8:00
AM Mr. Brown
I’ve
been watching the ID Channel a lot lately.
They
always seem to use the same question at the end: “Was this person
born a killer?”
8:10
AM Mr. Silver
"And
so, with all this history and all these facts before us to
consider...Was this person BORN a garbage collector?"
8:11
AM Mr. Brown
Yeah
LOL
Mr.
Silver
AUGH!
I
thought I stopped it yesterday!
(ABBA
earworm)
Get
out of my mind!
9:43
AM Mr. Yellow
ABBA.
Lucky you.
Dancing
Queen or Fernando?
9:46
AM Mr. Silver
Waterloo
9:48
AM Mr. Silver
2
days ago...it was late...I was tired...looked up something, saw a
link to “Waterloo”...
"Just
one couldn't hurt"
(wiser
self) "It's ABBA...don't."
"What's
the worst that could happen?"
(wiser
self) "Don't click that."
(click)
45
minutes later I fled and went to bed.
9:50
AM Mr. Yellow
You
know, I listen to a few ABBA tunes when I am in weird moods but I
never heard that song.
9:54
AM Mr. Silver
Really?
10:12
AM Mr. Yellow
Does
Your Mother Know....Dancing Queen....Fernando.....Chiquitita.....and
Mamma Mia
10:53
AM Mr. Green
Lunch
10:56
AM Mr. Yellow
I
do not remember that ABBA song.
11:01
AM Mr. Yellow
Hmm.
I’m not showing a song named “Lunch” here by ABBA anywhere.
Weird
Al did “Girls Just Want To Have Lunch”
and
Dead Kennedys did “A Growing Boy Needs Lunch”
11:02
AM Mr. Silver
I'll
bet if ABBA did sing a song called “Lunch”, it would have sounded
great and had piano in it.
11:02
AM Mr. Yellow
Dead
Boys – “I need lunch”
Elaine
Stritch – “Ladies who lunch”
11:03
AM Mr. Silver
(sings)
"Gimmie gimmie gimmie a sand-wich at lunchtime!"
11:03
AM Mr. Yellow
Haha
Banana
Slug String Band – “Dirt made my Lunch”
Steer
Clear and Jimmie Scooter did a song called “Lunch Money”
“Lunch
Room Queen”
11:15
AM Mr. Yellow
You
are the Lunch Room Queen...Your eating habits so obscene...Lunch Room
Queen ... You can bake, You can fry...Cooking food that goes straight
to your thighs...See her eat, hear her scream..Food is killing the
lunch room queen
11:32
AM Mr. Silver
\:-/
11:40
AM Mr. Silver
It’s
a fairly challenging lyrical task, that one.
I was
trying to wrap my head around it when you put up yours...I love filking lyrics if it wasn't
obvious by now.
(continues pondering)
11:46
AM Mr. Silver
(Sings)
"Add the cheese, turn the oven oooon...
“Blend
the potatoes, the gravy's…gonnnne…
“Have
to serve them with butter...
“Margarine
would do.
“You're
in the mood for a break.
“And
as you fill a plate.
“YOU
ARE THE LUNCHROOM QUEEN" Etc
12:50
PM Mr. Yellow
lol
Mr.
Brown
We
need to find all the songs that can get stuck in your head and play
them as Katzenjammer hold music.
Come
on Eileen
M-bop
10:30
AM Mr. Silver
Those
don't get stuck
Throw
some ABBA on
“Hot
Rod Lincoln” tortured me once for days
(No,
ABBA didn't cover it, thank God)
11:06
AM Mr. Blue
Come
on Alien
11:08
AM Mr. Silver
(sings)
“Oh I swear...at this moment...you'd eat anything!
You
burst from my chest...oh my clothes (I confess)...are so bloody...oh
come oooon alien!”
Mr.
Brown
Giant
Eagle sells sushi-grade tuna
12:31
PM Mr. Blue
It’d
probably make a Japanese person vomit.
12:48
PM Mr. Silver
"You
know how you say 'sushi' to a lot of Yinzer yokels and they make
a face, say eww and start bitching about it even though they've never
had it? Yeah, this tuna is that sushi grade."
12:48
PM Mr. Blue
Heh
12:55
PM Mr. Brown
Yeah.
Most people won't even give it a chance. Just think they
won't like it cause its “raw fish”.
1:09
PM Mr. Silver
People
don't eat a lot of “dangerous food”...it always amazed me, some
reactions.
Simple
prejudice.
"Chi-NESE
food? I won't touch THAT! You know what's IN that?"
"Yes...very
well, and can cook some of it. What do you think is in it?"
