06 AM Mr. Silver

We can go up against an atomie mastermind named Mortimer Artie

"Morty", for short

Mr. Gray

Wow....I'd be ticked off....

“Hundreds of passengers traveling from India to Britain were stranded Thursday in Amritsar, India, by the charter airline Comtel, which was asking them to kick in money to cover the cost of fuel and fees. Passengers will not be allowed to leave for Britain unless they pay 10,000 rupees (about $200) each, Bhupinder Kandra, the airline's majority shareholder, told the BBC.”

11:17 AM Mr. Yellow

Ouch!

11:18 AM Mr. Silver

“The passengers were asked to pick up stones, cut weeds, enter random homes and gardens and smash the contents to look for more rupees."

11:20 AM Mr. Gray

lol

10:22 AM Mr. Brown

I hope my toothpicks come soon, so I can start to stop smoking.

10:22 AM Mr. Blue

It's easy to stop smoking: just don't start.

10:22 AM Mr. Brown

Yeah. I wish I could have done that.

lol

10:23 AM Mr. Blue

Did you order some custom cigarette-flavored toothpicks?

Just chew gum or sunflower seeds.

10:23 AM Mr. Brown

No, cinnamon. Hot cinnamon.

I don't have trouble quitting the nicotine, I have trouble with the hand to mouth issue.

So if I use toothpicks, I figure that will be good replacement.

If I'm feeling the urge to put in a cig, I'll just pick up a toothpick and play with that.

10:25 AM Mr. Silver

I have a chess rook here you can stick on your lip.

10:26 AM Mr. Blue

Try opium. 100% of people that switch from cigarettes to opium stay off cigarettes.

10:32 AM Mr. Silver

Heh...a comic bit I love.

"My grandma tried everything to quit.  Those patches, support groups, hypnotism...and that thing with the needles...uh...what's it called? 

Oh yeah, heroin. 

She loves that stuff.  Can't get enough.  She quit the smoking no problem.”

10:36 AM Mr. Blue

lol

10:38 AM Mr. Silver

So why cinnamon?

10:38 AM Mr. Brown

I like it better than mint or spearmint.

10:39 AM Mr. Blue

Why don't you chew on some hay? That would be a classic look.

10:39 AM Mr. Silver

Can't you make a slurry of old ashtray contents and soak a box of toothpicks overnight?

10:39 AM Mr. Brown

What, and whiten my teeth with ash?

10:39 AM Mr. Silver

(reconsiders)  Hmmm...not a bad scheme...soak toothpicks in a bath of a nice pipe tobacco.

Get that taste, but with no contents to speak of.

11:46 AM Mr. Brown

http://www.cnn.com/2011/11/17/showbiz/tv/munsters-remake-nbc-ew/index.html

11:47 AM Mr. Blue

Stupid. They should just re-show The Munsters on prime time, but I’m sure they won't.

12:05 PM Mr. Silver

On the Munsters link - the writer hopes they make Hannibal (“Yay! Crime procedural!”)

Exactly the reason I hope they don't make it...there's enough bloody crime procedural shows.

12:07 PM Mr. Silver

Hollywood lost me on Hannibal Lecter by film two.

"Silence Of The Lambs" – What a great flick!

"Hannibal" - damn this is stupid...

12:08 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah

12:09 PM Mr. Silver

I've ignored the character hype since.

12:10 PM Mr. Blue

I watched “Hannibal Rising”

I didn't like Hannibal’s character.

12:15 PM Mr. Silver

I just couldn't suspend disbelief for "Hannibal"

12:39 PM Mr. Silver

So...the premise is that somehow Lecter talked a billionaire playboy into cutting himself up for kicks...implausible, even doped up...he accomplishes full-body crippling damage with a piece of broken mirror, survives the mauling, yet was sober enough he remembers Hannibal’s part in it...implausible, implausible, implausible.  He NEVER spends any money on reconstructive surgery or rehab...implausible, implausible.  He decides to, instead, start a man-eating pig farm...implausible.  Then he sits in a chair 20 years waiting for news that Lecter escaped, so he can try to capture the guy, so he can feed Lecter to pigs to get 10 seconds of revenge...implausible to an extreme.

On the other side of the movie is Hannibal wandering around, somehow not getting caught, bumping off people he doesn't like much to fill in scenes where he isn't following Clarice around in the most starkly passionless "crush" story ever.

