Wednesday, December 4, 2019

575 - Eat Drink Smoke Drop Snort Chill The F Out & Be Merry For Someday We Die, Ultimate Noise, and Un-National Cuisine

[8:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Every day you are alive poses risk of developing something or getting injured
lol
Romanian men average 8 drinks a day???
Which means some are 0 and some are... 16?
[9:05 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
America is not better
I've been trying to reduce my intake
to be honest, everything in this world will kill you
[9:08 AM] 
"100% of humans in the study will die."
They left out that people who don't drink at all tend to be less happy and less pleasant.
I'll take the 0.14% risk
Hitler was an epitome of clean living. 
Man...with no outlets? No wonder.
(WW1 officers club, Colonel looks at the aide that everyone on the base despises)  "Adolf!  Yes you, you whiny excuse for a soldier.  Drink this."
"I don't drink, Obergruppenfuher." 
"Well now you do.  Drink it.  Drink it!"
2 weeks later he's carousing with the guys and WW2 never happens
[9:13 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Drinking daily seems pointless
I'd imagine you'd build a tolerance and then wouldn't get the same buzz
i wish other drugs were legal.. I'd probably alternate
Monday is cannabis night, Tuesday is cocaine night, Wednesday & Thursday, sober. Friday is have a few shots...
US interventionism should just be shipping bottles of Scottish whiskey to caves in Afghanistan and Pakistan
[9:19 AM] 
hehe
[9:19 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
If we keep sending it they will hopefully drink it
[9:21 AM] 
The DoD's new operation: "Just Relax Bro"
I still like my capture, give one dose of E, release program
[9:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Mission: "Check This Shit Out"
[9:25 AM] 
As a therapeutic, apparently one round is generally all it seems to take.
There's several with effects like that.  Mushrooms, for instance.  One go and a majority of test subjects have their addiction cravings for other stuff just kinda disappear for years.
It doesn't mean they won't use it... they just don't "need".
[9:28 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I bought shrooms once but chickened out
LSD seems the same
[9:29 AM] 
The health department should just treat them like a vaccination sometime in the vulnerable teens. 
"I understand your child has reached the angry a-hole stage.  That's fine.  I'd like to prescribe an overnight treatment.  All very standard."
Same for smoking/drinking/other.
"The diagnosis is Teen Social Chemistry.  We have a treatment."



[10:05 AM] 
Totally weird turn here...
"Ultimate Spinach"
A while back I read about a single-album psychedelic band of artists who worked with the Beatles called "The Fool", which turned out to be rather fun and catchy and very "fool"-y and I listened to several times. 
Naturally, google results had to include sites saying "people also enjoyed" selections...
I noted 2 of them
One was a group that did Lovecraftian themed stuff and their masterpiece was "At the Mountains of Madness" apparently. 
As expected it was a meandering mess made by people blown into another non-musical dimension by too much LSD.
After a couple insipid minutes I closed that one.
And so i opened up "Ultimate Spinach", and THEIR masterpiece "The Hip Death Goddess".
I settled in...mmm...nice groove.  Evocative lyrics.  Great delivery.  Yeeaaaahhhh....
Oh...here's an instrumental section...
...
...
check watch
...
...
(furrow eyebrows)
...
...
How long is this damned song? 
This song was like 9 minutes and everything happened at the front in the first 2.
It was, again, a bunch of people on LSD who couldn't figure out how to stop the song and just kept going until...I assume...the producer just decided he'd had enough and faded it.
After I though about it a while, there seems to be a lot of those from the Acid period.
So...I recommend it...and then I recommend turning it off when the goddess stops singing
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Weird timing signature
I have a hard time figuring out the timing but this isn't something you can dance to
[10:22 AM] 
Hip Death Goddess?
[10:22 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah
eh... Maybe it's in 4s
[10:22 AM] 
You can sway hippie-like to it
[10:23 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Sounds like Jefferson Airplane
[10:23 AM] 
They're guilty of some of that, yes
Ultimate Spinach was supposed to be part of some movement... Bosstown Sound?
[10:24 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
yeah
it's not bad
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lets just jam man
jam til we pass out
[10:25 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
but if this is their best I'd probably pass on the rest
[10:25 AM] 
Honestly I didn't try any others
I might
Have tomorrow off
[10:26 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh.. 2 minutes of song and 6 1/2 minutes of a jam session while the lead singer goes and shoots up
[10:28 AM] 
"Just play the coda until everyone dies.  It's symbolic."
[10:29 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Lets figure out one good hook and keep playing it
[10:30 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
It doesn't take much.. the Ramones found a dozen of them with minimal talent and usually sticking to less than 4 power chords
[10:31 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I'm ugly but i play guitar ya yay ay
[10:42 AM] 
The Ramones couldn't sound good or talented LIVE!  They had a reputation to uphold, you know.
[10:43 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
we don't have to be good just loud
[10:45 AM] 
Which was torture for them d'you suppose?  Studio or Live?
I read a concert review on the Ramones a long time ago, which i don't recall so well, but I believe it was described as them coming out and doing their entire catalog in sets playing every one of them so fast and incomprehensibly just to get them finished that they were like 30 seconds each.
[10:54 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Usually everything is sped-up live
[10:58 AM] 
"They performed 2,263 concerts, touring virtually nonstop for 22 years "
After garnering considerable attention for their performances—which averaged about seventeen minutes from beginning to end—the group was signed to a recording contract in late 1975”



