(It's appalling how many days I have saved up - Mr. Silver)
1:29
PM Mr. Blue
I
caught some of “Superman 2” as well.
I
laughed out loud at the part where the needle of the Empire State
Building almost fell on a lady pushing a baby stroller (at night) and
instead of moving or anything she just yells "MY BABY!"
I
hadn't even seen it before, but I knew it so well that I said "MY
BABY!" before she even did.
1:33
PM Mr. Silver
I
saw “Superman 2” over the weekend too. Same scene, Mrs
Silver with me.
"Try
walking away slowly, lady."
1:35
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah!
Niagara
Falls. Great horrible scene with the boy falling in.
1:36
PM Mr. Brown
Basically,
Superman has time to run normal speed off somewhere, then fly in and
catch the falling boy.
1:36
PM Mr. Brown
Um
no. That boy be dead.
1:36
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
he risks the boy's life just to hide his identity.
1:38
PM Mr. Silver
Supes
can actually travel at, or close to, light speed. He had plenty
of time.
1:38
PM Mr. Blue
But
he rarely does.
1:38
PM Mr. Silver
Yes,
it's kind of funny in the movies and shows...him leisurely floating
along.
1:38
PM Mr. Blue
When
he heard about the Eiffel Tower hostage thing, it takes him like 10
minutes to get there.
1:38
PM Mr. Brown
Well
when he is jogging to a place to change...
1:39
PM Mr. Silver
"I
need a phone booth! A real one!"
"Pfft...try
Topeka Kansas."
"Right!
Thanks!" (ZOOOM!!!!)
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
At
Niagara, I had the thought: "So what happens if Superman flies
into a crowd but forgot to take off the glasses? What happens
then?"
1:41
PM Mr. Blue
LOL
1:41
PM Mr. Silver
"Uh...everyone
line up for a kiss."
(crowd)
"Ewwwww! No!"
"I
SAID LINE UP!!!"
1:42
PM Mr. Silver
(Daily
Planet front page) "Niagara Falls Apparently Hit By Comet,
No Survivors - Clark Kent, reporter"
2:19
PM Mr. Brown
I
can tell you right now, I would be Dolph Lundgren-like if I was in
films.
2:24
PM Mr. Silver
I
see myself as the calm and calculating voice of reason and shoulder
to cry on type, with an interest in investigation and mystery.
WITH
ONE OF THESE!!! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minigun
BRRRRRRRAAAAKKAKKAKKSKAKAKAAKAKKAKKAKAK!!!!!
"Grab
the books and the alternative music CDs! Get to the choppa!"
2:25
PM Mr. Blue
I
see myself as an amalgam of every character Gosling, Pitt and Depp
have ever done, rolled into one. But with Arnold's body, circa
“Predator”.
2:25
PM Mr. Brown
I
can tell you, I would fight exactly the same as Dolph.
Slow
and precise.
2:25
PM Mr. Silver
"I
love you Sweetie! I brought flowers!
BRRRRRRRAAAAKKAKKAKKSKAKAKAAKAKKAKKAKAK!!!!!"
3:06
PM Mr. Brown
I
thought he was a good Punisher.
I
have that on DVD, actually.
3:07
PM Mr. Blue
I've
never seen it.
3:08
PM Mr. Silver
Me
either.
3:08
PM Mr. Blue
I
didn't even know it existed until we were talking about Dolph last
week.
3:08
PM Mr. Brown
Nice
and dark.
3:09
PM Mr. Silver
Weird
though...a violence-filled blast fest, but they removed the only
iconic element of the character...the skull shirt...because they
thought it was too much.
3:09
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah,
LOL
3:10
PM Mr. Silver
(Film
Exec Dork) "We wouldn't want to offend anyone with such a
gruesome Halloween decoration as a skull on his shirt as he's
slaughtering everyone...it might have a bad effect on the psyche of
the kids."
3:11
PM Mr. Silver
(Film
Yes-Man) "And the women will be turned off."
3:12
PM Mr. Silver
(The
only comic-fan intelligent guy in the room) "Um...there will be
no
kids or women attending this movie. There will, however, be
thousands of fanboys."
3:12
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
3:13
PM Mr. Silver
(Smart
guy) "Fanboys who want guns,
explosives,
and lots of blood
and meat
chunks,
and the F-ing SKULL SHIRT!"
(Film
Exec Dork) "You're fired."
(Smart
guy) "Yeah...whatever..."
3:19
PM Mr. Blue
The
Dolph one is only 89 minutes. That's about as short as a movie can
get before it's just a special.
3:19
PM Mr. Silver
"The
Punisher....an ABC After-school Special"
3:20
PM Mr. Blue
"We
gotta cut this down! The studio's breathin' down my neck about this
92 minute run time!"
3:20
PM Mr. Silver
(Post
film message from the Punisher) "Stay in school. Don't get into
crime, or I'll shoot your head off."
3:20
PM Mr. Blue
"I
suppose we can remove the ending bit where the Punisher makes amends
and finds Christ."
3:21
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
3:22
PM Mr. Blue
"Hi
boys and girls. I'm the Punisher. Now, I'm all about vigilante
justice, but there's nothing "vigilante justice" about
smoking marijuana."
Mr.
Silver
So,
Mr. Gray...I heard you had a pre-op discussion with Dr. Frankenstein
yesterday. Good guy. He offer you immortality and
Olympian strength too?
The
fine print in the patient release seemed kinda dicey and I opted for
the anti-biotics
9:15
AM Mr. Blue
?
