10:07 AM Mr. Silver
Sabre-toothed squirrels. A fine morning so far.
And if you like frightening tales...:
I’m gonna guess there's bananas in it.
(Egon from Ghostbusters) "Now picture a banana approximately 10' long, 6 tons in weight and glowing in the dark."
10:38 AM Mr. Blue
“Famously, just six weeks after 9/11, workers there heard noises coming from inside a container being transshipped to Nova Scotia via Rotterdam. Inside, police found an Egyptian-born Canadian carrying a Canadian passport, a satellite phone, a cell phone, a laptop, cameras, maps, and security passes to airports in Canada, Thailand, and Egypt. The container’s interior was outfitted with a bed, a water supply, a heater, and a toilet. Nicknamed Container Bob, the man posted bail in Italian court and was never seen again.”
LMAO
Gee...an illegal shipping himself in a container skipped bail...what a shocker.
"Your honor...we're figuring on a flight risk of about 90% on this guy."
"10% is still good...bail granted."
Do I have to read this whole damn article to find out why it was emitting radiation?
Can you just tell me?
I liked the article, but you can skip to page 4 you know.
12:05 PM Mr. Silver
Tin Tin I can see on this adventure, but isn't the front middle guy that deranged killer dude?
Sorry...my mistake...that's Billy Corgan.
Check out the hydro-cephalic on the right.
They requisitioned a science guy but wrote "egghead" on the forms.
2:45 PM Mr. Blue
I kinda like this about the “pad” computers out there:
"Makes desktops and laptops obsolete! (must plug into desktop or laptop to activate)"
Heh...”Requires special one-use activation dock...available starting as low as $250.”
7:37 AM Mr. Silver
Struggling to stay awake...ugh.
7:39 AM Mr. Green
I'm with ya there.
8:13 AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Gray's looking like a no-show.
8:19 AM Mr. Green
Wonder what he did last night
8:20 AM Mr. Silver
Wait! He lives!
8:20 AM Mr. Gray
Ehhhhh
8:20 AM Mr. Silver
He un-dies!
8:26 AM Mr. Silver
Just stay out of sunlight and you'll stay coherent longer.
Slower rot...less bursting into flames and stuff.
1:46 PM Mr. Gray
2005 YU55 is about 400 meters [1,300 feet] wide, and closest approach will be about 325,000 kilometers (201,700 miles) from Earth.
Yeomans said this is a great opportunity for scientific discovery. “So stay tuned. This is going to be fun.”
...Unless we all die
2:01 PM Mr. Silver
"It's not an eclipse...it's an attack! I was right, all these years!"
(Ming laugh)
2:02 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
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