1:11
PM Mr. Blue
"Proteins,
fats and carbohydrates, same as any food."
1:11
PM Mr. Silver
"Often
crafted to a degree of sophistication beyond your dreams. But
please…enjoy your chipped ham, plastic wrapped processed cheese
slice and Miracle Whip on white Wonder Bread."
1:13
PM Mr. Blue
I
know more people that scoff at sushi than like it
1:13
PM Mr. Blue
Sushi,
in particular is good, AND not bad for you. It’s possibly
even good for you.
1:14
PM Mr. Silver
Except
for that spicy tuna issue a while back.
Which
I think was the only case of tainted sushi I've ever heard of.
I
can tell you that opening that little bit of news on the day after
having spicy tuna and having to call off work was a bit of a downer
"Great.
Salmonella. And here I thought it was the eel...silly me."
Coincidence
though. I was fine.
1:17
PM Mr. Blue
It
was probably the sauce's fault.
I’d
like some sashimi now
9:02
AM Mr. Brown
9:13
AM Mr. Silver
Of
course my personal favorite would be the Bantam Jeep monument in
Butler PA. I saw it at the Jeep Festival.
(committee
member) "It says here that you're unable to draw in perspective,
but are cheap."
(artist)
"That's correct."
(committee
member) "Excellent! Welcome to the project. Let's
get to it. What we really were looking for was a boxy
representation of something jeep-like, but doesn't look like a Bantam
jeep. And we want the angles all F'd up."
(artist) "I'm
on it."
9:18
AM Mr. Blue
I
dunno what you're talking about
Where
is it?
9:18
AM Mr. Silver
Diamond
Park in Butler PA
9:19
AM Mr. Blue
Ah,
I’ll have to check it out.
9:42
AM Mr. Silver
9:48
AM Mr. Blue
Oh
I see. It looks unfinished: floating wheels, uneven grill, no
undercarriage.
9:51
AM Mr. Silver
And
drawn as if it was a model made from a shoebox.
11:34
AM Mr. Silver
So
did everyone get gum and sunflower seeds?
I
was thinking this was maybe our Christmas bonus, but there was no
announcement.
11:37
AM Mr. Blue
I
did. I figured it was baseball related.
11:37
AM Mr. Silver
This
gum is hard to chew with all these seed hulls mixed in.
11:37
AM Mr. Blue
Where’s
the chaw?
I
recall a movie where a guy took a golf-ball sized amount of chew and
wrapped bubble gum around it.
“Rookie
of the Year”, maybe.
11:39
AM Mr. Silver
"All
agents should enjoy the full rich flavor of the Mail Pouch
tobacco placed on each of your desks"
11:39
AM Mr. Blue
lol
11:42
AM Mr. Silver
"And
it's a national imperative that you vote tobacco this year, or the
USA will be destroyed by special interests and health-terrorist
commies."
11:44
AM Mr. Blue
"3
out of 5 physicians recommend Red Man Long Cut tobacco."
(The following Mr. Brown comments are unedited for our mutual enjoyment - Mr. Silver)
2:07
PM Mr. Brown
i think I’m going to buy some 100% guava tequila.
2:07
PM Mr. Blue
Knock
yourself out.
2:08
PM Mr. Silver
Tequila
can manage to knock him out with minimal effort on his part, I’m
sure.
2:08
PM Mr. Brown
i've
been craving it lately for some reason
i
just wan't teguila
tequila
2:09
PM Mr. Silver
He's
already drunk just thinking about it.
2:11
PM Mr. Brown
wait
i said wrong thing
lol
100%
agave tequila
2:11
PM Mr. Silver
Awww.
he caught it...
You
looked it up, right?
2:12
PM Mr. Brown
yeah
2:15
PM Mr. Blue
2:21
PM Mr. Blue
Ask
the liquor store for their finest bum wine
2:26
PM Mr. Silver
"Pardon
me, my good man, but I was unfortunately required to leave my
collection of toilet wines in stir when I was recently discharged from
the establishment. I'm entertaining colleagues at my new flat
behind this storefront this very evening, and I was hoping you could
show me to your finest vintage of Mad Dog, or perhaps to a palatable
Night Train Express."
2:27
PM Mr. Blue
lol
2:30
PM Mr. Brown
Mmm…
Thunderbird.
Mr.
Brown
11:20
AM Mr. Silver
"Rusten
Ramsey, who was born full-grown with no interest in anything at all,
never even heard of vampire bats."
"Apparently
all the kids know about them and think they are cool." he said
to reporters
11:22
AM Mr. Brown
LOL
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