8:55
AM Mr. Silver
"Press
Desperately Wants More Katy Perry Clothing Scandals"
"Was
it revealing too much? We polled 5 handy uptight old ladies who
said yes!"
8:56
AM Mr. Brown
They
want any scandal
8:57
AM Mr. Silver
"Katy
STUNNED them with some cleavage this year...as opposed to all the
latex up-to-the-crotch candy bright stuff she usually wears.
'Too much!'"
8:57
AM Mr. Brown
I
say, who cares as long as people are not having sex on stage
LOL
8:58
AM Mr. Amethyst
Why
not?
8:58
AM Mr. Brown
I
think that would be going too far. Naked is not bad.
8:58
AM Mr. Silver
Depends
on the awards show.
8:58
AM Mr. Amethyst
^
8:58
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
8:59
AM Mr. Silver
The
variety-show segments at the Oscars and the ones at the adult film
awards should be audience appropriate
9:00
AM Mr. Brown
I'm
just saying kids seeing naked people is not that bad, but seeing the
other stuff before they are older is.
9:00
AM Mr. Amethyst
Prude
I
can remember seeing Kevin Bacon getting stabbed through the neck with
an arrow at age 7, and I'm perfectly fine.
9:02
AM Mr. Silver
Granted,
Mr. Amethyst has an arrow-through-throat fetish.
9:02
AM Mr. Amethyst
Possibly
9:05
AM Mr. Silver
(Mr.
A as disturbed child at psychologist's, being observed) "Why
does he always stab the packages of bacon, doctor? We can't
even take him to the grocery anymore."
9:05
AM Mr. Brown
I
still think they don't teach the sex stuff early enough though.
9:08
AM Mr. Silver
For
a time I advocated that a Sex Ed class's final exam should be to have
some with your lab partner.
Boom...all
that unspeakable teen angst out of the way for the rest of
school/youth/life.
But...that
being a hard sell...a Dirty Dancing requirement would help.
9:23
AM Mr. Silver
Mr. Green - LOL...
http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2013/02/12/tv-stations-hacked-emergency-alert-system-warns-of-zombie-apocalypse/
9:16
AM Mr. Silver
I
like it I like it!
9:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
I
love that!
9:24
AM Mr. Brown
That
would be a bad day for anybody dressed as a zombie.
9:29
AM Mr. Brown
"Massacre
at zombie lovers convention"
(cop)
" We are still having issues determining which are dead and which are just
passed out"
9:31
AM Mr. Silver
"I
mean...they ALL look at least a little dead. Except that
costume there...way to make a minimal effort dude. What's that
sergeant? Oh...he's actually a dead one."
9:32
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
10:20
AM Mr. Brown
(looking at an ancient Egyptian carving)
They lost me here at the serpent lion necks.
They
are looking at this as possibly the story of how Egypt was unified
under one ruler.
Both
sides show the same guy, I believe, but with a different head dress.
10:24
AM Mr. Silver
Just
the crowns of upper and lower Egypt.
10:24
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
Whole
north, south thing.
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
"One
hat to rule them all..."
10:26
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
"Whats
this silly ring thing I’m hearing about? How can a ring rule
everyone? I believe in a hat. Its bigger, more noticeable. It can
have scary faces on it, or even look like a snake. Yeah, that will
do it!"
"Fear
me people! I am Snake Hat man"
10:32
AM Mr. Silver
"There
were many hats forged in the second age. The simpler ones...the
practice ones...looked as this hat does. All the greater hats
were adorned, except for one. The full translation of that
inscription inside the headband is: Three hats for the elven
kings under the sun, …" (blah blah)
...On
hat to rule them all...one hat to find them...one hat to bring them
all...and in high-fashion bind them!"
"So
this is The One Hat?"
"It
is..."
"Take
it Gandalf! Please!"
"NO!
Don't tempt me! I don't have shoes or a bag that would go with
it, no!"
10:34
AM Mr. Amethyst
This
seems like the gay version of LOTR
10:35
AM Mr. Brown
Hey,
Gandalf was gay
10:38
AM Mr. Amethyst
HE
WASN'T GAY!
10:46
AM Mr. Amethyst
He's
a higher being, not a homo...he has no need for women.
10:46
AM Mr. Blue
So
he's not straight, at least.
10:47
AM Mr. Amethyst
He's
asexual
11:02
AM Mr. Silver
He's
an angel...rather powerful one too.
I'd
be surprised if he even had bits below the robes.
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
Besides...what
gay guy is going to go around in shabby gray? Puh-LEEZ!
11:06
AM Mr. Amethyst
See.
11:06
AM Mr. Silver
Saruman
now...he went all rainbow.
11:07
AM Mr. Amethyst
Yeah,
he was totally a snake charmer.
11:07
AM Mr. Silver
"I
am no longer Saruman the White! I am Saruman of many colors!"
"I
preferred straight."
"What?"
"White...I
preferred white."
"Oh."
11:13
AM Mr. Silver
"You
walk into the tavern. It's like so many others - lots of men in
leather...but something about the place bugs you."
11:16
AM Mr. Silver
"I
go up to the bar to get a drink."
"OK...the
barkeep looks you up and down - 'Wine spritzer, sweetie?'"
11:19
AM Mr. Silver
"This
is a dude?"
"You
think so."
11:22
AM Mr. Silver
"So...any
action around here?"
"You
kidding, handsome? The place is packed with it, but I’m off
at 9 if you can wait."
"Yyyyeah.
I mean a job. Can I get a job around here?"
11:23
AM Mr. Amethyst
$5
11:24
AM Mr. Silver
"I
don't think that would be too hard...Hehehe. Your Charisma 18?"
"Uh...20...where's
the chicks around here?"
11:26
AM Mr. Silver
"Lizzy's,
down the street...ugh."
11:32
AM Mr. Brown
And
so he takes leave, heads to Lizzy's, enters the bar and sees women
everywhere.
“Now
this is my kinda place!"
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
"I
go up to the barkeep. Guy this time?"
"You
aren't sure."
11:35
AM Mr. Amethyst
lol
11:35
AM Mr. Silver
"The
bartender asks if you are lost."
11:36
AM Mr. Amethyst
"I'll
explain that, while I’m not 'lost' per say, I’m sure ready to
explore "
11:37
AM Mr. Silver
"Well,
if you want a really long search first, you're in the right place."
11:37
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahahaha
So
do you have a “participant discretion is advised” warning at the
start of your games, Mr. Silver?