Also patently ridiculous.

12:48 PM Mr. Brown

What about “Red Dragon”?

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

Didn't watch it.

12:49 PM Mr. Brown

“Hannibal Rising”?

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

"Interest Decreasing"

Day 119 - Anniversary Adventures, Big Deer Ass, Traditional Robot Medicine, I Am The Vengence That Gets Underfoot!, And Satan Needs A New Hobby

Mr. Silver

Had my 9th anniversary over the weekend.

2:11 PM Ms. Amethyst

Aww yeah!!!

2:11 PM Mr. Silver

9th is apparently The Fridge Anniversary

2:11 PM Ms. Amethyst

Really?

2:12 PM Mr. Silver

I would rather we'd gotten each other something nice, but the fridge decided we needed to spend all our money on a replacement.

"I could glue a ring onto the side of it and you could 'put it on your finger' every so often, sweetie." 

Ms. Amethyst

lol! Mr. Amethyst wanted a winter wedding but didn’t want to wait a year....

So he picked ours near Christmas :-\

2:53 PM Mr. Silver

Did I tell you about us getting our license in St. Thomas?

2:53 PM Ms. Amethyst

No.

2:57 PM Mr. Silver

We rented a car - an experience in itself: American cars with left side drivers seat but drive on the left lane.

"AUGH!"

2:58 PM Ms. Amethyst

lol

2:58 PM Mr. Silver

Anyway...it's supposedly "the quiet season" in St. Thomas, but damn!  Downtown was a madhouse...busy busy busy!

Traffic crawling like some stereotypical metropolis in an East Asian country.

We even got detoured off the main drag into this street squeezed down to an alley with all the cars parked all along both sides. 

I'm trying to check the map for any place to turn to approach the darned courthouse.

"Let's try here..." 

I make a left...slowly approach...

And an army officer steps out in front of the car. 

"You'll want to try to back up sir."

"Why?" 

And as I ask, troops start marching past about 10' in front of us.

"Wait a second....what day is it today???"

We almost ended up in the Veteran's Day parade.

T courthouse wasn't even open.  We took about 10 minutes to get backed up and then crawled to the end of the road and had to go all around the island to get back to the hotel since that was much faster than trying to go back the way we came in.

3:10 PM Ms. Amethyst

hahahahahahahahahhaha

Mr. Brown

I hit a ten point last night: big ass deer.

7:52 AM Mr. Silver

Oops.

7:52 AM Mr. Brown

It was stunned to Hell and back, but when I came back around it was up and running around.

7:52 AM Mr. Silver

Damage?

7:53 AM Mr. Brown

Oh yeah

I'm going to have to call my insurance company today and get it ready to take into body shop.

8:02 AM Mr. Silver

"I'm looking for some custom work."

"Hit a deer huh?  We can get the dents out, sure." 

"Oh no, you misunderstand...I was hoping you could put these deer ass imprints all over the body." 

Mr. Silver

WDVE had a gag about those deer whistles years ago...”Joe Pesci Deer Whistles”

"You hear wwwwwwwwwwwwww.  But sub-sonically the deer hears: 'ey Bambi!  Get the F-K off the ROAD you stupid son of a Wh-re!  GET THE F OUT OF THE WAY!"

8:17 AM Mr. Brown

lol

Mr. Silver

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/11/darpa-ostrich-robot/

12:17 PM Mr. Blue

But it won't outrun a cheetah.

12:18 PM Mr. Brown

It's still going to run like it has to take a shit.

12:18 PM Mr. Silver

There is a cheetah-bot link here...

http://www.wired.com/dangerroom/2011/02/darpas-cheetah-bot-designed-to-chase-human-prey/

12:19 PM Mr. Silver

If you get 5 in different colors, they can form Voltron.

12:20 PM Mr. Brown

Sweet!

Now this cheetah-bot will run like a cheetah, not like an ostrich that has to take a shit.

Well actually it will not exactly run like a cheetah, because it will be able to continue at maximum speed for a lot longer than a cheetah.

12:21 PM Mr. Silver

"This majestic animal, the cheetah...which runs like a robot...is critically endangered due to attacks by robots that run like ostriches."

12:21 PM Mr. Blue

Will the Chinese poach them for traditional medicine?

