Day 118 - Displaying Your Private Interests On Your Car, Eau de Poulet, Its Deadly But Its Cheaper Than Filling It With Ice, Nutritionists Recommend 3-5 Servings Of Pandering Republicans Per Day, Fake Fish Looks Real To Nature, The Very Latest News Scoops From The Global Post, And Isn't There Supposed To Be A Water Chamber On This Somewhere?

9:01 AM Mr. Blue

I was behind a car today with the following bumper stickers: Greek letter sorority, a black & white pentagram, and a rainbow peace sign.

9:02 AM Mr. Silver

Conclusions?

9:02 AM Mr. Blue

A slutty satanic lesbian?

9:03 AM Mr. Silver

Well...

9:03 AM Mr. Blue

Or you just understand she's in a sorority, and then she's probably too dumb to know the meaning of the other two.

9:03 AM Mr. Silver

Sounds more like a witch, and probably prefers the ladies, which a fair number of the witches I've run into seem to.

They're all attractive “female power” things.

9:09 AM Mr. Blue

I still like my theory that she just thought the other two were "cool looking”.

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

You should ask her out to a church function just for fun. I'm guessing she's the type to loudly vocalize her interests.

9:09 AM Mr. Silver

You should have a partner so you can end it with a "See, I told you she was.  Pay up!" and have him pass a five dollar bill.

She'll go berserk.

8:06 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/YUWHB

Good prank.

8:14 AM Mr. Silver

I did that prank with Kool-aid once.

The main problem with that gag is the victim smells/sees it.

8:18 AM Mr. Brown

“Why does my shower smell like chicken? Hmm. Well, I’m going to have to clean it later.”

(take shower) “Aaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!”

8:18 AM Mr. Silver

I always wondered the best way to properly hack that trick

You'd have to put the stuff inside something that would take a while to release the payload,

like a capsule that would melt.

8:25 AM Mr. Brown

You could open some old pills and refill them.

8:27 AM Mr. Silver

Depending what's in the pills, just put 'em in the shower as is.

8:27 AM Mr. Brown

lol

8:27 AM Mr. Silver

"Great shower, but I can't feel my skin."

11:09 AM Mr. Brown

http://imgur.com/gallery/2P90A

11:10 AM Mr. Silver

Nice skateboard, but can you even turn?

11:11 AM Mr. Blue

They had roller-blades that had wheels that were like, balls, that rolled in all directions, kinda like the ball in a ballpoint pen.

People died, I think.

11:12 AM Mr. Silver

Reminds me of the short lived Teflon carpet skates

(“of Death”. I wonder if I still have the chat on those somewhere.)

11:13 AM Mr. Blue

They also make a plastic surface that you can skate on with ice skates, but you have to spray some kind of chemical on it and, I imagine, it absolutely obliterates your steel.

11:15 AM Mr. Silver

"What's this image of a test tube and a half burned-through hand on the rink entrance?"

"Special chemicals...don't fall down without a rubber suit on."

11:15 AM Mr. Blue

"If your eyes burn, that means it's working!!"

11:16 AM Mr. Silver

"Skate rental $3, HAZMAT suit rental $56."

11:18 AM Mr. Silver

The puck leaves a black smear from point to point.  Occasionally the teams can't find it anymore and need a new one.

11:19 AM Mr. Brown

Have to keep using new sticks as the end disintegrates.

11:19 AM Mr. Silver

"Sit out...you keep whiffin' over the puck."

"It's too thin, coach!"

11:20 AM Mr. Brown

“I need new shin pads, coach. And can I have another jersey? I've got all these puck sized holes in it.”

1:09 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/16/house-republicans-say-pizza-is-a-vegetable/

1:30 PM Mr. Silver

"Republican Lawmakers Continue Unbroken 'National Disgrace' Streak"

1:33 PM Mr. Silver

"James Clyburn (D-State of Naive) also pledged to vote to block the legislation based on a laughable assumption."

1:35 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.sir-ray.com/Barreleye%20Fish.htm

Damn Nature, you scary!!

1:36 PM Mr. Silver

If that fish could talk, it would say ”I look shopped”.

1:38 PM Mr. Blue

It looks like cheesy 80's effects.

1:51 PM Mr. Silver

That's the sort of fish the British Museum would have pulled apart thinking it was fake, like the platypus.

3:17 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.globalpost.com/dispatch/japan/100315/japan-penis-japanese-vaginas?page=6

Japanese women have weird-looking vaginas.

3:17 PM Mr. Silver

That looks like a link likely to cause trouble at work.

3:17 PM Mr. Brown

Yeah. I'm afraid to click that.

3:17 PM Mr. Silver

That about their annual fertility fest?

3:17 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah.

3:24 PM Mr. Silver

Global Post is hot on top of the latest news...according to their big story in the top left, apparently Gaddafi got killed.

3:24 PM Mr. Brown

lol

3:24 PM Mr. Blue

“WE LANDED ON THE MOON!!!”

3:27 PM Mr. Blue

“Global Post has exclusive interview with Kato Kaelin”

3:27 PM Mr. Silver

Wow!

3:27 PM Mr. Brown

“Breaking news: OJ Simpson is fleeing police in a white Bronco”

3:28 PM Mr. Silver

"Discovery of 'coal' to heat homes for foreseeable future!"

3:29 PM Mr. Brown

“Hitler is taking over Europe”

3:29 PM Mr. Silver

Futurist...

3:30 PM Mr. Blue

"Buffalo abundant and endless, say western explorers."

3:30 PM Mr. Brown

“New discovery 'Fire' could change everything”

3:32 PM Mr. Silver

"New 'pods' allow air-breathers potential all-terrain exploration of dry land."

3:33 PM Mr. Blue

"Molten third rock from sun shows potential for life, say experts."

3:33 PM Mr. Brown

“Breaking news on Earth: Giant meteor hits and ejects Moon.”

3:34 PM Mr. Silver

Good reporting, Mr. Brown

"Dust cloud aggregates into disk, begins separating into bands by density around young star."

3:35 PM Mr. Brown

"Black hole compresses all matter and erupts into a giant explosion."

3:36 PM Mr. Blue

"Accident creates universe- God apologizes."

3:10 PM Mr. Silver

"Sir, I'm telling you, it's just a bong made to LOOK like a shotgun.  Go on, have a big pull off of it...I'll hold it steady for you."

3:13 PM Mr. Green

LMAO!