[2:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I didn't know this but Great Danes are German
They changed the name due to anti-German sentiment
[2:02 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Great Germans
lol
[2:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
In the 19th century, the dog was known as a "German boarhound" in English-speaking countries.[29] Some German breeders tried to introduce the names "German Dogge" 
"great dane" isn't even meant to represent Denmark, but is rather of french origin
"grand danois"
I wonder what else those slimy Danes are trying to cash in on
I'll bet Danishes aren't even Danish
[2:21 PM] 
Danish pastry is Austrian
[2:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I read that Swedish meatballs are Turkish
Apparently nobody knew that until recently
The king of Sweden took a trip to Istanbul and came back with the recipe or something
[2:24 PM] 
Thank god French Fries, French Toast, and English Muffins are foods with national integrity
[2:24 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
It probably goes for everything. Everything can be traced to someone else
Fish n chips was brought to England by Italian merchants or something
[2:26 PM]
Jewish, actually
[2:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
At least we Americans will always have the hamburger
Egg rolls are an American invention, though, oddly enough
[2:28 PM] 
Most "Chinese" food in the restaurants are American
[2:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Most Italian restaurants should be legally required to label themselves Italian-American
[2:29 PM] 
True
I watched a short film on the topic of Chinese restaurant secret menus for diners who are actually Chinese
It wasn't just that "some" have one.  It's "most" have one.
[2:32 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Pretty much any ethnic restaurants in the US are heavily Americanized to fit our palette
[2:32 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Most Chinese food is kinda bland, I think
Like the real stuff
[2:33 PM] 
Not very likely
[2:33 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
depends on the region
I think a lot of it is really spicy though... Some if it is downright funky and fragrant too
[2:33 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
right
[2:33 PM] 
A living cuisine dating back to the BCs with that many regions and ingredients...they figured out how to cook
[2:34 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
China is so big I imagine their cuisine varies as much as it would from France to Poland
same goes for Indian
[2:36 PM] 
Read an interesting article on this topic yesterday...
(looks)
Bingo
[2:39 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
goulash was a must when we went.. it was good
They had different sauerkrauts in Czechia too... sweeter and pink?
The best thing in Germany & Czechia was the breakfasts
Just all different kinds of meats and cheeses and rolls and good coffee
Aside from the rolls it was all protein - atypical for breakfasts in my experience
[2:50 PM] 
Like a “Vaječný Syn Muffinu”?
Hmm...pasting that Czech bit into Google produces a much more attractive dish than my Egg McMuffin joke.
A McMuffin in Czechoslovakia is a "McMuffin", BTW
I had to type “Egg Son of Muffin”
[3:19 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
lol

574 - Ground Trip Flight, Only The Heroes Can Save Us But F- Them, and "Gattica 2: Genetic Boogaloo"

