[3:13
PM] Mr. Brown.:
[3:14
PM]
He
looks like a mystery pooper
[3:14
PM] Mr. Brown.:
yes
hehe
that
is a big WHY?
[3:15
PM]
Physiognomy
is real!!!!
[3:34
PM] Mr. Brown.:
hahahaha
that
guy had to be running or something
feeels
a poop coming
just
goes where he wants
[3:35
PM]
good
use of an extra e
and
unless he was wearing a kilt...
[3:35
PM] Mr. Brown.:
those
long distance runs are disgusting
[3:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
yeah
there's that pic of the guy spraying diarrhea out of his shorts but
still running
[3:36
PM]
true...stuff
happens on long (the) runs
[3:36
PM] Mr. Blue:
just
stop running, man
[3:36
PM] Mr. Brown.:
some
stop, do it, then start running again
you
can tell it happens to them a lot because does not seem to bother
them
So
apparently Runner's Runs are a normal thing
[3:39
PM] Mr. Blue:
to
them it's normal
[3:39
PM]
The
father-of-#2 replaced former superintendent Scott Taylor who resigned
in August 2015 after being caught pooping daily on the school
track...hey!? THAT'S weird..."
300
years ago, the first school superintendent in the county offends a
gypsy woman. The rest is supernatural history.
[3:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
If
hockey led to "hockey runs" i wouldn't play hockey
not
worth it
[3:41
PM]
Not
sure anything is worth that.
[3:41
PM] Mr. Blue:
I
love playing hockey... But its not worth shitting my pants in public
even if "everyone else is doing it"
[3:43
PM]
"You
aren't taking the sport seriously, Blue! You're making the rest
of the guys look bad! Stop being a jerk and poop!"
[3:44
PM] Mr. Blue:
They'd
have to make hockey pants with built in diapers
[3:44
PM] Mr. Brown.:
Poop
fouls
smearing
on the other player
lol
[3:45
PM]
"You
aren't worthy to squish the bench in my book! Shape up or sh-
out!"
[9:44
AM] Mr. Brown.:
So
looks like i have to lead the scouts to (Camp) next Friday
Ugh
I've
never been there before, so we are all technically figuring it out
[9:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
Never
heard of it
Google says it's in Massachusetts
[9:50
AM] Mr. Brown.:
nope
[9:55
AM]
Camp
“Wigwam”... the Boy Scout camp
[10:05
AM] Mr. Brown.:
yep
They
are having family camp next weekend
[10:06
AM] Mr. Blue:
That's
the same camp that a bunch of kids died at
May
1968 as i recall
[10:07
AM] Mr. Brown.:
lol
I'm
sure I have nothing to worry about going there though
It's
just a camp
Set
up a tent, do activities, then leave on sunday. Perfectly safe.
lol
[10:14
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yeah!
There's nothing to worry about.
I'm
sure those guys that escaped from the mental institution nearby will
be caught before then
[10:36
AM]
(Mr.
Brown at the bonfire...getting late...everyone toxic with s'mores and
getting bored) "Uh...so, uh...anyone ever tell you kids about
the Wigwam Massacre in 1968?"
(quiet
boy rhubarb)
"They...uh...never
caught the guy who did it...and they say that he's sti-"
(scout
leader) "BROWN!"
"WHAT?
Sorry! Sorry! I was just-"
"If
you're gonna tell these kids about The Bloody Tomahawk Killer, do it
right!"
[10:38
AM] Mr. Blue:
There's
a good movie idea
Do
a BUNCH of horror movie cliches all at once
To
the point where the asylum maniacs and the masked hatchetmen and the
ancient ghouls are all fighting each other to get at the campers
That's
near the covered bridge that has one of my favorite ghost stories
but, i can't remember the details
It's
called the "big brown mass" or something
[10:40
AM]
Good
name
(Non-edited
name. Don't bother searching, I tried every variation I could think
of and I even know the locations. I found no local legend even
remotely close – Mr. Silver)
[10:40
AM] Mr. Blue:
Somewhere
near is a clearing where you park at midnight and honk X amount of
times and out of the clearing comes this giant wall of something
towards you.
Nobody
sticks around long enough to find out what it is
[10:42
AM]
...and
so our mission, one of these nights...
