Mr.
Blue
So
the original Hoggle from Labyrinth was unclaimed as baggage in some
airport, and he's now on display at some unclaimed baggage super
store in the south.
1:40
PM Mr. Silver
Nice.
I’m
surprised the Henson people never tried to get it.
1:45
PM Mr. Blue
I
guess it wasn't theirs to claim. It belonged to the studio or
something.
1:47
PM Mr. Brown
It
looks like he is beat to shit.
lol
1:54
PM Mr. Silver
Hoggle?
1:54
PM Mr. Blue
Yeah,
he was all torn up, but I guess they restored him.
He
looks weird now though. His face is too smooth.
1:54
PM Mr. Silver
Sarah
stopped needing him I guess.
2:02
PM Mr. Silver
(Dreamlike
images of her friends in mirrors and corners)
Didymus:
“And remember, fair maiden, should you need
us..."
Hoggle:
“Yes ... should you need
us, for
anything at all..."
Sarah
"Nope...I'm good."
Hoggle
"Wha? Well FU too! *#%$&@" (vanishes)
(end
credits, no dancing)
2:03
PM Mr. Blue
As
Sarah’s older boyfriend Chet comes over with a vial of angel
dust
Bowie
comes on singing "They grow up so fast".
Mr.
Silver
http://arstechnica.com/gaming/2012/09/getting-back-to-the-story-hands-on-with-dungeons-dragons-next/
12:48
PM Mr. Gray
Hmmm....do
I really want to read this?
12:50
PM Mr. Silver
Hehe
There
are some amusing details so far...I'm not finished though
I
think they should have called it "D&D Wow!"
myself, with archetypical heroes and monsters on the book covers
depicted with bright smiles and jazz hands.
12:53
PM Mr. Gray
OK...this
makes me somewhat happy:
“They
promised that, in the coming years, they would finally release
searchable PDF copies of books from every system, all the way back to
the original 1970s classic.”
12:57
PM Mr. Silver
Me,
I liked the adventure setup.
"Wait...a
whole band
of rangers and druids lost to one green dragon and no one knows where
it happened? Man...Everyone in Axefold sucks."
12:58
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
12:59
PM Mr. Yellow
Yes,
I was thinking “What? No one checked?”
There
are no heroes in Axefold.
1:02
PM Mr. Silver
(Party
leader) "Is this Axefold?"
(Villager,
picking nose) "Huh?"
(Leader)
"We're looking for Axefold...there’s a big dragon there."
(Villagers
gather, all picking noses) "Huh?"
1:06
PM Mr. Yellow
Haha
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
I'm
thinking St. Cuthbert's followers are having internal issues if they
think druids are evil and would work with Lolth
1:10
PM Mr. Yellow
Hahaha
Yes,
I read that!
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
"Hey!
Have you heard the new Hierophant is raving-shit bonkers?"
"Yeah!
His sermons are hilarious! The temple is standing-room-only
now!"
1:11
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
Mr.
Silver
7
to go...
Time
to open up Rawstory to see what the latest Romney gaffe is.
8:22
AM Mr. Brown
He
is trying to be Mexican by getting tan.
8:23
AM Mr. Silver
Who?
Romney?
8:24
AM Mr. Brown
Yes.
8:26
AM Mr. Silver
"Mitt,
as your campaign image manager, I've gotta tell you...you're just too
old-white-rich-male for today's political environment...in fact, uh,
could you turn your skin down a bit? I forgot my sunglasses."
"Oh,
sure. (dims)"
"Thanks.
Now I have a couple of options here. This is a bronzing
sprayer...bit messy. These are tanning pills...do you like orange?
And that up there is called 'the sun'."
8:28
AM Mr. Gray
The
guy is a snake....I'll bet the tan is a spray on LOL
Even
it can’t be real
8:59
AM Mr. Silver
What?...He
isn't getting a healthy dose of honest suntan, working his ranch
daily like smilin’ George W. Bush? I've seen the pictures.
Those weren't real?
9:00
AM Mr. Gray
Hey,
I'll give GWB some credit on that at least...he did work on his ranch
and is a Texan. Romney, the most sun he likely gets is on his way to
the temple in Utah. LOL
9:03
AM Mr. Silver
Bush
bought it in 1999, sir.
9:06
AM Mr. Gray
The
ranch?
9:06
AM Mr. Silver
Yes. Those were photo ops for his campaign.
9:07
AM Mr. Gray
Yeah
well, before that he was working in Oil and such wasn’t he? Or were
those the drunken days? LOL
9:07
AM Mr. Silver
Yes, before that he
was busily bankrupting oil businesses and abusing drugs and alcohol.
9:07
AM Mr. Silver
The "Ranch", in fact, appears to be nothing but a vacation home where he
entertained dignitaries while the president.
9:08
AM Mr. Gray
...and
worked on his tan.
10:21
AM Mr. Blue
The
lady that cuts my hair is trying to get me to go out with some girl
that she knows.
