Day 104 - Once The Snow Melted There Was Evidence All Over The Yard, Hail To The Queen, This Section Of Jungle Is Pretty Horny, Read The Small Print On Immortality, And Everyone Is Stupid Enough To Buy Mr. Blue's Book Except Mr. Blue

10:09 AM Mr. Blue

http://www.cbc.ca/news/yourcommunity/2011/10/do-you-believe-the-yeti-exists.html?cmp=googleeditorspick

10:13 AM Mr. Silver

(looks)

"and other items the creature uses to mark its territory."

Just say “poop” and get it over with.

Mr. Silverhttp://www.cbc.ca/news/offbeat/story/2011/10/13/bhutan-king-bride.html

She doesn't look too common.

Cute

http://www.google.com/search?q=Queen+Jetsun+Pema&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1229&bih=701

10:17 AM Mr. Blue

He looks like an Asian Elvis

10:19 AM Mr. Silver

Yeah, the new queen of Bhutan is a babe.

10:22 AM Mr. Green

Yes, she is hot.

10:26 AM Mr. Silver

"It's good to be da king." 

10:57 AM Mr. Blue

Never seen this before, but I don't know why: http://www.google.com/search?q=pico+cao+grande&rls=com.microsoft:en-us&oe=UTF-8&startIndex=&startPage=1&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hl=en&tbm=isch&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1025&bih=464

10:58 AM Mr. Silver

Interesting feature

11:00 AM Mr. Blue

It's a volcano??

11:01 AM Mr. Silver

I can see that as a volcano chimney, yeah.

Is it ancient and dead?

It could just be the old core and the rest wore away.

11:02 AM Mr. Blue

I guess I can see that, or it maybe even formed underwater and cooled quickly.

11:05 AM Mr. Silver

Big little dog?

11:05 AM Mr. Blue

Huh?

11:07 AM Mr. Silver

Pico - small

Grande - big

Cao apparently is dog

11:10 AM Mr. Silver

"What's Portuguese for 'Giant Thingy'?"

         (...and then... - Mr. Silver)

 

11:22 AM Mr. Blue

Heheh.

Sounds like the country is in shambles, so I guess I’ll never see it.

11:54 AM Mr. Silver

Eh...I'm resigned to having to wait til other lives for almost everything.

11:55 AM Mr. Blue

So, never huh?

11:55 AM Mr. Silver

If you like.

Mr. Blue

Heh

Your next life, you might be one of those jellyfish that never die, then you'll be screwed for a while.

12:01 PM Mr. Silver

Hehe!

(Devil) "You asked for immortality...so..."

"As a HUMAN!!!" 

(Devil) "Ah...let's just check the terms...hmm...mmm hmm...Well according to the contract, I'm afraid you haven't a leg to stand on!  Get it?  A jellyfish has no legs?  Oh I DO make myself laugh!  Well, enjoy.  Toodle-oo!" 

12:06 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

12:09 PM Mr. Blue

Everyone is stupid.

Not me though.

12:14 PM Mr. Silver

You should write that book.

You'd sell a million.

People wouldn't know what to make of it.

"Is he mocking me in this section?"

"It's a joke...the whole book is."

"I'm really not so sure...Chapter One is titled 'I'm not kidding', and sounds sincere."

12:18 PM Mr. Blue

Very Machiavellian.

12:20 PM Mr. Silver

It's a marvelous title and concept.

12:24 PM Mr. Silver

Should be easy to write

It's not like it'd need to be in depth.  I see a lot of "I'd explain it in more detail, but frankly someone like you wouldn't understand it anyway."

12:28 PM Mr. Blue

Lol

"There is no god. I know why, but I don't feel like explaining it to you."

12:30 PM Mr. Silver

"I've tried, believe me.  I've sat down and laid it all out and got nothing but ignorant faith and speculation back.  Everyone is stupid, not me though."

"That's the title of this book.  Go back and look on the cover; I'm sure you've forgotten by now."

12:33 PM Mr. Blue

“Complaints and counter arguments can be sent to ______, where they will be instantly deleted, because you're too stupid to debate me.”

12:33 PM Mr. Silver

"If you are reading this to someone else, just give up because they are stupider than you."

