Mr.
Brown
12:00
PM Mr. Brown
The
Hoffa thing would be cool if they actually found him.
LOL
I
like the theory of the FBI taking him out
12:19
PM Mr. Blue
The
idea of killing someone to eliminate their influence always tends to
backfire anyway.
You
make them a martyr.
12:33
PM Mr. Silver
Unless
they, oh, just vanish.
12:36
PM Mr. Silver
If
Jesus's grave was found open, and he was never seen again, what would
have happened?
"And
the apostles did assume that someone robbed the grave, and having
argued a fortnight upon their purpose, did go their separate ways into the world..."
"Thus
Peter later founded Peterianity on his own as inspired by his LORD,
but found the carrying of the good news was upon a path strewn with stones that did not reach the ears of many."
"For his
'I knew this GUY once' sermons were not well received among the
peoples of Israel."
12:42
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
I
didn't know you were leading up to a riff.
12:47
PM Mr. Blue
"This
trail of blood leads right to Jerusalem’s hottest brothel!"
Meh.
That's all I got
12:48
PM Mr. Silver
(shrugs)
Wonder
what we'd all be fighting over...
There'd be no
Christianity...and so no Islam...
12:52
PM Mr. Blue
I’d
like to think they’d stick with the polytheistic stuff… and maybe
tie the different regions together into a more conjoined belief
system.
12:55
PM Mr. Blue
Who
knows; some nut would have come along.
11:02
AM Mr. Brown
You
guys know Squeeze the Clown from Meadville?
I
just talked to her husband.
11:03
AM Mr. Silver
Nope
11:03
AM Mr. Blue
Queezy
the Clown?
11:04
AM Mr. Silver
Sorry…I'm
sure she's very nice, but Squeeze the Clown sounds like a sexual
euphemism
9:40
AM Mr. Brown
Ha!
Boobies win
http://articles.courant.com/2012-09-27/news/hc-boobie-bracelet-0928-20120927_1_boobies-breast-cancer-nathan-hale-ray-high-school
I’ll
bet you nobody was saying anything about the bracelet, but a teacher
saw it and got a stick up her ass about it.
9:45
AM Mr. Silver
"The
teacher said it disrupted her and made her feel all funny inside when
she thought about boobies…BRACELETS!"
9:46
AM Mr. Blue
I
don't see the point in wearing a bracelet. I don't think breast
cancer needs any more awareness than it already has, and it takes
someone…off…to use a disease like that to accessorize.
9:48
AM Mr. Silver
I
don't understand the point of a lot of that stuff.
Especially
high level political stuff
"I
was going to vote for Obama, but then I saw this sign in this guy’s
yard for Romney. Wow...I was so blind."
9:49
AM Mr. Blue
Heh,
yeah.
9:49
AM Mr. Silver
"Said
right on it to vote
for Romney."
9:50
AM Mr. Blue
Brian
Regan has a bit on that
"VOTE
JOHNSON: LEADERSHIP, INTEGRITY."
"Hmm,
I’m still undecided…" (sees another political sign)
"VOTE
DAVIDSON: LAZINESS, THIEVERY!"
"Say
no more! I know who I'm voting for! When you get down to
it, and really compare and contrast the two, the choice is clear I
think."
9:54
AM Mr. Brown
I
was ready to rip a bunch of signs that said Romney out of yards and
burn them.
I
have no clue why I got so aggressive about it.
LOL
Must
be the font they used
I
don't know that a font can piss you off
LOL
10:10
AM Mr. Silver
"What?!?
Comic SANS!!???!?!!? WAUGH!!!!!!"
11:30
AM Mr. Brown
I
liked the ideas they threw into the recent “mermaid” show.
That
humans came from a descendant that partially adapted to the water.
11:31
AM Mr. Silver
I
have issues with the aquatic human theory.
Chief
of which is that we suck in water.
11:32
AM Mr. Brown
Apes
suck worse
11:32
AM Mr. Blue
Mostly
that there hasn't been enough time to develop the necessary traits to
survive, let alone thrive, in water for anything more than a brief
swim.
11:33
AM Mr. Silver
The
best swimmers are slow and awkward because they aren't built for it.
We
can't see in water worth a damn and can barely move.
11:35
AM Mr. Blue
Our
breathing holes are face-down.
Not
ideal.
11:35
AM Mr. Brown
Is
there really a group of people that can see well in the water?
Like
the group of people that can run well?
11:36
AM Mr. Blue
Not
aware of any. I'm sure that could evolve over time, but running
is more natural to humans in general, rather than just groups.
11:37
AM Mr. Silver
I've
yet to see hominid skeletons featuring good aquatic hands or feet.
11:37
AM Mr. Blue
I
guess they were saying you haven't because the evidence is under
water.
11:38
AM Mr. Silver
How
convenient.
11:38
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
They
said that with us, we only evolved a little, and with them they
evolved all the way and the evidence is under the water
lol
11:39
AM Mr. Silver
So
we evolved from ape-hominids...to aquatic hominids that we can't find
any of...back to ape-hominids, all in a staggeringly-short
evolutionary time.
Sounds
good.
11:39
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
11:40
AM Mr. Blue
Going
from all fours to bipedal is one thing…Going from living on land to
living in the water is quite another.
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
Living
where we’d be eaten by sharks and crocodilians as we feebly flop
around, blindly, at about 1-2MPH on average.
11:51
AM Mr. Silver
Hehehe.
Called an agent’s home #. Best VM message ever.
