Tuesday, July 31, 2018

478 - Pink Idiocitists?, Tall Glass Of Watertini, Animals Try To Save Humans During Eclipse, Oppression For Peace, and May We Run Out Of Caliphs

[9:48 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
White supremacy needs a new name.
Something that describes it even more for what they are actually doing
LOL
[9:49 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
So you want to rebrand white supremacists?
To make them more appealing?
[9:49 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
No
Something that fully describes it so nobody wants it
[9:50 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Pretty sure nobody wants “white supremacists”.
[9:50 AM] 
RACassToleS?
"We need to get with a new club...”
Yeah...the chess thing got boring and the book thing was too philosophical.”
Let's check the Library postings.  Oh!  Here we are - White Supremacists."
"What do you think they're into?"
[9:52 AM]  Mr. McGreen: 
"I want to belong somewhere. I want to feel important, but I have no skills, am not self-motivated, and can't speak for myself"
[9:53 AM]
You are implying cult techniques.
Interesting.
[9:53 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
"I'm Caucasian and really like Tiki torches. That fit anything?"



[12:39 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Found out that ice in whiskey with a little water is actually good
[1:03 PM] 
From the article?
(didn't read)
[1:06 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I had some last night
I need to try it with non flavored whiskey though
[1:19 PM] 
"Better with water because it cuts that awful whiskey taste."
I've been interspersing a few weeks of beer with vodka and water these days. 
Was calling them "Watertinis"
[1:25 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Beer with vodka?
[1:25 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I read an article that says a little water actually makes the flavor come out of the whiskey
[1:25 PM] 
Turns out its kind of a thing.
Vodka and water, I mean. Whiskey and water is just normal
[1:26 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
Mr. Green you should try tomato juice and beer
[1:26 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Nope
[1:27 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I think its called a Red Eye
[1:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
The alcohol Reuben
2 terrible things put together
[1:27 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
Says here that's just a Red Beer
[1:29 PM]  Mr. Brown: 
I had some tequila and cranberry apple juice last night too
[1:30 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I just like beer and rum
And I mean real beer not that pumpkin spice, pale ale, etc. etc. BS
[1:30 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Ya'll have some problems
[1:33 PM] 
Considering at my peak several years ago I'd have 3 oversized martinis because I was generally miserable... I'm not having much of a problem at all.
[1:34 PM]  Mr. McGreen: 
I'm just miserable from 8-430



[8:50 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
I said yesterday animals running in circles
[9:00 AM] 
Said?
Saw?
[9:00 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Animals behave like animals during celestial event.”
[9:00 AM] 
Mrs. Silver and Junior saw a squirrel doing flips apparently...dragged me from what I was doing too late to see it. 
But that was hours before the eclipse.
"They are milling about as if nothing happened.  The trauma is apparent to everyone not looking at them."
Probably appalled that the two-legged slavers are staring at the big hurt light in the sky
"They're gonna go blind!  Run around guys!  Make them look at us instead.  Oh the animality!"
[9:04 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
LOL
Trump needed some giraffes to look at
Look here Mr President - over here at the fluffy bunny. Yes, that's it look here
(yelling over shoulder) “Somebody get the glasses and put them on him - you may have to sneak up.”
Anybody got his favorite snack? We may need to distract him.”
He was full on squinting, looking at the sun
[9:08 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"Going blind is actually good." says Trump



[9:22 AM] 
Shift of topic.  (Talking heads) “Trump removed the timetable on Afghanistan until several assorted unsolvable conditions are solved.” 
(Gary and I)
"Umm...how the Hell...?"
G "Should dump 'em back on Russia."
"No doubt.  They couldn't make any progress in 10 years either."
G "I hope our troops pull it off."
"It's impossible, of course."
G "It's impossible.  I'm just hoping, for their sakes, it somehow works out."
"I can agree with that."
[9:25 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Only solution - Forget the casualties, drop a really big bomb, then walk away
lol
[9:25 AM] 
Honestly?  While I listened to the talking heads and Trump, I thought: "There is a solution, of sorts."
If we're now staying there -- apparently forever -- reinstate Colonialism.
Just get it over with.
[9:29 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Some places would be better off.
Don't let the inmates run the asylum.
[9:29 AM] 
"You are a colony of the United States.  Prepare for full oppression."
"If you are good little Afghans and develop like we say, you can be American some day.  Otherwise we have this wall over here in front of these guns."
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Didn't the British do that to India or something similar
[9:31 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
The British did that to everywhere
[9:32 AM] 
Conquer them as a colony?  Yes...basically everywhere.
Empire of the Sun
It was always daytime somewhere British
But yes, Mr. Blue.  Some places would probably be better off. 
[9:35 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
You're part of the USA - now live like 'MERICA
[9:36 AM]  
"You get to be a country when we SAY you get to be a country."
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
All religions accepted”
(fine print at bottom)
Except any terrorism sects”
[9:38 AM] 
Yes.  Colonials did this whole "eradication" thing for folks like that.
There WERE Thugee once.
If there are any now, they're probably not the real thing
[9:38 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Iraq can go.
There's no reason for Iraq to be a country
Carve it up



[9:41 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Because I don't follow it much, what was it we actually did to incur the wrath of the Taliban and Isis
What is their end game against us?
[9:44 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Supported Israel I assume.
[9:53 AM] 
Please don't insult Isis. ISIS is all caps.
ISIS is the new Caliphate
You can't have the apocalypse until they run out of caliphs
Theologically they are - ultimately - a doomsday cult.
[9:54 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Preparing for the end by killing themselves off?
[9:55 AM] 
Spreading the One True, sir...spreading the One True
[9:55 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
We shall meet on the battlefield and feast in Valhalla
I like that method better
[9:56 AM] 
The ISIS book of instructions says everything will be absolutely terrible, then Jews are supposed to whittle them down to 5000 soldiers and then Jesus will show up and kill their evil demi-god...and then things will get bad...because why not?
Look at this pile:  
#57 is my favorite.  
Not sure where they're planning on recruiting this final righteous army when all of their faithful are already dead. 
[9:57 AM]  Mr. Brown: 
Too bad a majority of the infidels believe in Jesus too.
Just different books
I'm still not sure what part they are reading that says suicide bombing of innocents is good.
Sounds to me like they are trying to say they are reading it literally and following everything to the letter but still using their own interpretations of certain parts
[10:05 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ISIS is pretty smart about history
That's why they attacked Spain... Want to do a re-reconquista
Of course the Umayyad caliphate was positively tolerant compared to ISIS