Day 102 - Mr. Gray's Adventure Games Can Get A Little Intense, Half Corgi Half Terminator, A Hard Title To Lose, Mr. Mustard's Lunchmeat Of Choice, I've Never Heard Of Hospitalization For Excessive Wake And Bake, The Wrong Half Of Literacy, And Staggering Intellects

9:09 AM Mr. Yellow

So how were you feeling Saturday Mr. Gray?

9:10 AM Mr. Silver

Hehe

9:11 AM Mr. Yellow

You remember much of Friday night?

9:11 AM Mr. Gray

Not after about midnight. Between being tired and Mr. Green and those damned Jagerbombs...yeah. I kept trying to push myself because I knew you drove the whole way out and didn’t want to make it an early game

Passed out right after everyone left of course LOL!

9:27 AM Mr. Yellow

Yes, you were pretty lit up.  I landed on the same platform 6 times and Jay was off flying into Sith space to collect on some bounty.  Mr. Silver was digging through some busses on the Venator he was on, grabbing jetpacks, and Jay recovered 24 .22 caliber rifles in space.

9:28 AM Mr. Gray

<facepalm> As long as everyone had a good time LOL

1:25 PM Mr. Yellow

Oh hey Mr. Silver, can I get a couple of those jet packs you found in the busses?

1:26 PM Mr. Silver

Definitely

1:27 PM Mr. Yellow

Cool I was hoping to sell them in "Sith Space" for an increase to my "Perception"

1:27 PM Mr. Green

LMAO!

1:29 PM Mr. Yellow

Seriously; sorry it was at your expense because you were so wasted, but I have not laughed as hard or as much in years.

I am still laughing now it was so funny.  Well worth the drive for such a great memory.

1:30 PM Mr. Gray

Hey, like I said...as long as everyone had a good time, I can accept the laughs.

1:30 PM Mr. Yellow

I felt like I got a contact drunk on.

1:32 PM Mr. Yellow

Best part was when Mr. Green finally asked you: "Mr. Gray, what game are you playing?"

1:33 PM Mr. Silver

Hehehe!

1:34 PM Mr. Yellow

If we were all that drunk, I am sure we would have woken up in another country.

1:34 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

Now THAT would have been interesting.

Instead of "The Hangover" it could have been "The Game Night".

1:35 PM Mr. Gray

"I don’t remember a thing!! What do you remember last, Jay?!"

"Well, we were playing Star Wars..."
"Yeah, but I seem to remember something about Sith Space...and a bus?"
"I don’t remember that.  I do remember a rescue."
"Guys Guys!! Ok, all that is fine....but why are we in Canada?!"
"Screw that, Mr Silver...why is there a Tiger in Mr. Yellow's car?!"

1:36 PM Mr. Yellow

lol

Canada is good I have friends there.

1:37 PM Mr. Gray

I figured it was the closest other country.  We're too lazy to get to Mexico. LOL

1:37 PM Mr. Yellow

True

1:39 PM Mr. Silver

We'd wake up in a drug war in Mexico...

1:40 PM Mr. Gray

"Umm....Mr. Silver, why are you wearing a sombrero and a bandolier and guns?"
"Better yet, why is Mr. Yellow floating in a pool out back ,on a raft with 3 hot Mexican models in bikinis?"
"Umm...guys....better one....why do I have a bag with eight human heads in it?"
"Crap....I think we took over a cartel!!!!!"

1:41 PM Mr. Yellow

We all rolled natural 20's

That cartel did not know what hit them!

1:42 PM Mr. Gray

"I knew that all those games and planning would pay off, Mr. Green.  I just wish I could remember it!!"

1:42 PM Mr. Silver

"Los Gringos Muertos"?  Who picked THAT for the new group name???

1:43 PM Mr. Yellow

hehe

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

"I thought'd it'd be cool, you know? ‘The Gringos of Death!’”

1:43 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:43 PM Mr. Silver

"IT MEANS ‘THE DEAD WHITE GUYS’ YOU IDIOT!!!"

1:43 PM Mr. Gray

ROFLMAO

1:44 PM Mr. Yellow

Most likely true when the other cartels hear.

"Look, I already made us a Facebook fan page under the name."