12:42 PM Mr. Silver

"I wrote a sonnet just now for everyone.  A sonnet is a poem, if you're too stupid to know that.  It means it has words that rhyme in it...oh forget it..."

           "How stupid are thee?  Let me count the ways."

           "One.  That's all you could handle the rest of your days."

12:48 PM Mr. Blue

“Chapter 14: List of Things That Are Stupid: Traffic, snow, earthquakes, mock turtle necks, old ladies, customers, technicians, whiners, and you.”

1:07 PM Mr. Silver

"Chapter 87: I'm Calling Chapter 11 Chapter 87 Because Most Of You Can't Count Anyway"

1:08 PM Mr. Blue

"Chapter 19:  You're Still Reading This?  I'm Surprised You Haven't Been Distracted by a Butterfly or a Set of Keys By Now."

Day 103 - Perhaps All Bridges Are Haunted, I'd Ask Your Name But I Don't Think You Know, House Hunting For The Amateur Detective, Home Alone At Mr. Yellow's, Check The Master Racial Data Set, Finally Some Energy Research Big Oil Will Embrace, The Nation's Capital Is Freedom Food And Mud, And Wedge Antilles' Original Dialogue Was Readded For The Blu-Ray Edition Of Star Wars

8:41 AM Mr. Brown

Is there a spooky bridge around here?

8:42 AM Mr. Silver

Certainly, a few.

Bridges invite legends.

9:07 AM Mr. Silver

There was a folklorist I listened to who had tracked a bridge legend from some hazardous turn or broken barrier to the addition of non-existent Native American curses to a prom night link that never happened.  And when they knocked down the bridge and built a new one a 1/4 mile down the road, the legends all moved with it. 

Very amusing.

9:25 AM Mr. Brown

Lol, that is funny!  Legends that follow the bridge.

9:25 AM Mr. Silver

Heh

He said they tend to grow like that as one generation tells the next and the current generation adds the trendy new fashionable spooks.

9:26 AM Mr. Brown

“Well the legend is that they used old parts from the one bridge to make the new one, so now even though it’s in a new place the ghosts are still there.”

9:26 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

Considering the re-use of materials throughout history, we’d be surrounded by jilted lovers, accident victims, killer clowns and Native American dooms.

9:58 AM Mr. Silver

"Hi...I'm not the person on the line calling in."

7:18 AM Mr. Gray

Checking out a couple of houses after work

7:19 AM Mr. Silver

cool

7:44 AM Mr. Silver

Be wary of Hollywood Jobs and Quirks

7:46 AM Mr. Silver

Example quirk: "What are all these things in the ground around the house."

"Oh...termite traps."

7:47 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

Well, if nothing else I should be able to see if the basements leak today LOL

7:49 AM Mr. Silver

Yup

A Hollywood Job is covering up the “set”.

Beautiful paint job!  Bulges and cracks all over the plaster underneath.

7:51 AM Mr. Gray

Yeah see I don’t know how to check that stuff.

7:51 AM Mr. Silver

My main bathroom was a Hollywood Job.  I could tell, but figured it wouldn't be a big deal.

Eh...turn on your inner detective and start looking for clues after you've had a general impression.

Assume “the villain” is scamming you.

Quirk - "This drop ceiling looks a little bowed."

"Oh, well it’s a bit old."

(pokes finger at clean white surface...mush of water.)  "I see..."

7:55 AM Mr. Gray

Good point LOL

8:12 AM Mr. Silver

Mrs. Silver's job was assessing the space, "like", and features.  I was the inspector.

8:15 AM Mr. Silver

We refused a nice house when I pointed out: "See that hurricane dog fence, with the nice outside doghouse, next to the beautiful parking area and how the big dog has been barking non-stop since we arrived and for the entire tour of the house, even when it couldn't see us?  Picture that 24 hours, because it's that kind of dog." 

8:16 AM Mr. Gray

LOL good point.

8:56 AM Mr. Yellow

So at this point we still on for Sunday?

If not, then I have my home all to myself Saturday and Sunday.

9:01 AM Mr. Yellow

If that does not work, yes I still have a win with an empty house.

