(On
Mr. Blue's theory that spyware has become a digital lifeform – Mr. Silver)
12:53
PM Mr. Blue
I
assume that's what all these hijackers and spyware programs are.
The
original programmers could already be behind bars or just have given
up and the stuff just kinda lives on in cyber space, replicating, fabricating its own texts and evolving from it's successes.
12:54
PM Mr. Silver
Malware
has achieved The Suckularity, huh?
12:54
PM Mr. Blue
Spam
email too, I think. What real person would send out some of this random junk text and expect any results?
12:55
PM Mr. Silver
I
suppose a fair bit of the code is just something a hacker can acquire
and use though.
These
guys download, adjust and send out trojan A....these other ones download,
adjust and use "Conduit".
12:58
PM Mr. Silver
I
still like the idea of the penalty for getting caught creating this
stuff - if not my first choice of a long, flaming, public execution
on pay-per-view - to be a long sentence cleaning infected
computers for free.
"You
infected 30 million PCs...sentence...1 year per million."
12:59
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
30
years community service.
1:00
PM Mr. Silver
“Community
Service” implies being allowed to go home at night...
1:00
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
1:02
PM Mr. Silver
Burning
at the stake might be a good show on paper, but it's really rather a
rip off.
The
guest of honor passes out or dies most of the time before the flames
even get to them.
1:03
PM Mr. Blue
I
like the old classic of ripping out entrails and burning them
while the criminal is still alive.
1:03
PM Mr. Silver
The
hang, draw, and quarter method? Yeah...good show.
I
was picturing more of a Burger King flame broiler thing.
1:13
PM Mr. Silver
Slower,
of course.
Horizontal,
feet to head.
Mr.
Brown
HAHAHAHAH
1:17
PM Mr. Silver
I
saw that one...bleh.
1:28
PM Mr. Silver
"The
manufacturers have put a hold on the release of their novelty 'Funny
Stumbling Alcoholic-With-Bottle' Native American baby, 'Sleeping By
Cactus In Poncho And Sandals' Mexican baby, 'Cleaver-Wielding
Cat-In-The-Wok' Asian baby, and 'Standing On Poor People Counting
Money Loaded Down With Guns' White baby shirts."
1:31
PM Mr. Silver
"The
'Bloody-Scimitar-Bearing Suicide Bomber' Middle Eastern baby line,
however, is reported as 'selling well'."
Mr.
Brown
Definitely
need to wear the big gold B necklace my grandmother had.
Get
my bling on.
lol
9:29
AM Mr. Silver
"Yo
man...dat's gangsta!"
"Thanks,
it's my grandma's!"
9:30
AM Mr. Brown
EXACTLY!
HAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
I'm
so GANGSTA, I wear my grandma's bling.
9:34
AM Mr. Silver
6"
B, Gold, crystal covered, crossed knitting needles behind it...banner
"Knit Life"
9:34
AM Mr. Brown
She
didn't knit. She drank beer and partied.
9:42
AM Mr. Silver
So
the B is for Beer?
9:43
AM Mr. Brown
I'll
go for that.
9:48
AM Mr. Silver
Now
I see her walking down the street singing “Gucci Gucci” to
herself.
Mr.
Amethyst
“In
May, a restaurant manager ate a condom after customers found it in
their fish dish.
He
had rejected their claim it was a condom and insisted it was a ring
of calamari and ate it to prove the point.”
2:39
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
2:39
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
2:40
PM Mr. Silver
Similar
consistency, perhaps?
2:40
PM Mr. Blue
Do
squids have reservoir tips?
2:40
PM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
2:43
PM Mr. Brown
Breaded
edible condoms. Hmm idea.
For
the woman that wants fish and chips when she is having sex.
2:44
PM Mr. Blue
"Is
that blood or BBQ sauce?" *tastes* "Blood."
2:44
PM Mr. Silver
Breaded...for
her pleasure.