9:16
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
Yeah
well....I passed on the Immortality. I blame this place for my
wanting to die.
9:20
AM Mr. Silver
I
didn't get the “sensitivity to fire” side-effect thing.
And
it sounded like an awful lot of stitches for the flu.
Mr.
Brown
Demon.
11:39
AM Mr. Blue
Pretty
common. Those frozen dudes start decomposing pretty quickly once
moved.
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
"Immortality
Achievement Sabotaged By Nosy Scientists - Spirit of Chinese Noble
Pissed, Prepared To Curse"
11:40
AM Mr. Blue
I
figured out what my preferred method of death/burial would be if
money/technology was no object.
11:42
AM Mr. Brown
Shot
into the Sun? Going down in a blaze of glory?
11:42
AM Mr. Blue
In
my last stages of life, you hook me up to all kinds of drugs and IV
machines that keep me comfortable and alive, but also cognizant.
Then put me in an egg-shaped pod with panoramic view and shoot me out
into space. Preferably even beyond the solar system, with some
fly-byes of a few of our best planets.
11:43
AM Mr. Brown
Hell,
they could just shoot you onto Jupiter.
“I
saw the giant storm before I died!”
11:44
AM Mr. Blue
I
don't want to crash into Jupiter, but maybe do a fly-by.
11:44
AM Mr. Brown
Release
your ashes into space. Become part of space.
11:45
AM Mr. Blue
There
would be solar panels on the pod to keep things powered up and keep
the temperature comfortable. I don't know how long I could survive
that way. With the right drugs and nutrients, probably years.
11:46
AM Mr. Silver
(Alien
Xeno-Archaeologist showing the press photos of pod) "Apparently
his race hated him so much that they loaded him with torture
chemicals, restraints and tubes, and shot him into space, where he'd
be bored until he went insane, but couldn't die."
11:46
AM Mr. Blue
LOL
2:56
PM Mr. Brown
Germanic
tribes mixed with Nordic tribes, didn't they?
2:58
PM Mr. Blue
I
think they started as Celts.
The
Celts originated in the Germany area, then they spread out.
2:59
PM Mr. Silver
If
only the Celts had taken up writing and learned to fight in groups.
2:59
PM Mr. Brown
So
basically, I can say I'm a CELT since its in all three blood lines I
have, that I know of.
3:00
PM Mr. Blue
At
least during the Roman times, Germany was just a loose collection of
tribes and stuff.
3:00
PM Mr. Brown
I
still want to find the family tarta
tartar
3:00
PM Mr. Silver
TARTAN!!!
3:00
PM Mr. Blue
But
those tribes, if traced, probably didn't stay in Germany.
3:01
PM Mr. Blue
I
figure it was the tribes that didn't fight that lasted, and if they
didn't fight then the Romans probably didn't mention them much in
writing.
3:01
PM Mr. Silver
Lasted,
but weren't in charge.
3:02
PM Mr. Silver
"Ave,
Centurion! The enemy has reinforcements coming! You can
see then at the crest of the hill!"
"What
markings do they bear?"
"None,
actually."
"Ah...those
celts. They're just coming to picnic and watch the fight.
Don't worry about them."
3:03
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
3:04
PM Mr. Blue
I
like to think that while the Germanic tribes and Romans were
fighting, my ancestors were just kind of chilling out and
farming/hunting and not saying “boo”.
The
Romans show up:
"We
require a tribute, and we will not take no for an a-"
"OK,
here you go."
3:05
PM Mr. Silver
"Do
not try to resist! You will surrender all you have for cataloging in
the name of Caesar!"
"Whatever.
Need help?"
3:06
PM Mr. Blue
"We
took the liberty of cataloging it for you. Hail Caesar."
Mr.
Silver
“8:35
AM Ted A. “Reach for the stars. If you fall, you may land on the
the clouds.” “
As
implied...100% chance of pancaking on the pavement.
9:38
AM Mr. Brown
Or
you could land on a pointy building.
9:40
AM Mr. Silver
Oooo.
Crowdpleaser...I like that one.
9:40
AM Mr. Blue
Why
would Ted post that?
No
offense to him, but I don't picture him as a "reach for the
stars" type.
More
like "reach for the couch".
9:41
AM Mr. Silver
"Reach
for the beer and chips. If you miss, you might have to shift
over a little."
9:43
AM Mr. Gray
LOL
9:43
AM Mr. Amethyst
Hahaha
9:43
AM Mr. Blue
“If
you're reaching for the stars and you land at Katzenjammer, you sure
as hell missed the clouds.”
9:44
AM Mr. Brown
He
is all Zen-ish anymore.
9:45
AM Mr. Silver
"Reach
for the stars. If you fall, water vapor isn't dense enough to
support a solid body."
9:45
AM Mr. Brown
“Reach
for the stars, fall on a Care Bear.”
I
can see that being a song.
9:47
AM Mr. Silver
"Reach
for the stars. Then wash off the patchouli and get a job,
hippie."
9:47
AM Mr. Brown
Reach
for the stars and die due to freezing and lack of oxygen.
Also
imploding.
9:48
AM Mr. Silver
"Reach
for the stars...expect it to take millions of years."
(pst...you
don't implode in a vacuum.)
9:49
AM Mr. Gray
"Reach
for the stars....and then pull something and limp your lazy ass back
to the couch"
9:50
AM Mr. Brown
"Reach
for the stars, realize you can't fly, sit down, ask child to bring you a
beer"
9:51
AM Mr. Silver
"Reach
for the stars...gain restraining order...doesn't matter, got star
grope."