I am looking forward to playing, but weekends alone in the home are nice too.

9:41 AM Mr. Silver

Translation: "Day of violent video games and dirty movies"

9:41 AM Mr. Green

Amen to that!

9:42 AM Mr. Gray

LOL

10:03 AM Mr. Yellow

Mr. Green, if you are looking for an X-Box 360 / violent movie weekend, you can always make a trip up.

LOL

10:07 AM Mr. Gray

LMAO

12:08 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2011/10/peace-boundaries/

"The new process can analyze a population and suggest trouble areas where, say, the French in Switzerland can be moved to their own regions or perhaps concentrated in camps to reduce violence."

12:17 PM Mr. Silver

"The programming firm of Hilter & Bimmler Tech, based in Argentina, are very happy with the results so far."

12:17 PM Mr. Blue

Sounds like an Onion article.

12:20 PM Mr. Silver

Thanks!

I wonder what that program would make of the USA.

"It turns out no one really gets along there...like anywhere. There's merely degrees of not-blue."

"I'll grant there are large areas of deep blue, yes, but upon analysis, it's just a calculation artifact of so few people living in those regions."

Mr. Yellow

So best way is to have racial and religious purity?

I read a bit of the article. No time to read it all.

I saw if two are mixed in balance, that is OK.

12:42 PM Mr. Silver

Yeah, I’m not sure really what they are getting out of this except an excuse by someone to cook the results and use them to pound on "troublemakers".

12:43 PM Mr. Yellow

Just at a glance, it sounds like something Hitler would have liked.

12:43 PM Mr. Gray

LOL

12:44 PM Mr. Yellow

It makes some sense. If I am hanging out with people I have stuff in common with, it's less likely conflicts will arise.

1:59 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.physorg.com/news/2011-10-discovery-fuel-plastics-production-energy.html

"University of Minnesota research team announces technique to keep gas prices the same while oil companies get 15% more money."

(Mr. Blue was in Washington D.C. for a couple days – Mr. Silver)

Mr. Blue

Kind of cool being able to see the presidential helicopter land on the lawn and then take off from the Jefferson Memorial.

Then you've got dudes in all black standing on top of the buildings surrounding the White House with high powered rifles and binoculars.

We saw his helicopter come and go 4 times in total.

12:58 PM Mr. Silver

"Damn. Forgot my ID and I wanted to get a bottle of wine for dinner...swing back."

"Yes Mr. President."

12:59 PM Mr. Blue

Probably the highlight of the trip was the food though

Had my first legit Thai food.. vegetarian pad thai and some sort of sauteed mussel dish.

1:00 PM Mr. Silver

Went to Thailand too, did you?

1:00 PM Mr. Blue

$3 cupcakes from Georgetown Cupcakes

Sushi

1:15 PM Mr. Silver

So primo eats

(Jealous)

1:15 PM Mr. Blue

Yeah

And all the usual sites

The Reflecting Pond is a big mud hole right now, but everything else was open.

The best thing about DC is everything is free.

1:16 PM Mr. Silver

Even the $3 cupcakes are free.

1:16 PM Mr. Blue

lol

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

I love stuff like that, by the way: "the Reflecting Pond is a big mud hole right now"

So symbolic.

Mr. Gray

God, I so want this day to be over....

3:03 PM Mr. Silver

"Stay on target..."

3:22 PM Mr. Gray

Almost time...

3:23 PM Mr. Silver

"Stay on target!"

3:27 PM Mr. Gray

Ok...this is Red 2, I'm going home....

Cya tomorrow, gentlemen!!

(disconnect)

3:28 PM Mr. Silver

“Where did Wedge go???!!!”

Day 102 - Mr. Gray's Adventure Games Can Get A Little Intense, Half Corgi Half Terminator, A Hard Title To Lose, Mr. Mustard's Lunchmeat Of Choice, I've Never Heard Of Hospitalization For Excessive Wake And Bake, The Wrong Half Of Literacy, And Staggering Intellects

9:09 AM Mr. Yellow

So how were you feeling Saturday Mr. Gray?

9:10 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

9:11 AM Mr. Yellow

You remember much of Friday night?