"This
is Mr. Banyon. If you're calling for some money, or to
ask for some money, please don't call back. Because I can't
give you any money, and I'm gonna be outta money soon."
11:53
AM Mr. Blue
hahahah
12:54
PM Mr. Blue
1:09
PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
I
love the picture of Jesus in orbit on the cross.
Like
he'll just fall out of the sky like that.
1:10
PM Mr. Gray
<whistling
sound of plummeting Jesus followed by loud THUMP as cross buries
itself into ground>
"Jesus...Jesus...can we get a quote from you? Do you have anything to say?!"
"Yes....GET THESE !#%ing NAILS out of me!!!"
"Jesus...Jesus...can we get a quote from you? Do you have anything to say?!"
"Yes....GET THESE !#%ing NAILS out of me!!!"
1:13
PM Mr. Brown
Anybody
got a coat” I'm !#@!@#! cold on this thing! Space is
not warm.
1:22
PM Mr. Silver
"Many
evangelical Christians believe that the final battle for mankind will
take place in Jerusalem"
1:22
PM Mr. Brown
Yes,
I’ve read that too.
1:22
PM Mr. Silver
"…but
that's because they're stupid and don't read or understand their own
book."
1:22
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
1:24
PM Mr. Silver
The
name Armageddon is in reference to Tel Megiddo.
They’re
not really that close together...maybe 50 miles from Jerusalem as the
crow flies.
2:08
PM Mr. Silver
BTW...I
need a very large foam crucifix, a weather balloon and some
tanks of helium for...something...
2:08
PM Mr. Blue
Heheh
2:08
PM Mr. Brown
Yes
yes!
So
much fun!
Let’s
throw in a lawn chair.
2:09
PM Mr. Silver
"Holy
flying Jesus in a lawn chair!"
2:09
PM Mr. Brown
LOL
2:12
PM Mr. Blue
Give
him an Evel Knievel suit.
2:14
PM Mr. Silver
(me
to the press) "No, it was NOT a hoax. Hoaxes are meant to
look realistic."
2:17
PM Mr. Silver
My
cheap alternative is a kite...but I don't think I'm bold enough
to fly it where a crowd would be properly outraged though. Not
without some blockers and a getaway car. Or perhaps if I had
cred as a performance artist.
I
like the balloon launch though.
2:20
PM Mr. Blue
Maybe
the Tunguska Blast was Jesus’ failed return.
Parachute
didn't deploy, blast shield failed…now humanity is doomed.
2:48
PM Mr. Brown
Time
for me to get enough money for one commercial .
2:48
PM Mr. Brown
Just
one 5 min commercial.
“I’m
running for president. Vote for me. I’m not the other
guys.”
2:48
PM Mr. Blue
Hahahaha
2:48
PM Mr. Silver
Heheh
2:49
PM Mr. Brown
I
think that campaign would work.
2:49
PM Mr. Blue
*walks
up to voting booth* "Would you like to cast your vote for
Mitt Romney or Barack Obama?" ( ) Yes ( ) No
2:50
PM Mr. Gray
Ummmm....
2:51
PM Mr. Silver
That
one is answerable, of course
2:51
PM Mr. Brown
I
would vote no, then write in “hotdog”. You can always count
on hotdog.
2:53
PM Mr. Silver
"President
Magic 8 Ball"
2:57
PM Mr. Blue
My
campaign slogan would be "If you were running, I'd vote for
you."
3:00
PM Mr. Silver
Mr.
Silver for Hope and Change - "I Hope I win 'cause I'm Hopin' for a
big chunk o' Change in my pocket."
3:00
PM Mr. Blue
"My
book sales need a boost"
(pretty
much every candidate over the last 3 elections)
3:03
PM Mr. Silver
"Some
Pot in every Pot!"
3:07
PM Mr. Silver
"I
promise if I win that every unemployed person in the USA will
get a good paying job -- voting for me next election. Big
bucks, guaranteed, November 2016"
3:07
PM Mr. Brown
“I
promise every non-working person will work ‘cause I’ll stop
giving them help till they take the damn job at Wendy’s or the gas
station down the street, damn it!”
I’ll
end every debate that way: with censor beeps
LOL
And
end any speech yelling “America” or “USA”
3:09
PM Mr. Blue
This
all sounds hilarious - like if someone deep within the autism
spectrum ran for president.
Mr.
Gray
9:22
AM Mr. Silver
(post
Vista upgrade) "Huh? The following landing sequence can only be
completed by an administrator?!?!?! WTF IS this!?!?!"
<terminal
impact> press enter to continue
9:24
AM Mr. Blue
heh
We're
sorry, there was no water found on Mars. (tell Microsoft about this
problem)
9:25
AM Mr. Brown
Are
you sure you don't want terminal impact? Y/N
Please
enter administrator password
Mr.
Silver
"Proctologist
Frat House Party Game Not To Become Nationwide Fad"
12:19
PM Mr. Silver
"Party
drinkers, always on the look-out for the next big thrill or novelty,
will NOT...repeat NOT...be emulating the pastime of Pi Kappa Alpha at
the University of Tennessee."
12:19
PM Mr. Blue
Its
funny how gay frats are; a haven for homophobia AND homosexuality
Family
Guy touches on it a lot
(high
school jocks) "Hey, let's go make the nerds show us their
penises!" "Yeah, won't that be so GAY of them?!"
"Haha yeah!"
12:22
PM Mr. Brown
How
about they are idiots, because you can die from that easier than
binge drinking
12:27
PM Mr. Silver
Perhaps their cheap alcohol just tastes terrible.
"Experts
caution against binge and bung drinking."