1:46 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:48 PM Mr. Yellow

"We have over 3000 “likes” already, but I see a lot of posts with gringos and muerto in them.  I can’t understand them though, so not sure of the context."  *shrug*

1:48 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

12:40 PM Mr. Gray

Ok I gotta admit....the Corgi/Boxer pups Cici's dog had last time were adorable. If they have the fur like a corgi’s that is good for allergies, I'm so getting one LOL

12:44 PM Mr. Silver

A Coxer

12:45 PM Mr. Gray

Boxie? lol

Borgi?

lol

Makes me think he should have cybernetic implants

12:50 PM Mr. Gray

"We are Borgi....you will be assimilated...OH A BALL!!! *runs off*

12:51 PM Mr. Silver

"Aww...you have one of those bark boxes...I think it's kinda like torture, but if you have a barking problem I understand." 

"What problem?  That's an bark amplifier, not a suppressor." 

 (Tries to think of other dog cybernetics)

12:52 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:08 PM Mr. Silver

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/10/11/underwear-bomber-trial-to-open-in-detroit-2/  

Headline: "Underwear Bomber Wait For More Embarrassing Bomber To Replace Him Coming Up On Second Year"

1:11 PM Mr. Silver

"Come on, guys," pleaded Nigerian terrorist in a statement to his comrades at large, "Can't someone cook up something to do with an adult diaper or a sex toy or something?  I'm dying here!"

1:16 PM Mr. Gray

LMAO

1:21 PM Mr. Silver

"In a related report, the former holder of 'Most Embarrassing Failed Bomber', the infamous 'Shoe Bomber', reported himself as completely stress free and content with his historical legacy after his replacement came onto the scene."

“Praise Allah for that kid...whew!  If I'm ever released, I'd even hazard going again as the 'Goody Two-Shoe Bomber' without a blush." 

(This has been a running gag ever since he made the reference at a buffet and I was the only one who understood and played along - Mr. Silver)
Mr. Silver

All cleared and full of lunch

12:48 PM Mr. Mustard

Always awesome to be full of lunch.

12:48 PM Mr. Silver

New gag to use that I thought up yesterday.

Was thinking about types of hams at a deli and wondered what "Bavarian Ham" meant.

Then I thought "But we all know what New Guinea style ham is..."

12:49 PM Mr. Mustard

Am I thinking Barbarian?

12:49 PM Mr. Silver

Heh

No...Long Pork...”New Guinea Ham” (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/long_pork – Mr. Silver)

12:50 PM Mr. Silver

I think I'll hassle the deli counter with that one.

12:51 PM Mr. Mustard

I'll be there to order seconds.   heh

12:58 PM Mr. Mustard

I saw a few days ago a woman was released from prison.  During questioning she told her lawyer she cooked her husband’s ribs and ate them.

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

Yup.  Some fashion model.

1:05 PM Mr. Mustard

With long pointed teeth

1:05 PM Mr. Silver

Up on all the aboriginal diet trends, I guess.

1:08 PM Mr. Mustard

Or a way to tell your roommate you cannot afford dinner

2:02 PM Mr. Silver

Perhaps she heard it'd keep her in a size 2 for the catwalk.

"You are what you eat...he was scrawny and thin...so..."

2:23 PM Mr. Mustard

Good thought

2:37 PM Mr. Mustard

“3 hospitalized when pot brownies served at funeral”

"The three, residents of Huntington Beach and Newport Beach, didn't know the marijuana-laced sweets were being offered in memory of their friend, who ate marijuana brownies"

2:43 PM Mr. Silver

Hospitalized?

Ate too many?

2:43 PM Mr. Mustard

Had to pick them up off the ceiling

2:44 PM Mr. Silver

"I'm afraid he's suffering from Acute Mellow Syndrome.  Nurse, bring me a big bowl of Froot Loops and a syringe of adrenaline."

2:48 PM Mr. Mustard

And another case of potato chips

2:49 PM Mr. Silver

“Stat!”

7:04 AM Mr. Brown

Watched something this morning about Nubia

How the ancients there they don't know how to read there language

7:08 AM Mr. Silver

Not much of a language then

Oh...just a sec...I rearranged that statement a bit and understand you.

“We NOW don't know how to read their ancient language”

It read as "They were writing stuff down but they didn't know how to read it."

7:09 AM Mr. Brown

Oh yeah, I see that now.

I forgot to type the correct their.

We need a Rosetta Stone, is what they was saying.

7:10 AM Mr. Silver

"And the king commanded that the palace scribes carve a lot of stuff to commemorate his victories like the Egyptians did, and they filled many a slab with, like, pictures of birds and canoes and shit."

10:02 AM Mr. Silver

I've been dealing with some staggering intellects today...like...IQs so low I assume they have motor control issues...

10:14 AM Ms. Amethyst

lol