[11:58 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
I find it hard to believe this sucker flew https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quetzalcoatlus
[12:10 PM] 
Plummetus Icarus
"Most fossil examples are found in shattered collections of bones at the bottom of cliffs."
[12:11 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
So they think it leaped off cliffs and soared in updrafts or whatever, but how'd it get to the top of cliffs?
Walked?
Was there a ski lift?
I don't know how something that is possibly 400+ pounds gets off the ground without propulsion of some kind
[12:15 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Looks like it could walk or climb
[12:15 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Yeah it could walk on all 4s
But... walk through woods or jungle and up a mountain or cliff just to jump off?
[12:20 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Jump and flap
[12:22 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it'd have to get a really fast running start from the ground, like an airplane taking off to get lift, or it just did not fly
That's just my absolutely unfounded and uneducated opinion
[12:23 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
That would mean it was in a middle evolutionary stage
like it did fly, but then grew bigger. Still has the wings but walked around, maybe swam
[12:23 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Like an ostrich
[12:24 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yeah
[12:25 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
i don't think peacocks fly very well either
[12:27 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
maybe it was just like a crane or heron and just kept getting bigger and bigger
and there is a bias for larger specimens in terms of archaeology since smaller ones aren't as likely to last.. doesn't mean they were big all the time, maybe just for a brief period but those are the specimens that were more likely to survive so that's what we're finding now
That's why people think dinosaurs were all huge but most were small
[12:28 PM] 
We'll find out it was aquatic and moved around like a Manta ray
[12:28 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[12:28 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I was thinking aquatic
diving bird
[12:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
it's just hard to believe.. 400 lbs.?
ostriches weigh 250 and can't fly for shit
emus are 80 lbs. and can't fly
they used to be able to.. but lost that ability the larger they got
although there are also flightless birds that are tiny
Like the kiwi
That reminds me that Australia fought a war against emu.. and *lost* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War



[1:13 PM] 
Chinese movie - Last night's feature was either "A Chinese Tall Story" or "A Journey to the West" depending on if you are looking at the box, the menu or the credits.
[1:13 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[1:16 PM] 
Probably the most bonkers film I own that I really enjoy.
Saw the trailer play about 300 times during a gaming convention across the aisle and had to have it.
Hadn't gotten it off the shelf in ages.  neither Mrs. Silver nor Silver Junior had seen it. 
"Its weird.  It's so weird that I have included this sheet of notes I wrote for Ed Burkert to explain some of what the heck is happening...which I'll now read."
It has theology.
It has philosophy.
it has fantasy.
It has sci-fi
It has action, magic, monsters, spoofs, anachronisms, joy, pain, comedy, tragedy...
It can be completely realistic and outrageously over the top
So...if either of you wanna borrow it.
I was going to bring the DVD in but was too distracted over lunch.
[1:51 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Sounds interesting
do you remember what that older sci fi movie was you lent to me once?
it was *like* Flash Gordon but worse
[1:52 PM] 
Yes.  Need it? 
[1:53 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
No i just couldn't remember the title
[1:54 PM] 
Chiefly a fave for the Earth really wanting the ragtag heroes to save the world yet refusing to help them do it. 
[1:57 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
ahh
[1:57 PM] 
"We're going to need this."  
"No!  Save us all without it!  Screw you!"
"Well, we have to have this."  
"You're our only hope but to Hell with you!"



[2:17 PM] 
So..."Bell"
Over lunch we got to "What do you want for dinner?" 
Silver Junior "I'd say but you'd say no." 
Mrs. Silver "Taco Bell?"
"No"
"Wendy's Bell?"
"What?  no."
Mrs. "McDonald's Bell?"
"No!"
"Long John's Bell?"
Mrs. "KFC Bell?"
What?!?"
This went on til I came back to work.
Sushi Bell sounded good to me though
[2:37 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
(Case #) Speaking of bells
Not that interesting but came in right when you started discussing bells
[3:04 PM] 
"Well we have A bell.  We picked up a surplus one from Notre Dame.  It's about 10' tall and weighs 1000 pounds.  How's Tuesday for that?"
[3:04 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
"comes with an ugly guy to ring it for you"
[3:05 PM] 
heh
"Real conversation piece!"
"He's deaf...we just attach electrodes to him.  He loves abuse."
[3:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
reminds me.. the movie 1492 w/ Gerard Diepardieu as Columbus is underrated
That reminded me of the scene where they're hoisting the bell into the new church
[3:06 PM] 
Portrayed him as the ignorant violent bastard he was?
[3:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Well many complained it sugar-coated it or made him seem more capable and more forgiving than he was
but i didn't see that
[3:07 PM] 
Guess that means he was much worse than you'd even imagined



[3:09 PM] 
Last topic!  Forgotten from yesterday...lunch walk stuff.  "So if I was to do a script for Gattica 2..."
"Would I make it about Jerome's genetic issues leading to the ruin and destruction of the space program?  Or them finding out almost immediately that he was defective the moment anything unprepared for went wrong, and the rest of the film is him trying to evade capture and his rendering in the bio-support vats?"
[3:16 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I only vaguely remember the plot
[3:18 PM] 
Parents had a natural instead of genetically controlled child. 
[3:19 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Ah yeah, he was 'flawed' by future standards and wanted in a space program, so he swapped profiles with a eugenic guy that was disabled in an accident
Progress of society, that makes you a second class citizen...liability.  Not permitted to do anything advanced.  Became a janitor despite his brilliant mind.
[3:20 PM] 
And he left genetic clues at work by mistake and the police were trying to figure out who it was...and he was right in the middle, using his dodges
And the hero of all us blobs of inferiority manages to beat The Man and got his ticket to space. 
The End
So
Gattica 2
It either goes one of two ways

1. They trust him completely because he got through, and one day he loses his last pair of contact lenses and can barely see and F's something up.
2. He couldn't bring enough (any?) supply of pee and blood with him and he fails a test and they recycle him because his genes are garbage.

