10:27
AM Mr. Blue
A
marketing rep threw their “The potential is limitless!” mantra at
me.
10:31
AM Mr. Silver
(disclaimer
in small print)
"Statistically,
however, the majority of all possibilities are either neutral or
negative.”
“Being aware that human impression-possibilities are
finite, they nevertheless statistically follow the same standard bell
curves as regards to a scale of good to bad and apathy to passionate.
Katzenjammer therefore notes that product/customer experience is
necessarily both relative and existential."
"This
being said, despite the Limitless Potential – as reported by the
Katzenjammer Marketing Division – the limits of human experience,
when one attempts to map them on a graph, are completely absorbed in
the functions and are therefore irrelevant."
"In
conclusion 'Kaztenjammer Corp: The Potential is Limitless but We Might Not Care What You Think' is technically a valid secondary marketing
department slogan...one of an infinite number of possible slogans.
However, you can probably trust us to care as the likelihood of commercial
success statistically increases based on good service/customer
experience."
"(See
enclosed graphs and proofs. Limitless Restrictions apply)"
11:42
AM Mr. Silver
Here
ya go Mr. Blue. Left it up unread since about 7:05 and forgot to put
it in here:
http://www.popsci.com/new-dot-report-future-transportation-looks-pretty-bleak?dom=psc&loc=contentwell&lnk=department-of-transportation-says-the-future-of-transit-looks-pretty-bleak-
11:45
AM Mr. Blue
We
need more light rail.
11:45
AM Mr. Brown
We
need more cow bell.
11:45
AM Mr. Blue
And
to find a way to make Amtrak not lose money.
11:45
AM Mr. Brown
Everything
works better with more cow bell.
11:53
AM Mr. Brown
We
need fluid propulsion.
11:56
AM Mr. Silver
Low
altitude air is the solution.
Like
a blimp trolly.
Hmmm...I
like that.
11:57
AM Mr. Silver
Get
in, go up. The tether to the other end reels you in at over at 200
MPH.
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
No
fuel or engines on the blimp, so vastly huger cargo capacity.
11:58
AM Mr. Brown
Yes!
11:58
AM Mr. Silver
No
tracks - just simple pylons and stations to control the paths and
take most of what's left of the carbon fiber cabling weight out of
the equations.
12:00
PM Mr. Silver
A
“Railroad of the Air”!
12:03
PM Mr. Silver
Wow...
This
is good...
I'm
looking at the large "disadvantage" list of cable-driven
trams on the wiki...this scheme eliminates...all
of 'em, basically.
(If anyone uses this one, find me and gimmie a consideration; I'm not exactly rolling in $ - Mr. Silver)
2:53
PM Mr. Brown
2:56
PMMs. Rose
In
Soviet Russia...naps take you!
3:12
PM Mr. Silver
The
Headless Horseman was throwing pumpkins full of Radon at them.
"Comrade
Ikabodski Ukraine".
3:13
PM Mr. Blue
Reminds
me of something we've discussed before.
Wasn't
there someone poisoning townspeople with radon gas?
Never
caught...some small Midwestern town.
3:19
PM Mr. Blue
This
was not it, but strange in its own right
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lead_Masks_Case
3:21
PM Mr. Silver
You
were remembering this ass, Mr. Blue:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mad_Gasser_of_Mattoon
And apparently someone finally ID'd the dork.
Mr.
Brown
Stress
level 3
6:57
AM Mr. Silver
What
is stress level 3 then?
6:57
AM Mr. Brown
Agitated.
I
know I can't ever figure out women, but I sure wish there was a
manual for them.
Hehe
6:58
AM Mr. Amethyst
Oh?
6:58
AM Mr. Brown
I
got yelled at and hamper bags thrown at me while I was sleeping.
6:59
AM Mr. Silver
Her
oil is low.
6:59
AM Mr. Brown
Yes,
along with the new baby stress its bad news.