9:11 AM Mr. Gray

Not after about midnight. Between being tired and Mr. Green and those damned Jagerbombs...yeah. I kept trying to push myself because I knew you drove the whole way out and didn’t want to make it an early game

Passed out right after everyone left of course LOL!

9:27 AM Mr. Yellow

Yes, you were pretty lit up.  I landed on the same platform 6 times and Jay was off flying into Sith space to collect on some bounty.  Mr. Silver was digging through some busses on the Venator he was on, grabbing jetpacks, and Jay recovered 24 .22 caliber rifles in space.

9:28 AM Mr. Gray

<facepalm> As long as everyone had a good time LOL

1:25 PM Mr. Yellow

Oh hey Mr. Silver, can I get a couple of those jet packs you found in the busses?

1:26 PM Mr. Silver

Definitely

1:27 PM Mr. Yellow

Cool I was hoping to sell them in "Sith Space" for an increase to my "Perception"

1:27 PM Mr. Green

LMAO!

1:29 PM Mr. Yellow

Seriously; sorry it was at your expense because you were so wasted, but I have not laughed as hard or as much in years.

I am still laughing now it was so funny.  Well worth the drive for such a great memory.

1:30 PM Mr. Gray

Hey, like I said...as long as everyone had a good time, I can accept the laughs.

1:30 PM Mr. Yellow

I felt like I got a contact drunk on.

1:32 PM Mr. Yellow

Best part was when Mr. Green finally asked you: "Mr. Gray, what game are you playing?"

1:33 PM Mr. Silver

Hehehe!

1:34 PM Mr. Yellow

If we were all that drunk, I am sure we would have woken up in another country.

1:34 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Now THAT would have been interesting.

Instead of "The Hangover" it could have been "The Game Night".

1:35 PM Mr. Gray

"I don’t remember a thing!! What do you remember last, Jay?!"

"Well, we were playing Star Wars..."
"Yeah, but I seem to remember something about Sith Space...and a bus?"
"I don’t remember that.  I do remember a rescue."
"Guys Guys!! Ok, all that is fine....but why are we in Canada?!"
"Screw that, Mr Silver...why is there a Tiger in Mr. Yellow's car?!"

1:36 PM Mr. Yellow

lol

Canada is good I have friends there.

1:37 PM Mr. Gray

I figured it was the closest other country.  We're too lazy to get to Mexico. LOL

1:37 PM Mr. Yellow

True

1:39 PM Mr. Silver

We'd wake up in a drug war in Mexico...

1:40 PM Mr. Gray

"Umm....Mr. Silver, why are you wearing a sombrero and a bandolier and guns?"
"Better yet, why is Mr. Yellow floating in a pool out back ,on a raft with 3 hot Mexican models in bikinis?"
"Umm...guys....better one....why do I have a bag with eight human heads in it?"
"Crap....I think we took over a cartel!!!!!"

1:41 PM Mr. Yellow

We all rolled natural 20's

That cartel did not know what hit them!

1:42 PM Mr. Gray

"I knew that all those games and planning would pay off, Mr. Green.  I just wish I could remember it!!"

1:42 PM Mr. Silver

"Los Gringos Muertos"?  Who picked THAT for the new group name???

1:43 PM Mr. Yellow

hehe

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

"I thought'd it'd be cool, you know? ‘The Gringos of Death!’”

1:43 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

"IT MEANS ‘THE DEAD WHITE GUYS’ YOU IDIOT!!!"

1:43 PM Mr. Gray

ROFLMAO

1:44 PM Mr. Yellow

Most likely true when the other cartels hear.

"Look, I already made us a Facebook fan page under the name."

1:46 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:48 PM Mr. Yellow

"We have over 3000 “likes” already, but I see a lot of posts with gringos and muerto in them.  I can’t understand them though, so not sure of the context."  *shrug*

1:48 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

12:40 PM Mr. Gray

Ok I gotta admit....the Corgi/Boxer pups Cici's dog had last time were adorable. If they have the fur like a corgi’s that is good for allergies, I'm so getting one LOL

12:44 PM Mr. Silver

A Coxer

12:45 PM Mr. Gray

Boxie? lol

Borgi?

lol

Makes me think he should have cybernetic implants

12:50 PM Mr. Gray

"We are Borgi....you will be assimilated...OH A BALL!!! *runs off*

12:51 PM Mr. Silver

"Aww...you have one of those bark boxes...I think it's kinda like torture, but if you have a barking problem I understand." 