I like option one because it'd be fun to see a quadrillion dollar program and thousands of lives lost so he could have his dream.
[3:29 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
One big flaw i recall was Ethan Hawke himself
He has not-perfect teeth. That'd be a dead give-away
[3:32 PM] 
"Jerome.  We did a facial structure analysis and realized no parent would make...that..."
If they went with the (Swedish?) imposed genetic evolution model, the giveaway would be that he was taller than 2'.
[3:40 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heh
[3:40 PM] 
I still have that article somewhere
[3:40 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
If they did a Gattica 2 they'd need to cast Elizabeth Debicki
[3:41 PM] 
We're too successful biologically...we keep getting bigger
Meanwhile needing more resources. 
[3:41 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I think if it were parent-designed eugenics and not like, government or society mandated, we'd just keep getting taller.
Nobody would want their kid to be even 'average' height - they'd just keep tacking on inches
[3:42 PM] 
But with a program to do it, humans could be bred down to about that size and retain full intelligence and potential for more.
And a standard roasting chicken could feed about 200 people
(Looks up Elizabeth...)
[3:43 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
She was in GotG 2
She was the gold lady
She's 6'3" too
[3:44 PM] 
She doesn't look real
Not Tilda Swinton not real
Not Linda Hunt not real
But not-a-native-of-this-earth not real
[3:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
She looks like one of those CGI composites like "this is what the average woman in Denmark looks like"
I think we decided that I have a thing for tall girls because it's my genes trying to auto-correct themselves
[3:45 PM] 
Taylor Swift was going with an uncannily smooth and symmetric thing for a while, but this is...more.
I think you have a thing for tall girls...and short girls...and elfin girls...and female lady woman girls...
Because you are male, and you don't have one.
Biology...bah

573 - "Some Venoms", Action Hamlet, Poor Covers, and We've Been Doing This So Long That Mr. Blue Got Old

[9:35 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
So on the subject of the interpretation of that 5 Venoms movie
They all had an animal and a number
like 1 2 3 4
there are 5 of them
Then the last student...at the end of the film he called himself number 4 .
Um no. You're number 6
lol
[9:36 AM] 
...So it was 6 Venoms
Counting the Master...7
[9:36 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Well the one was taught a little of all the others
[9:37 AM] 
Ah
"First I trained 1...and then 2.  3 followed.  Then I decided to train 4 with everything but he was useless and is doomed if there's ever a plot against the school.  Then came 5.  And finally 6.  So.  Five Venoms."
[9:39 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Technically there would have been 8
The first master
Then the master
Then 5 animal styles with venom
lol
[9:39 AM] 
"This Summer!  Come see the action-packed new martial arts film - "Some Venoms"!"
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
"An Indeterminate Number of Venoms"
[9:40 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I want to see Jellyfish style
[9:40 AM] 
A warrior who just kinda hangs there limp and drifts with the ambient breezes til someone touches him.
"We need to kill them all and make it look like accidents so we can steal the candle that says 'does not contain treasure map' on it."
"How many are there?"
"Some."
"How many though?"
"Several."
[9:42 AM]  Mr. Brown.: 
And now you shall see my greatest accomplishment: PLATYPUS STYLE!
Sea Cucumber style
[9:42 AM] 
"Shrew KATA!"
(which would be horrifying and I'm putting that in a game)
You get a sonic blast, poison bite, and a tendency to take bites out of/eat your opponents
Shrews are weird...
I didn't know this one til just now...
Rodent incisors grow throughout their lives... ALL the teeth in a shrew do it.  
They have one set and they grow til they die
[9:52 AM]  Mr. Blue: 
Some are venomous?
[9:52 AM] 
yes
"For a Few Venoms More"
"Fistful of Venoms" 
(that last isn't bad)

 