2:45
PM Mr. Amethyst
I
thought that said bearded... I was gonna say - I patented that
concept and you owe me $1.
2:46
PM Mr. Silver
Available
in baguette, garlic Parmesan, and tempura.
2:46
PM Mr. Blue
Gluten
free??
2:46
PM Mr. Amethyst
Feta?
How
many calories?
2:51
PM Mr. Silver
Does
it come with dipping sauces? Marinara? Katsu?
2:55
PM Mr. Silver
"Trojan
recalled the entire line after a 10000% increase in condom related
emergency room visits for bite injuries."
2:56
PM Mr. Brown
1
million % increase of yeast infections.
2:57
PM Mr. Silver
(applauds)
Mr.
Blue
It’s
crazy who he had working
on it.
HR Giger before “Alien”... Salvadore Dali as the emperor... Mick
Jagger... Orson Welles as the fat floating guy.
Pink
Flood for the soundtrack.
*Floyd
Mr.
Silver
Pink
Flood's "The Levee" is an awesome album.
I
also like "Dark Side of the Pool"
1:33
PM Mr. Blue
"The
Retaining Wall"
1:33
PM Mr. Brown
Division Well
1:33
PM Mr. Silver
(@
Blue. Hehe…that was my first thought for a gag, but I skipped it
because I didn't want to use “wall”.)
"Welcome
to the Washing Machine"
1:34
PM Mr. Brown
“Tish
You’re a Dear” is good.
1:35
PM Mr. Blue
“Comfortably
Chum”
Mr.
Silver
(Waters sings) "Mother
do you think they'll try to drain...my tub? OOOO
ahh...Mother should I pull the plug?"
1:39
PM Mr. Brown
The
song with the wailing lady
CAY
CAW CAY CAW
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
?
Mr.
Brown
Well,
that was two different songs there.
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
I assume you are referring to "The
Great Shower In The Sky”?
The
other that "Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a
Boiler Room Grooving with a Plumber" one?
Mr.
Brown
Yes
LOL
2:19
PM Mr. Blue
I
just got a trouble ticket from "Floyd Bowles".
2:22
PM Mr. Silver
All
the hits! "Wish You Were Soup", "Learning To
Stir"
"Unbearable
Lightness of Pudding"
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
"Waiting
For The Vermicelli"
Mr.
Silver
8:20
AM Mr. Blue
Cool.
The
Nazis had some pretty outlandish architectural ideas; including a
capital building in Berlin so heavy it would've sunk into the ground
over time, with a dome so large it would've rained inside the
building.
8:22
AM Mr. Amethyst
^That’s
kinda cool.
"Its
raining....we're inside!"
"Ja!"
"But
we're inside!"
"Ja!"
"And
you don't see a problem here?"
"NEIN!"
8:24
AM Mr. Blue
8:26
AM Mr. Brown
INDOOR
TSUNAMI
8:29
AM Mr. Silver
(documentary
voiceover...grainy footage of Hitler in striped full-body swimsuit,
angrily screaming and pointing.) “After the suspension of the
Volkshalle project, in late 1940 Nazi architecture was dealt another
blow when construction on Hitler's titanic wave pool - Der
Volkswelleschwimbadd - was canceled. It was envisioned as large and
powerful enough to entertain 10000 visitors per day or, alternately,
take out an allied tank brigade.”
8:30
AM Mr. Brown
They
built great underground military systems.
8:33
AM Mr. Silver
(documentary
voiceover...grainy footage of Hitler angrily screaming and pointing)
“The giant
Untergrundkanone was a marvel of German engineering that was
completed on schedule, but a military failure, as there was no way to
fire the cannon at a surface target from its underground
emplacement. The improved design, the V-3, included an innovative muzzle that extended to above the earth's surface.”
8:33
AM Mr. Blue
I
imagine a giant Ferris wheel in the shape of a swastika.
8:35
AM Mr. Brown
The centerpiece ride of Nazi
"Mausland"!