"Robot cheetah hydraulic fluid is considered an aphrodisiac in traditional Chinese medicine."

12:22 PM Mr. Brown

“We must have the power of Voltron - its good for sexual endurance.”

8:30 AM Mr. Yellow

Good Morning Gentlemen

8:30 AM Mr. Gray

Morning Mr. Yellow

8:37 AM Mr. Yellow

“Sherman Lockheart, but you can call me Sherlock for short...haha 'short' get it? I am a halfling...No? Hmm... I thought humans were smart.”

8:47 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

8:47 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

8:48 AM Mr. Yellow

I spent some time thinking about this character idea last night.

8:48 AM Mr. Silver

I recommend he sits and broods in the dark and uses a lot of cocaine...for "character".

8:49 AM Mr. Yellow

Ranger / Rogue is perfect with local knowledge, bluff, diplomacy and gather information.

And tracking: city.

9:07 AM Mr. Yellow

Oh, he should take leadership and have a small gang of helpers

“It is the unofficial force - The Baker Street Irregulars."

9:08 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

Baker Street? Why do I have this image of a bunch of halflings in chef hats with rolling pins beating some guy up?

9:08 AM Mr. Yellow

*nod* perfect!

9:24 AM Mr. Silver

"Them?  Those are The Irregular Bakers...they bring me information...leads...tip offs."

"You have halfling bakers and pastry chefs do that?"

"You'd be amazed how much witnesses will dish in exchange for a cinnamon roll or doughnut."

9:27 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

"Not to mention they make a lovely souffle"

9:33 AM Mr. Silver

Incidentally, despite the goofing, I like the character concept

10:16 AM Mr. Yellow

"There is no lane so vile that the scream of a tortured child, or the thud of a drunkard's blow, does not beget sympathy and indignation among the neighbors, and then the whole machinery of justice is ever so close that a word of complaint can set it going, and there is but a step between the crime and the dock. But look at these lonely houses, each in its own fields, filled for the most part with poor ignorant folk who know little of the law. Think of the deeds of hellish cruelty, the hidden wickedness which may go on, year in, year out, in such places, and none the wiser."

10:18 AM Mr. Silver

The English countryside needs a “Bat-Squire”.

10:22 AM Mr. Silver

"Oh thank you for saving us!  Who are you, guv'nor?"

"I am Bat Squire...a hero that walks the night and all that sort of thing, eh what?  Really Bruce Wayne in a mask and cape, you know.  Keep that under you hat."

"Of course, Mr. Bat-Squire, sir!"

“Well, back to Wayne House. Afraid I'll have to make my exit up and over your roof, my fine fellow. Part of the whole 'Bat-Squire' idiom. Here, give a fellow a leg up.”

10:56 AM Mr. Yellow

lol

1:36 PM Mr. Yellow

Everyone is so quiet.

1:39 PM Mr. Silver

I'm busy with B.S.

1:41 PM Mr. Gray

I'm possessed by Satan. He says you're a jerk, Mr. Silver.

2:02 PM Mr. Silver

Satan would know, I guess. Why he has nothing better to do is beyond me though.

Day 118 - Displaying Your Private Interests On Your Car, Eau de Poulet, Its Deadly But Its Cheaper Than Filling It With Ice, Nutritionists Recommend 3-5 Servings Of Pandering Republicans Per Day, Fake Fish Looks Real To Nature, The Very Latest News Scoops From The Global Post, And Isn't There Supposed To Be A Water Chamber On This Somewhere?

9:01 AM Mr. Blue

I was behind a car today with the following bumper stickers: Greek letter sorority, a black & white pentagram, and a rainbow peace sign.

9:02 AM Mr. Silver

Conclusions?

9:02 AM Mr. Blue

A slutty satanic lesbian?

9:03 AM Mr. Silver

Well...

9:03 AM Mr. Blue

Or you just understand she's in a sorority, and then she's probably too dumb to know the meaning of the other two.

9:03 AM Mr. Silver

Sounds more like a witch, and probably prefers the ladies, which a fair number of the witches I've run into seem to.

They're all attractive “female power” things.

9:09 AM Mr. Blue

I still like my theory that she just thought the other two were "cool looking”.

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

You should ask her out to a church function just for fun. I'm guessing she's the type to loudly vocalize her interests.

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

You should have a partner so you can end it with a "See, I told you she was.  Pay up!" and have him pass a five dollar bill.