So
now I need to be sitting at home like a tweaker, thinking “should I
be doing laundry even though I was told never to do it? Should I
clean this up or that up? Should I run the sweeper? How about take
the kid for a hour or two? What should I do?”
I
will admit I have a lazy streak, and I know sometimes I end up
letting it fall on my wife to do something I should have done.
But
the idea of “You should have known to take these bags sitting at
the bottom of the steps upstairs cause I told you I do that three
years ago!”
Yeah...I'm
gonna remember that and forget to take them up because I just want
to piss you off.
7:02
AM Mr. Silver
Be
fair...letting the bags sit there 3 years was pushing things.
7:02
AM Mr. Brown
They
did not sit there that long. I worded that wrong.
She
told me three years ago, I think, that when the bags are at the
bottom of the steps take them upstairs.
She
forgets I don't have strong common sense, and I have ADHD.
7:05
AM Mr. Silver
Well,
there was the OCD.
I
guess it reacted by believing the bags belonged there and the bottom
of the stairs.
7:05
AM Mr. Brown
I
think that happens to me too.
7:06
AM Mr. Silver
You
should take them back down and explain it didn't look right without
them.
7:06
AM Mr. Brown
Hahaha!
1:25
PM Mr. Amethyst
"Gonna
tell you da' story
Of Reggae Shark
There are hundreds of sharks
Of Reggae Shark
There are hundreds of sharks
Livin'
under da' seas
Great whites, Hammer Heads
Great whites, Hammer Heads
And
White Tip Reefs
But the one shark Discovery
But the one shark Discovery
Always
leave out
Is the dread-locked Rasta fish
Is the dread-locked Rasta fish
I'm
talking about"
1:29
PM Mr. Silver
Some
sharks respond to steady rhythmic vibrations and blood.
The
Great Black Rasta responds to irregular bass lines and "herb".
1:31
PM Mr. Blue
"You're
gonna need a bigger blunt"
1:31
PM Mr. Amethyst
LOL,
Mr. Blue!
1:31
PM Mr. Silver
Heh
"Herb
goes in the bong...bong fills in with water...smoke goes into the water? With
our shark? Hehe... (sings)
'No woman no cry...NO WO-MAN no cry!'..."
1:34
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
love the Reggae Shark!
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
(Chief
Brody, shooting flare gun rounds at the Great Black Rasta, chewing on a huge
joint as the boat slips lower and lower) "Mellow you son
of a-" (Flare hits, joint lights...huge puff... ...it's over.)
8:41
AM Mr. Mustard
“Local
media outlets report the plane landed Monday night without its nose
gear being deployed at the George Bush Intercontinental Airport. It
touched down on a runway before coming to a halt.”
Always
a good idea to be on runway before stopping.
8:50
AM Mr. Silver
Yes
"Has
yet to stop as of this report."
You
don't see that much in these stories.
8:51
AM Mr. Mustard
No.
we don't.
8:51
AM Mr. Blue
"Last
seen heading for the coast."
What's
w/ naming airports after shitty presidents?
8:52
AM Mr. Silver
"Emergency
fuel dump has done nothing to slow the aircraft."
8:54
AM Mr. Blue
If
you couldn't even muster 2 terms you shouldn't get more than an
overpass named after you.
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
Well...an airport has lots
of empty space...lot of wind...some flashy lights, but that's about
all. So – That's all a shitty president is too.
8:53
AM Mr. Mustard
A
buddy and his friend were flying around East X, heard a thump, but
did not see anything wrong.
When they returned to airport, they decided to be on safe side and land in the grass.
Found out they had no nose gear either.
They hired another friend who had a boat, but they never found the landing gear.
When they returned to airport, they decided to be on safe side and land in the grass.
Found out they had no nose gear either.
They hired another friend who had a boat, but they never found the landing gear.
They
never saw anything in paper, like " Man knocked out by detached
landing gear' or the like.
8:56
AM Mr. Silver
Eek!
9:05
AM Mr. Mustard
How
about “Pilot touched down on runway with landing gear, no
airplane.”
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
LOL
