Sunday, November 11, 2012

Day 209 - Please RSVP If You Will Be Attending The Massacre, Mitt & Sarah "Go Buffoon", Hot Time In The Ol' Civil Engineering Office Tonight!, I Don't Eel So Good Down There, Sonic Ewwwww, Hammerhead Brown, and Chapter One: Loomins "Call me Bruce."

3:07 PM Mr. Gray
Mr. Green gone?
3:09 PM Mr. Silver
Standing in his cube.
I’m not sure what he's doing.
3:09 PM Mr. Gray
Is he armed?
3:12 PM Mr. Silver
Not in any obvious way, but he's clever.
3:12 PM Mr. Gray
Your silence was starting to worry me.
3:12 PM Mr. Silver
If he had nerve gas you were already doomed anyway.
3:13 PM Mr. Gray
Nah...not with this ventilation system.
I figured he'd be more the kind to use a gun if he goes off anyway. He'll want to see the look on people's faces.
3:14 PM Mr. Green
Who, me?
3:14 PM Mr. Gray
Yep.
You vanished and I asked if you’d left.
3:14 PM Mr. Green
Well...if I have a chance for MASS destruction, I would probably take it.
LMAO
3:16 PM Mr. Gray
"Mr. Gray...you knew Mr. Green. Were there any signs this was coming?"
"Signs? Are you kidding? He said daily that he wanted to kill someone. I'm just amazed at his willpower and the fact it took so long. He was a good friend. He told a few of us he liked to run first."
"Why didn’t you warn anyone?"
"Seriously? For that he would have shot me!!"
3:20 PM Mr. Green
LOL
3:20 PM Mr. Yellow
"I knew nothing about this. All his communications with me were about how much he loved working there."
3:21 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:21 PM Mr. Green
LMAO!
3:21 PM Mr. Gray
"I feared for my life....He knew where I lived!!"
"I played roleplaying games with him.  I knew what he was capable of!!"
"Once he had this human head in game...."
3:23 PM Mr. Silver
"Signs?  Signs?  There were engraved invitations with directions to the event, your honor!"
3:23 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
3:25 PM Mr. Green
OMG...
"Once he had this human head in game...."
ROTFLMAO!
3:25 PM Mr. Gray
I'm so going to say that if you ever snap dude.  I'm going to make it so memorable it'll go viral across the world.
3:28 PM Mr. Gray
I'm going to start writing a "prepared statement" and carry it on me at all times.
"Ladies and Gentlemen....As you can tell, I have been expecting this for some time....."



11:19 AM Mr. Blue
Sarah Palin urges Mitt Romney to 'go rogue'
Mitt Romney seen rifling through a thesaurus for the antonym of "rogue"
11:22 AM Mr. Silver
"Mitt considers Palin's 'Accelerated Election Loss' proposal."
11:23 AM Mr. Brown
Yep
I would like him to follow her advice so he is gone sooner.
11:23 AM Mr. Silver
I think he should do it too...then he can pass off the next 40 days of gaffes as 'Going rogue'.
11:24 AM Mr. Blue
Why does Palin still think “rogue” is something positive?
1. a dishonest, knavish person; scoundrel.
2. a playfully mischievous person; scamp: “The youngest boys are little rogues.”
3. a tramp or vagabond.
Ok yeah, I guess she is a rogue.
11:25 AM Mr. Silver
"Romney/Ryan - Vote Hobo in 2012"