She'll go berserk.

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/YUWHB

Good prank.

8:14 AM Mr. Silver

I did that prank with Kool-aid once.

The main problem with that gag is the victim smells/sees it.

8:18 AM Mr. Brown

“Why does my shower smell like chicken? Hmm. Well, I’m going to have to clean it later.”

(take shower) “Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!”

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

I always wondered the best way to properly hack that trick

You'd have to put the stuff inside something that would take a while to release the payload,

like a capsule that would melt.

8:25 AM Mr. Brown

You could open some old pills and refill them.

8:27 AM Mr. Silver

Depending what's in the pills, just put 'em in the shower as is.

8:27 AM Mr. Brown

lol

8:27 AM Mr. Silver

"Great shower, but I can't feel my skin."

11:09 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/2P90A

11:10 AM Mr. Silver

Nice skateboard, but can you even turn?

11:11 AM Mr. Blue

They had roller-blades that had wheels that were like, balls, that rolled in all directions, kinda like the ball in a ballpoint pen.

People died, I think.

11:12 AM Mr. Silver

Reminds me of the short lived Teflon carpet skates

(“of Death”. I wonder if I still have the chat on those somewhere.)

11:13 AM Mr. Blue

They also make a plastic surface that you can skate on with ice skates, but you have to spray some kind of chemical on it and, I imagine, it absolutely obliterates your steel.

11:15 AM Mr. Silver

"What's this image of a test tube and a half burned-through hand on the rink entrance?"

"Special chemicals...don't fall down without a rubber suit on."

11:15 AM Mr. Blue

"If your eyes burn, that means it's working!!"

11:16 AM Mr. Silver

"Skate rental $3, HAZMAT suit rental $56."

11:18 AM Mr. Silver

The puck leaves a black smear from point to point.  Occasionally the teams can't find it anymore and need a new one.

11:19 AM Mr. Brown

Have to keep using new sticks as the end disintegrates.

11:19 AM Mr. Silver

"Sit out...you keep whiffin' over the puck."

"It's too thin, coach!"

11:20 AM Mr. Brown

“I need new shin pads, coach. And can I have another jersey? I've got all these puck sized holes in it.”

1:09 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/16/house-republicans-say-pizza-is-a-vegetable/

1:30 PM Mr. Silver

"Republican Lawmakers Continue Unbroken 'National Disgrace' Streak"

1:33 PM Mr. Silver

"James Clyburn (D-State of Naive) also pledged to vote to block the legislation based on a laughable assumption."

1:35 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.sir-ray.com/Barreleye%20Fish.htm

Damn Nature, you scary!!

1:36 PM Mr. Silver

If that fish could talk, it would say ”I look shopped”.

1:38 PM Mr. Blue

It looks like cheesy 80's effects.

1:51 PM Mr. Silver

That's the sort of fish the British Museum would have pulled apart thinking it was fake, like the platypus.

3:17 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/japan/100315/japan-penis-japanese-vaginas?page=6

Japanese women have weird-looking vaginas.

3:17 PM Mr. Silver

That looks like a link likely to cause trouble at work.

3:17 PM Mr. Brown

Yeah. I'm afraid to click that.

3:17 PM Mr. Silver

That about their annual fertility fest?

3:17 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah.

3:24 PM Mr. Silver

Global Post is hot on top of the latest news...according to their big story in the top left, apparently Gaddafi got killed.

3:24 PM Mr. Brown

lol

3:24 PM Mr. Blue

“WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!”

3:27 PM Mr. Blue

“Global Post has exclusive interview with Kato Kaelin”

3:27 PM Mr. Silver

Wow!

3:27 PM Mr. Brown

“Breaking news: OJ Simpson is fleeing police in a white Bronco”

3:28 PM Mr. Silver

"Discovery of 'coal' to heat homes for foreseeable future!"

3:29 PM Mr. Brown

“Hitler is taking over Europe”

3:29 PM Mr. Silver

Futurist...

3:30 PM Mr. Blue

"Buffalo abundant and endless, say western explorers."

3:30 PM Mr. Brown

“New discovery 'Fire' could change everything”

3:32 PM Mr. Silver

"New 'pods' allow air-breathers potential all-terrain exploration of dry land."

3:33 PM Mr. Blue

"Molten third rock from sun shows potential for life, say experts."

