Day 115 - The Sky Seems To Be Falling Recently, Giff Ourr Tight-Lipped Frriend Die Trruth Zerum, The Most Surreal Headline This Week, How Did We Forget Diet Cheese?, And I Have A Scrap Bin That's Considered Priceless By Sotheby's

8:28 AM Mr. Gray

YAY!

MOSCOW (AP) — A Russian space probe aiming to land on a Mars moon was stuck circling the Earth after equipment failure Wednesday, and scientists raced to fire up its engines before the whole thing came crashing down.

One U.S. space expert said the craft could become the most dangerous man-made object ever to hit the planet.

8:29 AM Mr. Green

If only it would hit right here in the middle of the night...

8:30 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

1:32 PM Mr. Gray

30 minutes until the nationwide emergency service test. I wonder how many people are going to freak out.

"Well you know that asteroid they said was going to pass us last night? Yeah, they were wrong by 24hrs...and that it wouldn’t hit the Earth. Have a nice day sir! Well....for as long as your day lasts that is."

1:46 PM Mr. Silver

"We thank your soul for visiting Earth.  Please keep us in mind for your next vacation, once we clean up." 

1:47 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

12:20 PM Mr. Silver

I love interrogating a contractor for the reason they called in.

12:20 PM Mr. Brown

“Vhere are the problemzzz?”

12:24 PM Mr. Silver

"Ve have vays of discoverrrink your secrrret agenda, American pig."

12:24 PM Mr. Blue

"Is it safe?"

12:25 PM Mr. Silver

"I don't know what you mean. I can't tell you something's safe or not, unless I know specifically what you're talking about."

2:21 PM Mr. Silver

Love it...so many Dali-esque weird visions from one headline:

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/11/09/shake-up-sees-murdoch-become-chair-of-australian-arm/

"Mr. Dali...may I call you Salvador?"

"Yes!  Here is my telegraph handle!"

"Rrrright.  So...your latest work.  What is the subject?"

"See the land, it quakes and shakes! It sees with many many eyes! Here, centered!  The disgraced old man, smiles but the man is a chair!  The arm sits on the man and drinks Fosters beer!  Si!"

11:34 AM Mr. Blue

There is this place called New Cheese. Is it like "New Coke" ?

11:48 AM Mr. Silver

Cheese, Cheese Classic, Cheese II, and Crystal Cheese

And now, new Cheese Throwback

11:48 AM Mr. Blue

And “Cheese Zero”

11:48 AM Mr. Silver

True

11:49 AM Mr. Blue

Vanilla Cheese

11:49 AM Mr. Silver

Probably actually have that; and Cherry Cheese

But I'm guessing there's no “Goat Pepsi”

11:50 AM Mr. Blue

Maybe there should be.

11:51 AM Mr. Blue

"What do you have to drink?"

"We have Mountain Dew or crab juice."

"Eww!  Blech!  Yuck! I'll take the crab juice."

11:53 AM Mr. Brown

I would like the Cobra Blood drink please.

1:13 PM Mr. Blue

http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/arts-post/post/11-million-sculpture-damaged-by-cleaning-woman-in-german-museum/2011/11/07/gIQAMkmFvM_blog.html

If your art work is confused with refuse, it's refuse.

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

How come I can't get 11 million dollars for a rickety stack of discarded wood slats and a pan?