12:56 PM Mr. Blue
1:04 PM Mr. Blue
Pretty badass... less traffic... less pollution... better mileage.
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
Mr. Blue - City Planner Geek
Nice advance?  Yes.
"Badass"?   Ehhhhh
1:23 PM Mr. Brown
I do wish the lights actually knew where the cars were sitting so it would change for you.
Not that timer shit
1:23 PM Mr. Silver
"The new reflective tabs on the streets totally ROCK"
1:33 PM Mr. Blue
I’m wildin' out to this new onramp, homie!
1:48 PM Mr. Silver
"They broke the adhesion barrier on street sign paint.  Up 21 percent!  A one way sign could theoretically stay clean for 6.27 years without inspection.  I’ve got goosebumps."
1:52 PM Mr. Blue
I love city planning though.
1:53 PM Mr. Silver
Yes
Too bad you're here, not doing any.
But I could say the same about myself and a dozen things.
1:53 PM Mr. Blue
Yeah
Not much out there to do for a city planner, anyway.
I mean, cities are already mapped out. No new cities are being built.
The best time to be alive for that would have been like, the 1700s, early 1800s.
1:54 PM Mr. Brown
Make a taco shaped city.
1:55 PM Mr. Silver
"To whom it may concern in the government of the great state of Pennsylvania, I believe it is my duty to point out that we are sorely lacking in large cities."
1:56 PM Mr. Silver
Enclosed are a map and sketches showing several locations of pristine wilderness in the middle north of the state containing NO ASPHALT AT ALL!"
1:59 PM Mr. Silver
"Trees in an urban setting are all well and good, but if there are too many, it turns out that a perfectly good commercial or industrial zone is wasted on what amounts to a forest."
1:59 PM Mr. Brown
We must have a city shaped like a taco in the middle of nowhere.
1:59 PM Mr. Silver
Yours sounds like early Brasilia, Mr. Brown
2:02 PM Mr. Blue



Mr. Blue
8:38 AM Mr. Gray
LMAO
Wow
8:39 AM Mr. Brown
Hmm.  Intentional or not?  They will not say.
8:40 AM Mr. Blue
Heh
8:42 AM Mr. Gray
I'm going to go with intentional for the win, Alex.
8:45 AM Mr. Silver
"The eel was visibly shaken by the experience.  We're looking for a good ichthyo-psychologist for counseling."
8:45 AM Mr. Blue
I guess if your butthole is like, really loose, it might crawl in there.
8:46 AM Mr. Gray
Really loose meaning gaping open all the time.
8:46 AM Mr. Blue
LOL, right.
2:10 PM Mr. Silver
"with an eel"
2:11 PM Mr. Gray
LOL



1:17 PM Mr. Gray
I didn’t realize it was so close to this guy doing this...
(original link is dead – Mr. Silver) http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/49410049/ns/technology_and_science-space/t/astronauts-hail-skydiver-felix-baumgartners-record-breaking-supersonic-jump/#.UJ_PlWeoaSo
He expects to reach a top speed of 690 mph and break the sound barrier with only his body.
1:19 PM Mr. Brown
Mmm hmm.   
I think his ear drums will pop.
1:19 PM Mr. Gray
The suit is pressurized.
Project officials note that excellent weather will be needed to launch the 30 million-cubic-foot helium balloon from Roswell.”
I'm just wondering how many calls they'll get about an "alien craft".
1:21 PM Mr. Silver
"Sound Barrier to Break Parachutist October 8th!"
1:21 PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Well, they don’t call it a barrier for nothing.
1:22 PM Mr. Silver
"The effect, known as the 'Sonic Ewwwww', was never retested after that fateful day in 2012."
1:22 PM Mr. Gray
LMAO
(This is long past by now and he was successful, and it was rather cool to watch.  However the cameras did cut away from the guy at the speed of sound part of the freefall, and I had to remind Gray, Green and Yellow, all watching at the time, that there was a potential Sonic Ewwwww that it would be better not to show on live TV.  Congratulations to Mr. Baumgartner! - Mr Silver)



(The language is better unedited - Mr. Silver)
2:32 PM Mr. Brown
i wish i could figuer out how many times i hit my head working at lezzer lumber
but i can't remember
lol
Ripped up my back pretty good working there
2:33 PM Mr. Silver
As a charity performance?
2:33 PM Mr. Brown
when there is not always sombody else around to help you lift stuff
2:33 PM Mr. Silver
"Gawk in awe at Hammerhead Brown!"
"Only a dollar!  Shows every five minutes!"
2:34 PM Mr. Brown
Hey i bounced a full bundel of shingles off my head
then finished unloading the truck
lol
the guys on the roof could not belive it
that i did not get knocked out
2:35 PM Mr. Silver
"Keep away from his head miss; it's liable to strike you if you get too close."
"Found in the wild as a child, raised by carpenter ants, Hammerhead Brown is a wonder of the cruelty of Nature."



Mr. Brown
11:34 AM Mr. Gray
Moby!!
11:35 AM Mr. Silver
"We called the bastard Migaloo because we all F-ing HATED reading "Moby Dick" in high school, mate."

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