3:33 PM Mr. Brown

“Breaking news on Earth: Giant meteor hits and ejects Moon.”

3:34 PM Mr. Silver

Good reporting, Mr. Brown

"Dust cloud aggregates into disk, begins separating into bands by density around young star."

3:35 PM Mr. Brown

"Black hole compresses all matter and erupts into a giant explosion."

3:36 PM Mr. Blue

"Accident creates universe- God apologizes."

3:10 PM Mr. Silver

"Sir, I'm telling you, it's just a bong made to LOOK like a shotgun.  Go on, have a big pull off of it...I'll hold it steady for you."

3:13 PM Mr. Green

LMAO!

Day 117 - God's Image Includes A Poisoned Bite, A Political Endorsement From God Is Also A Poisoned Bite, The Secret Of Long Life Is Haircutting, Politicians Are Like Birds During Mating Season - "Bright And Noisy Until They Get What They Want", And Some Gaming-Geek Goofing On Dangerous Beasts

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/K7D7Y

8:07 AM Mr. Silver

Perhaps Adam was more of the color of clay and Eve the color of bone

Reddish brown and stark white

8:08 AM Mr. Brown

lol

8:12 AM Mr. Silver

There was a sketch in a comedy show called "Bizarre"...remember that show? 

8:12 AM Mr. Brown

No

8:13 AM Mr. Silver

The bit opened to angels in a command center and God in a chair, big white hairdo (shown from the back only, I think) 

"What is on the creation agenda for today, God?" 

"Well, I did the light and dark thing.  Birds and beasts and all that.  Today, I'm thinking I'll create a being in My own image."

"Very good, Sir!"  screen lights up.

"Lessee...own image...own image.  Uhhhh.  Alright, get this.  I'm seeing this thing as long, segmented, eats forest trash and has like 100 legs."

(centipede appears on screen)

"Very good, my Lord!" 

"Nnnnnnah...clear it.  I want to go at it again."

"Um.  Just remember, once you create something it's permanent in the system.  Please be careful, God."

"Yeah yeah...got it.  Lesseeeee.... Uh...How about...like 17' tall, mostly neck and long legs, and big brown spots.  Yeah!"

(Giraffe)

"Nnnnnnnaaahhhhhh...."

"What's wrong with it, God?  It looks great!"

"It's just not Me, you know?  Not the In My Image I'm going for."

"I see.  I'll cue up another blank.  Just be careful, please, because-."

"Yeah yeah...permanent...whatever...uhhh.  Wait!  I got it!  Gimme just 2 legs, 2 arms with hands.  Uh...mostly hairless but a lot on the head...eats anything, clever thinker."

(human)

"Wow!  Yeah! Now that's My image. I like it!"

"It's very good, Lord.  Congratulations!"

"(long pause)  Naaaaaaahhhhh.  Bring up that one with the hundred legs again." 

"Yes, Lord!"

(end)

8:46 AM Mr. Brown

lol

Mr. Silver

So I ran across an article this morning pointing out that 4 Republican candidates, so far, have said God told them to run.

9:19 AM Mr. Brown

Ok, end of world time.

lol

It will all end next year after the election.

9:22 AM Mr. Silver

The text is not handy but the sentiment went roughly like this:

"This is exactly the sort of pandering the forefathers saw and put measures against in the Constitution. The Baptists even warned against it before there was a Constitution.   Perhaps God told all 4 to run to give votors a warning against those 4.  If they were sincere they were fools for advertising it, and if they are pandering, they are frauds.  Either way it makes Christian candidates look bad. The fact that a minimum of two of them have to lose (assuming one goes for Vice President) it also means God chooses losers. Assuming its actually God.  And if it's not, it comes back to fools or frauds again.”

9:31 AM Mr. Blue

Kind of like how God told Joan of Arc to defeat the English at the same time the English were fighting because God told them to do so (though by proxy).

9:35 AM Mr. Blue

Maybe God told them to run because he thinks America needs to laugh a little more

Mr. Blue

http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/11317/1189602-53.stm 

How is this guy 90??

12:36 PM Mr. Brown

Doesn’t look it

12:45 PM Mr. Silver

"I keep my youth by eating the hair."

Mr. Blue

You know, I actually kind of like Mitt Romney.