"What problem?  That's an bark amplifier, not a suppressor." 

 (Tries to think of other dog cybernetics)

12:52 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:08 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/11/underwear-bomber-trial-to-open-in-detroit-2/  

Headline: "Underwear Bomber Wait For More Embarrassing Bomber To Replace Him Coming Up On Second Year"

1:11 PM Mr. Silver

"Come on, guys," pleaded Nigerian terrorist in a statement to his comrades at large, "Can't someone cook up something to do with an adult diaper or a sex toy or something?  I'm dying here!"

1:16 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

"In a related report, the former holder of 'Most Embarrassing Failed Bomber', the infamous 'Shoe Bomber', reported himself as completely stress free and content with his historical legacy after his replacement came onto the scene."

“Praise Allah for that kid...whew!  If I'm ever released, I'd even hazard going again as the 'Goody Two-Shoe Bomber' without a blush." 

(This has been a running gag ever since he made the reference at a buffet and I was the only one who understood and played along - Mr. Silver)
Mr. Silver

All cleared and full of lunch

12:48 PM Mr. Mustard

Always awesome to be full of lunch.

12:48 PM Mr. Silver

New gag to use that I thought up yesterday.

Was thinking about types of hams at a deli and wondered what "Bavarian Ham" meant.

Then I thought "But we all know what New Guinea style ham is..."

12:49 PM Mr. Mustard

Am I thinking Barbarian?

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

Heh

No...Long Pork...”New Guinea Ham” (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork – Mr. Silver)

12:50 PM Mr. Silver

I think I'll hassle the deli counter with that one.

12:51 PM Mr. Mustard

I'll be there to order seconds.   heh

12:58 PM Mr. Mustard

I saw a few days ago a woman was released from prison.  During questioning she told her lawyer she cooked her husband’s ribs and ate them.

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

Yup.  Some fashion model.

1:05 PM Mr. Mustard

With long pointed teeth

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

Up on all the aboriginal diet trends, I guess.

1:08 PM Mr. Mustard

Or a way to tell your roommate you cannot afford dinner

2:02 PM Mr. Silver

Perhaps she heard it'd keep her in a size 2 for the catwalk.

"You are what you eat...he was scrawny and thin...so..."

2:23 PM Mr. Mustard

Good thought

2:37 PM Mr. Mustard

“3 hospitalized when pot brownies served at funeral”

"The three, residents of Huntington Beach and Newport Beach, didn't know the marijuana-laced sweets were being offered in memory of their friend, who ate marijuana brownies"

2:43 PM Mr. Silver

Hospitalized?

Ate too many?

2:43 PM Mr. Mustard

Had to pick them up off the ceiling

2:44 PM Mr. Silver

"I'm afraid he's suffering from Acute Mellow Syndrome.  Nurse, bring me a big bowl of Froot Loops and a syringe of adrenaline."

2:48 PM Mr. Mustard

And another case of potato chips

2:49 PM Mr. Silver

“Stat!”

7:04 AM Mr. Brown

Watched something this morning about Nubia

How the ancients there they don't know how to read there language

7:08 AM Mr. Silver

Not much of a language then

Oh...just a sec...I rearranged that statement a bit and understand you.

“We NOW don't know how to read their ancient language”

It read as "They were writing stuff down but they didn't know how to read it."

7:09 AM Mr. Brown

Oh yeah, I see that now.

I forgot to type the correct their.

We need a Rosetta Stone, is what they was saying.

7:10 AM Mr. Silver

"And the king commanded that the palace scribes carve a lot of stuff to commemorate his victories like the Egyptians did, and they filled many a slab with, like, pictures of birds and canoes and shit."

10:02 AM Mr. Silver

I've been dealing with some staggering intellects today...like...IQs so low I assume they have motor control issues...

10:14 AM Ms. Amethyst

lol