Greetings all. I was traveling for a while but Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue decided to keep a couple sessions from the week to put up. Sadly, the one had no "zing" and I dumped every word. This one...this one has zing. No idea if there will be another this week -- Mr. Silver
9:08 AM Mr. Brown
Somebody keeps calling my cell from Albany NY
Have no clue who that could be
9:09 AM Mr. Blue
You should find them and kill them
9:09 AM Mr. Brown
Assassin time
They are calling again
That’s two times just now
lol
9:09 AM Mr. Blue
Answer and tell them that Albany is the armpit of America
8:34 AM Mr. Blue
8:35 AM Mr. Brown
Oh yeah, I read that one
Wow
Wonder what he did to her
or if she is just that crazy
8:35 AM Mr. Blue
Seems to happen every 20 years or so
8:37 AM Mr. Brown
Wow either she was crazy or really loved the guy
lol
I can't believe she put it in her mouth and tried to have sex with it afterwards
10:33 AM Mr. Blue
Topic of the day is men with severed penises and the women who love them
10:35 AM Mr. Pink
I think Lorena Bobbet was slightly more attractive
10:35 AM Mr. Blue
What about this gal? (Sada Abe – Mr. Silver)
10:36 AM Mr. Pink
The picture is pretty poor, but she could take the cake
Although she does get style points for carrying it around in handbag
10:41 AM Mr. Blue
And putting it in her mouth and vagina
10:41 AM Mr. Apple
Is this some kind of new fetish?
(Later there was lots of riffing on this [bear-keeper-in-ohio-attack-dies-in-bizarre-fashion] which I decided to cut – Mr. Silver)
3:15 PM Mr. Blue
What's your safe word?
3:16 PM Mr. Brown
Ketchup
I think it would be funny if somebody picked the word “more” for a safe word
3:18 PM Mr. Blue
My safe word is "AHHHH DON'T STOP DON'T STOP"
3:20 PM Mr. Apple
Safe word to what?
3:21 PM Mr. Pink
haha
3:22 PM Mr. Brown
They could use "Harder" for a safe word too
lol
3:23 PM Mr. Apple
lol
3:23 PM Mr. Brown
Or like in That movie they gave the guy a foreign word he could not pronounce
3:30 PM Mr. Blue
“Dunston Checks In”? Yeah
10:57 AM Mr. Blue
Did you see that Tour de France accident?
10:58 AM Mr. Apple
No, but did anyone die?
10:59 AM Mr. Blue
No, but one of them crashed into a barbed wire fence and he was all torn up
11:00 AM Mr. Pink
They should turn that crap into something like the old video game Roadrash and give them, like, clubs etc...
11:00 AM Mr. Blue
11:05 AM Mr. Apple
How could someone crash into a fence going straight?
or am I missing something from what I could see in the pictures
11:07 AM Mr. Blue
A TV truck bumped into him
11:41 AM Mr. Blue
11:46 AM Mr. Apple
Haha, that’s great, I’m surprised people haven't tried that here
12:01 PM Mr. Brown
I'm sure Jews do (I assume he's thinking of a yarmulke, not a pasta strainer – Mr. Silver)
12:01 PM Mr. Blue
With pasta strainers?
12:02 PM Mr. Apple
Yeah or some other odd thing
12:07 PM Mr. Blue
If you wear a wig do you have to take it off for drivers license photos?
12:08 PM Mr. Pink
I doubt it
12:11 PM Mr. Blue
I’m gonna buy a pair of those cheap-o glasses at Walmart and wear them for my drivers license photo
Maybe a wig too
12:11 PM Mr. Pink
HD vision?
12:11 PM Mr. Blue
Geezer vision
12:12 PM Mr. Pink
lol
12:12 PM Mr. Blue
The kind of glasses that my great grandmother was buried with