(Me
again. This is, IMO, one of those “get the girlfriend nervous in
the car at midnight” strategies we go into much more detail about
months from this chat – Mr. Silver)
[10:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
as
a kid i
pictured this
[10:42
AM]
Gossamer?
:)
[10:42
AM] Mr. Blue:
Yes.
Never knew his name
[10:44
AM]
[10:46
AM] Mr. Brown.:
You
killed our people with blankets so now you shall be smothered, white
skins
[10:44
AM] Mr. Blue:
Another
good ghost story in the area that is i think somewhere near (town),
but for today's purposes lets also put it near Camp Wigwam. Some
idiot got drunk and walked along a railroad track, got hit by a train
and fell into a creek and drowned. And if you drive across the tracks
at night you'll see him in your rearview mirror. and if you get
out and check your back seat it'll be wet
[10:45
AM]
If
it's that's scary I wouldn't wonder your back seat is wet. ;)
[10:45
AM] Mr. Blue:
heh
[10:46
AM]
I
feel a Scout Game being developed
Title
"And I Swear It's All True"
[10:46
AM] Mr. Brown.:
They
are called Scouts BSA now.
The
Cubs are still Cub Scouts though
There
was no “boy” in it so could stay
[10:47
AM] Mr. Blue:
Scouts
Boy Scouts America?
[10:47
AM] Mr. Brown.:
Yep
LOL
So
well established they can't fully get rid of it
[10:48
AM]
Scouts
B.S. Amalgamation
It'll
do 'em good. The Girl Scouts seem to learn more useful stuff
anyway.
[10:49
AM] Mr. Brown.:
We
already had a mother say her son told her if a girl joins he will not
come anymore
[10:49
AM] Mr. Blue:
So
they'd lose 1 and gain 1. No loss
[10:49
AM]
They
already had a mixed group since back when I was in it - Explorers
Shoulda
just shifted the name and principles to younger ages and moved on.
[10:51
AM] Mr. Blue:
Sounds
like a bad mom
"I
support my son's hissy fits"
[10:52
AM]
Pansy
fits...
:P
(Mom) "After
the 'dress-up' incidents I want my boy around all males! … Wait a
minute..."
[10:55
AM] Mr. Blue:
After
all it's gay to hang around with girls
[11:00
AM] Mr. Brown.:
He
would not come out to get his award at the Blue and Gold dinner
[11:00
AM]
Nice
word choice
[11:01
AM] Mr. Blue:
lol
[2:40
PM]
Games...
scout games. Team building, communication, confidence and
trust...
How
many scouts at this shindig, Mr. Brown?
[2:41
PM] Mr. Brown.:
5
we
have 9, but we know for sure 5 are coming
[2:42
PM]
Figgers
need
an even number
...maybe
Yessssss....
"Blind
Brute and Helpful Mute" "Mute Brute"
for short if you like
Half... two in this case... blindfolded.
Other
half, not allowed to talk
The
mute stands behind the brute and has to guide him through
obstacles...
Basically
a path that your number 5 kid shouts out.
Get
to a target, for instance
or
a course of 3-4 locations.
Or
collect markers
The
mute can see but says nothing...can only push shoulders or tap or
stop.
Brute,
of course, has to walk and act as guided.
When
done...trade.
play
again.
Best
bit...blindfold before picking teams...Brute has NO idea who is
guiding them.
I
like three target locations, including object retrieval. Easy
to set up, complex non-verbal non-visual, not too long.
"Bring
back a hat, a neckerchief, and an X"
[2:48
PM] Mr. Brown.:
we
did the traditional blind folded obstacle course
[2:48
PM]
This
is hardly traditional
It
doesn't even need obstacles...could do it in an open field
You
don't even need a shouter if it's object retrieval - the mute can see
them just fine.
[2:50
PM] Mr. Brown.:
right
[2:50
PM]
and
can't pull...just ptap and push
[2:51
PM] Mr. Brown.:
the
ptap
a
new way of direction
Just
pee a little on the shoulder to tell which direction to face
lol
[2:52
PM]
Tap
him on the P. Not too hard or he'll fall down and crunch up like a
ball