So
I looked her up on Facebook… This girl looks exactly like me. WTF?
10:22
AM Mr. Blue
If
I put on lipstick and a curly wig, there would be no difference.
10:23
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
It's
your twin.
10:23
AM Mr. Silver
So
your hairdresser found your alter ego on FB, eh?
10:23
AM Mr. Blue
Kind
of like that Seinfeld episode where George dates the lady that looks
just like Jerry…except weirder.
10:24
AM Mr. Silver
Heh...didn't
see that.
10:25
AM Mr. Blue
He
doesn't see it at first, but Kramer points it out, then the
girlfriend agrees... then later she gets gum in her hair and has to
cut it out, and wears a button-down shirt around the apartment… by
then she looks exactly like Jerry.
10:25
AM Mr. Silver
Hehe
So...going
to go out with yourself then?
10:27
AM Mr. Blue
I
don’t know. That's some real Narcissus stuff.
10:28
AM Mr. Silver
(her)
"Oh I love
hockey! Do you
play too?"
10:30
AM Mr. Blue
Heh
11:07
AM Mr. Brown
I
really need to see this resemblance now.
I
keep wondering what a woman Blue would look like.
LOL
3:38
PM Mr. Silver
So
this girl that looks like you...does she have the mustache?
Because that would be a dead giveaway that you walk in your sleep and
have a wig.
3:39
PM Mr. Blue
I’m
living a double life and the worlds are colliding.
3:40
PM Mr. Silver
If
you had kids, they’d all look like both of you. It’d be
like that scene from 'Being John Malkovich'.
3:41
PM Mr. Silver
Perhaps
you're the leftover from some eugenics experiment to try to create
the master race. The Pure Blue.
3:43
PM Mr. Blue
“A
better future... a Blue future.”
3:43
PM Mr. Gray
LOL
3:43
PM Mr. Silver
(Nazi
scientist) "Welllll...not so much a master
race...more like a journeyman race...or maybe an apprentice race."
3:44
PM Mr. Blue
Hehehe
3:44
PM Mr. Brown
Hockey
for all
In
a Blue world, there are no roads; it’s all ice, you have to wear
skates, and you defend yourself with a bent stick
3:44
PM Mr. Blue
Sounds
good to me.
3:46
PM Mr. Brown
Wars
are fought with pucks, fired at each other.
Mr.
Blue
That’d
be great! All international disputes settled by hockey
tournaments!
3:47
PM Mr. Silver
So...you
totally need to date...destiny awaits your offsprings' wisdom.
Mr.
Gray
He
does have a point there.
You
are denying the world the genetic salvation it needs.
3:49
PM Mr. Silver
Das
Uberblau
11:07
AM Mr. Silver
11:07
AM Mr. Silver
They
felt they had to put the football ties on the picture?
11:09
AM Mr. Blue
"We
hired this community college educated graphic designer, and damn
it we're gonna use him!"
"Fall’s
coming soon; maybe add some leaf clip-art."
"Yes
SIR!"
11:10
AM Mr. Silver
"No
you can't put a pigskin texture on it and make it spin in the
simulation."
11:13
AM Mr. Brown
It’s
a warp football
Games
will be very interesting
11:13
AM Mr. Blue
"This
technology could be used to send a perfect spiral up to 80 light
years down the field."
8:27
AM Mr. Silver
"Also
available in a 9" model with four speeds, for the ladies."
8:29
AM Mr. Blue
heheh
Mr.
Brown
There
was this sushi restaurant I liked going too, but I’m not sure if
they are still open.
The
owner was Korean, so he also had a Korean menu too.
1:04
PM Mr. Silver
Korean
is what I want to find next.
1:04
PM Mr. Blue
Sushi
Kim’s in the strip district supposedly has a Korean menu.
1:05
PM Mr. Brown
This
one was out Rt. 8 south.
1:05
PM Mr. Brown
Go
to the Sheetz and turn right at the lights there.
Follow
that road out. I forget exact area though.
1:06
PM Mr. Blue
I
don't know any Sheetz on Route 8 south, unless you're talking, like,
down by the turnpike.
1:06
PM Mr. Brown
Yes,
turn right at the light there at that Sheetz and follow that road.
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
So
down to that Sheetz...turn right...and it’s there.
1:10
PM Mr. Brown
Out
that road a ways, then I think a couple more turns.
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
ARGH!!!
Ya
SEE! I KNEW he was going to do that!
1:10
PM Mr. Blue
So
turn right at the Sheetz, then turn a couple more times somewhere,
and you're there.
1:10
PM Mr. Brown
I’m
trying to remember the name of it.
1:10
PM Mr. Silver
AUGH!!!!
I
hate directions like that!
"Just
go to Pittsburgh and ask!"
"I
think it's called China something!"
"China and maybe Garden, Palace, Jade, Fortune, Wok, Panda or Golden something! You can't miss it!"
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