[3:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Liam Neeson is playing a snowplow driver out for revenge and the movie is titled "Hard Powder"
It sounds like one of the fake trailers from Tropic Thunder
[3:03 PM] 
"I have a very particular set of skills...and a season in which I can use them..."
[3:05 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I wish they had made the Arnold “Hamlet” movie
[3:06 PM] 
heh
[3:06 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
You killed my fahduh... BIG mistake.”
[3:06 PM] 
Too bee ohah nod too bee...
(blam!)  "Not too bee..."
[3:07 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
They should've just made that instead of Last Action Hero
[3:07 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Everything but the guns is Elizabethan
[3:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
And the language
And the cigar and zippo
[3:08 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Yes
A movie like that would be cool
[3:08 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Everyone *else* is correct for the time period except Arnold
[3:08 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
lol
[3:10 PM] 
Arnold as a brooding Dane
Alass pour Yawk Ah noo hem well”
[3:11 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
He randomly switches between traditional sword fighting and uzis and desert eagles without explanation
To sleep, perchance to dream...” [snaps a guy's neck]
[3:15 PM] 
Which is not tomb enough and continent to hide the slain?  O, from this time forth my thoughts be bloody.  And if they bleed, we can kill them.”
[3:18 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
heheh
To come back or not to come back, that is the question”
[3:28 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
There is nothing either good or bad, but you are hasta la vista.”
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than you. And you are one ugly motherf***r!”
This above all: come with me if you want to live”
[3:45 PM] 
heh
[3:45 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
[terminator going door to door] "I'm a friend of Claudius, I was told he was heyuh, could I see him please?"
[3:47 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
Listen to many, speak to a few, get to the choppa”



[12:26 PM] 
OK...”Africa” - been getting a lot of play recently, maybe because Weird Al jammed with Weezer on it. 
One fan thing was a theory it was about a werewolf seeking a cure.  Quite amusing.
The other was I happened on a song facts thing and it points out that it rather confuses people who know Africa due to the line:
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serengeti”
Because you can't see either place from the other
There...done with "Africa"...
[12:36 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I don't understand the popularity of the Weezer cover
It's identical to the Toto version but worse
[12:37 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I see the rains down in Africa”
[12:37 PM] 
bless
[12:39 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
That is apparently a commonly messed up lyric
I see its bless now
[12:40 PM] 
Yes...the Weezer version isn't as good.
Lacks passion, perhaps
[12:41 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
But it's almost identical
They didn't do anything different
[12:41 PM] 
Stefani's "It's My Life" suffers from the same.
[12:41 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
True Colors”
Anybody but Lauper
[12:42 PM] 
Heh
Yeah...all the world can't really imitate Lauper in anything.  Her voice is too...her.
[12:42 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I like both versions of "I Think We're Alone Now"
The old 60s ballad and the 80s mall anthem
[12:42 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
The Phil Collins version of True Colors is ok.
He makes it his own
When people try to imitate it sounds bad
[12:43 PM] 
(Listens as editing post many months later – Doesn't even sound like Phil and is horrific – Mr. Silver)
His "Can't Hurry Love" is better than the original IMO
[12:43 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Starfucker has a good cover of Girls Just Want to Have Fun
There's a Japanese minimalist that did Video Killed the Radio Star.
I think it's better
Just him and like a mandolin
[12:44 PM] 
Really?  Have to look that up...one of my "Gods and Goddesses" songs
(Listens months ago after assertion – also horrific – Mr. Silver)
[12:44 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
Shugo Tokumaru
"video killed the ladio staw"
[12:44 PM] 
LOL
[12:44 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
I would like to see somebody cover “I believe in a thing called love” by the darkness
[12:45 PM] 
As long as we're getting weird, Kirsten Dunst's Turning Japanese
[12:46 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
yes
seen that
lol
[12:50 PM] 
Asteroids Galaxy Tour did "Safety Dance" better. 
Of course I never really got into the original except to filk the lyrics.
[12:52 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
did i link you to Queen doing an old Hungarian folk song live in Budapest?  It was good
[12:53 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
any time i hear Safety Dance i think of Bio Dome and have a flash of Time Bandits
[12:53 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
[12:59 PM] 
Nope (keeps)
[12:59 PM]  Mr. Brown.: 
looks like he is reading off his hand
[1:09 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
yeah
[1:10 PM] 
Oh...and Pet Shop Boys killed Elvis's version of "You Were Always On My Mind".  Probably because they didn't want to do an Elvis cover at all so they messed it up as much as they could



[2:55 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
I have what feels like growing pains in my leg
I haven't felt that since i was... growing
[3:02 PM] 
Welcome to age
[3:02 PM]  Mr. Blue: 
You basically have like 5 years where you're not waiting to be older or wishing you were younger
I never imagined being on the other side of that period
It sucks