9:48 AM Mr. Silver

He just needs a running mate named "Ball"

9:48 AM Mr. Blue

Why?

9:48 AM Mr. Silver

What good is a Mitt without a Ball to catch in it?

9:48 AM Mr. Blue

Ahhhh.

I assumed Mitt was short for "Mittens".

9:49 AM Mr. Silver

Heh

His hands are pink but his arms are dark brown.

9:49 AM Mr. Blue

Anyway.. he's a huuuuge flip flopper, but I think that's just him trying to get elected to fix the things he knows he can, ya know?

(And then some comments on flip-flopping and Romney and Obama having campaign-duration-only policies)

Just get elected and leave the controversial stuff for a more tolerant generation.

10:16 AM Mr. Silver

In which century will that society rise?

10:16 AM Mr. Blue

Probably the next one.

10:37 AM Mr. Silver

(checks watch)

Long time.

10:40 AM Mr. Silver

I'm not actually sure such a society could exist without...oh...mind control or eugenics.

Eh...I'll be assertive on this one..."its never happening".

10:42 AM Mr. Blue

Society is getting more tolerant.. It'll probably never be completely tolerant, no. That would be no fun

Mr. Silver

Wait! We wasted the whole day without telling Mr. Yellow about the Friday game goofs!

3:28 PM Mr. Gray

OMG

LMAO

You so gotta tell him!

Too funny!

I was in tears multiple times!

3:28 PM Mr. Yellow

Okay...

3:29 PM Mr. Silver

Like us briefly considering killing a bear and telling the cops it was the cultist responsible for the human sacrifice we stumbled on.

3:30 PM Mr. Gray

"Use duct tape. That'll get that knife attached to his paw good!"

3:30 PM Mr. Silver

"Well, boys, whatcha got there is a Great Northern Knife-Wieldin' Bear.  Mighty rare 'round these parts."

3:30 PM Mr. Silver

"Trespassers will be surgically experimented upon."

3:30 PM Mr. Gray

Also good one!

3:30 PM Mr. Yellow

LOL

3:31 PM Mr. Silver

"Were-Mormons!"

"If I get bitten by a were-Mormon, do I turn into a Mormon during full moons?"

3:31 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

3:32 PM Mr. Gray

(gypsy voice) "Even a man who says his prayers at night, may turn into a Mormon under the the full moon's light..."

LMAO

A couple of possessed Mormons showed up at Mr. Silver's house. Mr. Green jumped one and it bit him and hilarity ensued.

3:33 PM Mr. Silver

(Vizzini voice) "You've defeated my Mormons, but you will never defeat my Jehovah's Witnesses."  (zombielike) "Can we give you some pamphlets?"

3:34 PM Mr. Silver

"Great...interviewed by the cops two days in a row when I've spent my whole career trying to keep my life as a sorcerer a secret...this scheme was SO worth $100000 I can tell you. I wanted to go after a giant catfish but Noooooo...let's go out to a damned satanic murder."

3:34 PM Mr. Gray

The best part was Mrs. Silver having her ESP moments...twice so far she was tuned into him. LOL

3:35 PM Mr. Silver

Yup

(In game 1, standing stranded by the highway) "She should be along anytime now"  (Ring!)  "I just thought I should call..."

(Game 2 “talking to her” on the phone) "Creepy Mormons? They said what? OK, smudge the house and seal the door, I'll be home soon." (Later when I actually came home)  "I smudged the house tonight...I just got the feeling I needed too."

3:36 PM Mr. Gray

I had to laugh when you told me that.

I hope to Hell you don’t have her burn your house down or something in the next game...sheesh.

"OK, well, I'd probably tell her to burn the house, but lets not since I may go home to a smoldering mess and her saying "I just had a feeling..."

3:38 PM Mr. Silver

Let's try something like "Sweetie? Go look in the back room in the basement where I have $50000 in emergency gold coins stashed."

3:38 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

3:38 PM Mr. Silver

"And get us tickets to Hawaii"

3:38 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

3:39 PM Mr. Yellow

LOL

3:45 PM Mr. Gray

Still keep laughing about the "OMG...he was bit by a Mormon!! Quick...shoot him in the head.  I can already see him trying to adjust his tie and hand me a pamphlet. Its too late!! He's been infected!!!"

3:46 PM Mr. Silver

"I don't want to wear a white shirt and go door-to-door!"